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     A man may see how this world goes with no eyes. Look with
     thine ears. See how yon justice rails upon yon simple thief.
     Hark in thine ear: Change places; and, handy-dandy, which
     is the justice, which is the thief?

          --King Lear.

Among those who took the most lively interest in endeavouring to
discover the person by whom young Charles Hazlewood had been
waylaid and wounded was Gilbert Glossin, Esquire, late writer in
----, now Laird of Ellangowan, and one of the worshipful commission
of justices of the peace for the county of----. His motives for
exertion on this occasion were manifold; but we presume that our
readers, from what they already know of this gentleman, will
acquit him of being actuated by any zealous or intemperate love of
abstract justice.

The truth was, that this respectable personage felt himself less
at ease than he had expected, after his machinations put him in
possession of his benefactor's estate. His reflections within
doors, where so much occurred to remind him of former times, were
not always the self-congratulations of successful stratagem. And
when he looked abroad he could not but be sensible that he was
excluded from the society of the gentry of the county, to whose
rank he conceived he had raised himself. He was not admitted to
their clubs, and at meetings of a public nature, from which he
could not be altogether excluded, he found himself thwarted and
looked upon with coldness and contempt. Both principle and
prejudice cooperated in creating this dislike; for the gentlemen
of the county despised him for the lowness of his birth, while
they hated him for the means by which he had raised his fortune.
With the common people his reputation stood still worse. They
would neither yield him the territorial appellation of Ellangowan
nor the usual compliment of Mr. Glossin: with them he was bare
Glossin; and so incredibly was his vanity interested by this
trifling circumstance, that he was known to give half-a-crown to a
beggar because he had thrice called him Ellangowan in beseeching
him for a penny. He therefore felt acutely the general want of
respect, and particularly when he contrasted his own character and
reception in society with those of Mr. Mac-Morlan, who, in far
inferior worldly circumstances, was beloved and respected both by
rich and poor, and was slowly but securely laying the foundation
of a moderate fortune, with the general good-will and esteem of
all who knew him.

Glossin, while he repined internally at what he would fain have
called the prejudices and prepossessions of the country, was too
wise to make any open complaint. He was sensible his elevation was
too recent to be immediately forgotten, and the means by which he
had attained it too odious to be soon forgiven. But time, thought
he, diminishes wonder and palliates misconduct. With the
dexterity, therefore, of one who made his fortune by studying the
weak points of human nature, he determined to lie by for
opportunities to make himself useful even to those who most
disliked him; trusting that his own abilities, the disposition of
country gentlemen to get into quarrels, when a lawyer's advice
becomes precious, and a thousand other contingencies, of which,
with patience and address, he doubted not to be able to avail
himself, would soon place him in a more important and respectable
light to his neighbours, and perhaps raise him to the eminence
sometimes attained by a shrewd, worldly, bustling man of business,
when, settled among a generation of country gentlemen, he becomes,
in Burns's language,

     The tongue of the trump to them a'.

The attack on Colonel Mannering's house, followed by the accident
of Hazlewood's wound, appeared to Glossin a proper opportunity to
impress upon the country at large the service which could be
rendered by an active magistrate (for he had been in the
commission for some time), well acquainted with the law, and no
less so with the haunts and habits of the illicit traders. He had
acquired the latter kind of experience by a former close alliance
with some of the most desperate smugglers, in consequence of which
he had occasionally acted, sometimes as a partner, sometimes as
legal adviser, with these persons, But the connexion had been
dropped many years; nor, considering how short the race of eminent
characters of this description, and the frequent circumstances
occur to make them retire from particular scenes of action, had he
the least reason to think that his present researches could
possibly compromise any old friend who might possess means of
retaliation. The having been concerned in these practices
abstractedly was a circumstance which, according to his opinion,
ought in no respect to interfere with his now using his experience
in behalf of the public, or rather to further his own private
views. To acquire the good opinion and countenance of Colonel
Mannering would be no small object to a gentleman who was much
disposed to escape from Coventry, and to gain the favour of old
Hazlewood, who was a leading man in the county, was of more
importance still. Lastly, if he should succeed in discovering,
apprehending, and convicting the culprits, he would have the
satisfaction of mortifying, and in some degree disparaging, Mac-
Morlan, to whom, as sheriff-substitute of the county, this sort of
investigation properly belonged, and who would certainly suffer in
public opinion should the voluntary exertions of Glossin be more
successful than his own.

Actuated by motives so stimulating, and well acquainted with the
lower retainers of the law, Glossin set every spring in motion to
detect and apprehend, if possible, some of the gang who had
attacked Woodbourne, and more particularly the individual who had
wounded Charles Hazlewood. He promised high rewards, he suggested
various schemes, and used his personal interest among his old
acquaintances who favoured the trade, urging that they had better
make sacrifice of an understrapper or two than incur the odium of
having favoured such atrocious proceedings. But for some time all
these exertions were in vain. The common people of the country
either favoured or feared the smugglers too much to afford any
evidence against them. At length this busy magistrate obtained
information that a man, having the dress and appearance of the
person who had wounded Hazlewood, had lodged on the evening before
the rencontre at the Gordon Arms in Kippletringan. Thither Mr.
Glossin immediately went, for the purpose of interrogating our old
acquaintance Mrs. Mac-Candlish.

The reader may remember that Mr. Glossin did not, according to
this good woman's phrase, stand high in her books. She therefore
attended his summons to the parlour slowly and reluctantly, and,
on entering the room, paid her respects in the coldest possible
manner. The dialogue then proceeded as follows:--

'A fine frosty morning, Mrs. Mac-Candlish.'

'Ay, sir; the morning's weel eneugh,' answered the landlady,

'Mrs. Mac-Candlish, I wish to know if the justices are to dine
here as usual after the business of the court on Tuesday?'

'I believe--I fancy sae, sir--as usual' (about to leave the room).

'Stay a moment, Mrs. Mac-Candlish; why, you are in a prodigious
hurry, my good friend! I have been thinking a club dining here
once a month would be a very pleasant thing.'

'Certainly, sir; a club of RESPECTABLE gentlemen.'

'True, true,' said Glossin, 'I mean landed proprietors and
gentlemen of weight in the county; and I should like to set such a
thing a-going.'

The short dry cough with which Mrs. Mac-Candlish received this
proposal by no means indicated any dislike to the overture
abstractedly considered, but inferred much doubt how far it would
succeed under the auspices of the gentleman by whom it was
proposed. It was not a cough negative, but a cough dubious, and as
such Glossin felt it; but it was not his cue to take offence.

'Have there been brisk doings on the road, Mrs. Mac-Candlish?
Plenty of company, I suppose?'

'Pretty weel, sir,--but I believe I am wanted at the bar.'

'No, no; stop one moment, cannot you, to oblige an old customer?
Pray, do you remember a remarkably tall young man who lodged one
night in your house last week?'

'Troth, sir, I canna weel say; I never take heed whether my
company be lang or short, if they make a lang bill.'

'And if they do not, you can do that for them, eh, Mrs. Mac-
Candlish? ha, ha, ha! But this young man that I inquire after was
upwards of six feet high, had a dark frock, with metal buttons,
light-brown hair unpowdered, blue eyes, and a straight nose,
travelled on foot, had no servant or baggage; you surely can
remember having seen such a traveller?'

'Indeed, sir,' answered Mrs. Mac-Candlish, bent on baffling his
inquiries, 'I canna charge my memory about the matter; there's
mair to do in a house like this, I trow, than to look after
passengers' hair, or their een, or noses either.'

'Then, Mrs. Mac-Candlish, I must tell you in plain terms that this
person is suspected of having been guilty of a crime; and it is in
consequence of these suspicions that I, as a magistrate, require
this information from you; and if you refuse to answer my
questions, I must put you upon your oath.'

'Troth, sir, I am no free to swear; [Footnote: Some of the strict
dissenters decline taking an oath before a civil magistrate.] we
ay gaed to the Antiburgher meeting. It's very true, in Bailie Mac-
Candlish's time (honest man) we keepit the kirk, whilk was most
seemly in his station, as having office; but after his being
called to a better place than Kippletringan I hae gaen back to
worthy Maister Mac-Grainer. And so ye see, sir, I am no clear to
swear without speaking to the minister, especially against ony
sackless puir young thing that's gaun through the country,
stranger and freendless like.'

'I shall relieve your scruples, perhaps, without troubling Mr.
Mac-Grainer, when I tell you that this fellow whom I inquire after
is the man who shot your young friend Charles Hazlewood.'

'Gudeness! wha could hae thought the like o' that o' him? Na, if
it had been for debt, or e'en for a bit tuilzie wi' the gauger,
the deil o' Nelly Mac-Candlish's tongue should ever hae wranged
him. But if he really shot young Hazlewood--but I canna think it,
Mr. Glossin; this will be some o' your skits now. I canna think it
o' sae douce a lad; na, na, this is just some o' your auld skits.
Ye'll be for having a horning or a caption after him.'

'I see you have no confidence in me, Mrs. Mac-Candlish; but look
at these declarations, signed by the persons who saw the crime
committed, and judge yourself if the description of the ruffian be
not that of your guest.'

He put the papers into her hand, which she perused very carefully,
often taking off her spectacles to cast her eyes up to heaven, or
perhaps to wipe a tear from them, for young Hazlewood was an
especial favourite with the good dame. 'Aweel, aweel,' she said,
when she had concluded her examination, 'since it's e'en sae, I
gie him up, the villain. But O, we are erring mortals! I never saw
a face I liked better, or a lad that was mair douce and canny: I
thought he had been some gentleman under trouble. But I gie him
up, the villain! To shoot Charles Hazlewood, and before the young
ladies, poor innocent things! I gie him up.'

'So you admit, then, that such a person lodged here the night
before this vile business?'

'Troth did he, sir, and a' the house were taen wi' him, he was sic
a frank, pleasant young man. It wasna for his spending, I'm sure,
for he just had a mutton-chop and a mug of ale, and maybe a glass
or twa o' wine; and I asked him to drink tea wi' mysell, and didna
put that into the bill; and he took nae supper, for he said he was
defeat wi' travel a' the night afore. I daresay now it had been on
some hellicat errand or other.'

'Did you by any chance learn his name?'

'I wot weel did I,' said the landlady, now as eager to communicate
her evidence as formerly desirous to suppress it. 'He tell'd me
his name was Brown, and he said it was likely that an auld woman
like a gipsy wife might be asking for him. Ay, ay! tell me your
company, and I'll tell you wha ye are! O the villain! Aweel, sir,
when he gaed away in the morning he paid his bill very honestly,
and gae something to the chambermaid nae doubt; for Grizzy has
naething frae me, by twa pair o' new shoo ilka year, and maybe a
bit compliment at Hansel Monanday--' Here Glossin found it
necessary to interfere and bring the good woman back to the point.

'Ou then, he just said, "If there comes such a person to inquire
after Mr. Brown, you will say I am gone to look at the skaters on
Loch Creeran, as you call it, and I will be back here to dinner."
But he never came back, though I expected him sae faithfully that
I gae a look to making the friar's chicken mysell, and to the
crappitheads too, and that's what I dinna do for ordinary, Mr.
Glossin. But little did I think what skating wark he was gaun
about--to shoot Mr. Charles, the innocent lamb!'

Mr. Glossin having, like a prudent examinator, suffered his
witness to give vent to all her surprise and indignation, now
began to inquire whether the suspected person had left any
property or papers about the inn.

'Troth, he put a parcel--a sma' parcel--under my charge, and he
gave me some siller, and desired me to get him half-a-dozen
ruffled sarks, and Peg Pasley's in hands wi' them e'en now; they
may serve him to gang up the Lawnmarket [Footnote: The procession
of the criminals to the gallows of old took that direction,
moving, as the school-boy rhyme had it, Up the Lawnmarket, Down
the West Bow, Up the lang ladder, And down the little tow.] in,
the scoundrel!' Mr. Glossin then demanded to see the packet, but
here mine hostess demurred.

'She didna ken--she wad not say but justice should take its
course--but when a thing was trusted to ane in her way, doubtless
they were responsible; but she suld cry in Deacon Bearcliff, and
if Mr. Glossin liked to tak an inventar o' the property, and gie
her a receipt before the Deacon--or, what she wad like muckle
better, an it could be sealed up and left in Deacon Bearcliff's
hands--it wad mak her mind easy. She was for naething but justice
on a' sides.'

Mrs. Mac-Candlish's natural sagacity and acquired suspicion being
inflexible, Glossin sent for Deacon Bearcliff, to speak 'anent the
villain that had shot Mr. Charles Hazlewood.' The Deacon
accordingly made his appearance with his wig awry, owing to the
hurry with which, at this summons of the Justice, he had exchanged
it for the Kilmarnock cap in which he usually attended his
customers. Mrs. Mac-Candlish then produced the parcel deposited
with her by Brown, in which was found the gipsy's purse. On
perceiving the value of the miscellaneous contents, Mrs. Mac-
Candlish internally congratulated herself upon the precautions she
had taken before delivering them up to Glossin, while he, with an
appearance of disinterested candour, was the first to propose they
should be properly inventoried, and deposited with Deacon
Bearcliff, until they should be sent to the Crown-office. 'He did
not,' he observed, 'like to be personally responsible for articles
which seemed of considerable value, and had doubtless been
acquired by the most nefarious practices.'

He then examined the paper in which the purse had been wrapt up.
It was the back of a letter addressed to V. Brown, Esquire, but
the rest of the address was torn away. The landlady, now as eager
to throw light upon the criminal's escape as she had formerly been
desirous of withholding it, for the miscellaneous contents of the
purse argued strongly to her mind that all was not right,--Mrs.
Mac-Candlish, I say, now gave Glossin to understand that her
position and hostler had both seen the stranger upon the ice that
day when young Hazlewood was wounded.

Our readers' old acquaintance Jock Jabos was first summoned, and
admitted frankly that he had seen and conversed upon the ice that
morning with a stranger, who, he understood, had lodged at the
Gordon Arms the night before.

'What turn did your conversation take?' said Glossin.

'Turn? ou, we turned nae gate at a', but just keep it straight
forward upon the ice like.'

'Well, but what did ye speak about?'

'Ou, he just asked questions like ony ither stranger,' answered
the postilion, possessed, as it seemed, with the refractory and
uncommunicative spirit which had left his mistress.

'But about what?' said Glossin.

'Ou, just about the folk that was playing at the curling, and
about auld Jock Stevenson that was at the cock, and about the
leddies, and sic like.'

'What ladies? and what did he ask about them, Jock?' said the

'What leddies? Ou, it was Miss Jowlia Mannering and Miss Lucy
Bertram, that ye ken fu' weel yoursell, Mr. Glossin; they were
walking wi' the young Laird of Hazlewood upon the ice.'

'And what did you tell him about them?' demanded Glossin.

'Tut, we just said that was Miss Lucy Bertram of Ellangowan, that
should ance have had a great estate in the country; and that was
Miss Jowlia Mannering, that was to be married to young Hazlewood,
see as she was hinging on his arm. We just spoke about our country
clashes like; he was a very frank man.'

'Well, and what did he say in answer?'

'Ou, he just stared at the young leddies very keen-like, and asked
if it was for certain that the marriage was to be between Miss
Mannering and young Hazlewood; and I answered him that it was for
positive and absolute certain, as I had an undoubted right to say
sae; for my third cousin Jean Clavers (she's a relation o' your
ain, Mr. Glossin, ye wad ken Jean lang syne?), she's sib to the
housekeeper at Woodbourne, and she's tell'd me mair than ance that
there was naething could be mair likely.'

'And what did the stranger say when you told him all this?' said

'Say?' echoed the postilion, 'he said naething at a'; he just
stared at them as they walked round the loch upon the ice, as if
he could have eaten them, and he never took his ee aff them, or
said another word, or gave another glance at the bonspiel, though
there was the finest fun amang the curlers ever was seen; and he
turned round and gaed aff the loch by the kirkstile through
Woodbourne fir-plantings, and we saw nae mair o' him.'

'Only think,' said Mrs. Mac-Candlish, 'what a hard heart he maun
hae had, to think o' hurting the poor young gentleman in the very
presence of the leddy he was to be married to!'

'O, Mrs. Mac-Candlish,' said Glossin, 'there's been many cases
such as that on the record; doubtless he was seeking revenge where
it would be deepest and sweetest.'

'God pity us!' said Deacon Bearcliff, 'we're puir frail creatures
when left to oursells! Ay, he forgot wha said, "Vengeance is mine,
and I will repay it."'

'Weel, aweel, sirs,' said Jabos, whose hard-headed and
uncultivated shrewdness seemed sometimes to start the game when
others beat the bush--'weel, weel, ye may be a' mista'en yet; I'll
never believe that a man would lay a plan to shoot another wi' his
ain gun. Lord help ye, I was the keeper's assistant down at the
Isle mysell, and I'll uphaud it the biggest man in Scotland
shouldna take a gun frae me or I had weized the slugs through him,
though I'm but sic a little feckless body, fit for naething but
the outside o' a saddle and the fore-end o' a poschay; na, na, nae
living man wad venture on that. I'll wad my best buckskins, and
they were new coft at Kirkcudbright Fair, it's been a chance job
after a'. But if ye hae naething mair to say to me, I am thinking
I maun gang and see my beasts fed'; and he departed accordingly.

The hostler, who had accompanied him, gave evidence to the same
purpose. He and Mrs. Mac-Candlish were then reinterrogated whether
Brown had no arms with him on that unhappy morning. 'None,' they
said, 'but an ordinary bit cutlass or hanger by his side.'

'Now,' said the Deacon, taking Glossin by the button (for, in
considering this intricate subject, he had forgot Glossin's new
accession of rank),'this is but doubtfu' after a', Maister
Gilbert; for it was not sae dooms likely that he would go down
into battle wi' sic sma' means.'

Glossin extricated himself from the Deacon's grasp and from the
discussion, though not with rudeness; for it was his present
interest to buy golden opinions from all sorts of people. He
inquired the price of tea and sugar, and spoke of providing
himself for the year; he gave Mrs. Mac-Candlish directions to have
a handsome entertainment in readiness for a party of five friends
whom he intended to invite to dine with him at the Gordon Arms
next Saturday week; and, lastly, he gave a half-crown to Jock
Jabos, whom the hostler had deputed to hold his steed.

'Weel,' said the Deacon to Mrs. Mac-Candlish, as he accepted her
offer of a glass of bitters at the bar, 'the deil's no sae ill as
he's ca'd. It's pleasant to see a gentleman pay the regard to the
business o' the county that Mr. Glossin does.'

'Ay, 'deed is't, Deacon,' answered the landlady; 'and yet I wonder
our gentry leave their ain wark to the like o' him. But as lang as
siller's current, Deacon, folk maunna look ower nicely at what
king's head's on't.'

'I doubt Glossin will prove but shand after a', mistress,' said
Jabos, as he passed through the little lobby beside the bar; 'but
this is a gude half-crown ony way.'


     A man that apprehends death to be no more dreadful but as a
     drunken sleep, careless, reckless, and fearless of what's
     past, present, or to come; insensible of mortality, and
     desperately mortal.

          --Measure for Measure.

Glossin had made careful minutes of the information derived from
these examinations. They threw little light upon the story, so far
as he understood its purport; but the better-informed reader has
received through means of this investigation an account of Brown's
proceedings, between the moment when we left him upon his walk to
Kippletringan and the time when, stung by jealousy, he so rashly
and unhappily presented himself before Julia Mannering, and well-
nigh brought to a fatal termination the quarrel which his
appearance occasioned.

Glossin rode slowly back to Ellangowan, pondering on what he had
heard, and more and more convinced that the active and successful
prosecution of this mysterious business was an opportunity of
ingratiating himself with Hazlewood and Mannering to be on no
account neglected. Perhaps, also, he felt his professional
acuteness interested in bringing it to a successful close. It was,
therefore, with great pleasure that, on his return to his house
from Kippletringan, he heard his servants announce hastily, 'that
Mac-Guffog, the thief-taker, and twa or three concurrents, had a
man in hands in the kitchen waiting for his honour.'

He instantly jumped from horseback, and hastened into the house.
'Send my clerk here directly, ye'll find him copying the survey of
the estate in the little green parlour. Set things to rights in my
study, and wheel the great leathern chair up to the writing-table;
set a stool for Mr. Scrow. Scrow (to the clerk, as he entered the
presence-chamber), hand down Sir George Mackenzie "On Crimes";
open it at the section "Vis Publica et Privata," and fold down a
leaf at the passage "anent the bearing of unlawful weapons." Now
lend me a hand off with my muckle-coat, and hang it up in the
lobby, and bid them bring up the prisoner; I trow I'll sort him;
but stay, first send up Mac-Guffog. Now, Mac-Guffog, where did ye
find this chield?'

Mac-Guffog, a stout, bandy-legged fellow, with a neck like a bull,
a face like a firebrand, and a most portentous squint of the left
eye, began, after various contortions by way of courtesy to the
Justice, to tell his story, eking it out by sundry sly nods and
knowing winks, which appeared to bespeak an intimate
correspondence of ideas between the narrator and his principal
auditor. 'Your honour sees I went down to yon place that your
honour spoke o', that's kept by her that your honour kens o', by
the sea-side. So says she, "What are you wanting here? ye'll be
come wi' a broom in your pocket frae Ellangowan?"--So says I,
"Deil a broom will come frae there awa, for ye ken," says I, "his
honour Ellangowan himsell in former times--"'

'Well, well,' said Glossin, 'no occasion to be particular, tell
the essentials.'

'Weel, so we sat niffering about some brandy that I said I wanted,
till he came in.'


'He!' pointing with his thumb inverted to the kitchen, where the
prisoner was in custody. 'So he had his griego wrapped close round
him, and I judged he was not dry-handed; so I thought it was best
to speak proper, and so he believed I was a Manks man, and I kept
ay between him and her, for fear she had whistled. And then we
began to drink about, and then I betted he would not drink out a
quartern of Hollands without drawing breath, and then he tried it,
and just then Slounging Jock and Dick Spur'em came in, and we
clinked the darbies on him, took him as quiet as a lamb; and now
he's had his bit sleep out, and is as fresh as a May gowan, to
answer what your honour likes to speir.' This narrative, delivered
with a wonderful quantity of gesture and grimace, received at the
conclusion the thanks and praises which the narrator expected.

'Had he no arms?' asked the Justice.

'Ay, ay, they are never without barkers and slashers.'

'Any papers?'

'This bundle,' delivering a dirty pocket-book.

'Go downstairs then, Mac-Guffog, and be in waiting.' The officer
left the room.

The clink of irons was immediately afterwards heard upon the
stair, and in two or three minutes a man was introduced,
handcuffed and fettered. He was thick, brawny, and muscular, and
although his shagged and grizzled hair marked an age somewhat
advanced, and his stature was rather low, he appeared,
nevertheless, a person whom few would have chosen to cope with in
personal conflict. His coarse and savage features were still
flushed, and his eye still reeled under the influence of the
strong potation which had proved the immediate cause of his
seizure. But the sleep, though short, which Mac-Guffog had allowed
him, and still more a sense of the peril of his situation, had
restored to him the full use of his faculties. The worthy judge
and the no less estimable captive looked at each other steadily
for a long time without speaking. Glossin apparently recognised
his prisoner, but seemed at a loss how to proceed with his
investigation. At length he broke silence.--'Soh, Captain, this is
you? you have been a stranger on this coast for some years.'

'Stranger?' replied the other. 'Strange enough, I think; for hold
me der deyvil, if I been ever here before.'

'That won't pass, Mr. Captain.'

'That MUST pass, Mr. Justice, sapperment!'

'And who will you be pleased to call yourself, then, for the
present,' said Glossin, 'just until I shall bring some other folks
to refresh your memory concerning who you are, or at least who you
have been?'

'What bin I? donner and blitzen! I bin Jans Jansen, from Cuxhaven;
what sall Ich bin?'

Glossin took from a case which was in the apartment a pair of
small pocket pistols, which he loaded with ostentatious care. 'You
may retire,' said he to his clerk, 'and carry the people with you,
Scrow; but wait in the lobby within call.'

The clerk would have offered some remonstrances to his patron on
the danger of remaining alone with such a desperate character,
although ironed beyond the possibility of active exertion, but
Glossin waved him off impatiently. When he had left the room the
Justice took two short turns through the apartment, then drew his
chair opposite to the prisoner, so as to confront him fully,
placed the pistols before him in readiness, and said in a steady
voice, 'You are Dirk Hatteraick of Flushing, are you not?'

The prisoner turned his eye instinctively to the door, as if he
apprehended some one was listening. Glossin rose, opened the door,
so that from the chair in which his prisoner sate he might satisfy
himself there was no eavesdropper within hearing, then shut it,
resumed his seat, and repeated his question, 'You are Dirk
Hatteraick, formerly of the Yungfrauw Haagenslaapen, are you not?'

'Tousand deyvils! and if you know that, why ask me?' said the

'Because I am surprised to see you in the very last place where
you ought to be, if you regard your safety,' observed Glossin,

'Der deyvil! no man regards his own safety that speaks so to me!'

'What? unarmed, and in irons! well said, Captain!' replied
Glossin, ironically. 'But, Captain, bullying won't do; you'll
hardly get out of this country without accounting for a little
accident that happened at Warroch Point a few years ago.'

Hatteraick's looks grew black as midnight.

'For my part,' continued Glossin, 'I have no particular wish to be
hard upon an old acquaintance; but I must do my duty. I shall send
you off to Edinburgh in a post-chaise and four this very day.'

'Poz donner! you would not do that?' said Hatteraick, in a lower
and more humbled tone; 'why, you had the matter of half a cargo in
bills on Vanbeest and Vanbruggen.'

'It is so long since, Captain Hatteraick,' answered Glossin,
superciliously, 'that I really forget how I was recompensed for my

'Your trouble? your silence, you mean.'

'It was an affair in the course of business,' said Glossin, 'and I
have retired from business for some time.'

'Ay, but I have a notion that I could make you go steady about and
try the old course again,' answered Dirk Hatteraick. 'Why, man,
hold me der deyvil, but I meant to visit you and tell you
something that concerns you.'

'Of the boy?' said Glossin, eagerly.

'Yaw, Mynheer,' replied the Captain, coolly.

'He does not live, does he?'

'As lifelich as you or I,' said Hatteraick.

'Good God! But in India?' exclaimed Glossin.

'No, tousand deyvils, here! on this dirty coast of yours,'
rejoined the prisoner.

'But, Hatteraick, this,--that is, if it be true, which I do not
believe,--this will ruin us both, for he cannot but remember your
neat job; and for me, it will be productive of the worst
consequences! It will ruin us both, I tell you.'

'I tell you,' said the seaman, 'it will ruin none but you; for I
am done up already, and if I must strap for it, all shall out.'

'Zounds,' said the Justice impatiently, 'what brought you back to
this coast like a madman?'

'Why, all the gelt was gone, and the house was shaking, and I
thought the job was clayed over and forgotten,' answered the
worthy skipper.

'Stay; what can be done?' said Glossin, anxiously. 'I dare not
discharge you; but might you not be rescued in the way? Ay sure! a
word to Lieutenant Brown, and I would send the people with you by
the coast-road.'

'No, no! that won't do. Brown's dead, shot, laid in the locker,
man; the devil has the picking of him.

'Dead? shot? At Woodbourne, I suppose?' replied Glossin.

'Yaw, Mynheer.'

Glossin paused; the sweat broke upon his brow with the agony of
his feelings, while the hard-featured miscreant who sat opposite
coolly rolled his tobacco in his cheek and squirted the juice into
the fire-grate. 'It would be ruin,' said Glossin to himself,
'absolute ruin, if the heir should reappear; and then what might
be the consequence of conniving with these men? Yet there is so
little time to take measures. Hark you, Hatteraick; I can't set
you at liberty; but I can put you where you may set yourself at
liberty, I always like to assist an old friend. I shall confine
you in the old castle for to-night, and give these people double
allowance of grog. MacGuffog will fall in the trap in which he
caught you. The stancheons on the window of the strong room, as
they call it, are wasted to pieces, and it is not above twelve
feet from the level of the ground without, and the snow lies

'But the darbies,' said Hatteraick, looking upon his fetters.

'Hark ye,' said Glossin, going to a tool chest, and taking out a
small file, 'there's a friend for you, and you know the road to the
sea by the stairs.' Hatteraick shook his chains in ecstasy, as if
he were already at liberty, and strove to extend his fettered hand
towards his protector. Glossin laid his finger upon his lips with
a cautious glance at the door, and then proceeded in his
instructions. 'When you escape, you had better go to the Kaim of

'Donner! that howff is blown.'

'The devil! well, then, you may steal my skiff that lies on the
beach there, and away. But you must remain snug at the Point of
Warroch till I come to see you.'

'The Point of Warroch?' said Hatteraick, his countenance again
falling; 'what, in the cave, I suppose? I would rather it were
anywhere else; es spuckt da: they say for certain that he walks.
But, donner and blitzen! I never shunned him alive, and I won't
shun him dead. Strafe mich helle! it shall never be said Dirk
Hatteraick feared either dog or devil! So I am to wait there till
I see you?'

'Ay, ay,' answered Glossin, 'and now I must call in the men.' He
did so accordingly.

'I can make nothing of Captain Jansen, as he calls himself, Mac-
Guffog, and it's now too late to bundle him off to the county
jail. Is there not a strong room up yonder in the old castle?'

'Ay is there, sir; my uncle the constable ance kept a man there
for three days in auld Ellangowan's time. But there was an unco
dust about it; it was tried in the Inner House afore the

'I know all that, but this person will not stay there very long;
it's only a makeshift for a night, a mere lock-up house till
farther examination. There is a small room through which it opens;
you may light a fire for yourselves there, and I'll send you
plenty of stuff to make you comfortable. But be sure you lock the
door upon the prisoner; and, hark ye, let him have a fire in the
strong room too, the season requires it. Perhaps he'll make a
clean breast to-morrow.'

With these instructions, and with a large allowance of food and
liquor, the Justice dismissed his party to keep guard for the
night in the old castle, under the full hope and belief that they
would neither spend the night in watching nor prayer.

There was little fear that Glossin himself should that night sleep
over-sound. His situation was perilous in the extreme, for the
schemes of a life of villainy seemed at once to be crumbling
around and above him. He laid himself to rest, and tossed upon his
pillow for a long time in vain. At length he fell asleep, but it
was only to dream of his patron, now as he had last seen him, with
the paleness of death upon his features, then again transformed
into all the vigour and comeliness of youth, approaching to expel
him from the mansion-house of his fathers. Then he dreamed that,
after wandering long over a wild heath, he came at length to an
inn, from which sounded the voice of revelry; and that when he
entered the first person he met was Frank Kennedy, all smashed and
gory, as he had lain on the beach at Warroch Point, but with a
reeking punch-bowl in his hand. Then the scene changed to a
dungeon, where he heard Dirk Hatteraick, whom he imagined to be
under sentence of death, confessing his crimes to a clergyman.
'After the bloody deed was done,' said the penitent, 'we retreated
into a cave close beside, the secret of which was known but to one
man in the country; we were debating what to do with the child,
and we thought of giving it up to the gipsies, when we heard the
cries of the pursuers hallooing to each other. One man alone came
straight to our cave, and it was that man who knew the secret; but
we made him our friend at the expense of half the value of the
goods saved. By his advice we carried off the child to Holland in
our consort, which came the following night to take us from the
coast. That man was--'

'No, I deny it! it was not I!' said Glossin, in half-uttered
accents; and, struggling in his agony to express his denial more
distinctly, he awoke.

It was, however, conscience that had prepared this mental
phantasmagoria. The truth was that, knowing much better than any
other person the haunts of the smugglers, he had, while the others
were searching in different directions, gone straight to the cave,
even before he had learned the murder of Kennedy, whom he expected
to find their prisoner. He came upon them with some idea of
mediation, but found them in the midst of their guilty terrors,
while the rage which had hurried them on to murder began, with all
but Hatteraick, to sink into remorse and fear. Glossin was then
indigent and greatly in debt, but he was already possessed of Mr.
Bertram's ear, and, aware of the facility of his disposition, he
saw no difficulty in enriching himself at his expense, provided
the heir-male were removed, in which case the estate became the
unlimited property of the weak and prodigal father. Stimulated by
present gain and the prospect of contingent advantage, he accepted
the bribe which the smugglers offered in their terror, and
connived at, or rather encouraged, their intention of carrying
away the child of his benefactor who, if left behind, was old
enough to have described the scene of blood which he had
witnessed. The only palliative which the ingenuity of Glossin
could offer to his conscience was, that the temptation was great,
and came suddenly upon him, embracing as it were the very
advantages on which his mind had so long rested, and promising to
relieve him from distresses which must have otherwise speedily
overwhelmed him. Besides, he endeavoured to think that self-
preservation rendered his conduct necessary. He was, in some
degree, in the power of the robbers, and pleaded hard with his
conscience that, had he declined their offers, the assistance
which he could have called for, though not distant, might not have
arrived in time to save him from men who, on less provocation, had
just committed murder.

Galled with the anxious forebodings of a guilty conscience,
Glossin now arose and looked out upon the night. The scene which
we have already described in the third chapter of this story, was
now covered with snow, and the brilliant, though waste, whiteness
of the land gave to the sea by contrast a dark and livid tinge. A
landscape covered with snow, though abstractedly it may be called
beautiful, has, both from the association of cold and barrenness
and from its comparative infrequency, a wild, strange, and
desolate appearance. Objects well known to us in their common
state have either disappeared, or are so strangely varied and
disguised that we seem gazing on an unknown world. But it was not
with such reflections that the mind of this bad man was occupied.
His eye was upon the gigantic and gloomy outlines of the old
castle, where, in a flanking tower of enormous size and thickness,
glimmered two lights, one from the window of the strong room,
where Hatteraick was confined, the other from that of the adjacent
apartment, occupied by his keepers. 'Has he made his escape, or
will he be able to do so? Have these men watched, who never
watched before, in order to complete my ruin? If morning finds him
there, he must be committed to prison; Mac-Morlan or some other
person will take the matter up; he will be detected, convicted,
and will tell all in revenge!'

While these racking thoughts glided rapidly through Glossin's
mind, he observed one of the lights obscured, as by an opaque body
placed at the window. What a moment of interest! 'He has got clear
of his irons! he is working at the stancheons of the window! they
are surely quite decayed, they must give way. O God! they have
fallen outward, I heard them clink among the stones! the noise
cannot fail to wake them. Furies seize his Dutch awkwardness! The
light burns free again; they have torn him from the window, and
are binding him in the room! No! he had only retired an instant on
the alarm of the falling bars; he is at the window again, and the
light is quite obscured now; he is getting out!'

A heavy sound, as of a body dropped from a height among the snow,
announced that Hatteraick had completed his escape, and shortly
after Glossin beheld a dark figure, like a shadow, steal along the
whitened beach and reach the spot where the skiff lay. New cause
for fear! 'His single strength will be unable to float her,' said
Glossin to himself; 'I must go to the rascal's assistance. But no!
he has got her off, and now, thank God, her sail is spreading
itself against the moon; ay, he has got the breeze now; would to
heaven it were a tempest, to sink him to the bottom!'

After this last cordial wish, he continued watching the progress
of the boat as it stood away towards the Point of Warroch, until
he could no longer distinguish the dusky sail from the gloomy
waves over which it glided. Satisfied then that the immediate
danger was averted, he retired with somewhat more composure to his
guilty pillow.


     Why dost not comfort me, and help me out
     From this unhallowed and blood-stained hole?

          Titus Andronicus.

On the next morning, great was the alarm and confusion of the
officers when they discovered the escape of their prisoner. Mac-
Guffog appeared before Glossin with a head perturbed with brandy
and fear, and incurred a most severe reprimand for neglect of
duty. The resentment of the Justice appeared only to be suspended
by his anxiety to recover possession of the prisoner, and the
thief-takers, glad to escape from his awful and incensed presence,
were sent off in every direction (except the right one) to recover
their prisoner, if possible. Glossin particularly recommended a
careful search at the Kaim of Derncleugh, which was occasionally
occupied under night by vagrants of different descriptions. Having
thus dispersed his myrmidons in various directions, he himself
hastened by devious paths through the wood of Warroch to his
appointed interview with Hatteraick, from whom he hoped to learn
at more leisure than last night's conference admitted the
circumstances attending the return of the heir of Ellangowan to
his native country.

With manoeuvres like those of a fox when he doubles to avoid the
pack, Glossin strove to approach the place of appointment in a
manner which should leave no distinct track of his course. 'Would
to Heaven it would snow,' he said, looking upward, 'and hide these
foot-prints. Should one of the officers light upon them, he would
run the scent up like a bloodhound and surprise us. I must get
down upon the sea-beach, and contrive to creep along beneath the

And accordingly he descended from the cliffs with some difficulty,
and scrambled along between the rocks and the advancing tide; now
looking up to see if his motions were watched from the rocks above
him, now casting a jealous glance to mark if any boat appeared
upon the sea, from which his course might be discovered.

But even the feelings of selfish apprehension were for a time
superseded, as Glossin passed the spot where Kennedy's body had
been found. It was marked by the fragment of rock which had been
precipitated from the cliff above, either with the body or after
it. The mass was now encrusted with small shell-fish, and
tasselled with tangle and seaweed; but still its shape and
substance were different from those of the other rocks which lay
scattered around. His voluntary walks, it will readily be
believed, had never led to this spot; so that, finding himself now
there for the first time after the terrible catastrophe, the scene
at once recurred to his mind with all its accompaniments of
horror. He remembered how, like a guilty thing, gliding from the
neighbouring place of concealment, he had mingled with eagerness,
yet with caution, among the terrified group who surrounded the
corpse, dreading lest any one should ask from whence he came. He
remembered, too, with what conscious fear he had avoided gazing
upon that ghastly spectacle. The wild scream of his patron, 'My
bairn! my bairn!' again rang in his ears. 'Good God!' he
exclaimed, 'and is all I have gained worth the agony of that
moment, and the thousand anxious fears and horrors which have
since embittered my life! O how I wish that I lay where that
wretched man lies, and that he stood here in life and health! But
these regrets are all too late.'

Stifling, therefore, his feelings, he crept forward to the cave,
which was so near the spot where the body was found that the
smugglers might have heard from their hiding-place the various
conjectures of the bystanders concerning the fate of their victim.
But nothing could be more completely concealed than the entrance
to their asylum. The opening, not larger than that of a fox-earth,
lay in the face of the cliff directly behind a large black rock,
or rather upright stone, which served at once to conceal it from
strangers and as a mark to point out its situation to those who
used it as a place of retreat. The space between the stone and the
cliff was exceedingly narrow, and, being heaped with sand and
other rubbish, the most minute search would not have discovered
the mouth of the cavern without removing those substances which
the tide had drifted before it. For the purpose of further
concealment, it was usual with the contraband traders who
frequented this haunt, after they had entered, to stuff the mouth
with withered seaweed, loosely piled together as if carried there
by the waves. Dirk Hatteraick had not forgotten this precaution.

Glossin, though a bold and hardy man, felt his heart throb and his
knees knock together when he prepared to enter this den of secret
iniquity, in order to hold conference with a felon, whom he justly
accounted one of the most desperate and depraved of men. 'But he
has no interest to injure me,' was his consolatory reflection. He
examined his pocket-pistols, however, before removing the weeds
and entering the cavern, which he did upon hands and knees. The
passage, which at first was low and narrow, just admitting
entrance to a man in a creeping posture, expanded after a few
yards into a high arched vault of considerable width. The bottom,
ascending gradually, was covered with the purest sand. Ere Glossin
had got upon his feet, the hoarse yet suppressed voice of
Hatteraick growled through the recesses of the cave:--

'Hagel and donner! be'st du?'

'Are you in the dark?'

'Dark? der deyvil! ay,' said Dirk Hatteraick; 'where should I have
a glim?'

'I have brought light'; and Glossin accordingly produced a tinder-
box and lighted a small lantern.

'You must kindle some fire too, for hold mich der deyvil, Ich bin
ganz gefrorne!'

'It is a cold place, to be sure,' said Glossin, gathering together
some decayed staves of barrels and pieces of wood, which had
perhaps lain in the cavern since Hatteraick was there last.

'Cold? Snow-wasser and hagel! it's perdition; I could only keep
myself alive by rambling up and down this d--d vault, and thinking
about the merry rouses we have had in it.'

The flame then began to blaze brightly, and Hatteraick hung his
bronzed visage and expanded his hard and sinewy hands over it,
with an avidity resembling that of a famished wretch to whom food
is exposed. The light showed his savage and stern features, and
the smoke, which in his agony of cold he seemed to endure almost
to suffocation, after circling round his head, rose to the dim and
rugged roof of the cave, through which it escaped by some secret
rents or clefts in the rock; the same doubtless that afforded air
to the cavern when the tide was in, at which time the aperture to
the sea was filled with water.

'And now I have brought you some breakfast,' said Glossin,
producing some cold meat and a flask of spirits. The latter
Hatteraick eagerly seized upon and applied to his mouth; and,
after a hearty draught, he exclaimed with great rapture, 'Das
schmeckt! That is good, that warms the liver!' Then broke into the
fragment of a High-Dutch song,--

     Saufen Bier und Brantewein,
     Schmeissen alle die Fenstern ein;
     Ich bin liederlich,
     Du bist liederlich;
     Sind wir nicht liederlich Leute a?

'Well said, my hearty Captain!' cried Glossin, endeavouring to
catch the tone of revelry,--

     'Gin by pailfuls, wine in rivers,
     Dash the window-glass to shivers!
        For three wild lads were we, brave boys,
        And three wild lads were we;
        Thou on the land, and I on the sand,
        And Jack on the gallows-tree!

That's it, my bully-boy! Why, you're alive again now! And now let
us talk about our business.'

'YOUR business, if you please,' said Hatteraick. 'Hagel and
donner! mine was done when I got out of the bilboes.'

'Have patience, my good friend; I'll convince you our interests
are just the same.'

Hatteraick gave a short dry cough, and Glossin, after a pause,

'How came you to let the boy escape?'

'Why, fluch and blitzen! he was no charge of mine. Lieutenant
Brown gave him to his cousin that's in the Middleburgh house of
Vanbeest and Vanbruggen, and told him some goose's gazette about
his being taken in a skirmish with the land-sharks; he gave him
for a footboy. Me let him escape! the bastard kinchin should have
walked the plank ere I troubled myself about him.'

'Well, and was he bred a foot-boy then?'

'Nein, nein; the kinchin got about the old man's heart, and he
gave him his own name, and bred him up in the office, and then
sent him to India; I believe he would have packed him back here,
but his nephew told him it would do up the free trade for many a
day if the youngster got back to Scotland.'

'Do you think the younker knows much of his own origin now?'

'Deyvil!' replied Hatteraick, 'how should I tell what he knows
now? But he remembered something of it long. When he was but ten
years old he persuaded another Satan's limb of an English bastard
like himself to steal my lugger's khan--boat--what do you call it?
to return to his country, as he called it; fire him! Before we
could overtake them they had the skiff out of channel as far as
the Deurloo; the boat might have been lost.'

'I wish to Heaven she had, with him in her!' ejaculated Glossin.

'Why, I was so angry myself that, sapperment! I did give him a tip
over the side; but split him! the comical little devil swam like a
duck; so I made him swim astern for a mile to teach him manners,
and then took him in when he was sinking. By the knocking Nicholas
I he'll plague you, now he's come over the herring-pond! When he
was so high he had the spirit of thunder and lightning.'

'How did he get back from India?'

'Why, how should I know? The house there was done up; and that
gave us a shake at Middleburgh, I think; so they sent me again to
see what could be done among my old acquaintances here, for we
held old stories were done away and forgotten. So I had got a
pretty trade on foot within the last two trips; but that stupid
hounds-foot schelm, Brown, has knocked it on the head again, I
suppose, with getting himself shot by the colonel-man.'

'Why were not you with them?'

'Why, you see, sapperment! I fear nothing; but it was too far
within land, and I might have been scented.'

'True. But to return to this youngster--'

'Ay, ay, donner and blitzen! HE'S your affair,' said the Captain.

'How do you really know that he is in this country?'

'Why, Gabriel saw him up among the hills.'

'Gabriel! who is he?'

'A fellow from the gipsies, that, about eighteen years since, was
pressed on board that d--d fellow Pritchard's sloop-of-war. It was
he came off and gave us warning that the Shark was coming round
upon us the day Kennedy was done; and he told us how Kennedy had
given the information. The gipsies and Kennedy had some quarrel
besides. This Gab went to the East Indies in the same ship with
your younker, and, sapperment! knew him well, though the other did
not remember him. Gab kept out of his eye though, as he had served
the States against England, and was a deserter to boot; and he
sent us word directly, that we might know of his being here,
though it does not concern us a rope's end.'

'So, then, really, and in sober earnest, he is actually in this
country, Hatteraick, between friend and friend?' asked Glossin,

'Wetter and donner, yaw! What do you take me for?'

'For a bloodthirsty, fearless miscreant!' thought Glossin
internally; but said aloud, 'And which of your people was it that
shot young Hazlewood?'

'Sturmwetter!' said the Captain, 'do ye think we were mad? none of
US, man. Gott! the country was too hot for the trade already with
that d-d frolic of Brown's, attacking what you call Woodbourne

'Why, I am told,' said Glossin, 'it was Brown who shot Hazlewood?'

'Not our lieutenant, I promise you; for he was laid six feet deep
at Derncleugh the day before the thing happened. Tausend deyvils,
man! do ye think that he could rise out of the earth to shoot
another man?'

A light here began to break upon Glossin's confusion of ideas.
'Did you not say that the younker, as you call him, goes by the
name of Brown?'

'Of Brown? yaw; Vanbeest Brown. Old Vanbeest Brown, of our
Vanbeest and Vanbruggen, gave him his own name, he did.'

'Then,' said Glossin, rubbing his hands, 'it is he, by Heaven, who
has committed this crime!'

'And what have we to do with that?' demanded Hatteraick.

Glossin paused, and, fertile in expedients, hastily ran over his
project in his own mind, and then drew near the smuggler with a
confidential air. 'You know, my dear Hatteraick, it is our
principal business to get rid of this young man?'

'Umph!' answered Dirk Hatteraick.

'Not,' continued Glossin--'not that I would wish any personal harm
to him--if--if--if we can do without. Now, he is liable to be
seized upon by justice, both as bearing the same name with your
lieutenant, who was engaged in that affair at Woodbourne, and for
firing at young Hazlewood with intent to kill or wound.'

'Ay, ay,' said Dirk Hatteraick; 'but what good will that do you?
He'll be loose again as soon as he shows himself to carry other

'True, my dear Dirk; well noticed, my friend Hatteraick! But there
is ground enough for a temporary imprisonment till he fetch his
proofs from England or elsewhere, my good friend. I understand the
law, Captain Hatteraick, and I'll take it upon me, simple Gilbert
Glossin of Ellangowan, justice of peace for the county of---, to
refuse his bail, if he should offer the best in the country, until
he is brought up for a second examination; now where d'ye think
I'll incarcerate him?'

'Hagel and wetter! what do I care?'

'Stay, my friend; you do care a great deal. Do you know your goods
that were seized and carried to Woodbourne are now lying in the
custom-house at Portanferry? (a small fishing-town). Now I will
commit this younker--'

'When you have caught him.'

'Ay, ay, when I have caught him; I shall not be long about that. I
will commit him to the workhouse, or bridewell, which you know is
beside the custom-house.'

'Yaw, the rasp-house; I know it very well.'

'I will take care that the redcoats are dispersed through the
country; you land at night with the crew of your lugger, receive
your own goods, and carry the younker Brown with you back to
Flushing. Won't that do?'

'Ay, carry him to Flushing,' said the Captain, 'or--to America?'

'Ay, ay, my friend.'

'Or--to Jericho?'

'Psha! Wherever you have a mind.'

'Ay, or--pitch him overboard?'

'Nay, I advise no violence.'

'Nein, nein; you leave that to me. Sturmwetter! I know you of old.
But, hark ye, what am I, Dirk Hatteraick, to be the better of

'Why, is it not your interest as well as mine?' said Glossin;
'besides, I set you free this morning.'

'YOU set me free! Donner and deyvil! I set myself free. Besides,
it was all in the way of your profession, and happened a long time
ago, ha, ha, ha!'

'Pshaw! pshaw! don't let us jest; I am not against making a
handsome compliment; but it's your affair as well as mine.'

'What do you talk of my affair? is it not you that keep the
younker's whole estate from him? Dirk Hatteraick never touched a
stiver of his rents.'

'Hush! hush! I tell you it shall be a joint business.'

'Why, will ye give me half the kitt?'

'What, half the estate? D'ye mean we should set up house together
at Ellangowan, and take the barony ridge about?'

'Sturmwetter, no! but you might give me half the value--half the
gelt. Live with you? nein. I would have a lusthaus of mine own on
the Middleburgh dyke, and a blumengarten like a burgomaster's.'

'Ay, and a wooden lion at the door, and a painted sentinel in the
garden, with a pipe in his mouth! But, hark ye, Hatteraick, what
will all the tulips and flower-gardens and pleasure-houses in the
Netherlands do for you if you are hanged here in Scotland?'

Hatteraick's countenance fell. 'Der deyvil! hanged!'

'Ay, hanged, mein Herr Captain. The devil can scarce save Dirk
Hatteraick from being hanged for a murderer and kidnapper if the
younker of Ellangowan should settle in this country, and if the
gallant Captain chances to be caught here reestablishing his fair
trade! And I won't say but, as peace is now so much talked of,
their High Mightinesses may not hand him over to oblige their new
allies, even if he remained in faderland.'

'Poz hagel, blitzen, and donner! I--I doubt you say true.'

'Not,' said Glossin, perceiving he had made the desired
impression, 'not that I am against being civil'; and he slid into
Hatteraick's passive hand a bank-note of some value.

'Is this all?' said the smuggler. 'You had the price of half a
cargo for winking at our job, and made us do your business too.'

'But, my good friend, you forget: In this case you will recover
all your own goods.'

'Ay, at the risk of all our own necks; we could do that without

'I doubt that, Captain Hatteraick,' said Glossin, drily; 'because
you would probably find a 'dozen' redcoats at the custom-house,
whom it must be my business, if we agree about this matter, to
have removed. Come, come, I will be as liberal as I can, but you
should have a conscience.'

'Now strafe mich der deyfel! this provokes me more than all the
rest! You rob and you murder, and you want me to rob and murder,
and play the silver-cooper, or kidnapper, as you call it, a dozen
times over, and then, hagel and windsturm! you speak to me of
conscience! Can you think of no fairer way of getting rid of this
unlucky lad?'

'No, mein Herr; but as I commit him to your charge-'

'To my charge! to the charge of steel and gunpowder! and--well, if
it must be, it must; but you have a tolerably good guess what's
like to come of it.'

'O, my dear friend, I trust no degree of severity will be
necessary,' replied Glossin.

'Severity!' said the fellow, with a kind of groan, 'I wish you had
had my dreams when I first came to this dog-hole, and tried to
sleep among the dry seaweed. First, there was that d-d fellow
there, with his broken back, sprawling as he did when I hurled the
rock over a-top on him, ha, ha! You would have sworn he was lying
on the floor where you stand, wriggling like a crushed frog, and

'Nay, my friend,' said Glossin, interrupting him, 'what signifies
going over this nonsense? If you are turned chicken-hearted, why,
the game's up, that's all; the game's up with us both.'

'Chicken-hearted? no. I have not lived so long upon the account to
start at last, neither for devil nor Dutchman.'

'Well, then, take another schnaps; the cold's at your heart still.
And now tell me, are any of your old crew with you?'

'Nein; all dead, shot, hanged, drowned, and damned. Brown was the
last. All dead but Gipsy Gab, and he would go off the country for
a spill of money; or he'll be quiet for his own sake; or old Meg,
his aunt, will keep him quiet for hers.'

'Which Meg?'

'Meg Merrilies, the old devil's limb of a gipsy witch.'

'Is she still alive?'


'And in this country?'

'And in this country. She was at the Kaim of Derncleugh, at
Vanbeest Brown's last wake, as they call it, the other night, with
two of my people, and some of her own blasted gipsies.'

'That's another breaker ahead, Captain! Will she not squeak, think

'Not she! she won't start; she swore by the salmon, [Footnote: The
great and invoidable oath of the strolling tribes.] if we did the
kinchin no harm, she would never tell how the gauger got it. Why,
man, though I gave her a wipe with my hanger in the heat of the
matter, and cut her arm, and though she was so long after in
trouble about it up at your borough-town there, der deyvil! old
Meg was as true as steel.'

'Why, that's true, as you say,' replied Glossin. 'And yet if she
could be carried over to Zealand, or Hamburgh, or--or--anywhere
else, you know, it were as well.'

Hatteraick jumped upright upon his feet, and looked at Glossin
from head to heel. 'I don't see the goat's foot,' he said, 'and
yet he must be the very deyvil! But Meg Merrilies is closer yet
with the kobold than you are; ay, and I had never such weather as
after having drawn her blood. Nein, nein, I'll meddle with her no
more; she's a witch of the fiend, a real deyvil's kind,--but
that's her affair. Donner and wetter! I'll neither make nor
meddle; that's her work. But for the rest--why, if I thought the
trade would not suffer, I would soon rid you of the younker, if
you send me word when he's under embargo.'

In brief and under tones the two worthy associates concerted their
enterprise, and agreed at which of his haunts Hatteraick should be
heard of. The stay of his lugger on the coast was not difficult,
as there were no king's vessels there at the time.


     You are one of those that will not serve God if the devil
     bids you. Because we come to do you service, you think we are


When Glossin returned home he found, among other letters and
papers sent to him, one of considerable importance. It was signed
by Mr. Protocol, an attorney in Edinburgh, and, addressing him as
the agent for Godfrey Bertram, Esq., late of Ellangowan, and his
representatives, acquainted him with the sudden death of Mrs.
Margaret Bertram of Singleside, requesting him to inform his
clients thereof, in case they should judge it proper to have any
person present for their interest at opening the repositories of
the deceased. Mr. Glossin perceived at once that the letter-writer
was unacquainted with the breach which had taken place between him
and his late patron. The estate of the deceased lady should by
rights, as he well knew, descend to Lucy Bertram; but it was a
thousand to one that the caprice of the old lady might have
altered its destination. After running over contingencies and
probabilities in his fertile mind, to ascertain what sort of
personal advantage might accrue to him from this incident, he
could not perceive any mode of availing himself of it, except in
so far as it might go to assist his plan of recovering, or rather
creating, a character, the want of which he had already
experienced, and was likely to feel yet more deeply. 'I must place
myself,' he thought, 'on strong ground, that, if anything goes
wrong with Dirk Hatteraick's project, I may have prepossessions in
my favour at least.' Besides, to do Glossin justice, bad as he
was, he might feel some desire to compensate to Miss Bertram in a
small degree, and in a case in which his own interest did not
interfere with hers, the infinite mischief which he had occasioned
to her family. He therefore resolved early the next morning to
ride over to Woodbourne.

It was not without hesitation that he took this step, having the
natural reluctance to face Colonel Mannering which fraud and
villainy have to encounter honour and probity. But he had great
confidence in his own savoir faire. His talents were naturally
acute, and by no means confined to the line of his profession. He
had at different times resided a good deal in England, and his
address was free both from country rusticity and professional
pedantry; so that he had considerable powers both of address and
persuasion, joined to an unshaken effrontery, which he affected to
disguise under plainness of manner. Confident, therefore, in
himself, he appeared at Woodbourne about ten in the morning, and
was admitted as a gentleman come to wait upon Miss Bertram.

He did not announce himself until he was at the door of the
breakfast-parlour, when the servant, by his desire, said aloud--
'Mr. Glossin, to wait upon Miss Bertram.' Lucy, remembering the
last scene of her father's existence, turned as pale as death, and
had well-nigh fallen from her chair. Julia Mannering flew to her
assistance, and they left the room together. There remained
Colonel Mannering, Charles Hazlewood, with his arm in a sling, and
the Dominie, whose gaunt visage and wall-eyes assumed a most
hostile aspect on recognising Glossin.

That honest gentleman, though somewhat abashed by the effect of
his first introduction, advanced with confidence, and hoped he did
not intrude upon the ladies. Colonel Mannering, in a very upright
and stately manner, observed, that he did not know to what he was
to impute the honour of a visit from Mr. Glossin.

'Hem! hem! I took the liberty to wait upon Miss Bertram, Colonel
Mannering, on account of a matter of business.'

'If it can be communicated to Mr. Mac-Morlan, her agent, sir, I
believe it will be more agreeable to Miss Bertram.'

'I beg pardon, Colonel Mannering,' said Glossin, making a wretched
attempt at an easy demeanour; 'you are a man of the world; there
are some cases in which it is most prudent for all parties to
treat with principals.'

'Then,' replied Mannering, with a repulsive air, 'if Mr. Glossin
will take the trouble to state his object in a letter, I will
answer that Miss Bertram pays proper attention to it.'

'Certainly,' stammered Glossin; 'but there are cases in which a
viva voce conference--Hem! I perceive--I know--Colonel Mannering
has adopted some prejudices which may make my visit appear
intrusive; but I submit to his good sense, whether he ought to
exclude me from a hearing without knowing the purpose of my visit,
or of how much consequence it may be to the young lady whom he
honours with his protection.'

'Certainly, sir, I have not the least intention to do so,' replied
the Colonel. 'I will learn Miss Bertram's pleasure on the subject,
and acquaint Mr. Glossin, if he can spare time to wait for her
answer.' So saying, he left the room.

Glossin had still remained standing in the midst of the apartment.
Colonel Mannering had made not the slightest motion to invite him
to sit, and indeed had remained standing himself during their
short interview. When he left the room, however, Glossin seized
upon a chair, and threw himself into it with an air between
embarrassment and effrontery. He felt the silence of his
companions disconcerting and oppressive, and resolved to interrupt

'A fine day, Mr. Sampson.'

The Dominie answered with something between an acquiescent grunt
and an indignant groan.

'You never come down to see your old acquaintance on the
Ellangowan property, Mr. Sampson. You would find most of the old
stagers still stationary there. I have too much respect for the
late family to disturb old residenters, even under pretence of
improvement. Besides, it's not my way, I don't like it; I believe,
Mr. Sampson, Scripture particularly condemns those who oppress the
poor, and remove landmarks.'

'Or who devour the substance of orphans,' subjoined the Dominie.
'Anathema, Maranatha!' So saying, he rose, shouldered the folio
which he had been perusing, faced to the right about, and marched
out of the room with the strides of a grenadier.

Mr. Glossin, no way disconcerted, or at least feeling it necessary
not to appear so, turned to young Hazlewood, who was apparently
busy with the newspaper.--' Any news, sir?' Hazlewood raised his
eyes, looked at him, and pushed the paper towards him, as if to a
stranger in a coffee-house, then rose, and was about to leave the
room. 'I beg pardon, Mr. Hazlewood, but I can't help wishing you
joy of getting so easily over that infernal accident.' This was
answered by a sort of inclination of the head, as slight and stiff
as could well be imagined. Yet it encouraged our man of law to
proceed.--' I can promise you, Mr. Hazlewood, few people have
taken the interest in that matter which I have done, both for the
sake of the country and on account of my particular respect for
your family, which has so high a stake in it; indeed, so very high
a stake that, as Mr. Featherhead is 'turning old now, and as
there's a talk, since his last stroke, of his taking the Chiltern
Hundreds, it might be worth your while to look about you. I speak
as a friend, Mr. Hazlewood, and as one who understands the roll;
and if in going over it together--'

'I beg pardon, sir, but I have no views in which your assistance
could be useful.'

'O, very well, perhaps you are right; it's quite time enough, and
I love to see a young gentleman cautious. But I was talking of
your wound. I think I have got a clue to that business--I think I
have, and if I don't bring the fellow to condign punishment--!'

'I beg your pardon, sir, once more; but your zeal outruns my
wishes. I have every reason to think the wound was accidental;
certainly it was not premeditated. Against ingratitude and
premeditated treachery, should you find any one guilty of them, my
resentment will be as warm as your own.' This was Hazlewood's

'Another rebuff,' thought Glossin; 'I must try him upon the other
tack.' 'Right, sir; very nobly said! I would have no more mercy on
an ungrateful man than I would on a woodcock. And now we talk of
sport (this was a sort of diverting of the conversation which
Glossin had learned from his former patron), I see you often carry
a gun, and I hope you will be soon able to take the field again. I
observe you confine yourself always to your own side of the
Hazleshaws burn. I hope, my dear sir, you will make no scruple of
following your game to the Ellangowan bank; I believe it is rather
the best exposure of the two for woodcocks, although both are

As this offer only excited a cold and constrained bow, Glossin was
obliged to remain silent, and was presently afterwards somewhat
relieved by the entrance of Colonel Mannering.

'I have detained you some time, I fear, sir,' said he, addressing
Glossin; 'I wished to prevail upon Miss Bertram to see you, as, in
my opinion, her objections ought to give way to the necessity of
hearing in her own person what is stated to be of importance that
she should know. But I find that circumstances of recent
occurrence, and not easily to be forgotten, have rendered her so
utterly repugnant to a personal interview with Mr. Glossin that it
would be cruelty to insist upon it; and she has deputed me to
receive his commands, or proposal, or, in short, whatever he may
wish to say to her.'

'Hem, hem! I am sorry, sir--I am very sorry, Colonel Mannering,
that Miss Bertram should suppose--that any prejudice, in short--or
idea that anything on my part--'

'Sir,' said the inflexible Colonel, 'where no accusation is made,
excuses or explanations are unnecessary. Have you any objection to
communicate to me, as Miss Bertram's temporary guardian, the
circumstances which you conceive to interest her?'

'None, Colonel Mannering; she could not choose a more respectable
friend, or one with whom I, in particular, would more anxiously
wish to communicate frankly.'

'Have the goodness to speak to the point, sir, if you please.'

'Why, sir, it is not so easy all at once--but Mr. Hazlewood need
not leave the room,--I mean so well to Miss Bertram that I could
wish the whole world to hear my part of the conference.'

'My friend Mr. Charles Hazlewood will not probably be anxious, Mr.
Glossin, to listen to what cannot concern him. And now, when he
has left us alone, let me pray you to be short and explicit in
what you have to say. I am a soldier, sir, somewhat impatient of
forms and introductions.' So saying, he drew himself up in his
chair and waited for Mr. Glossin's communication.

'Be pleased to look at that letter,' said Glossin, putting
Protocol's epistle into Mannering's hand, as the shortest way of
stating his business.

The Colonel read it and returned it, after pencilling the name of
the writer in his memorandum-book. 'This, sir, does not seem to
require much discussion. I will see that Miss Bertram's interest
is attended to.'

'But, sir,--but, Colonel Mannering,' added Glossin, 'there is
another matter which no one can explain but myself. This lady--
this Mrs. Margaret Bertram, to my certain knowledge, made a
general settlement of her affairs in Miss Lucy Bertram's favour
while she lived with my old friend Mr. Bertram at Ellangowan. The
Dominie--that was the name by which my deceased friend always
called that very respectable man Mr. Sampson--he and I witnessed
the deed. And she had full power at that time to make such a
settlement, for she was in fee of the estate of Singleside even
then, although it was life rented by an elder sister. It was a
whimsical settlement of old Singleside's, sir; he pitted the two
cats his daughters against each other, ha, ha, ha!'

'Well, sir,' said Mannering, without the slightest smile of
sympathy, 'but to the purpose. You say that this lady had power to
settle her estate on Miss Bertram, and that she did so?'

'Even so, Colonel,' replied Glossin. 'I think I should understand
the law, I have followed it for many years; and, though I have
given it up to retire upon a handsome competence, I did not throw
away that knowledge which is pronounced better than house and
land, and which I take to be the knowledge of the law, since, as
our common rhyme has it,

     'Tis most excellent,
     To win the land that's gone and spent.

No, no, I love the smack of the whip: I have a little, a very
little law yet, at the service of my friends.'

Glossin ran on in this manner, thinking he had made a favourable
impression on Mannering. The Colonel, indeed, reflected that this
might be a most important crisis for Miss Bertram's interest, and
resolved that his strong inclination to throw Glossin out at
window or at door should not interfere with it. He put a strong
curb on his temper, and resolved to listen with patience at least,
if without complacency. He therefore let Mr. Glossin get to the
end of his self-congratulations, and then asked him if he knew
where the deed was.

'I know--that is, I think--I believe I can recover it. In such
cases custodiers have sometimes made a charge.'

'We won't differ as to that, sir,' said the Colonel, taking out
his pocket-book.

'But, my dear sir, you take me so very short. I said SOME PERSONS
MIGHT make such a claim, I mean for payment of the expenses of the
deed, trouble in the affair, etc. But I, for my own part, only
wish Miss Bertram and her friends to be satisfied that I am acting
towards her with honour. There's the paper, sir! It would have
been a satisfaction to me to have delivered it into Miss Bertram's
own hands, and to have wished her joy of the prospects which it
opens. But, since her prejudices on the subject are invincible, it
only remains for me to transmit her my best wishes through you,
Colonel Mannering, and to express that I shall willingly give my
testimony in support of that deed when I shall be called upon. I
have the honour to wish you a good morning, sir.'

This parting speech was so well got up, and had so much the tone
of conscious integrity unjustly suspected, that even Colonel
Mannering was staggered in his bad opinion. He followed him two or
three steps, and took leave of him with more politeness (though
still cold and formal) than he had paid during his visit. Glossin
left the house half pleased with the impression he had made, half
mortified by the stern caution and proud reluctance with which he
had been received. 'Colonel Mannering might have had more
politeness,' he said to himself. 'It is not every man that can
bring a good chance of 400 Pounds a year to a penniless girl.
Singleside must be up to 400 Pounds a year now; there's
Reilageganbeg, Gillifidget, Loverless, Liealone, and the
Spinster's Knowe--good 400 Pounds a year. Some people might have
made their own of it in my place; and yet, to own the truth, after
much consideration, I don't see how that is possible.'

Glossin was no sooner mounted and gone than the Colonel despatched
a groom for Mr. Mac-Morlan, and, putting the deed into his hand,
requested to know if it was likely to be available to his friend
Lucy Bertram. Mac-Morlan perused it with eyes that sparkled with
delight, snapped his fingers repeatedly, and at length exclaimed,
'Available! it's as tight as a glove; naebody could make better
wark than Glossin, when he didna let down a steek on purpose. But
(his countenance falling) the auld b---, that I should say so,
might alter at pleasure!'

'Ah! And how shall we know whether she has done so?'

'Somebody must attend on Miss Bertram's part when the repositories
of the deceased are opened.'

'Can you go?' said the Colonel.

'I fear I cannot,' replied Mac-Morlan; 'I must attend a jury trial
before our court.'

'Then I will go myself,' said the Colonel; 'I'll set out to-
morrow. Sampson shall go with me; he is witness to this
settlement. But I shall want a legal adviser.'

'The gentleman that was lately sheriff of this county is high in
reputation as a barrister; I will give you a card of introduction
to him.'

'What I like about you, Mr. Mac-Morlan,' said the Colonel, 'is
that you always come straight to the point. Let me have it
instantly. Shall we tell Miss Lucy her chance of becoming an

'Surely, because you must have some powers from her, which I will
instantly draw out. Besides, I will be caution for her prudence,
and that she will consider it only in the light of a chance.'

Mac-Morlan judged well. It could not be discerned from Miss
Bertram's manner that she founded exulting hopes upon the prospect
thus unexpectedly opening before her. She did, indeed, in the
course of the evening ask Mr. Mac-Morlan, as if by accident, what
might be the annual income of the Hazlewood property; but shall we
therefore aver for certain that she was considering whether an
heiress of four hundred a year might be a suitable match for the
young Laird?


     Give me a cup of sack, to make mine eyes look red. For I must
     speak in passion, and I will do it in King Cambyses' vein.

          --Henry IV, part I.

Mannering, with Sampson for his companion, lost no time in his
journey to Edinburgh. They travelled in the Colonel's post-
chariot, who, knowing his companion's habits of abstraction, did
not choose to lose him out of his own sight, far less to trust him
on horseback, where, in all probability, a knavish stable-boy
might with little address have contrived to mount him with his
face to the tail. Accordingly, with the aid of his valet, who
attended on horseback, he contrived to bring Mr. Sampson safe to
an inn in Edinburgh--for hotels in those days there were none--
without any other accident than arose from his straying twice upon
the road. On one occasion he was recovered by Barnes, who
understood his humour, when, after engaging in close colloquy with
the schoolmaster of Moffat respecting a disputed quantity in
Horace's 7th Ode, Book II, the dispute led on to another
controversy concerning the exact meaning of the word malobathro in
that lyric effusion. His second escapade was made for the purpose
of visiting the field of Rullion Green, which was dear to his
Presbyterian predilections. Having got out of the carriage for an
instant, he saw the sepulchral monument of the slain at the
distance of about a mile, and was arrested by Barnes in his
progress up the Pentland Hills, having on both occasions forgot
his friend, patron, and fellow-traveller as completely as if he
had been in the East Indies. On being reminded that Colonel
Mannering was waiting for him, he uttered his usual ejaculation of
'Prodigious! I was oblivious,' and then strode back to his post.
Barnes was surprised at his master's patience on both occasions,
knowing by experience how little he brooked neglect or delay; but
the Dominie was in every respect a privileged person. His patron
and he were never for a moment in each other's way, and it seemed
obvious that they were formed to be companions through life. If
Mannering wanted a particular book, the Dominie could bring it; if
he wished to have accounts summed up or checked, his assistance
was equally ready; if he desired to recall a particular passage in
the classics, he could have recourse to the Dominie as to a
dictionary; and all the while this walking statue was neither
presuming when noticed nor sulky when left to himself. To a proud,
shy, reserved man, and such in many respects was Mannering, this
sort of living catalogue and animated automaton had all the
advantages of a literary dumb-waiter.

As soon as they arrived in Edinburgh, and were established at the
George Inn, near Bristo Port, then kept by old Cockburn (I love to
be particular), the Colonel desired the waiter to procure him a
guide to Mr. Pleydell's, the advocate, for whom he had a letter of
introduction from Mr. Mac-Morlan. He then commanded Barnes to have
an eye to the Dominie, and walked forth with a chairman, who was
to usher him to the man of law.

The period was near the end of the American war. The desire of
room, of air, and of decent accommodation had not as yet made very
much progress in the capital of Scotland. Some efforts had been
made on the south side of the town towards building houses WITHIN
THEMSELVES, as they are emphatically termed; and the New Town on
the north, since so much extended, was then just commenced. But
the great bulk of the better classes, and particularly those
connected with the law, still lived in flats or dungeons of the
Old Town. The manners also of some of the veterans of the law had
not admitted innovation. One or two eminent lawyers still saw
their clients in taverns, as was the general custom fifty years
before; and although their habits were already considered as old-
fashioned by the younger barristers, yet the custom of mixing wine
and revelry with serious business was still maintained by those
senior counsellors who loved the old road, either because it was
such or because they had got too well used to it to travel any
other. Among those praisers of the past time, who with
ostentatious obstinacy affected the manners of a former
generation, was this same Paulus Pleydell, Esq., otherwise a good
scholar, an excellent lawyer, and a worthy man.

Under the guidance of his trusty attendant, Colonel Mannering,
after threading a dark lane or two, reached the High Street, then
clanging with the voices of oyster-women and the bells of pye-men;
for it had, as his guide assured him, just' chappit eight upon the
Tron.' It was long since Mannering had been in the street of a
crowded metropolis, which, with its noise and clamour, its sounds
of trade, of revelry, and of license, its variety of lights, and
the eternally changing bustle of its hundred groups, offers, by
night especially, a spectacle which, though composed of the most
vulgar materials when they are separately considered, has, when
they are combined, a striking and powerful effect on the
imagination. The extraordinary height of the houses was marked by
lights, which, glimmering irregularly along their front, ascended
so high among the attics that they seemed at length to twinkle in
the middle sky. This coup d'aeil, which still subsists in a
certain degree, was then more imposing, owing to the uninterrupted
range of buildings on each side, which, broken only at the space
where the North Bridge joins the main street, formed a superb and
uniform place, extending from the front of the Lucken-booths to
the head of the Canongate, and corresponding in breadth and length
to the uncommon height of the buildings on either side.

Mannering had not much time to look and to admire. His conductor
hurried him across this striking scene, and suddenly dived with
him into a very steep paved lane. Turning to the right, they
entered a scale staircase, as it is called, the state of which, so
far as it could be judged of by one of his senses, annoyed
Mannering's delicacy not a little. When they had ascended
cautiously to a considerable height, they heard a heavy rap at a
door, still two stories above them. The door opened, and
immediately ensued the sharp and worrying bark of a dog, the
squalling of a woman, the screams of an assaulted cat, and the
hoarse voice of a man, who cried in a most imperative tone, 'Will
ye, Mustard? Will ye? down, sir, down!'

'Lord preserve us!' said the female voice, 'an he had worried our
cat, Mr. Pleydell would ne'er hae forgi'en me!'

'Aweel, my doo, the cat's no a prin the waur. So he's no in, ye

'Na, Mr. Pleydell's ne'er in the house on Saturday at e'en,'
answered the female voice.

'And the morn's Sabbath too,' said the querist. 'I dinna ken what
will be done.'

By this time Mannering appeared, and found a tall, strong
countryman, clad in a coat of pepper-and-salt-coloured mixture,
with huge metal buttons, a glazed hat and boots, and a large
horsewhip beneath his arm, in colloquy with a slipshod damsel, who
had in one hand the lock of the door, and in the other a pail of
whiting, or camstane, as it is called, mixed with water--a
circumstance which indicates Saturday night in Edinburgh.

'So Mr. Pleydell is not at home, my good girl?' said Mannering.

'Ay, sir, he's at hame, but he's no in the house; he's aye out on
Saturday at e'en.'

'But, my good girl, I am a stranger, and my business express. Will
you tell me where I can find him?'

'His honour,' said the chairman, 'will be at Clerihugh's about
this time. Hersell could hae tell'd ye that, but she thought ye
wanted to see his house.'

'Well, then, show me to this tavern. I suppose he will see me, as
I come on business of some consequence?'

'I dinna ken, sir,' said the girl; 'he disna like to be disturbed
on Saturdays wi' business; but he's aye civil to strangers.'

'I'll gang to the tavern too,' said our friend Dinmont, 'for I am
a stranger also, and on business e'en sic like.'

'Na,' said the handmaiden, 'an he see the gentleman, he'll see the
simple body too; but, Lord's sake, dinna say it was me sent ye

'Atweel, I am a simple body, that's true, hinny, but I am no come
to steal ony o' his skeel for naething,' said the farmer in his
honest pride, and strutted away downstairs, followed by Mannering
and the cadie. Mannering could not help admiring the determined
stride with which the stranger who preceded them divided the
press, shouldering from him, by the mere weight and impetus of his
motion, both drunk and sober passengers. 'He'll be a Teviotdale
tup tat ane,' said the chairman, 'tat's for keeping ta crown o' ta
causeway tat gate; he'll no gang far or he'll get somebody to
bell ta cat wi' him.'

His shrewd augury, however, was not fulfilled. Those who recoiled
from the colossal weight of Dinmont, on looking up at his size and
strength, apparently judged him too heavy metal to be rashly
encountered, and suffered him to pursue his course unchallenged.
Following in the wake of this first-rate, Mannering proceeded till
the farmer made a pause, and, looking back to the chairman, said,
'I'm thinking this will be the close, friend.'

'Ay, ay,' replied Donald, 'tat's ta close.'

Dinmont descended confidently, then turned into a dark alley, then
up a dark stair, and then into an open door. While he was
whistling shrilly for the waiter, as if he had been one of his
collie dogs, Mannering looked round him, and could hardly conceive
how a gentleman of a liberal profession and good society should
choose such a scene for social indulgence. Besides the miserable
entrance, the house itself seemed paltry and half ruinous. The
passage in which they stood had a window to the close, which
admitted a little light during the daytime, and a villainous
compound of smells at all times, but more especially towards
evening. Corresponding to this window was a borrowed light on the
other side of the passage, looking into the kitchen, which had no
direct communication with the free air, but received in the
daytime, at second hand, such straggling and obscure light as
found its way from the lane through the window opposite. At
present the interior of the kitchen was visible by its own huge
fires--a sort of Pandemonium, where men and women, half undressed,
were busied in baking, broiling, roasting oysters, and preparing
devils on the gridiron; the mistress of the place, with her shoes
slipshod, and her hair straggling like that of Megaera from under
a round-eared cap, toiling, scolding, receiving orders, giving
them, and obeying them all at once, seemed the presiding
enchantress of that gloomy and fiery region.

Loud and repeated bursts of laughter from different quarters of
the house proved that her labours were acceptable, and not
unrewarded by a generous public. With some difficulty a waiter was
prevailed upon to show Colonel Mannering and Dinmont the room
where their friend learned in the law held his hebdomadal
carousals. The scene which it exhibited, and particularly the
attitude of the counsellor himself, the principal figure therein,
struck his two clients with amazement.

Mr. Pleydell was a lively, sharp-looking gentleman, with a
professional shrewdness in his eye, and, generally speaking, a
professional formality in his manners. But this, like his three-
tailed wig and black coat, he could slip off on a Saturday
evening, when surrounded by a party of jolly companions, and
disposed for what he called his altitudes. On the present occasion
the revel had lasted since four o'clock, and at length, under the
direction of a venerable compotator, who had shared the sports and
festivity of three generations, the frolicsome company had begun
to practise the ancient and now forgotten pastime of HIGH JINKS.
This game was played in several different ways. Most frequently
the dice were thrown by the company, and those upon whom the lot
fell were obliged to assume and maintain for a time a certain
fictitious character, or to repeat a certain number of fescennine
verses in a particular order. If they departed from the characters
assigned, or if their memory proved treacherous in the repetition,
they incurred forfeits, which were either compounded for by
swallowing an additional bumper or by paying a small sum towards
the reckoning. At this sport the jovial company were closely
engaged when Mannering entered the room.

Mr. Counsellor Pleydell, such as we have described him, was
enthroned as a monarch in an elbow-chair placed on the dining-
table, his scratch wig on one side, his head crowned with a
bottle-slider, his eye leering with an expression betwixt fun and
the effects of wine, while his court around him resounded with
such crambo scraps of verse as these:--

     Where is Gerunto now? and what's become of him?
     Gerunto's drowned because he could not swim, etc., etc.

Such, O Themis, were anciently the sports of thy Scottish
children! Dinmont was first in the room. He stood aghast a moment,
and then exclaimed, 'It's him, sure enough. Deil o' the like o'
that ever I saw!'

At the sound of 'Mr. Dinmont and Colonel Mannering wanting to
speak to you, sir,' Pleydell turned his head, and blushed a little
when he saw the very genteel figure of the English stranger. He
was, however, of the opinion of Falstaff, 'Out, ye villains, play
out the play!' wisely judging it the better way to appear totally
unconcerned. 'Where be our guards?' exclaimed this second
Justinian; 'see ye not a stranger knight from foreign parts
arrived at this our court of Holyrood, with our bold yeoman Andrew
Dinmont, who has succeeded to the keeping of our royal flocks
within the forest of Jedwood, where, thanks to our royal care in
the administration of justice, they feed as safe as if they were
within the bounds of Fife? Where be our heralds, our pursuivants,
our Lyon, our Marchmount, our Carrick, and our Snowdown? Let the
strangers be placed at our board, and regaled as beseemeth their
quality and this our high holiday; to-morrow we will hear their

'So please you, my liege, to-morrow's Sunday,' said one of the

'Sunday, is it? then we will give no offence to the assembly of
the kirk; on Monday shall be their audience.'

Mannering, who had stood at first uncertain whether to advance or
retreat, now resolved to enter for the moment into the whim of the
scene, though internally fretting at Mac-Morlan for sending him to
consult with a crack-brained humourist. He therefore advanced with
three profound congees, and craved permission to lay his
credentials at the feet of the Scottish monarch, in order to be
perused at his best leisure. The gravity with which he
accommodated himself to the humour of the moment, and the deep and
humble inclination with which he at first declined, and then
accepted, a seat presented by the master of the ceremonies,
procured him three rounds of applause.

'Deil hae me, if they arena a' mad thegither!' said Dinmont,
occupying with less ceremony a seat at the bottom of the table;
'or else they hae taen Yule before it comes, and are gaun a-

A large glass of claret was offered to Mannering, who drank it to
the health of the reigning prince. 'You are, I presume to guess,'
said the monarch, 'that celebrated Sir Miles Mannering, so
renowned in the French wars, and may well pronounce to us if the
wines of Gascony lose their flavour in our more northern realm.'

Mannering, agreeably flattered by this allusion to the fame of his
celebrated ancestor, replied by professing himself only a distant
relation of the preux chevalier, and added, 'that in his opinion
the wine was superlatively good.'

'It's ower cauld for my stamach,' said Dinmont, setting down the
glass--empty however.

'We will correct that quality,' answered King Paulus, the first of
the name; 'we have not forgotten that the moist and humid air of
our valley of Liddel inclines to stronger potations. Seneschal,
let our faithful yeoman have a cup of brandy; it will be more
germain to the matter.'

'And now,' said Mannering, 'since we have unwarily intruded upon
your majesty at a moment of mirthful retirement, be pleased to say
when you will indulge a stranger with an audience on those affairs
of weight which have brought him to your northern capital.'

The monarch opened Mac-Morlan's letter, and, running it hastily
over, exclaimed with his natural voice and manner, 'Lucy Bertram
of Ellangowan, poor dear lassie!'

'A forfeit! a forfeit!' exclaimed a dozen voices; 'his majesty has
forgot his kingly character.'

'Not a whit! not a whit!' replied the king; 'I'll be judged by
this courteous knight. May not a monarch love a maid of low
degree? Is not King Cophetua and the Beggar-maid an adjudged case
in point?'

'Professional! professional! another forfeit,' exclaimed the
tumultuary nobility.

'Had not our royal predecessors,' continued the monarch, exalting
his sovereign voice to drown these disaffected clamours,--'had
they not their Jean Logies, their Bessie Carmichaels, their
Oliphants, their Sandilands, and their Weirs, and shall it be
denied to us even to name a maiden whom we delight to honour? Nay,
then, sink state and perish sovereignty! for, like a second
Charles V, we will abdicate, and seek in the private shades of
life those pleasures which are denied to a throne.'

So saying, he flung away his crown, and sprung from his exalted
station with more agility than could have been expected from his
age, ordered lights and a wash-hand basin and towel, with a cup of
green tea, into another room, and made a sign to Mannering to
accompany him. In less than two minutes he washed his face and
hands, settled his wig in the glass, and, to Mannering's great
surprise, looked quite a different man from the childish Bacchanal
he had seen a moment before.

'There are folks,' he said, 'Mr. Mannering, before whom one should
take care how they play the fool, because they have either too
much malice or too little wit, as the poet says. The best
compliment I can pay Colonel Mannering is to show I am not ashamed
to expose myself before him; and truly I think it is a compliment
I have not spared to-night on your good-nature. But what's that
great strong fellow wanting?'

Dinmont, who had pushed after Mannering into the room, began with
a scrape with his foot and a scratch of his head in unison. 'I am
Dandie Dinmont, sir, of the Charlie's Hope--the Liddesdale lad;
ye'll mind me? It was for me ye won yon grand plea.'

'What plea, you loggerhead?' said the lawyer. 'D'ye think I can
remember all the fools that come to plague me?'

'Lord, sir, it was the grand plea about the grazing o' the Langtae
Head!' said the farmer.

'Well, curse thee, never mind; give me the memorial and come to me
on Monday at ten,' replied the learned counsel.

'But, sir, I haena got ony distinct memorial.'

'No memorial, man?' said Pleydell.

'Na, sir, nae memorial,' answered Dandie; 'for your honour said
before, Mr. Pleydell, ye'll mind, that ye liked best to hear us
hill-folk tell our ain tale by word o' mouth.'

'Beshrew my tongue, that said so!' answered the counsellor; 'it
will cost my ears a dinning. Well, say in two words what you've
got to say. You see the gentleman waits.'

'Ou, sir, if the gentleman likes he may play his ain spring first;
it's a' ane to Dandie.'

'Now, you looby,' said the lawyer, 'cannot you conceive that your
business can be nothing to Colonel Mannering, but that he may not
choose to have these great ears of thine regaled with his

'Aweel, sir, just as you and he like, so ye see to my business,'
said Dandie, not a whit disconcerted by the roughness of this
reception. 'We're at the auld wark o' the marches again, Jock o'
Dawston Cleugh and me. Ye see we march on the tap o' Touthop-rigg
after we pass the Pomoragrains; for the Pomoragrains, and
Slackenspool, and Bloodylaws, they come in there, and they belang
to the Peel; but after ye pass Pomoragrains at a muckle great
saucer-headed cutlugged stane that they ca' Charlie's Chuckie,
there Dawston Cleugh and Charlie's Hope they march. Now, I say the
march rins on the tap o' the hill where the wind and water shears;
but Jock o' Dawston Cleugh again, he contravenes that, and says
that it bauds down by the auld drove-road that gaes awa by the
Knot o' the Gate ower to Keeldar Ward; and that makes an unco

'And what difference does it make, friend?' said Pleydell. 'How
many sheep will it feed?'

'Ou, no mony,' said Dandie, scratching his head; 'it's lying high
and exposed: it may feed a hog, or aiblins twa in a good year.'

'And for this grazing, which may be worth about five shillings a
year, you are willing to throw away a hundred pound or two?'

'Na, sir, it's no for the value of the grass,' replied Dinmont;
'it's for justice.'

'My good friend,' said Pleydell, 'justice, like charity, should
begin at home. Do you justice to your wife and family, and think
no more about the matter.'

Dinmont still lingered, twisting his hat in his hand. 'It's no for
that, sir; but I would like ill to be bragged wi' him; he threeps
he'll bring a score o' witnesses and mair, and I'm sure there's as
mony will swear for me as for him, folk that lived a' their days
upon the Charlie's Hope, and wadna like to see the land lose its

'Zounds, man, if it be a point of honour,' said the lawyer, 'why
don't your landlords take it up?'

'I dinna ken, sir (scratching his head again); there's been nae
election-dusts lately, and the lairds are unco neighbourly, and
Jock and me canna get them to yoke thegither about it a' that we
can say; but if ye thought we might keep up the rent--'

'No! no! that will never do,' said Pleydell. 'Confound you, why
don't you take good cudgels and settle it?'

'Odd, sir,' answered the farmer, 'we tried that three times
already, that's twice on the land and ance at Lockerby Fair. But I
dinna ken; we're baith gey good at single-stick, and it couldna
weel be judged.'

'Then take broadswords, and be d--d to you, as your fathers did
before you,' said the counsel learned in the law.

'Aweel, sir, if ye think it wadna be again the law, it's a' ane to

'Hold! hold!' exclaimed Pleydell, 'we shall have another Lord
Soulis' mistake. Pr'ythee, man, comprehend me; I wish you to
consider how very trifling and foolish a lawsuit you wish to
engage in.'

'Ay, sir?' said Dandie, in a disappointed tone. 'So ye winna take
on wi' me, I'm doubting?'

'Me! not I. Go home, go home, take a pint and agree.' Dandie
looked but half contented, and still remained stationary.
'Anything more, my friend?'

'Only, sir, about the succession of this leddy that's dead, auld
Miss Margaret Bertram o' Singleside.'

'Ay, what about her?' said the counsellor, rather surprised.

'Ou, we have nae connexion at a' wi' the Bertrams,' said Dandie;
'they were grand folk by the like o' us; but Jean Liltup, that was
auld Singleside's housekeeper, and the mother of these twa young
ladies that are gane--the last o' them's dead at a ripe age, I
trow--Jean Liltup came out o' Liddel water, and she was as near
our connexion as second cousin to my mother's half-sister. She
drew up wi' Singleside, nae doubt, when she was his housekeeper,
and it was a sair vex and grief to a' her kith and kin. But he
acknowledged a marriage, and satisfied the kirk; and now I wad ken
frae you if we hae not some claim by law?'

'Not the shadow of a claim.'

'Aweel, we're nae puirer,' said Dandie; 'but she may hae thought
on us if she was minded to make a testament. Weel, sir, I've said
my say; I'se e'en wish you good-night, and--' putting his hand in
his pocket.

'No, no, my friend; I never take fees on Saturday nights, or
without a memorial. Away with you, Dandie.' And Dandie made his
reverence and departed accordingly.


     But this poor farce has neither truth nor art
     To please the fancy or to touch the heart
     Dark but not awful dismal but yet mean,
     With anxious bustle moves the cumbrous scene,
     Presents no objects tender or profound,
     But spreads its cold unmeaning gloom around

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'Your majesty,' said Mannering, laughing, 'has solemnised your
abdication by an act of mercy and charity. That fellow will scarce
think of going to law.'

'O, you are quite wrong,' said the experienced lawyer. 'The only
difference is, I have lost my client and my fee. He'll never rest
till he finds somebody to encourage him to commit the folly he has
predetermined. No! no! I have only shown you another weakness of
my character: I always speak truth of a Saturday night.'

'And sometimes through the week, I should think,' said Mannering,
continuing the same tone.

'Why, yes; as far as my vocation will permit. I am, as Hamlet
says, indifferent honest, when my clients and their solicitors do
not make me the medium of conveying their double-distilled lies to
the bench. But oportet vivere! it is a sad thing. And now to our
business. I am glad my old friend Mac-Morlan has sent you to me;
he is an active, honest, and intelligent man, long sheriff-
substitute of the county of--under me, and still holds the office.
He knows I have a regard for that unfortunate family of
Ellangowan, and for poor Lucy. I have not seen her since she was
twelve years old, and she was then a sweet pretty girl, under the
management of a very silly father. But my interest in her is of an
early date. I was called upon, Mr. Mannering, being then sheriff
of that county, to investigate the particulars of a murder which
had been committed near Ellangowan the day on which this poor
child was born; and which, by a strange combination that I was
unhappily not able to trace, involved the death or abstraction of
her only brother, a boy of about five years old. No, Colonel, I
shall never forget the misery of the house of Ellangowan that
morning! the father half-distracted--the mother dead in premature
travail--the helpless infant, with scarce any one to attend it,
coming wawling and crying into this miserable world at such a
moment of unutterable misery. We lawyers are not of iron, sir, or
of brass, any more than you soldiers are of steel. We are
conversant with the crimes and distresses of civil society, as you
are with those that occur in a state of war, and to do our duty in
either case a little apathy is perhaps necessary. But the devil
take a soldier whose heart can be as hard as his sword, and his
dam catch the lawyer who bronzes his bosom instead of his
forehead! But come, I am losing my Saturday at e'en. Will you have
the kindness to trust me with these papers which relate to Miss
Bertram's business? and stay--to-morrow you'll take a bachelor's
dinner with an old lawyer,--I insist upon it--at three precisely,
and come an hour sooner. The old lady is to be buried on Monday;
it is the orphan's cause, and we'll borrow an hour from the Sunday
to talk over this business, although I fear nothing can be done if
she has altered her settlement, unless perhaps it occurs within
the sixty days, and then, if Miss Bertram can show that she
possesses the character of heir-at-law, why--But, hark! my lieges
are impatient of their interregnum. I do not invite you to rejoin
us, Colonel; it would be a trespass on your complaisance, unless
you had begun the day with us, and gradually glided on from wisdom
to mirth, and from mirth to-to-to--extravagance. Good-night.
Harry, go home with Mr. Mannering to his lodging. Colonel, I
expect you at a little past two to-morrow.'

The Colonel returned to his inn, equally surprised at the childish
frolics in which he had found his learned counsellor engaged, at
the candour and sound sense which he had in a moment summoned up
to meet the exigencies of his profession, and at the tone of
feeling which he displayed when he spoke of the friendless orphan.

In the morning, while the Colonel and his most quiet and silent of
all retainers, Dominie Sampson, were finishing the breakfast which
Barnes had made and poured out, after the Dominie had scalded
himself in the attempt, Mr. Pleydell was suddenly ushered in. A
nicely dressed bob-wig, upon every hair of which a zealous and
careful barber had bestowed its proper allowance of powder; a
well-brushed black suit, with very clean shoes and gold buckles
and stock-buckle; a manner rather reserved and formal than
intrusive, but withal showing only the formality of manner, by no
means that of awkwardness; a countenance, the expressive and
somewhat comic features of which were in complete repose--all
showed a being perfectly different from the choice spirit of the
evening before. A glance of shrewd and piercing fire in his eye
was the only marked expression which recalled the man of 'Saturday
at e'en.'

'I am come,' said he, with a very polite address, 'to use my regal
authority in your behalf in spirituals as well as temporals; can I
accompany you to the Presbyterian kirk, or Episcopal meeting-
house? Tros Tyriusve, a lawyer, you know, is of both religions, or
rather I should say of both forms;--or can I assist in passing the
fore-noon otherwise? You'll excuse my old-fashioned importunity, I
was born in a time when a Scotchman was thought inhospitable if he
left a guest alone a moment, except when he slept; but I trust you
will tell me at once if I intrude.'

'Not at all, my dear sir,' answered Colonel Mannering. 'I am
delighted to put myself under your pilotage. I should wish much to
hear some of your Scottish preachers whose talents have done such
honour to your country--your Blair, your Robertson, or your Henry;
and I embrace your kind offer with all my heart. Only,' drawing
the lawyer a little aside, and turning his eye towards Sampson,
'my worthy friend there in the reverie is a little helpless and
abstracted, and my servant, Barnes, who is his pilot in ordinary,
cannot well assist him here, especially as he has expressed his
determination of going to some of your darker and more remote
places of worship.'

The lawyer's eye glanced at Dominie Sampson. 'A curiosity worth
preserving; and I'll find you a fit custodier. Here you, sir (to
the waiter), go to Luckie Finlayson's in the Cowgate for Miles
Macfin the cadie, he'll be there about this time, and tell him I
wish to speak to him.'

The person wanted soon arrived. 'I will commit your friend to this
man's charge,' said Pleydell; 'he'll attend him, or conduct him,
wherever he chooses to go, with a happy indifference as to kirk or
market, meeting or court of justice, or any other place whatever;
and bring him safe home at whatever hour you appoint; so that Mr.
Barnes there may be left to the freedom of his own will.'

This was easily arranged, and the Colonel committed the Dominie to
the charge of this man while they should remain in Edinburgh.

'And now, sir, if you please, we shall go to the Grey-friars
church, to hear our historian of Scotland, of the Continent, and
of America.'

They were disappointed: he did not preach that morning. 'Never
mind,' said the Counsellor, 'have a moment's patience and we shall
do very well.'

The colleague of Dr. Robertson ascended the pulpit. [Footnote:
This was the celebrated Doctor Erskine, a distinguished clergyman,
and a most excellent man.] His external appearance was not
prepossessing. A remarkably fair complexion, strangely contrasted
with a black wig without a grain of powder; a narrow chest and a
stooping posture; hands which, placed like props on either side of
the pulpit, seemed necessary rather to support the person than to
assist the gesticulation of the preacher; no gown, not even that
of Geneva, a tumbled band, and a gesture which seemed scarce
voluntary, were the first circumstances which struck a stranger.
'The preacher seems a very ungainly person,' whispered Mannering
to his new friend.

'Never fear, he's the son of an excellent Scottish lawyer;
[Footnote: The father of Doctor Erskine was an eminent lawyer, and
his Institutes of the Law of Scotland are to this day the text-
book of students of that science.] he'll show blood, I'll warrant

The learned Counsellor predicted truly. A lecture was delivered,
fraught with new, striking, and entertaining views of Scripture
history, a sermon in which the Calvinism of the Kirk of Scotland
was ably supported, yet made the basis of a sound system of
practical morals, which should neither shelter the sinner under
the cloak of speculative faith or of peculiarity of opinion, nor
leave him loose to the waves of unbelief and schism. Something
there was of an antiquated turn of argument and metaphor, but it
only served to give zest and peculiarity to the style of
elocution. The sermon was not read: a scrap of paper containing
the heads of the discourse was occasionally referred to, and the
enunciation, which at first seemed imperfect and embarrassed,
became, as the preacher warmed in his progress, animated and
distinct; and although the discourse could not be quoted as a
correct specimen of pulpit eloquence, yet Mannering had seldom
heard so much learning, metaphysical acuteness, and energy of
argument brought into the service of Christianity.

'Such,' he said, going out of the church, 'must have been the
preachers to whose unfearing minds, and acute though sometimes
rudely exercised talents, we owe the Reformation.'

'And yet that reverend gentleman,' said Pleydell, 'whom I love for
his father's sake and his own, has nothing of the sour or
pharisaical pride which has been imputed to some of the early
fathers of the Calvinistic Kirk of Scotland. His colleague and he
differ, and head different parties in the kirk, about particular
points of church discipline; but without for a moment losing
personal regard or respect for each other, or suffering malignity
to interfere in an opposition steady, constant, and apparently
conscientious on both sides.'

'And you, Mr. Pleydell, what do you think of their points of

'Why, I hope, Colonel, a plain man may go to heaven without
thinking about them at all; besides, inter nos, I am a member of
the suffering and Episcopal Church of Scotland--the shadow of a
shade now, and fortunately so; but I love to pray where my fathers
prayed before me, without thinking worse of the Presbyterian forms
because they do not affect me with the same associations.' And
with this remark they parted until dinner-time.

From the awkward access to the lawyer's mansion, Mannering was
induced to form very moderate expectations of the entertainment
which he was to receive. The approach looked even more dismal by
daylight than on the preceding evening. The houses on each side of
the lane were so close that the neighbours might have shaken hands
with each other from the different sides, and occasionally the
space between was traversed by wooden galleries, and thus entirely
closed up. The stair, the scale-stair, was not well cleaned; and
on entering the house Mannering was struck with the narrowness and
meanness of the wainscotted passage. But the library, into which
he was shown by an elderly, respectable-looking man-servant, was a
complete contrast to these unpromising appearances. It was a well-
proportioned room, hung with a portrait or two of Scottish
characters of eminence, by Jamieson, the Caledonian Vandyke, and
surrounded with books, the best editions of the best authors, and
in particular an admirable collection of classics.

'These,' said Pleydell, 'are my tools of trade. A lawyer without
history or literature is a mechanic, a mere working mason; if he
possesses some knowledge of these, he may venture to call himself
an architect.'

But Mannering was chiefly delighted with the view from the
windows, which commanded that incomparable prospect of the ground
between Edinburgh and the sea--the Firth of Forth, with its
islands, the embayment which is terminated by the Law of North
Berwick, and the varied shores of Fife to the northward, indenting
with a hilly outline the clear blue horizon.

When Mr. Pleydell had sufficiently enjoyed the surprise of his
guest, he called his attention to Miss Bertram's affairs. 'I was
in hopes,' he said, 'though but faint, to have discovered some
means of ascertaining her indefeasible right to this property of
Singleside; but my researches have been in vain. The old lady was
certainly absolute fiar, and might dispose of it in full right of
property. All that we have to hope is, that the devil may not have
tempted her to alter this very proper settlement. You must attend
the old girl's funeral to-morrow, to which you will receive an
invitation, for I have acquainted her agent with your being here
on Miss Bertram's part; and I will meet you afterwards at the
house she inhabited, and be present to see fair play at the
opening of the settlement. The old cat had a little girl, the
orphan of some relation, who lived with her as a kind of slavish
companion. I hope she has had the conscience to make her
independent, in consideration of the peine forte et dure to which
she subjected her during her lifetime.'

Three gentlemen now appeared, and were introduced to the stranger.
They were men of good sense, gaiety, and general information, so
that the day passed very pleasantly over; and Colonel Mannering
assisted, about eight o'clock at night, in discussing the
landlord's bottle, which was, of course, a magnum. Upon his return
to the inn he found a card inviting him to the funeral of Miss
Margaret Bertram, late of Singleside, which was to proceed from
her own house to the place of interment in the Greyfriars
churchyard at one o'clock afternoon.

At the appointed hour Mannering went to a small house in the
suburbs to the southward of the city, where he found the place of
mourning indicated, as usual in Scotland, by two rueful figures
with long black cloaks, white crapes and hat-bands, holding in
their hands poles, adorned with melancholy streamers of the same
description. By two other mutes, who, from their visages, seemed
suffering under the pressure of some strange calamity, he was
ushered into the dining-parlour of the defunct, where the company
were assembled for the funeral.

In Scotland the custom, now disused in England, of inviting the
relations of the deceased to the interment is universally
retained. On many occasions this has a singular and striking
effect, but it degenerates into mere empty form and grimace in
cases where the defunct has had the misfortune to live unbeloved
and die unlamented. The English service for the dead, one of the
most beautiful and impressive parts of the ritual of the church,
would have in such cases the effect of fixing the attention, and
uniting the thoughts and feelings of the audience present in an
exercise of devotion so peculiarly adapted to such an occasion.
But according to the Scottish custom, if there be not real feeling
among the assistants, there is nothing to supply the deficiency,
and exalt or rouse the attention; so that a sense of tedious form,
and almost hypocritical restraint, is too apt to pervade the
company assembled for the mournful solemnity. Mrs. Margaret
Bertram was unluckily one of those whose good qualities had
attached no general friendship. She had no near relations who
might have mourned from natural affection, and therefore her
funeral exhibited merely the exterior trappings of sorrow.

Mannering, therefore, stood among this lugubrious company of
cousins in the third, fourth, fifth, and sixth degree, composing
his countenance to the decent solemnity of all who were around
him, and looking as much concerned on Mrs. Margaret Bertram's
account as if the deceased lady of Singleside had been his own
sister or mother. After a deep and awful pause, the company began
to talk aside, under their breaths, however, and as if in the
chamber of a dying person.

'Our poor friend,' said one grave gentleman, scarcely opening his
mouth, for fear of deranging the necessary solemnity of his
features, and sliding his whisper from between his lips, which
were as little unclosed as possible--'our poor friend has died
well to pass in the world.'

'Nae doubt,' answered the person addressed, with half-closed eyes;
'poor Mrs. Margaret was aye careful of the gear.'

'Any news to-day, Colonel Mannering?' said one of the gentlemen
whom he had dined with the day before, but in a tone which might,
for its impressive gravity, have communicated the death of his
whole generation.

'Nothing particular, I believe, sir,' said Mannering, in the
cadence which was, he observed, appropriated to the house of

'I understand,' continued the first speaker, emphatically, and
with the air of one who is well informed--'I understand there IS a

'And what does little Jenny Gibson get?'

'A hundred, and the auld repeater.'

'That's but sma' gear, puir thing; she had a sair time o't with
the auld leddy. But it's ill waiting for dead folk's shoon.'

'I am afraid,' said the politician, who was close by Mannering,
'we have not done with your old friend Tippoo Sahib yet, I doubt
he'll give the Company more plague; and I am told, but you'll know
for certain, that East India Stock is not rising.'

'I trust it will, sir, soon.'

'Mrs. Margaret,' said another person, mingling in the
conversation, 'had some India bonds. I know that, for I drew the
interest for her; it would be desirable now for the trustees and
legatees to have the Colonel's advice about the time and mode of
converting them into money. For my part I think--but there's Mr.
Mortcloke to tell us they are gaun to lift.'

Mr. Mortcloke the undertaker did accordingly, with a visage of
professional length and most grievous solemnity, distribute among
the pall-bearers little cards, assigning their respective
situations in attendance upon the coffin. As this precedence is
supposed to be regulated by propinquity to the defunct, the
undertaker, however skilful a master of these lugubrious
ceremonies, did not escape giving some offence. To be related to
Mrs. Bertram was to be of kin to the lands of Singleside, and was
a propinquity of which each relative present at that moment was
particularly jealous. Some murmurs there were on the occasion, and
our friend Dinmont gave more open offence, being unable either to
repress his discontent or to utter it in the key properly
modulated to the solemnity. 'I think ye might hae at least gi'en
me a leg o' her to carry,' he exclaimed, in a voice considerably
louder than propriety admitted. 'God! an it hadna been for the
rigs o' land, I would hae gotten her a' to carry mysell, for as
mony gentles as are here.'

A score of frowning and reproving brows were bent upon the
unappalled yeoman, who, having given vent to his displeasure,
stalked sturdily downstairs with the rest of the company, totally
disregarding the censures of those whom his remarks had

And then the funeral pomp set forth; saulies with their batons and
gumphions of tarnished white crape, in honour of the well-
preserved maiden fame of Mrs. Margaret Bertram. Six starved
horses, themselves the very emblems of mortality, well cloaked and
plumed, lugging along the hearse with its dismal emblazonry, crept
in slow state towards the place of interment, preceded by Jamie
Duff, an idiot, who, with weepers and cravat made of white paper,
attended on every funeral, and followed by six mourning coaches,
filled with the company. Many of these now gave more free loose to
their tongues, and discussed with unrestrained earnestness the
amount of the succession, and the probability of its destination.
The principal expectants, however, kept a prudent silence, indeed
ashamed to express hopes which might prove fallacious; and the
agent or man of business, who alone knew exactly how matters
stood, maintained a countenance of mysterious importance, as if
determined to preserve the full interest of anxiety and suspense.

At length they arrived at the churchyard gates, and from thence,
amid the gaping of two or three dozen of idle women with infants
in their arms, and accompanied by some twenty children, who ran
gambolling and screaming alongside of the sable procession, they
finally arrived at the burial-place of the Singleside family. This
was a square enclosure in the Greyfriars churchyard, guarded on
one side by a veteran angel without a nose, and having only one
wing, who had the merit of having maintained his post for a
century, while his comrade cherub, who had stood sentinel on the
corresponding pedestal, lay a broken trunk among the hemlock,
burdock, and nettles which grew in gigantic luxuriance around the
walls of the mausoleum. A moss-grown and broken inscription
informed the reader that in the year 1650 Captain Andrew Bertram,
first of Singleside, descended of the very ancient and honourable
house of Ellangowan, had caused this monument to be erected for
himself and his descendants. A reasonable number of scythes and
hour-glasses, and death's heads and cross-bones, garnished the
following sprig of sepulchral poetry to the memory of the founder
of the mausoleum:--

     Nathaniel's heart, Bezaleel's hand
        If ever any had,
     These boldly do I say had he,
        Who lieth in this bed.

Here, then, amid the deep black fat loam into which her ancestors
were now resolved, they deposited the body of Mrs. Margaret
Bertram; and, like soldiers returning from a military funeral, the
nearest relations who might be interested in the settlements of
the lady urged the dog-cattle of the hackney coaches to all the
speed of which they were capable, in order to put an end to
farther suspense on that interesting topic.


     Die and endow a college or a cat.


There is a fable told by Lucian, that while a troop of monkeys,
well drilled by an intelligent manager, were performing a tragedy
with great applause, the decorum of the whole scene was at once
destroyed, and the natural passions of the actors called forth
into very indecent and active emulation, by a wag who threw a
handful of nuts upon the stage. In like manner, the approaching
crisis stirred up among the expectants feelings of a nature very
different from those of which, under the superintendence of Mr.
Mortcloke, they had but now been endeavouring to imitate the
expression. Those eyes which were lately devoutly cast up to
heaven, or with greater humility bent solemnly upon earth, were
now sharply and alertly darting their glances through shuttles,
and trunks, and drawers, and cabinets, and all the odd corners of
an old maiden lady's repositories. Nor was their search without
interest, though they did not find the will of which they were in

Here was a promissory note for 20 Pounds by the minister of the
nonjuring chapel, interest marked as paid to Martinmas last,
carefully folded up in a new set of words to the old tune of 'Over
the Water to Charlie'; there was a curious love correspondence
between the deceased and a certain Lieutenant O'Kean of a marching
regiment of foot; and tied up with the letters was a document
which at once explained to the relatives why a connexion that
boded them little good had been suddenly broken off, being the
Lieutenant's bond for two hundred pounds, upon which NO interest
whatever appeared to have been paid. Other bills and bonds to a
larger amount, and signed by better names (I mean commercially)
than those of the worthy divine and gallant soldier, also occurred
in the course of their researches, besides a hoard of coins of
every size and denomination, and scraps of broken gold and silver,
old earrings, hinges of cracked, snuff-boxes, mountings of
spectacles, etc. etc. etc. Still no will made its appearance, and
Colonel Mannering began full well to hope that the settlement
which he had obtained from Glossin contained the ultimate
arrangement of the old lady's affairs. But his friend Pleydell,
who now came into the room, cautioned him against entertaining
this belief.

'I am well acquainted with the gentleman,' he said, 'who is
conducting the search, and I guess from his manner that he knows
something more of the matter than any of us.'

Meantime, while the search proceeds, let us take a brief glance at
one or two of the company who seem most interested.

Of Dinmont, who, with his large hunting-whip under his arm, stood
poking his great round face over the shoulder of the homme
d'affaires, it is unnecessary to say anything. That thin-looking
oldish person, in a most correct and gentleman-like suit of
mourning, is Mac-Casquil, formerly of Drumquag, who was ruined by
having a legacy bequeathed to him of two shares in the Ayr bank.
His hopes on the present occasion are founded on a very distant
relationship, upon his sitting in the same pew with the deceased
every Sunday, and upon his playing at cribbage with her regularly
on the Saturday evenings, taking great care never to come off a
winner. That other coarse-looking man, wearing his own greasy hair
tied in a leathern cue more greasy still, is a tobacconist, a
relation of Mrs. Bertram's mother, who, having a good stock in
trade when the colonial war broke out, trebled the price of his
commodity to all the world, Mrs. Bertram alone excepted, whose
tortoise-shell snuff-box was weekly filled with the best rappee at
the old prices, because the maid brought it to the shop with Mrs.
Bertram's respects to her cousin Mr. Quid. That young fellow, who
has not had the decency to put off his boots and buckskins, might
have stood as forward as most of them in the graces of the old
lady, who loved to look upon a comely young man; but it is thought
he has forfeited the moment of fortune by sometimes neglecting her
tea-table when solemnly invited, sometimes appearing there when he
had been dining with blyther company, twice treading upon her
cat's tail, and once affronting her parrot.

To Mannering the most interesting of the group was the poor girl
who had been a sort of humble companion of the deceased, as a
subject upon whom she could at all times expectorate her bad
humour. She was for form's sake dragged into the room by the
deceased's favourite female attendant, where, shrinking into
a>corner as soon as possible, she saw with wonder and affright the
intrusive researches of the strangers amongst those recesses to
which from childhood she had looked with awful veneration. This
girl was regarded with an unfavourable eye by all the competitors,
honest Dinmont only excepted; the rest conceived they should find
in her a formidable competitor, whose claims might at least
encumber and diminish their chance of succession. Yet she was the
only person present who seemed really to feel sorrow for the
deceased. Mrs. Bertram had been her protectress, although from
selfish motives, and her capricious tyranny was forgotten at the
moment, while the tears followed each other fast down the cheeks
of her frightened and friendless dependent. 'There's ower muckle
saut water there, Drumquag,' said the tobacconist to the ex-
proprietor, 'to bode ither folk muckle gude. Folk seldom greet
that gate but they ken what it's for.' Mr. Mac-Casquil only
replied with a nod, feeling the propriety of asserting his
superior gentry in presence of Mr. Pleydell and Colonel Mannering.

'Very queer if there suld be nae will after a', friend,' said
Dinmont, who began to grow impatient, to the man of business.

'A moment's patience, if you please. She was a good and prudent
woman, Mrs. Margaret Bertram--a good and prudent and well-judging
woman, and knew how to choose friends and depositaries; she may
have put her last will and testament, or rather her mortis causa
settlement, as it relates to heritage, into the hands of some safe

'I'll bet a rump and dozen,' said Pleydell, whispering to the
Colonel, 'he has got it in his own pocket.' Then addressing the
man of law, 'Come, sir, we'll cut this short, if you please: here
is a settlement of the estate of Singleside, executed several
years ago, in favour of Miss Lucy Bertram of Ellangowan.' The
company stared fearfully wild. 'You, I presume, Mr. Protocol, can
inform us if there is a later deed?'

'Please to favour me, Mr. Pleydell'; and so saying, he took the
deed out of the learned counsel's hand, and glanced his eye over
the contents.

'Too cool,' said Pleydell, 'too cool by half; he has another deed
in his pocket still.'

'Why does he not show it then, and be d-d to him!' said the
military gentleman, whose patience began to wax threadbare.

'Why, how should I know?' answered the barrister; 'why does a cat
not kill a mouse when she takes him? The consciousness of power
and the love of teasing, I suppose. Well, Mr. Protocol, what say
you to that deed?'

'Why, Mr. Pleydell, the deed is a well-drawn deed, properly
authenticated and tested in forms of the statute.'

'But recalled or superseded by another of posterior date in your
possession, eh?' said the Counsellor.

'Something of the sort, I confess, Mr. Pleydell,' rejoined the man
of business, producing a bundle tied with tape, and sealed at each
fold and ligation with black wax. 'That deed, Mr. Pleydell, which
you produce and found upon, is dated 1st June 17-; but this
(breaking the seals and unfolding the document slowly) is dated
the 20th--no, I see it is the 21st--of April of this present year,
being ten years posterior.'

'Marry, hang her, brock!' said the Counsellor, borrowing an
exclamation from Sir Toby Belch; 'just the month in which
Ellangowan's distresses became generally public. But let us hear
what she has done.'

Mr. Protocol accordingly, having required silence, began to read
the settlement aloud in a slow, steady, business-like tone. The
group around, in whose eyes hope alternately awakened and faded,
and who were straining their apprehensions to get at the drift of
the testator's meaning through the mist of technical language in
which the conveyance had involved it, might have made a study for

The deed was of an unexpected nature. It set forth with conveying
and disponing all and whole the estate and lands of Singleside and
others, with the lands of Loverless, Liealone, Spinster's Knowe,
and heaven knows what beside, 'to and in favours of (here the
reader softened his voice to a gentle and modest piano) Peter
Protocol, clerk to the signet, having the fullest confidence in
his capacity and integrity--these are the very words which my
worthy deceased friend insisted upon my inserting--but in TRUST
always (here the reader recovered his voice and style, and the
visages of several of the hearers, which had attained a longitude
that Mr. Mortcloke might have envied, were perceptibly shortened)
--in TRUST always, and for the uses, ends, and purposes hereinafter

In these 'uses, ends, and purposes' lay the cream of the affair.
The first was introduced by a preamble setting forth that the
testatrix was lineally descended from the ancient house of
Ellangowan, her respected great-grandfather, Andrew Bertram, first
of Singleside, of happy memory, having been second son to Allan
Bertram, fifteenth Baron of Ellangowan. It proceeded to state that
Henry Bertram, son and heir of Godfrey Bertram, now of Ellangowan,
had been stolen from his parents in infancy, but that she, the
POSSESSIONS OF HIS ANCESTORS, in which case the said Peter
Protocol was bound and obliged, like as he bound and obliged
himself, by acceptance of these presents, to denude himself of the
said lands of Singleside and others, and of all the other effects
thereby conveyed (excepting always a proper gratification for his
own trouble), to and in favour of the said Henry Bertram, upon his
return to his native country. And during the time of his residing
in foreign parts, or in case of his never again returning to
Scotland, Mr. Peter Protocol, the trustee, was directed to
distribute the rents of the land, and interest of the other funds
(deducting always a proper gratification for his trouble in the
premises), in equal portions, among four charitable establishments
pointed out in the will. The power of management, of letting
leases, of raising and lending out money, in short, the full
authority of a proprietor, was vested in this confidential
trustee, and, in the event of his death, went to certain official
persons named in the deed. There were only two legacies; one of a
hundred pounds to a favourite waiting-maid, another of the like
sum to Janet Gibson (whom the deed stated to have been supported
by the charity of the testatrix), for the purpose of binding her
an apprentice to some honest trade.

A settlement in mortmain is in Scotland termed a mortification,
and in one great borough (Aberdeen, if I remember rightly) there
is a municipal officer who takes care of these public endowments,
and is thence called the Master of Mortifications. One would
almost presume that the term had its origin in the effect which
such settlements usually produce upon the kinsmen of those by whom
they are executed. Heavy at least was the mortification which
befell the audience who, in the late Mrs. Margaret Bertram's
parlour, had listened to this unexpected destination of the lands
of Singleside. There was a profound silence after the deed had
been read over.

Mr. Pleydell was the first to speak. He begged to look at the
deed, and, having satisfied himself that it was correctly drawn
and executed, he returned it without any observation, only saying
aside to Mannering, 'Protocol is not worse than other people, I
believe; but this old lady has determined that, if he do not turn
rogue, it shall not be for want of temptation.'

'I really think,' said Mr. Mac-Casquil of Drumquag, who, having
gulped down one half of his vexation, determined to give vent to
the rest--'I really think this is an extraordinary case! I should
like now to know from Mr. Protocol, who, being sole and unlimited
trustee, must have been consulted upon this occasion--I should
like, I say, to know how Mrs. Bertram could possibly believe in
the existence of a boy that a' the world kens was murdered many a
year since?'

'Really, sir,' said Mr. Protocol, 'I do not conceive it is
possible for me to explain her motives more than she has done
herself. Our excellent deceased friend was a good woman, sir--a
pious woman--and might have grounds for confidence in the boy's
safety which are not accessible to us, sir.'

'Hout,' said the tobacconist, 'I ken very weel what were her
grounds for confidence. There's Mrs. Rebecca (the maid) sitting
there has tell'd me a hundred times in my ain shop, there was nae
kenning how her leddy wad settle her affairs, for an auld gipsy
witch wife at Gilsland had possessed her with a notion that the
callant--Harry Bertram ca's she him?--would come alive again some
day after a'. Ye'll no deny that, Mrs. Rebecca? though I dare to
say ye forgot to put your mistress in mind of what ye promised to
say when I gied ye mony a half-crown. But ye'll no deny what I am
saying now, lass?'

'I ken naething at a' about it,' answered Rebecca, doggedly, and
looking straight forward with the firm countenance of one not
disposed to be compelled to remember more than was agreeable to

'Weel said, Rebecca! ye're satisfied wi' your ain share ony way,'
rejoined the tobacconist.

The buck of the second-head, for a buck of the first-head he was
not, had hitherto been slapping his boots with his switch-whip,
and looking like a spoiled child that has lost its supper. His
murmurs, however, were all vented inwardly, or at most in a
soliloquy such as this--'I am sorry, by G-d, I ever plagued myself
about her. I came here, by G-d, one night to drink tea, and I left
King and the Duke's rider Will Hack. They were toasting a round of
running horses; by G-d, I might have got leave to wear the jacket
as well as other folk if I had carried it on with them; and she
has not so much as left me that hundred!'

'We'll make the payment of the note quite agreeable,' said Mr.
Protocol, who had no wish to increase at that moment the odium
attached to his office. 'And now, gentlemen, I fancy we have no
more to wait for here, and I shall put the settlement of my
excellent and worthy friend on record to-morrow, that every
gentleman may examine the contents, and have free access to take
an extract; and'--he proceeded to lock up the repositories of the
deceased with more speed than he had opened them--'Mrs. Rebecca,
ye'll be so kind as to keep all right here until we can let the
house; I had an offer from a tenant this morning, if such a thing
should be, and if I was to have any management.'

Our friend Dinmont, having had his hopes as well as another, had
hitherto sate sulky enough in the armchair formerly appropriated
to the deceased, and in which she would have been not a little
scandalised to have seen this colossal specimen of the masculine
gender lolling at length. His employment had been rolling up into
the form of a coiled snake the long lash of his horse-whip, and
then by a jerk causing it to unroll itself into the middle of the
floor. The first words he said when he had digested the shock
contained a magnanimous declaration, which he probably was not
conscious of having uttered aloud--'Weel, blude's thicker than
water; she's welcome to the cheeses and the hams just the same.'
But when the trustee had made the above-mentioned motion for the
mourners to depart, and talked of the house being immediately let,
honest Dinmont got upon his feet and stunned the company with this
blunt question, 'And what's to come o' this poor lassie then,
Jenny Gibson? Sae mony o' us as thought oursells sib to the family
when the gear was parting, we may do something for her amang us

This proposal seemed to dispose most of the assembly instantly to
evacuate the premises, although upon Mr. Protocol's motion they
had lingered as if around the grave of their disappointed hopes.
Drumquag said, or rather muttered, something of having a family of
his own, and took precedence, in virtue of his gentle blood, to
depart as fast as possible. The tobacconist sturdily stood forward
and scouted the motion--'A little huzzie like that was weel eneugh
provided for already; and Mr. Protocol at ony rate was the proper
person to take direction of her, as he had charge of her legacy';
and after uttering such his opinion in a steady and decisive tone
of voice, he also left the place. The buck made a stupid and
brutal attempt at a jest upon Mrs. Bertram's recommendation that
the poor girl should be taught some honest trade; but encountered
a scowl from Colonel Mannering's darkening eye (to whom, in his
ignorance of the tone of good society, he had looked for applause)
that made him ache to the very backbone. He shuffled downstairs,
therefore, as fast as possible.

Protocol, who was really a good sort of man, next expressed his
intention to take a temporary charge of the young lady, under
protest always that his so doing should be considered as merely
eleemosynary; when Dinmont at length got up, and, having shaken
his huge dreadnought great-coat, as a Newfoundland dog does his
shaggy hide when he comes out of the water, ejaculated, 'Weel,
deil hae me then, if ye hae ony fash wi' her, Mr. Protocol, if she
likes to gang hame wi' me, that is. Ye see, Ailie and me we're
weel to pass, and we would like the lassies to hae a wee bit mair
lair than oursells, and to be neighbour-like, that wad we. And ye
see Jenny canna miss but to ken manners, and the like o' reading
books, and sewing seams, having lived sae lang wi' a grand lady
like Lady Singleside; or, if she disna ken ony thing about it, I'm
jealous that our bairns will like her a' the better. And I'll take
care o' the bits o' claes, and what spending siller she maun hae,
so the hundred pound may rin on in your hands, Mr. Protocol, and
I'll be adding something till't, till she'll maybe get a
Liddesdale joe that wants something to help to buy the hirsel.
What d'ye say to that, hinny? I'll take out a ticket for ye in the
fly to Jethart; od, but ye maun take a powny after that o'er the
Limestane Rig, deil a wheeled carriage ever gaed into Liddesdale.
[Footnote: See Note I.] And I'll be very glad if Mrs. Rebecca
comes wi' you, hinny, and stays a month or twa while ye're
stranger like.'

While Mrs. Rebecca was curtsying, and endeavouring to make the
poor orphan girl curtsy instead of crying, and while Dandie, in
his rough way, was encouraging them both, old Pleydell had
recourse to his snuff-box. 'It's meat and drink to me now,
Colonel,' he said, as he recovered himself, 'to see a clown like
this. I must gratify him in his own way, must assist him to ruin
himself; there's no help for it. Here, you Liddesdale--Dandie--
Charlie's Hope--what do they call you?'

The farmer turned, infinitely gratified even by this sort of
notice; for in his heart, next to his own landlord, he honoured a
lawyer in high practice.

'So you will not be advised against trying that question about
your marches?'

'No, no, sir; naebody likes to lose their right, and to be laughed
at down the haill water. But since your honour's no agreeable, and
is maybe a friend to the other side like, we maun try some other

'There, I told you so, Colonel Mannering! Well, sir, if you must
needs be a fool, the business is to give you the luxury of a
lawsuit at the least possible expense, and to bring you off
conqueror if possible. Let Mr. Protocol send me your papers, and I
will advise him how to conduct your cause. I don't see, after all,
why you should not have your lawsuits too, and your feuds in the
Court of Session, as well as your forefathers had their
manslaughters and fire-raisings.'

'Very natural, to be sure, sir. We wad just take the auld gate as
readily, if it werena for the law. And as the law binds us, the
law should loose us. Besides, a man's aye the better thought o' in
our country for having been afore the Feifteen.'

'Excellently argued, my friend! Away with you, and send your
papers to me. Come, Colonel, we have no more to do here.'

'God, we'll ding Jock o' Dawston Cleugh now after a'!' said
Dinmont, slapping his thigh in great exultation.


          I am going to the parliament;
     You understand this bag. If you have any business
     Depending there be short, and let me hear it,
     And pay your fees.

          Little French Lawyer

'Shall you be able to carry this honest fellow's cause for him?'
said Mannering.

'Why, I don't know; the battle is not to the strong, but he shall
come off triumphant over Jock of Dawston if we can make it out. I
owe him something. It is the pest of our profession that we seldom
see the best side of human nature. People come to us with every
selfish feeling newly pointed and grinded; they turn down the very
caulkers of their animosities and prejudices, as smiths do with
horses' shoes in a white frost. Many a man has come to my garret
yonder that I have at first longed to pitch out at the window, and
yet at length have discovered that he was only doing as I might
have done in his case, being very angry, and of course very
unreasonable. I have now satisfied myself that, if our profession
sees more of human folly and human roguery than others, it is
because we witness them acting in that channel in which they can
most freely vent themselves. In civilised society law is the
chimney through which all that smoke discharges itself that used
to circulate through the whole house, and put every one's eyes
out; no wonder, therefore, that the vent itself should sometimes
get a little sooty. But we will take care our Liddesdale man's
cause is well conducted and well argued, so all unnecessary
expense will be saved: he shall have his pine-apple at wholesale

'Will you do me the pleasure,' said Mannering, as they parted, 'to
dine with me at my lodgings? My landlord says he has a bit of red-
deer venison and some excellent wine.'

'Venison, eh?' answered the Counsellor alertly, but presently
added--'But no! it's impossible; and I can't ask you home neither.
Monday's a sacred day; so's Tuesday; and Wednesday we are to be
heard in the great teind case in presence, but stay--it's frosty
weather, and if you don't leave town, and that venison would keep
till Thursday--'

'You will dine with me that day?'

'Under certification.'

'Well, then, I will indulge a thought I had of spending a week
here; and if the venison will not keep, why we will see what else
our landlord can do for us.'

'O, the venison will keep,' said Pleydell; 'and now good-bye. Look
at these two or three notes, and deliver them if you like the
addresses. I wrote them for you this morning. Farewell, my clerk
has been waiting this hour to begin a d-d information.' And away
walked Mr. Pleydell with great activity, diving through closes and
ascending covered stairs in order to attain the High Street by an
access which, compared to the common route, was what the Straits
of Magellan are to the more open but circuitous passage round Cape

On looking at the notes of introduction which Pleydell had thrust
into his hand, Mannering was gratified with seeing that they were
addressed to some of the first literary characters of Scotland.
'To David Hume, Esq.'

To John Home, Esq.' 'To Dr. Ferguson.' 'To Dr. Black.' 'To Lord
Kaimes.' 'To Mr. Button.' 'To John Clerk, Esq., of Eldin.' 'To
Adam Smith, Esq.' 'To Dr. Robertson.'

'Upon my word, my legal friend has a good selection of
acquaintances; these are names pretty widely blown indeed. An
East-Indian must rub up his faculties a little, and put his mind in
order, before he enters this sort of society.'

Mannering gladly availed himself of these introductions; and we
regret deeply it is not in our power to give the reader an account
of the pleasure and information which he received in admission to
a circle never closed against strangers of sense and information,
and which has perhaps at no period been equalled, considering the
depth and variety of talent which it embraced and concentrated.

Upon the Thursday appointed Mr. Pleydell made his appearance at
the inn where Colonel Mannering lodged. The venison proved in high
order, the claret excellent, and the learned counsel, a professed
amateur in the affairs of the table, did distinguished honour to
both. I am uncertain, however, if even the good cheer gave him
more satisfaction than the presence of Dominie Sampson, from whom,
in his own juridical style of wit, he contrived to extract great
amusement both for himself and one or two friends whom the Colonel
regaled on the same occasion. The grave and laconic simplicity of
Sampson's answers to the insidious questions of the barrister
placed the bonhomie of his character in a more luminous point of
view than Mannering had yet seen it. Upon the same occasion he
drew forth a strange quantity of miscellaneous and abstruse,
though, generally speaking, useless learning. The lawyer
afterwards compared his mind to the magazine of a pawnbroker,
stowed with goods of every description, but so cumbrously piled
together, and in such total disorganisation, that the owner can
never lay his hands upon any one article at the moment he has
occasion for it.

As for the advocate himself, he afforded at least as much exercise
to Sampson as he extracted amusement from him. When the man of law
began to get into his altitudes, and his wit, naturally shrewd and
dry, became more lively and poignant, the Dominie looked upon him
with that sort of surprise with which we can conceive a tame bear
might regard his future associate, the monkey, on their being
first introduced to each other. It was Mr. Pleydell's delight to
state in grave and serious argument some position which he knew
the Dominie would be inclined to dispute. He then beheld with
exquisite pleasure the internal labour with which the honest man
arranged his ideas for reply, and tasked his inert and sluggish
powers to bring up all the heavy artillery of his learning for
demolishing the schismatic or heretical opinion which had been
stated, when behold, before the ordnance could be discharged, the
foe had quitted the post and appeared in a new position of
annoyance on the Dominie's flank or rear. Often did he exclaim
'Prodigious!' when, marching up to the enemy in full confidence of
victory, he found the field evacuated, and it may be supposed that
it cost him no little labour to attempt a new formation. 'He was
like a native Indian army,' the Colonel said, 'formidable by
numerical strength and size of ordnance, but liable to be thrown
into irreparable confusion by a movement to take them in flank.'
On the whole, however, the Dominie, though somewhat fatigued with
these mental exertions, made at unusual speed and upon the
pressure of the moment, reckoned this one of the white days of his
life, and always mentioned Mr. Pleydell as a very erudite and fa-
ce-ti-ous person.

By degrees the rest of the party dropped off and left these three
gentlemen together. Their conversation turned to Mrs. Bertram's
settlements. 'Now what could drive it into the noddle of that old
harridan,' said Pleydell, 'to disinherit poor Lucy Bertram under
pretence of settling her property on a boy who has been so long
dead and gone? I ask your pardon, Mr. Sampson, I forgot what an
affecting case this was for you; I remember taking your
examination upon it, and I never had so much trouble to make any
one speak three words consecutively. You may talk of your
Pythagoreans or your silent Brahmins, Colonel; go to, I tell you
this learned gentleman beats them all in taciturnity; but the
words of the wise are precious, and not to be thrown away

'Of a surety,' said the Dominie, taking his blue-checqued
handkerchief from his eyes, 'that was a bitter day with me indeed;
ay, and a day of grief hard to be borne; but He giveth strength
who layeth on the load.'

Colonel Mannering took this opportunity to request Mr. Pleydell to
inform him of the particulars attending the loss of the boy; and
the Counsellor, who was fond of talking upon subjects of criminal
jurisprudence, especially when connected with his own experience,
went through the circumstances at full length. 'And what is your
opinion upon the result of the whole?'

'O, that Kennedy was murdered: it's an old case which has occurred
on that coast before now, the case of Smuggler versus Exciseman.'

'What, then, is your conjecture concerning the fate of the child?'

'O, murdered too, doubtless,' answered Pleydell. 'He was old
enough to tell what he had seen, and these ruthless scoundrels
would not scruple committing a second Bethlehem massacre if they
thought their interest required it.'

The Dominie groaned deeply, and ejaculated, 'Enormous!'

'Yet there was mention of gipsies in the business too,
Counsellor,' said Mannering, 'and from what that vulgar-looking
fellow said after the funeral--'

'Mrs. Margaret Bertram's idea that the child was alive was founded
upon the report of a gipsy?' said Pleydell, catching at the half-
spoken hint. 'I envy you the concatenation, Colonel; it is a shame
to me not to have drawn the same conclusion. We'll follow this
business up instantly. Here, hark ye, waiter, go down to Luckie
Wood's in the Cowgate; ye'll find my clerk Driver; he'll be set
down to high jinks by this time--for we and our retainers,
Colonel, are exceedingly regular in our irregularities--tell him
to come here instantly and I will pay his forfeits.'

'He won't appear in character, will he?' said Mannering.

'Ah! "no more of that, Hal, an thou lovest me,"' said Pleydell.
'But we must have some news from the land of Egypt, if possible.
O, if I had but hold of the slightest thread of this complicated
skein, you should see how I would unravel it! I would work the
truth out of your Bohemian, as the French call them, better than a
monitoire or a plainte de Tournelle; I know how to manage a
refractory witness.'

While Mr. Pleydell was thus vaunting his knowledge of his
profession, the waiter reentered with Mr. Driver, his mouth still
greasy with mutton pies, and the froth of the last draught of
twopenny yet unsubsided on his upper lip, with such speed had he
obeyed the commands of his principal. 'Driver, you must go
instantly and find out the woman who was old Mrs. Margaret
Bertram's maid. Inquire for her everywhere, but if you find it
necessary to have recourse to Protocol, Quid the tobacconist, or
any other of these folks, you will take care not to appear
yourself, but send some woman of your acquaintance; I daresay you
know enough that may be so condescending as to oblige you. When
you have found her out, engage her to come to my chambers tomorrow
at eight o'clock precisely.'

'What shall I say to make her forthcoming?' asked the aid-de-camp.

'Anything you choose,' replied the lawyer. 'Is it my business to
make lies for you, do you think? But let her be in praesentia by
eight o'clock, as I have said before.' The clerk grinned, made his
reverence, and exit.

'That's a useful fellow,' said the Counsellor; 'I don't believe
his match ever carried a process. He'll write to my dictating
three nights in the week without sleep, or, what's the same thing,
he writes as well and correctly when he's asleep as when he's
awake. Then he's such a steady fellow; some of them are always
changing their ale-houses, so that they have twenty cadies
sweating after them, like the bare-headed captains traversing the
taverns of Eastcheap in search of Sir John Falstaff. But this is a
complete fixture; he has his winter seat by the fire and his
summer seat by the window in Luckie Wood's, betwixt which seats
are his only migrations; there he's to be found at all times when
he is off duty. It is my opinion he never puts off his clothes or
goes to sleep; sheer ale supports him under everything. It is
meat, drink, and cloth, bed, board, and washing.'

'And is he always fit for duty upon a sudden turnout? I should
distrust it, considering his quarters.'

'O, drink, never disturbs him, Colonel; he can write for hours
after he cannot speak. I remember being called suddenly to draw an
appeal case. I had been dining, and it was Saturday night, and I
had ill will to begin to it; however, they got me down to
Clerihugh's, and there we sat birling till I had a fair tappit hen
[Footnote: See Note 2.] under my belt, and then they persuaded me
to draw the paper. Then we had to seek Driver, and it was all that
two men could do to bear him in, for, when found, he was, as it
happened, both motionless and speechless. But no sooner was his
pen put between his fingers, his paper stretched before him, and
he heard my voice, than he began to write like a scrivener; and,
excepting that we were obliged to have somebody to dip his pen in
the ink, for he could not see the standish, I never saw a thing
scrolled more handsomely.'

'But how did your joint production look the next morning?' said
the Colonel.

'Wheugh! capital! not three words required to be altered:
[Footnote: See Note 3. ] it was sent off by that day's post. But
you'll come and breakfast with me to-morrow, and hear this woman's

'Why, your hour is rather early.'

'Can't make it later. If I were not on the boards of the Outer
House precisely as the nine-hours' bell rings, there would be a
report that I had got an apoplexy, and I should feel the effects
of it all the rest of the session.'

'Well, I will make an exertion to wait upon you.'

Here the company broke up for the evening.

In the morning Colonel Mannering appeared at the Counsellor's
chambers, although cursing the raw air of a Scottish morning in
December. Mr. Pleydell had got Mrs. Rebecca installed on one side
of his fire, accommodated her with a cup of chocolate, and was
already deeply engaged in conversation with her. 'O no, I assure
you, Mrs. Rebecca, there is no intention to challenge your
mistress's will; and I give you my word of honour that your legacy
is quite safe. You have deserved it by your conduct to your
mistress, and I wish it had been twice as much.'

'Why, to be sure, sir, it's no right to mention what is said
before ane; ye heard how that dirty body Quid cast up to me the
bits o' compliments he gied me, and tell'd ower again ony loose
cracks I might hae had wi' him; now if ane was talking loosely to
your honour, there's nae saying what might come o't.'

'I assure you, my good Rebecca, my character and your own age and
appearance are your security, if you should talk as loosely as an
amatory poet.'

'Aweel, if your honour thinks I am safe--the story is just this.
Ye see, about a year ago, or no just sae lang, my leddy was
advised to go to Gilsland for a while, for her spirits were
distressing her sair. Ellangowan's troubles began to be spoken o'
publicly, and sair vexed she was; for she was proud o' her family.
For Ellangowan himsell and her, they sometimes 'greed and some
times no; but at last they didna 'gree at a' for twa or three
year, for he was aye wanting to borrow siller, and that was what
she couldna bide at no hand, and she was aye wanting it paid back
again, and that the Laird he liked as little. So at last they were
clean aff thegither. And then some of the company at Gilsland
tells her that the estate was to be sell'd; and ye wad hae thought
she had taen an ill will at Miss Lucy Bertram frae that moment,
for mony a time she cried to me, "O Becky, O Becky, if that
useless peenging thing o' a lassie there at Ellangowan, that canna
keep her ne'er-do-weel father within bounds--if she had been but a
lad-bairn they couldna hae sell'd the auld inheritance for that
fool-body's debts"; and she would rin on that way till I was just
wearied and sick to hear her ban the puir lassie, as if she wadna
hae been a lad-bairn and keepit the land if it had been in her
will to change her sect. And ae day at the spaw-well below the
craig at Gilsland she was seeing a very bonny family o' bairns--
they belanged to ane Mac-Crosky--and she broke out--"Is not it an
odd like thing that ilka waf carle in the country has a son and
heir, and that the house of Ellangowan is without male
succession?" There was a gipsy wife stood ahint and heard her, a
muckle sture fearsome-looking wife she was as ever I set een on.
"Wha is it," says she, "that dare say the house of Ellangowan will
perish without male succession?" My mistress just turned on her;
she was a high-spirited woman, and aye ready wi' an answer to a'
body. "It's me that says it," says she, "that may say it with a
sad heart." Wi' that the gipsy wife gripped till her hand--"I ken
you weel eneugh," says she, "though ye kenna me. But as sure as
that sun's in heaven, and as sure as that water's rinning to the
sea, and as sure as there's an ee that sees and an ear that hears
us baith, Harry Bertram, that was thought to perish at Warroch
Point, never did die there. He was to have a weary weird o't till
his ane-and-twentieth year, that was aye said o' him; but if ye
live and I live, ye'll hear mair o' him this winter before the
snaw lies twa days on the Dun of Singleside. I want nane o' your
siller," she said, "to make ye think I am blearing your ee; fare
ye weel till after Martinmas." And there she left us standing.'

'Was she a very tall woman?' interrupted Mannering.

'Had she black hair, black eyes, and a cut above the brow?' added
the lawyer.

'She was the tallest woman I ever saw, and her hair was as black
as midnight, unless where it was grey, and she had a scar abune
the brow that ye might hae laid the lith of your finger in.
Naebody that's seen her will ever forget her; and I am morally
sure that it was on the ground o' what that gipsy-woman said that
my mistress made her will, having taen a dislike at the young
leddy o' Ellangowan. And she liked her far waur after she was
obliged to send her L20; for she said Miss Bertram, no content wi'
letting the Ellangowan property pass into strange hands, owing to
her being a lass and no a lad, was coming, by her poverty, to be a
burden and a disgrace to Singleside too. But I hope my mistress's
is a good will for a' that, for it would be hard on me to lose the
wee bit legacy; I served for little fee and bountith, weel I wot.'

The Counsellor relieved her fears on this head, then inquired
after Jenny Gibson, and understood she had accepted Mr. Dinmont's
offer. 'And I have done sae mysell too, since he was sae discreet
as to ask me,' said Mrs. Rebecca; 'they are very decent folk the
Dinmonts, though my lady didna dow to hear muckle about the
friends on that side the house. But she liked the Charlie's Hope
hams and the cheeses and the muir-fowl that they were aye sending,
and the lamb's-wool hose and mittens--she liked them weel eneugh.'

Mr. Pleydell now dismissed Mrs. Rebecca. When she was gone, 'I
think I know the gipsy-woman,' said the lawyer.

'I was just going to say the same,' replied Mannering.

'And her name,' said Pleydell--

'Is Meg Merrilies,' answered the Colonel.

'Are you avised of that?' said the Counsellor, looking at his
military friend with a comic expression of surprise.

Mannering answered that he had known such a woman when he was at
Ellangowan upwards of twenty years before; and then made his
learned friend acquainted with all the remarkable particulars of
his first visit there.

Mr. Pleydell listened with great attention, and then replied, 'I
congratulated myself upon having made the acquaintance of a
profound theologian in your chaplain; but I really did not expect
to find a pupil of Albumazar or Messahala in his patron. I have a
notion, however, this gipsy could tell us some more of the matter
than she derives from astrology or second-sight. I had her through
hands once, and could then make little of her, but I must write to
Mac-Morlan to stir heaven and earth to find her out. I will gladly
come to--shire myself to assist at her examination; I am still in
the commission of the peace there, though I have ceased to be
sheriff. I never had anything more at heart in my life than
tracing that murder and the fate of the child. I must write to the
sheriff of Roxburghshire too, and to an active justice of peace in

'I hope when you come to the country you will make Woodbourne your

'Certainly; I was afraid you were going to forbid me. But we must
go to breakfast now or I shall be too late.'

On the following day the new friends parted, and the Colonel
rejoined his family without any adventure worthy of being detailed
in these chapters.


     Can no rest find me, no private place secure me,
     But still my miseries like bloodhounds haunt me?
     Unfortunate young man, which way now guides thee,
     Guides thee from death? The country's laid around for thee.

          Women Pleased.

Our narrative now recalls us for a moment to the period when young
Hazlewood received his wound. That accident had no sooner happened
than the consequences to Miss Mannering and to himself rushed upon
Brown's mind. From the manner in which the muzzle of the piece was
pointed when it went off, he had no great fear that the
consequences would be fatal. But an arrest in a strange country,
and while he was unprovided with any means of establishing his
rank and character, was at least to be avoided. He therefore
resolved to escape for the present to the neighbouring coast of
England, and to remain concealed there, if possible, until he
should receive letters from his regimental friends, and
remittances from his agent; and then to resume his own character,
and offer to young Hazlewood and his friends any explanation or
satisfaction they might desire. With this purpose he walked
stoutly forward, after leaving the spot where the accident had
happened, and reached without adventure the village which we have
called Portanferry (but which the reader will in vain seek for
under that name in the county map). A large open boat was just
about to leave the quay, bound for the little seaport of Allonby,
in Cumberland. In this vessel Brown embarked, and resolved to make
that place his temporary abode, until he should receive letters
and money from England.

In the course of their short voyage he entered into some
conversation with the steersman, who was also owner of the boat, a
jolly old man, who had occasionally been engaged in the smuggling
trade, like most fishers on the coast. After talking about objects
of less interest, Brown endeavoured to turn the discourse toward
the Mannering family. The sailor had heard of the attack upon the
house at Woodbourne, but disapproved of the smugglers'

'Hands off is fair play; zounds, they'll bring the whole country
down upon them. Na, na! when I was in that way I played at giff-
gaff with the officers: here a cargo taen--vera weel, that was
their luck; there another carried clean through, that was mine;
na, na! hawks shouldna pike out hawks' een.'

'And this Colonel Mannering?' said Brown.

'Troth, he's nae wise man neither, to interfere; no that I blame
him for saving the gangers' lives, that was very right; but it
wasna like a gentleman to be righting about the poor folk's pocks
o' tea and brandy kegs. However, he's a grand man and an officer
man, and they do what they like wi' the like o' us.'

'And his daughter,' said Brown, with a throbbing heart, 'is going
to be married into a great family too, as I have heard?'

'What, into the Hazlewoods'?' said the pilot. 'Na, na, that's but
idle clashes; every Sabbath day, as regularly as it came round,
did the young man ride hame wi' the daughter of the late
Ellangowan; and my daughter Peggy's in the service up at
Woodbourne, and she says she's sure young Hazlewood thinks nae
mair of Miss Mannering than you do.'

Bitterly censuring his own precipitate adoption of a contrary
belief, Brown yet heard with delight that the suspicions of
Julia's fidelity, upon which he had so rashly acted, were probably
void of foundation. How must he in the meantime be suffering in
her opinion? or what could she suppose of conduct which must have
made him appear to her regardless alike of her peace of mind and
of the interests of their affection? The old man's connexion with
the family at Woodbourne seemed to offer a safe mode of
communication, of which he determined to avail himself.

'Your daughter is a maid-servant at Woodbourne? I knew Miss
Mannering in India, and, though I am at present in an inferior
rank of life, I have great reason to hope she would interest
herself in my favour. I had a quarrel unfortunately with her
father, who was my commanding officer, and I am sure the young
lady would endeavour to reconcile him to me. Perhaps your daughter
could deliver a letter to her upon the subject, without making
mischief between her father and her?'

The old man, a friend to smuggling of every kind, readily answered
for the letter's being faithfully and secretly delivered; and,
accordingly, as soon as they arrived at Allonby Brown wrote to
Miss Mannering, stating the utmost contrition for what had
happened through his rashness, and conjuring her to let him have
an opportunity of pleading his own cause, and obtaining
forgiveness for his indiscretion. He did not judge it safe to go
into any detail concerning the circumstances by which he had been
misled, and upon the whole endeavoured to express himself with
such ambiguity that, if the letter should fall into wrong hands,
it would be difficult either to understand its real purport or to
trace the writer. This letter the old man undertook faithfully to
deliver to his daughter at Woodbourne; and, as his trade would
speedily again bring him or his boat to Allonby, he promised
farther to take charge of any answer with which the young lady
might entrust him.

And now our persecuted traveller landed at Allonby, and sought for
such accommodations as might at once suit his temporary poverty
and his desire of remaining as much unobserved as possible. With
this view he assumed the name and profession of his friend Dudley,
having command enough of the pencil to verify his pretended
character to his host of Allonby. His baggage he pretended to
expect from Wigton; and keeping himself as much within doors as
possible, awaited the return of the letters which he had sent to
his agent, to Delaserre, and to his lieutenant-colonel. From the
first he requested a supply of money; he conjured Delaserre, if
possible, to join him in Scotland; and from the lieutenant-colonel
he required such testimony of his rank and conduct in the regiment
as should place his character as a gentleman and officer beyond
the power of question. The inconvenience of being run short in his
finances struck him so strongly that he wrote to Dinmont on that
subject, requesting a small temporary loan, having no doubt that,
being within sixty or seventy miles of his residence, he should
receive a speedy as well as favourable answer to his request of
pecuniary accommodation, which was owing, as he stated, to his
having been robbed after their parting. And then, with impatience
enough, though without any serious apprehension, he waited the
answers of these various letters.

It must be observed, in excuse of his correspondents, that the
post was then much more tardy than since Mr. Palmer's ingenious
invention has taken place; and with respect to honest Dinmont in
particular, as he rarely received above one letter a quarter
(unless during the time of his being engaged in a law-suit, when
he regularly sent to the post-town), his correspondence usually
remained for a month or two sticking in the postmaster's window
among pamphlets, gingerbread, rolls, or ballads, according to the
trade which the said postmaster exercised. Besides, there was then
a custom, not yet wholly obsolete, of causing a letter from one
town to another, perhaps within the distance of thirty miles,
perform a circuit of two hundred miles before delivery; which had
the combined advantage of airing the epistle thoroughly, of adding
some pence to the revenue of the post-office, and of exercising
the patience of the correspondents. Owing to these circumstances
Brown remained several days in Allonby without any answers
whatever, and his stock of money, though husbanded with the utmost
economy, began to wear very low, when he received by the hands of
a young fisherman the following letter:--

'You have acted with the most cruel indiscretion; you have shown
how little I can trust to your declarations that my peace and
happiness are dear to you; and your rashness has nearly occasioned
the death of a young man of the highest worth and honour. Must I
say more? must I add that I have been myself very ill in
consequence of your violence and its effects? And, alas! need I
say still farther, that I have thought anxiously upon them as they
are likely to affect you, although you have given me such slight
cause to do so? The C. is gone from home for several days, Mr. H.
is almost quite recovered, and I have reason to think that the
blame is laid in a quarter different from that where it is
deserved. Yet do not think of venturing here. Our fate has been
crossed by accidents of a nature too violent and terrible to
permit me to think of renewing a correspondence which has so often
threatened the most dreadful catastrophe. Farewell, therefore, and
believe that no one can wish your happiness more sincerely than

    'J. M.'

This letter contained that species of advice which is frequently
given for the precise purpose that it may lead to a directly
opposite conduct from that which it recommends. At least so
thought Brown, who immediately asked the young fisherman if he
came from Portanferry.

'Ay,' said the lad; 'I am auld Willie Johnstone's son, and I got
that letter frae my sister Peggy, that's laundry maid at

'My good friend, when do you sail?'

'With the tide this evening.'

'I'll return with you; but, as I do not desire to go to
Portanferry, I wish you could put me on shore somewhere on the

'We can easily do that,' said the lad.

Although the price of provisions, etc., was then very moderate,
the discharging his lodgings, and the expense of his living,
together with that of a change of dress, which safety as well as a
proper regard to his external appearance rendered necessary,
brought Brown's purse to a very low ebb. He left directions at the
post-office that his letters should be forwarded to Kippletringan,
whither he resolved to proceed and reclaim the treasure which he
had deposited in the hands of Mrs. MacCandlish. He also felt it
would be his duty to assume his proper character as soon as he
should receive the necessary evidence for supporting it, and, as
an officer in the king's service, give and receive every
explanation which might be necessary with young Hazlewood. 'If he
is not very wrong-headed indeed,' he thought, 'he must allow the
manner in which I acted to have been the necessary consequence of
his own overbearing conduct.'

And now we must suppose him once more embarked on the Solway
Firth. The wind was adverse, attended by some rain, and they
struggled against it without much assistance from the tide. The
boat was heavily laden with goods (part of which were probably
contraband), and laboured deep in the sea. Brown, who had been
bred a sailor, and was indeed skilled in most athletic exercises,
gave his powerful and effectual assistance in rowing, or
occasionally in steering the boat, and his advice in the
management, which became the more delicate as the wind increased,
and, being opposed to the very rapid tides of that coast, made the
voyage perilous. At length, after spending the whole night upon
the firth, they were at morning within sight of a beautiful bay
upon the Scottish coast. The weather was now more mild. The snow,
which had been for some time waning, had given way entirely under
the fresh gale of the preceding night. The more distant hills,
indeed, retained their snowy mantle, but all the open country was
cleared, unless where a few white patches indicated that it had
been drifted to an uncommon depth. Even under its wintry
appearance the shore was highly interesting. The line of sea-
coast, with all its varied curves, indentures, and embayments,
swept away from the sight on either hand, in that varied,
intricate, yet graceful and easy line which the eye loves so well
to pursue. And it was no less relieved and varied in elevation
than in outline by the different forms of the shore, the beach in
some places being edged by steep rocks, and in others rising
smoothly from the sands in easy and swelling slopes. Buildings of
different kinds caught and reflected the wintry sunbeams of a
December morning, and the woods, though now leafless, gave relief
and variety to the landscape. Brown felt that lively and awakening
interest which taste and sensibility always derive from the
beauties of nature when opening suddenly to the eye after the
dulness and gloom of a night voyage. Perhaps--for who can presume
to analyse that inexplicable feeling which binds the person born
in a mountainous country to, his native hills--perhaps some early
associations, retaining their effect long after the cause was
forgotten, mingled in the feelings of pleasure with which he
regarded the scene before him.

'And what,' said Brown to the boatman, 'is the name of that fine
cape that stretches into the sea with its sloping banks and
hillocks of wood, and forms the right side of the bay?'

'Warroch Point,' answered the lad.

'And that old castle, my friend, with the modern house situated
just beneath it? It seems at this distance a very large building.'

'That's the Auld Place, sir; and that's the New Place below it.
We'll land you there if you like.'

'I should like it of all things. I must visit that ruin before I
continue my journey.'

'Ay, it's a queer auld bit,' said the fisherman; 'and that highest
tower is a gude landmark as far as Ramsay in Man and the Point of
Ayr; there was muckle fighting about the place lang syne.'

Brown would have inquired into farther particulars, but a
fisherman is seldom an antiquary. His boatman's local knowledge
was summed up in the information already given, 'that it was a
grand landmark, and that there had been muckle fighting about the
bit lang syne.'

'I shall learn more of it,' said Brown to himself, 'when I get

The boat continued its course close under the point upon which the
castle was situated, which frowned from the summit of its rocky
site upon the still agitated waves of the bay beneath. 'I
believe,' said the steersman, 'ye'll get ashore here as dry as ony
gate. There's a place where their berlins and galleys, as they
ca'd them, used to lie in lang syne, but it's no used now, because
it's ill carrying gudes up the narrow stairs or ower the rocks.
Whiles of a moonlight night I have landed articles there, though.'

While he thus spoke they pulled round a point of rock, and found a
very small harbour, partly formed by nature, partly by the
indefatigable labour of the ancient inhabitants of the castle,
who, as the fisherman observed, had found it essential for the
protection of their boats and small craft, though it could not
receive vessels of any burden. The two points of rock which formed
the access approached each other so nearly that only one boat
could enter at a time. On each side were still remaining two
immense iron rings, deeply morticed into the solid rock. Through
these, according to tradition, there was nightly drawn a huge
chain, secured by an immense padlock, for the protection of the
haven and the armada which it contained. A ledge of rock had, by
the assistance of the chisel and pickaxe, been formed into a sort
of quay. The rock was of extremely hard consistence, and the task
so difficult that, according to the fisherman, a labourer who
wrought at the work might in the evening have carried home in his
bonnet all the shivers which he had struck from the mass in the
course of the day. This little quay communicated with a rude
staircase, already repeatedly mentioned, which descended from the
old castle. There was also a communication between the beach and
the quay, by scrambling over the rocks.

'Ye had better land here,' said the lad, 'for the surf's running
high at the Shellicoat Stane, and there will no be a dry thread
amang us or we get the cargo out. Na! na! (in answer to an offer
of money) ye have wrought for your passage, and wrought far better
than ony o' us. Gude day to ye; I wuss ye weel.'

So saying, he pushed oil in order to land his cargo on the
opposite side of the bay; and Brown, with a small bundle in his
hand, containing the trifling stock of necessaries which he had
been obliged to purchase at Allonby, was left on the rocks beneath
the ruin.

And thus, unconscious as the most absolute stranger, and in
circumstances which, if not destitute, were for the present highly
embarrassing, without the countenance of a friend within the
circle of several hundred miles, accused of a heavy crime, and,
what was as bad as all the rest, being nearly penniless, did the
harassed wanderer for the first time after the interval of so many
years approach the remains of the castle where his ancestors had
exercised all but regal dominion.


          Yes ye moss-green walls,
     Ye towers defenceless, I revisit ye
     Shame-stricken! Where are all your trophies now?
     Your thronged courts, the revelry, the tumult,
     That spoke the grandeur of my house, the homage
     Of neighbouring barons?

          Mysterious Mother.

Entering the castle of Ellangowan by a postern doorway which
showed symptoms of having been once secured with the most jealous
care, Brown (whom, since he has set foot upon the property of his
fathers, we shall hereafter call by his father's name of Bertram)
wandered from one ruined apartment to another, surprised at the
massive strength of some parts of the building, the rude and
impressive magnificence of others, and the great extent of the
whole. In two of these rooms, close beside each other, he saw
signs of recent habitation. In one small apartment were empty
bottles, half-gnawed bones, and dried fragments of bread. In the
vault which adjoined, and which was defended by a strong door,
then left open, he observed a considerable quantity of straw, and
in both were the relics of recent fires. How little was it
possible for Bertram to conceive that such trivial circumstances
were closely connected with incidents affecting his prosperity,
his honour, perhaps his life!

After satisfying his curiosity by a hasty glance through the
interior of the castle, Bertram now advanced through the great
gateway which opened to the land, and paused to look upon the
noble landscape which it commanded. Having in vain endeavoured to
guess the position of Woodbourne, and having nearly ascertained
that of Kippletringan, he turned to take a parting look at the
stately ruins which he had just traversed. He admired the massive
and picturesque effect of the huge round towers, which, flanking
the gateway, gave a double portion of depth and majesty to the
high yet gloomy arch under which it opened. The carved stone
escutcheon of the ancient family, bearing for their arms three
wolves' heads, was hung diagonally beneath the helmet and crest,
the latter being a wolf couchant pierced with an arrow. On either
side stood as supporters, in full human size or larger, a salvage
man PROPER, to use the language of heraldry, WREATHED AND
CINCTURED, and holding in his hand an oak tree ERADICATED, that
is, torn up by the roots.

'And the powerful barons who owned this blazonry,' thought
Bertram, pursuing the usual train of ideas which flows upon the
mind at such scenes--'do their posterity continue to possess the
lands which they had laboured to fortify so strongly? or are they
wanderers, ignorant perhaps even of the fame or power of their
fore-fathers, while their hereditary possessions are held by a
race of strangers? Why is it,' he thought, continuing to follow
out the succession of ideas which the scene prompted--'why is it
that some scenes awaken thoughts which belong as it were to dreams
of early and shadowy recollection, such as my old Brahmin moonshie
would have ascribed to a state of previous existence? Is it the
visions of our sleep that float confusedly in our memory, and are
recalled by the appearance of such real objects as in any respect
correspond to the phantoms they presented to our imagination? How
often do we find ourselves in society which we have never before
met, and yet feel impressed with a mysterious and ill-defined
consciousness that neither the scene, the speakers, nor the
subject are entirely new; nay, feel as if we could anticipate that
part of the conversation which has not yet taken place! It is even
so with me while I gaze upon that ruin; nor can I divest myself of
the idea that these massive towers and that dark gateway, retiring
through its deep-vaulted and ribbed arches, and dimly lighted by
the courtyard beyond, are not entirely strange to me. Can it be
that they have been familiar to me in infancy, and that I am to
seek in their vicinity those friends of whom my childhood has
still a tender though faint remembrance, and whom I early
exchanged for such severe task-masters? Yet Brown, who, I think,
would not have deceived me, always told me I was brought off from
the eastern coast, after a skirmish in which my father was killed;
and I do remember enough of a horrid scene of violence to
strengthen his account.'

It happened that the spot upon which young Bertram chanced to
station himself for the better viewing the castle was nearly the
same on which his father had died. It was marked by a large old
oak-tree, the only one on the esplanade, and which, having been
used for executions by the barons of Ellangowan, was called the
Justice Tree. It chanced, and the coincidence was remarkable, that
Glossin was this morning engaged with a person whom he was in the
habit of consulting in such matters concerning some projected
repairs and a large addition to the house of Ellangowan, and that,
having no great pleasure in remains so intimately connected with
the grandeur of the former inhabitants, he had resolved to use the
stones of the ruinous castle in his new edifice. Accordingly he
came up the bank, followed by the land-surveyor mentioned on a
former occasion, who was also in the habit of acting as a sort of
architect in case of necessity. In drawing the plans, etc.,
Glossin was in the custom of relying upon his own skill. Bertram's
back was towards them as they came up the ascent, and he was quite
shrouded by the branches of the large tree, so that Glossin was
not aware of the presence of the stranger till he was close upon

'Yes, sir, as I have often said before to you, the Old Place is a
perfect quarry of hewn stone, and it would be better for the
estate if it were all down, since it is only a den for smugglers.'
At this instant Bertram turned short round upon Glossin at the
distance of two yards only, and said--'Would you destroy this fine
old castle, sir?'

His face, person, and voice were so exactly those of his father in
his best days, that Glossin, hearing his exclamation, and seeing
such a sudden apparition in the shape of his patron, and on nearly
the very spot where he had expired, almost thought the grave had
given up its dead! He staggered back two or three paces, as if he
had received a sudden and deadly wound. He instantly recovered,
however, his presence of mind, stimulated by the thrilling
reflection that it was no inhabitant of the other world which
stood before him, but an injured man whom the slightest want of
dexterity on his part might lead to acquaintance with his rights,
and the means of asserting them to his utter destruction. Yet his
ideas were so much confused by the shock he had received that his
first question partook of the alarm.

'In the name of God, how came you here?' said Glossin.

'How came I here?' repeated Bertram, surprised at the solemnity of
the address; 'I landed a quarter of an hour since in the little
harbour beneath the castle, and was employing a moment's leisure
in viewing these fine ruins. I trust there is no intrusion?'

'Intrusion, sir? No, sir,' said Glossin, in some degree recovering
his breath, and then whispered a few words into his companion's
ear, who immediately left him and descended towards the house.
'Intrusion, sir? no, sir; you or any gentleman are welcome to
satisfy your curiosity.'

'I thank you, sir,' said Bertram. 'They call this the Old Place, I
am informed?'

'Yes, sir; in distinction to the New Place, my house there below.'

Glossin, it must be remarked, was, during the following dialogue,
on the one hand eager to learn what local recollections young
Bertram had retained of the scenes of his infancy, and on the
other compelled to be extremely cautious in his replies, lest he
should awaken or assist, by some name, phrase, or anecdote, the
slumbering train of association. He suffered, indeed, during the
whole scene the agonies which he so richly deserved; yet his pride
and interest, like the fortitude of a North American Indian,
manned him to sustain the tortures inflicted at once by the
contending stings of a guilty conscience, of hatred, of fear, and
of suspicion.

'I wish to ask the name, sir,' said Bertram, 'of the family to
whom this stately ruin belongs.'

'It is my property, sir; my name is Glossin.'

'Glossin--Glossin?' repeated Bertram, as if the answer were
somewhat different from what he expected. 'I beg your pardon, Mr.
Glossin; I am apt to be very absent. May I ask if the castle has
been long in your family?'

'It was built, I believe, long ago by a family called Mac-
Dingawaie,' answered Glossin, suppressing for obvious reasons the
more familiar sound of Bertram, which might have awakened the
recollections which he was anxious to lull to rest, and slurring
with an evasive answer the question concerning the endurance of
his own possession.

'And how do you read the half-defaced motto, sir,' said Bertram,
'which is upon that scroll above the entablature with the arms?'

'I--I--I really do not exactly know,' replied Glossin.

'I should be apt to make it out, OUR RIGHT MAKES OUR MIGHT.'

'I believe it is something of that kind,' said Glossin.

'May I ask, sir,' said the stranger, 'if it is your family motto?'

'N--n--no--no--not ours. That is, I believe, the motto of the
former people; mine is--mine is--in fact, I have had some
correspondence with Mr. Cumming of the Lyon Office in Edinburgh
about mine. He writes me the Glossins anciently bore for a motto,
"He who takes it, makes it."'

'If there be any uncertainty, sir, and the case were mine,' said
Bertram, 'I would assume the old motto, which seems to me the
better of the two.'

Glossin, whose tongue by this time clove to the roof of his mouth,
only answered by a nod.

'It is odd enough,' said Bertram, fixing his eye upon the arms and
gateway, and partly addressing Glossin, partly as it were thinking
aloud--'it is odd the tricks which our memory plays us. The
remnants of an old prophecy, or song, or rhyme of some kind or
other, return to my recollection on hearing that motto; stay--it
is a strange jingle of sounds:--

     The dark shall be light,
     And the wrong made right,
     When Bertram's right and Bertram's might
     Shall meet on---

I cannot remember the last line--on some particular height; HEIGHT
is the rhyme, I am sure; but I cannot hit upon the preceding

'Confound your memory,' muttered Glossin, 'you remember by far too
much of it!'

'There are other rhymes connected with these early recollections,'
continued the young man. 'Pray, sir, is there any song current in
this part of the world respecting a daughter of the King of the
Isle of Man eloping with a Scottish knight?'

'I am the worst person in the world to consult upon legendary
antiquities,' answered Glossin.

'I could sing such a ballad,' said Bertram, 'from one end to
another when I was a boy. You must know I left Scotland, which is
my native country, very young, and those who brought me up
discouraged all my attempts to preserve recollection of my native
land, on account, I believe, of a boyish wish which I had to
escape from their charge.'

'Very natural,' said Glossin, but speaking as if his utmost
efforts were unable to unseal his lips beyond the width of a
quarter of an inch, so that his whole utterance was a kind of
compressed muttering, very different from the round, bold,
bullying voice with which he usually spoke. Indeed, his appearance
and demeanour during all this conversation seemed to diminish even
his strength and stature; so that he appeared to wither into the
shadow of himself, now advancing one foot, now the other, now
stooping and wriggling his shoulders, now fumbling with the
buttons of his waistcoat, now clasping his hands together; in
short, he was the picture of a mean-spirited, shuffling rascal in
the very agonies of detection. To these appearances Bertram was
totally inattentive, being dragged on as it were by the current of
his own associations. Indeed, although he addressed Glossin, he
was not so much thinking of him as arguing upon the embarrassing
state of his own feelings and recollection. 'Yes,' he said, 'I
preserved my language among the sailors, most of whom spoke
English, and when I could get into a corner by myself I used to
sing all that song over from beginning to end; I have forgot it
all now, but I remember the tune well, though I cannot guess what
should at present so strongly recall it to my memory.'

He took his flageolet from his pocket and played a simple melody.
Apparently the tune awoke the corresponding associations of a
damsel who, close beside a fine spring about halfway down the
descent, and which had once supplied the castle with water, was
engaged in bleaching linen. She immediately took up the song:--

     'Are these the Links of Forth, she said,
       Or are they the crooks of Dee,
     Or the bonnie woods of Warroch Head
       That I so fain would see?'

'By heaven,' said Bertram, 'it is the very ballad! I must learn
these words from the girl.'

'Confusion!' thought Glossin; 'if I cannot put a stop to this all
will be out. O the devil take all ballads and ballad-makers and
ballad-singers! and that d--d jade too, to set up her pipe!'--'You
will have time enough for this on some other occasion,' he said
aloud; 'at present' (for now he saw his emissary with two or three
men coming up the bank)--'at present we must have some more
serious conversation together.'

'How do you mean, sir?' said Bertram, turning short upon him, and
not liking the tone which he made use of.

'Why, sir, as to that--I believe your name is Brown?' said
Glossin. 'And what of that, sir?'

Glossin looked over his shoulder to see how near his party had
approached; they were coming fast on. 'Vanbeest Brown? if I
mistake not.'

'And what of that, sir?' said Bertram, with increasing
astonishment and displeasure.

'Why, in that case,' said Glossin, observing his friends had now
got upon the level space close beside them--'in that case you are
my prisoner in the king's name!' At the same time he stretched his
hand towards Bertram's collar, while two of the men who had come
up seized upon his arms; he shook himself, however, free of their
grasp by a violent effort, in which he pitched the most
pertinacious down the bank, and, drawing his cutlass, stood on the
defensive, while those who had felt his strength recoiled from his
presence and gazed at a safe distance. 'Observe,' he called out at
the same time, 'that I have no purpose to resist legal authority;
satisfy me that you have a magistrate's warrant, and are
authorised to make this arrest, and I will obey it quietly; but
let no man who loves his life venture to approach me till I am
satisfied for what crime, and by whose authority, I am

Glossin then caused one of the officers show a warrant for the
apprehension of Vanbeest Brown, accused of the crime of wilfully
and maliciously shooting at Charles Hazlewood, younger of
Hazlewood, with an intent to kill, and also of other crimes and
misdemeanours, and which appointed him, having been so
apprehended, to be brought before the next magistrate for
examination. The warrant being formal, and the fact such as he
could not deny, Bertram threw down his weapon and submitted
himself to the officers, who, flying on him with eagerness
corresponding to their former pusillanimity, were about to load
him with irons, alleging the strength and activity which he had
displayed as a justification of this severity. But Glossin was
ashamed or afraid to permit this unnecessary insult, and directed
the prisoner to be treated with all the decency, and even respect,
that was consistent with safety. Afraid, however, to introduce him
into his own house, where still further subjects of recollection
might have been suggested, and anxious at the same time to cover
his own proceedings by the sanction of another's authority, he
ordered his carriage (for he had lately set up a carriage) to be
got ready, and in the meantime directed refreshments to be given
to the prisoner and the officers, who were consigned to one of the
rooms in the old castle, until the means of conveyance for
examination before a magistrate should be provided.


     Bring in the evidence.
     Thou robed man of justice, take thy place,
     And thou, his yoke-fellow of equity,
     Bench by his side; you are of the commission,
     Sit you too.

          King Lear.

While the carriage was getting ready, Glossin had a letter to
compose, about which he wasted no small time. It was to his
neighbour, as he was fond of calling him, Sir Robert Hazlewood of
Hazlewood, the head of an ancient and powerful interest in the
county, which had in the decadence of the Ellangowan family
gradually succeeded to much of their authority and influence. The
present representative of the family was an elderly man, dotingly
fond of his own family, which was limited to an only son and
daughter, and stoically indifferent to the fate of all mankind
besides. For the rest, he was honourable in his general dealings
because he was afraid to suffer the censure of the world, and just
from a better motive. He was presumptuously over-conceited on the
score of family pride and importance, a feeling considerably
enhanced by his late succession to the title of a Nova Scotia
baronet; and he hated the memory of the Ellangowan family, though
now a memory only, because a certain baron of that house was
traditionally reported to have caused the founder of the Hazlewood
family hold his stirrup until he mounted into his saddle. In his
general deportment he was pompous and important, affecting a
species of florid elocution, which often became ridiculous from
his misarranging the triads and quaternions with which he loaded
his sentences.

To this personage Glossin was now to write in such a conciliatory
style as might be most acceptable to his vanity and family pride,
and the following was the form of his note:--

'Mr. Gilbert Glossin' (he longed to add of Ellangowan, but
prudence prevailed, and he suppressed that territorial
designation)--'Mr. Gilbert Glossin has the honour to offer his
most respectful compliments to Sir Robert Hazlewood, and to inform
him that he has this morning been fortunate enough to secure the
person who wounded Mr. C. Hazlewood. As Sir Robert Hazlewood may
probably choose to conduct the examination of this criminal
himself, Mr. G. Glossin will cause the man to be carried to the
inn at Kippletringan or to Hazlewood House, as Sir Robert
Hazlewood may be pleased to direct. And, with Sir Robert
Hazlewood's permission, Mr. G. Glossin will attend him at either
of these places with the proofs and declarations which he has been
so fortunate as to collect respecting this atrocious business.'


     'Sir ROBERT HAZLEWOOD of Hazlewood, Bart.
     'Hazlewood House, etc. etc.

     'ELLN GN.


This note he despatched by a servant on horseback, and having
given the man some time to get ahead, and desired him to ride
fast, he ordered two officers of justice to get into the carriage
with Bertram; and he himself, mounting his horse, accompanied them
at a slow pace to the point where the roads to Kippletringan and
Hazlewood House separated, and there awaited the return of his
messenger, in order that his farther route might be determined by
the answer he should receive from the Baronet. In about half an
hour, his servant returned with the following answer, handsomely
folded, and sealed with the Hazlewood arms, having the Nova Scotia
badge depending from the shield:--

'Sir Robert Hazlewood of Hazlewood returns Mr. G. Glossin's
compliments, and thanks him for the trouble he has taken in a
matter affecting the safety of Sir Robert's family. Sir R.H.
requests Mr. G.G. will have the goodness to bring the prisoner to
Hazlewood House for examination, with the other proofs or
declarations which he mentions. And after the business is over, in
case Mr. G.G. is not otherwise engaged, Sir R. and Lady Hazlewood
request his company to dinner.'


     'Mr. GILBERT GLOSSIN, etc.
     'HAZLEWOOD HOUSE, Tuesday.'

'Soh!' thought Mr. Glossin, 'here is one finger in at least, and
that I will make the means of introducing my whole hand. But I
must first get clear of this wretched young fellow. I think I can
manage Sir Robert. He is dull and pompous, and will be alike
disposed to listen to my suggestions upon the law of the case and
to assume the credit of acting upon them as his own proper motion.
So I shall have the advantage of being the real magistrate,
without the odium of responsibility.'

As he cherished these hopes and expectations, the carriage
approached Hazlewood House through a noble avenue of old oaks,
which shrouded the ancient abbey-resembling building so called. It
was a large edifice, built at different periods, part having
actually been a priory, upon the suppression of which, in the time
of Queen Mary, the first of the family had obtained a gift of the
house and surrounding lands from the crown. It was pleasantly
situated in a large deer-park, on the banks of the river we have
before mentioned. The scenery around was of a dark, solemn, and
somewhat melancholy cast, according well with the architecture of
the house. Everything appeared to be kept in the highest possible
order, and announced the opulence and rank of the proprietor.

As Mr. Glossin's carriage stopped at the door of the hall, Sir
Robert reconnoitred the new vehicle from the windows. According to
his aristocratic feelings, there was a degree of presumption in
this novus homo, this Mr. Gilbert Glossin, late writer in---,
presuming to set up such an accommodation at all; but his wrath
was mitigated when he observed that the mantle upon the panels
only bore a plain cipher of G.G. This apparent modesty was indeed
solely owing to the delay of Mr. Gumming of the Lyon Office, who,
being at that time engaged in discovering and matriculating the
arms of two commissaries from North America, three English-Irish
peers, and two great Jamaica traders, had been more slow than
usual in finding an escutcheon for the new Laird of Ellangowan.
But his delay told to the advantage of Glossin in the opinion of
the proud Baronet.

While the officers of justice detained their prisoner in a sort of
steward's room, Mr. Glossin was ushered into what was called the
great oak-parlour, a long room, panelled with well-varnished
wainscot, and adorned with the grim portraits of Sir Robert
Hazlewood's ancestry. The visitor, who had no internal
consciousness of worth to balance that of meanness of birth, felt
his inferiority, and by the depth of his bow and the
obsequiousness of his demeanour showed that the Laird of
Ellangowan was sunk for the time in the old and submissive habits
of the quondam retainer of the law. He would have persuaded
himself, indeed, that he was only humouring the pride of the old
Baronet for the purpose of turning it to his own advantage, but
his feelings were of a mingled nature, and he felt the influence
of those very prejudices which he pretended to flatter.

The Baronet received his visitor with that condescending parade
which was meant at once to assert his own vast superiority, and to
show the generosity and courtesy with which he could waive it, and
descend to the level of ordinary conversation with ordinary men.
He thanked Glossin for his attention to a matter in which 'young
Hazlewood' was so intimately concerned, and, pointing to his
family pictures, observed, with a gracious smile, 'Indeed, these
venerable gentlemen, Mr. Glossin, are as much obliged as I am in
this case for the labour, pains, care, and trouble which you have
taken in their behalf; and I have no doubt, were they capable of
expressing themselves, would join me, sir, in thanking you for the
favour you have conferred upon the house of Hazlewood by taking
care, and trouble, sir, and interest in behalf of the young
gentleman who is to continue their name and family.'

Thrice bowed Glossin, and each time more profoundly than before;
once in honour of the knight who stood upright before him, once in
respect to the quiet personages who patiently hung upon the
wainscot, and a third time in deference to the young gentleman who
was to carry on the name and family. Roturier as he was, Sir
Robert was gratified by the homage which he rendered, and
proceeded in a tone of gracious familiarity: 'And now, Mr.
Glossin, my exceeding good friend, you must allow me to avail
myself of your knowledge of law in our proceedings in this matter.
I am not much in the habit of acting as a justice of the peace; it
suits better with other gentlemen, whose domestic and family
affairs require less constant superintendence, attention, and
management than mine.'

Of course, whatever small assistance Mr. Glossin could render was
entirely at Sir Robert Hazlewood's service; but, as Sir Robert
Hazlewood's name stood high in the list of the faculty, the said
Mr. Glossin could not presume to hope it could be either necessary
or useful.

'Why, my good sir, you will understand me only to mean that I am
something deficient in the practical knowledge of the ordinary
details of justice business. I was indeed educated to the bar, and
might boast perhaps at one time that I had made some progress in
the speculative and abstract and abstruse doctrines of our
municipal code; but there is in the present day so little
opportunity of a man of family and fortune rising to that eminence
at the bar which is attained by adventurers who are as willing to
plead for John a' Nokes as for the first noble of the land, that I
was really early disgusted with practice. The first case, indeed,
which was laid on my table quite sickened me: it respected a
bargain, sir, of tallow between a butcher and a candlemaker; and I
found it was expected that I should grease my mouth not only with
their vulgar names, but with all the technical terms and phrases
and peculiar language of their dirty arts. Upon my honour, my good
sir, I have never been able to bear the smell of a tallow-candle

Pitying, as seemed to be expected, the mean use to which the
Baronet's faculties had been degraded on this melancholy occasion,
Mr. Glossin offered to officiate as clerk or assessor, or in any
way in which he could be most useful. 'And with a view to
possessing you of the whole business, and in the first place,
there will, I believe, be no difficulty in proving the main fact,
that this was the person who fired the unhappy piece. Should he
deny it, it can be proved by Mr. Hazlewood, I presume?'

'Young Hazlewood is not at home to-day, Mr. Glossin.'

'But we can have the oath of the servant who attended him,' said
the ready Mr. Glossin; 'indeed, I hardly think the fact will be
disputed. I am more apprehensive that, from the too favourable and
indulgent manner in which I have understood that Mr. Hazlewood has
been pleased to represent the business, the assault may be
considered as accidental, and the injury as unintentional, so that
the fellow may be immediately set at liberty to do more mischief.'

'I have not the honour to know the gentleman who now holds the
office of king's advocate,' replied Sir Robert, gravely; 'but I
presume, sir--nay, I am confident, that he will consider the mere
fact of having wounded young Hazlewood of Hazlewood, even by
inadvertency, to take the matter in its mildest and gentlest, and
in its most favourable and improbable, light, as a crime which
will be too easily atoned by imprisonment, and as more deserving
of deportation.'

'Indeed, Sir Robert,' said his assenting brother in justice, 'I am
entirely of your opinion; but, I don't know how it is, I have
observed the Edinburgh gentlemen of the bar, and even the officers
of the crown, pique themselves upon an indifferent administration
of justice, without respect to rank and family; and I should fear--'

'How, sir, without respect to rank and family? Will you tell me
THAT doctrine can be held by men of birth and legal education? No,
sir; if a trifle stolen in the street is termed mere pickery, but
is elevated into sacrilege if the crime be committed in a church,
so, according to the just gradations of society, the guilt of an
injury is enhanced by the rank of the person to whom it is
offered, done, or perpetrated, sir.'

Glossin bowed low to this declaration ex cathedra, but observed,
that in the case of the very worst, and of such unnatural
doctrines being actually held as he had already hinted, 'the law
had another hold on Mr. Vanbeest Brown.'

'Vanbeest Brown! is that the fellow's name? Good God! that young
Hazlewood of Hazlewood should have had his life endangered, the
clavicle of his right shoulder considerably lacerated and
dislodged, several large drops or slugs deposited in the acromion
process, as the account of the family surgeon expressly bears, and
all by an obscure wretch named Vanbeest Brown!'

'Why, really, Sir Robert, it is a thing which one can hardly bear
to think of; but, begging ten thousand pardons for resuming what I
was about to say, a person of the same name is, as appears from
these papers (producing Dirk Hatteraick's pocket-book), mate to
the smuggling vessel who offered such violence at Woodbourne, and
I have no doubt that this is the same individual; which, however,
your acute discrimination will easily be able to ascertain.'

'The same, my good sir, he must assuredly be; it would be
injustice even to the meanest of the people to suppose there could
be found among them TWO persons doomed to bear a name so shocking
to one's ears as this of Vanbeest Brown.' 'True, Sir Robert; most
unquestionably; there cannot be a shadow of doubt of it. But you
see farther, that this circumstance accounts for the man's
desperate conduct. You, Sir Robert, will discover the motive for
his crime--you, I say, will discover it without difficulty on your
giving your mind to the examination; for my part, I cannot help
suspecting the moving spring to have been revenge for the
gallantry with which Mr. Hazlewood, with all the spirit of his
renowned forefathers, defended the house at Woodbourne against
this villain and his lawless companions.'

'I will inquire into it, my good sir,' said the learned Baronet.
'Yet even now I venture to conjecture that I shall adopt the
solution or explanation of this riddle, enigma, or mystery which
you have in some degree thus started. Yes! revenge it must be;
and, good Heaven! entertained by and against whom? entertained,
fostered, cherished against young Hazlewood of Hazlewood, and in
part carried into effect, executed, and implemented by the hand of
Vanbeest Brown! These are dreadful days indeed, my worthy
neighbour (this epithet indicated a rapid advance in the Baronet's
good graces)--days when the bulwarks of society are shaken to
their mighty base, and that rank which forms, as it were, its
highest grace and ornament is mingled and confused with the viler
parts of the architecture. O, my good Mr. Gilbert Glossin, in my
time, sir, the use of swords and pistols, and such honourable
arms, was reserved by the nobility and gentry to themselves, and
the disputes of the vulgar were decided by the weapons which
nature had given them, or by cudgels cut, broken, or hewed out of
the next wood. But now, sir, the clouted shoe of the peasant galls
the kibe of the courtier. The lower ranks have their quarrels,
sir, and their points of honour, and their revenges, which they
must bring, forsooth, to fatal arbitrament. But well, well! it
will last my time. Let us have in this fellow, this Vanbeest
Brown, and make an end of him, at least for the present.'


     'Twas he
     Gave heat unto the injury, which returned,
     Like a petard ill lighted, into the bosom
     Of him gave fire to't. Yet I hope his hurt
     Is not so dangerous but he may recover

          Fair Maid of the Inn.

The prisoner was now presented before the two worshipful
magistrates. Glossin, partly from some compunctious visitings, and
partly out of his cautious resolution to suffer Sir Robert
Hazlewood to be the ostensible manager of the whole examination,
looked down upon the table, and busied himself with reading and
arranging the papers respecting the business, only now and then
throwing in a skilful catchword as prompter, when he saw the
principal, and apparently most active, magistrate stand in need of
a hint. As for Sir Robert Hazlewood, he assumed on his part a
happy mixture of the austerity of the justice combined with the
display of personal dignity appertaining to the baronet of ancient

'There, constables, let him stand there at the bottom of the
table. Be so good as look me in the face, sir, and raise your
voice as you answer the questions which I am going to put to you.'

'May I beg, in the first place, to know, sir, who it is that takes
the trouble to interrogate me?' said the prisoner; 'for the honest
gentlemen who have brought me here have not been pleased to
furnish any information upon that point.'

'And pray, sir,' answered Sir Robert, 'what has my name and
quality to do with the questions I am about to ask you?'

'Nothing, perhaps, sir,' replied Bertram; 'but it may considerably
influence my disposition to answer them.'

'Why, then, sir, you will please to be informed that you are in
presence of Sir Robert Hazlewood of Hazlewood, and another justice
of peace for this county--that's all.'

As this intimation produced a less stunning effect upon the
prisoner than he had anticipated, Sir Robert proceeded in his
investigation with an increasing dislike to the object of it.

'Is your name Vanbeest Brown, sir?'

'It is,' answered the prisoner.

'So far well; and how are we to design you farther, sir?' demanded
the Justice.

'Captain in his Majesty's---regiment of horse,' answered Bertram.

The Baronet's ears received this intimation with astonishment; but
he was refreshed in courage by an incredulous look from Glossin,
and by hearing him gently utter a sort of interjectional whistle,
in a note of surprise and contempt. 'I believe, my friend,' said
Sir Robert, 'we shall find for you, before we part, a more humble

'If you do, sir,' replied his prisoner, 'I shall willingly submit
to any punishment which such an imposture shall be thought to

'Well, sir, we shall see,' continued Sir Robert. 'Do you know
young Hazlewood of Hazlewood?'

'I never saw the gentleman who I am informed bears that name
excepting once, and I regret that it was under very unpleasant

'You mean to acknowledge, then,' said the Baronet, 'that you
inflicted upon young Hazlewood of Hazlewood that wound which
endangered his life, considerably lacerated the clavicle of his
right shoulder, and deposited, as the family surgeon declares,
several large drops or slugs in the acromion process?'

'Why, sir,' replied Bertram, 'I can only say I am equally ignorant
of and sorry for the extent of the damage which the young
gentleman has sustained. I met him in a narrow path, walking with
two ladies and a servant, and before I could either pass them or
address them, this young Hazlewood took his gun from his servant,
presented it against my body, and commanded me in the most haughty
tone to stand back. I was neither inclined to submit to his
authority nor to leave him in possession of the means to injure
me, which he seemed disposed to use with such rashness. I
therefore closed with him for the purpose of disarming him; and,
just as I had nearly effected my purpose, the piece went off
accidentally, and, to my regret then and since, inflicted upon the
young gentleman a severer chastisement than I desired, though I am
glad to understand it is like to prove no more than his unprovoked
folly deserved.'

'And so, sir,' said the Baronet, every feature swoln with offended
dignity, 'you, sir, admit, sir, that it was your purpose, sir, and
your intention, sir, and the real jet and object of your assault,
sir, to disarm young Hazlewood of Hazlewood of his gun, sir, or
his fowling-piece, or his fuzee, or whatever you please to call
it, sir, upon the king's highway, sir? I think this will do, my
worthy neighbour! I think he should stand committed?'

'You are by far the best judge, Sir Robert,' said Glossin, in his
most insinuating tone; 'but if I might presume to hint, there was
something about these smugglers.'

'Very true, good sir. And besides, sir, you, Vanbeest Brown, who
call yourself a captain in his Majesty's service, are no better or
worse than a rascally mate of a smuggler!'

'Really, sir,' said Bertram, 'you are an old gentleman, and acting
under some strange delusion, otherwise I should be very angry with

'Old gentleman, sir! strange delusion, sir!' said Sir Robert,
colouring with indignation. 'I protest and declare--Why, sir,
have you any papers or letters that can establish your pretended
rank and estate and commission?'

'None at present, sir,' answered Bertram; 'but in the return of a
post or two---'

'And how do you, sir,' continued the Baronet, 'if you are a
captain in his Majesty's service--how do you chance to be
travelling in Scotland without letters of introduction,
credentials, baggage, or anything belonging to your pretended
rank, estate, and condition, as I said before?'

'Sir,' replied the prisoner, 'I had the misfortune to be robbed of
my clothes and baggage.'

'Oho! then you are the gentleman who took a post-chaise from---to
Kippletringan, gave the boy the slip on the road, and sent two of
your accomplices to beat the boy and bring away the baggage?'

'I was, sir, in a carriage, as you describe, was obliged to alight
in the snow, and lost my way endeavouring to find the road to
Kippletringan. The landlady of the inn will inform you that on my
arrival there the next day, my first inquiries were after the

'Then give me leave to ask where you spent the night, not in the
snow, I presume? You do not suppose that will pass, or be taken,
credited, and received?'

'I beg leave,' said Bertram, his recollection turning to the gipsy
female and to the promise he had given her--'I beg leave to
decline answering that question.'

'I thought as much,' said Sir Robert. 'Were you not during that
night in the ruins of Derncleugh?--in the ruins of Derncleugh,

'I have told you that I do not intend answering that question,'
replied Bertram.

'Well, sir, then you will stand committed, sir,' said Sir Robert,
'and be sent to prison, sir, that's all, sir. Have the goodness to
look at these papers; are you the Vanbeest Brown who is there

It must be remarked that Glossin had shuffled among the papers
some writings which really did belong to Bertram, and which had
been found by the officers in the old vault where his portmanteau
was ransacked.

'Some of these papers,' said Bertram, looking over them, 'are
mine, and were in my portfolio when it was stolen from the post-
chaise. They are memoranda of little value, and, I see, have been
carefully selected as affording no evidence of my rank or
character, which many of the other papers would have established
fully. They are mingled with ship-accounts and other papers,
belonging apparently to a person of the same name.'

'And wilt thou attempt to persuade me, friend,' demanded Sir
Robert, 'that there are TWO persons in this country at the same
time of thy very uncommon and awkwardly sounding name?'

'I really do not see, sir, as there is an old Hazlewood and a
young Hazlewood, why there should not be an old and a young
Vanbeest Brown. And, to speak seriously, I was educated in
Holland, and I know that this name, however uncouth it may sound
in British ears---'

Glossin, conscious that the prisoner was now about to enter upon
dangerous ground, interfered, though the interruption was
unnecessary, for the purpose of diverting the attention of Sir
Robert Hazlewood, who was speechless and motionless with
indignation at the presumptuous comparison implied in Bertram's
last speech. In fact, the veins of his throat and of his temples
swelled almost to bursting, and he sat with the indignant and
disconcerted air of one who has received a mortal insult from a
quarter to which he holds it unmeet and indecorous to make any
reply. While, with a bent brow and an angry eye, he was drawing in
his breath slowly and majestically, and puffing it forth again
with deep and solemn exertion, Glossin stepped in to his
assistance. 'I should think now, Sir Robert, with great
submission, that this matter may be closed. One of the constables,
besides the pregnant proof already produced, offers to make oath
that the sword of which the prisoner was this morning deprived
(while using it, by the way, in resistance to a legal warrant) was
a cutlass taken from him in a fray between the officers and
smugglers just previous to their attack upon Woodbourne. And yet,'
he added, 'I would not have you form any rash construction upon
that subject; perhaps the young man can explain how he came by
that weapon.'

'That question, sir,' said Bertram, 'I shall also leave

'There is yet another circumstance to be inquired into, always
under Sir Robert's leave,' insinuated Glossin. 'This prisoner put
into the hands of Mrs. MacCandlish of Kippletringan a parcel
containing a variety of gold coins and valuable articles of
different kinds. Perhaps, Sir Robert, you might think it right to
ask how he came by property of a description which seldom occurs?'

'You, sir, Mr. Vanbeest Brown, sir, you hear the question, sir,
which the gentleman asks you?'

'I have particular reasons for declining to answer that question,'
answered Bertram.

'Then I am afraid, sir,' said Glossin, who had brought matters to
the point he desired to reach, 'our duty must lay us under the
necessity to sign a warrant of committal.'

'As you please, sir,' answered Bertram; 'take care, however, what
you do. Observe that I inform you that I am a captain in his
Majesty's---regiment, and that I am just returned from India, and
therefore cannot possibly be connected with any of those
contraband traders you talk of; that my lieutenant-colonel is now
at Nottingham, the major, with the officers of my corps, at
Kingston-upon-Thames. I offer before you both to submit to any
degree of ignominy if, within the return of the Kingston and
Nottingham posts, I am not able to establish these points. Or you
may write to the agent for the regiment if you please, and---'

'This is all very well, sir,' said Glossin, beginning to fear lest
the firm expostulation of Bertram should make some impression on
Sir Robert, who would almost have died of shame at committing such
a solecism as sending a captain of horse to jail--'this is all
very well, sir; but is there no person nearer whom you could refer

'There are only two persons in this country who know anything of
me,' replied the prisoner. 'One is a plain Liddesdale sheep-
farmer, called Dinmont of Charlie's Hope; but he knows nothing
more of me than what I told him, and what I now tell you.'

'Why, this is well enough, Sir Robert!' said Glossin. 'I suppose
he would bring forward this thick-skulled fellow to give his oath
of credulity, Sir Robert, ha, ha, ha!'

'And what is your other witness, friend?' said the Baronet.

'A gentleman whom I have some reluctance to mention because of
certain private reasons, but under whose command I served some
time in India, and who is too much a man of honour to refuse his
testimony to my character as a soldier and gentleman.'

'And who is this doughty witness, pray, sir?' said Sir Robert,'
some half-pay quartermaster or sergeant, I suppose?'

'Colonel Guy Mannering, late of the---regiment, in which, as I
told you, I have a troop.'

'Colonel Guy Mannering!' thought Glossin, 'who the devil could
have guessed this?'

'Colonel Guy Mannering?' echoed the Baronet, considerably shaken
in his opinion. 'My good sir,' apart to Glossin, 'the young man
with a dreadfully plebeian name and a good deal of modest
assurance has nevertheless something of the tone and manners and
feeling of a gentleman, of one at least who has lived in good
society; they do give commissions very loosely and carelessly and
inaccurately in India. I think we had better pause till Colonel
Mannering shall return; he is now, I believe, at Edinburgh.'

'You are in every respect the best judge, Sir Robert,' answered
Glossin--'in every possible respect. I would only submit to you
that we are certainly hardly entitled to dismiss this man upon an
assertion which cannot be satisfied by proof, and that we shall
incur a heavy responsibility by detaining him in private custody,
without committing him to a public jail. Undoubtedly, however, you
are the best judge, Sir Robert; and I would only say, for my own
part, that I very lately incurred severe censure by detaining a
person in a place which I thought perfectly secure, and under the
custody of the proper officers. The man made his escape, and I
have no doubt my own character for attention and circumspection as
a magistrate has in some degree suffered. I only hint this: I will
join in any step you, Sir Robert, think most advisable.' But Mr.
Glossin was well aware that such a hint was of power sufficient to
decide the motions of his self-important but not self-relying
colleague. So that Sir Robert Hazlewood summed up the business in
the following speech, which proceeded partly upon the supposition
of the prisoner being really a gentleman, and partly upon the
opposite belief that he was a villain and an assassin:--

'Sir, Mr. Vanbeest Brown--I would call you Captain Brown if there
was the least reason or cause or grounds to suppose that you are a
captain, or had a troop in the very respectable corps you mention,
or indeed in any other corps in his Majesty's service, as to which
circumstance I beg to be understood to give no positive, settled,
or unalterable judgment, declaration, or opinion,--I say,
therefore, sir, Mr. Brown, we have determined, considering the
unpleasant predicament in which you now stand, having been robbed,
as you say, an assertion as to which I suspend my opinion, and
being possessed of much and valuable treasure, and of a brass-
handled cutlass besides, as to your obtaining which you will
favour us with no explanation,--I say, sir, we have determined and
resolved and made up our minds to commit you to jail, or rather to
assign you an apartment therein, in order that you may be
forthcoming upon Colonel Mannering's return from Edinburgh.'

'With humble submission, Sir Robert,' said Glossin, 'may I inquire
if it is your purpose to send this young gentleman to the county
jail? For if that were not your settled intention, I would take
the liberty to hint that there would be less hardship in sending
him to the bridewell at Portanferry, where he can be secured
without public exposure, a circumstance which, on the mere chance
of his story being really true, is much to be avoided.'

'Why, there is a guard of soldiers at Portanferry, to be sure, for
protection of the goods in the custom-house; and upon the whole,
considering everything, and that the place is comfortable for such
a place, I say, all things considered, we will commit this person,
I would rather say authorise him to be detained, in the workhouse
at Portanferry.'

The warrant was made out accordingly, and Bertram was informed he
was next morning to be removed to his place of confinement, as Sir
Robert had determined he should not be taken there under cloud of
night, for fear of rescue. He was during the interval to be
detained at Hazlewood House.

'It cannot be so hard as my imprisonment by the looties in India,'
he thought; 'nor can it last so long. But the deuce take the old
formal dunderhead, and his more sly associate, who speaks always
under his breath; they cannot understand a plain man's story when
it is told them.'

In the meanwhile Glossin took leave of the Baronet with a thousand
respectful bows and cringing apologies for not accepting his
invitation to dinner, and venturing to hope he might be pardoned
in paying his respects to him, Lady Hazlewood, and young Mr.
Hazlewood on some future occasion.

'Certainly, sir,' said the Baronet, very graciously. 'I hope our
family was never at any time deficient in civility to our
neighbours; and when I ride that way, good Mr. Glossin, I will
convince you of this by calling at your house as familiarly as is
consistent--that is, as can be hoped or expected.'

'And now,' said Glossin to himself, 'to find Dirk Hatteraick and
his people, to get the guard sent off from the custom-house; and
then for the grand cast of the dice. Everything must depend upon
speed. How lucky that Mannering has betaken himself to Edinburgh!
His knowledge of this young fellow is a most perilous addition to
my dangers.' Here he suffered his horse to slacken his pace. 'What
if I should try to compound with the heir? It's likely he might be
brought to pay a round sum for restitution, and I could give up
Hatteraick. But no, no, no! there were too many eyes on me--
Hatteraick himself, and the gipsy sailor, and that old hag. No,
no! I must stick to my original plan.' And with that he struck his
spurs against his horse's flanks, and rode forward at a hard trot
to put his machines in motion.


     A prison is a house of care,
     A place where none can thrive,
     A touchstone true to try a friend,
     A grave for one alive
     Sometimes a place of right,
     Sometimes a place of wrong,
     Sometimes a place of rogues and thieves,
     And honest men among

          Inscription on Edinburgh Tolbooth

Early on the following morning the carriage which had brought
Bertram to Hazlewood House was, with his two silent and surly
attendants, appointed to convey him to his place of confinement at
Portanferry. This building adjoined to the custom-house
established at that little seaport, and both were situated so
close to the sea-beach that it was necessary to defend the back
part with a large and strong rampart or bulwark of huge stones,
disposed in a slope towards the surf, which often reached and
broke upon them. The front was surrounded by a high wall,
enclosing a small courtyard, within which the miserable inmates of
the mansion were occasionally permitted to take exercise and air.
The prison was used as a house of correction, and sometimes as a
chapel of ease to the county jail, which was old, and far from
being conveniently situated with reference to the Kippletringan
district of the county. Mac-Guffog, the officer by whom Bertram
had at first been apprehended, and who was now in attendance upon
him, was keeper of this palace of little-ease. He caused the
carriage to be drawn close up to the outer gate, and got out
himself to summon the warders. The noise of his rap alarmed some
twenty or thirty ragged boys, who left off sailing their mimic
sloops and frigates in the little pools of salt water left by the
receding tide, and hastily crowded round the vehicle to see what
luckless being was to be delivered to the prison-house out of
'Glossin's braw new carriage.' The door of the courtyard, after
the heavy clanking of many chains and bars, was opened by Mrs.
Mac-Guffog--an awful spectacle, being a woman for strength and
resolution capable of maintaining order among her riotous inmates,
and of administering the discipline of the house, as it was
called, during the absence of her husband, or when he chanced to
have taken an overdose of the creature. The growling voice of this
Amazon, which rivalled in harshness the crashing music of her own
bolts and bars, soon dispersed in every direction the little
varlets who had thronged around her threshold, and she next
addressed her amiable helpmate:--

'Be sharp, man, and get out the swell, canst thou not?'

'Hold your tongue and be d-d, you--,' answered her loving husband,
with two additional epithets of great energy, but which we beg to
be excused from repeating. Then addressing Bertram--'Come, will
you get out, my handy lad, or must we lend you a lift?'

Bertram came out of the carriage, and, collared by the constable
as he put his foot on the ground, was dragged, though he offered
no resistance, across the threshold, amid the continued shouts of
the little sansculottes, who looked on at such distance as their
fear of Mrs. Mac-Guffog permitted. The instant his foot had
crossed the fatal porch, the portress again dropped her chains,
drew her bolts, and, turning with both hands an immense key, took
it from the lock and thrust it into a huge side-pocket of red

Bertram was now in the small court already mentioned. Two or three
prisoners were sauntering along the pavement, and deriving as it
were a feeling of refreshment from the momentary glimpse with
which the opening door had extended their prospect to the other
side of a dirty street. Nor can this be thought surprising, when
it is considered that, unless on such occasions, their view was
confined to the grated front of their prison, the high and sable
walls of the courtyard, the heaven above them, and the pavement
beneath their feet--a sameness of landscape which, to use the
poet's expression, 'lay like a load on the wearied eye,' and had
fostered in some a callous and dull misanthropy, in others that
sickness of the heart which induces him who is immured already in
a living grave to wish for a sepulchre yet more calm and

Mac-Guffog, when they entered the courtyard, suffered Bertram to
pause for a minute and look upon his companions in affliction.
When he had cast his eye around on faces on which guilt and
despondence and low excess had fixed their stigma--upon the
spendthrift, and the swindler, and the thief, the bankrupt debtor,
the 'moping idiot, and the madman gay,' whom a paltry spirit of
economy congregated to share this dismal habitation, he felt his
heart recoil with inexpressible loathing from enduring the
contamination of their society even for a moment.

'I hope, sir,' he said to the keeper, 'you intend to assign me a
place of confinement apart?'

'And what should I be the better of that?'

'Why, sir, I can but be detained here a day or two, and it would
be very disagreeable to me to mix in the sort of company this
place affords.'

'And what do I care for that?'

'Why then, sir, to speak to your feelings,' said Bertram, 'I shall
be willing to make you a handsome compliment for this indulgence.'

'Ay, but when, Captain? when and how? that's the question, or
rather the twa questions,' said the jailor.

'When I am delivered, and get my remittances from England,'
answered the prisoner.

Mac-Guffog shook his head incredulously.

'Why, friend, you do not pretend to believe that I am really a
malefactor?' said Bertram.

'Why, I no ken,' said the fellow; 'but if you ARE on the account,
ye're nae sharp ane, that's the daylight o't.'

'And why do you say I am no sharp one?'

'Why, wha but a crack-brained greenhorn wad hae let them keep up
the siller that ye left at the Gordon Arms?' said the constable.
'Deil fetch me, but I wad have had it out o' their wames! Ye had
nae right to be strippit o' your money and sent to jail without a
mark to pay your fees; they might have keepit the rest o' the
articles for evidence. But why, for a blind bottle-head, did not
ye ask the guineas? and I kept winking and nodding a' the time,
and the donnert deevil wad never ance look my way!'

'Well, sir,' replied Bertram, 'if I have a title to have that
property delivered up to me, I shall apply for it; and there is a
good deal more than enough to pay any demand you can set up.'

'I dinna ken a bit about that,' said Mac-Guffog; 'ye may be here
lang eneugh. And then the gieing credit maun be considered in the
fees. But, however, as ye DO seem to be a chap by common, though
my wife says I lose by my good-nature, if ye gie me an order for
my fees upon that money I daresay Glossin will make it
forthcoming; I ken something about an escape from Ellangowan. Ay,
ay, he'll be glad to carry me through, and be neighbour-like.'

'Well, sir,' replied Bertram, 'if I am not furnished in a day or
two otherwise, you shall have such an order.'

'Weel, weel, then ye shall be put up like a prince,' said Mac-
Guffog. 'But mark ye me, friend, that we may have nae colly-
shangie afterhend, these are the fees that I always charge a swell
that must have his lib-ken to himsell:--Thirty shillings a week
for lodgings, and a guinea for garnish; half a guinea a week for a
single bed; and I dinna get the whole of it, for I must gie half a
crown out of it to Donald Laider that's in for sheep-stealing,
that should sleep with you by rule, and he'll expect clean strae,
and maybe some whisky beside. So I make little upon that.'

'Well, sir, go on.'

'Then for meat and liquor, ye may have the best, and I never
charge abune twenty per cent ower tavern price for pleasing a
gentleman that way; and that's little eneugh for sending in and
sending out, and wearing the lassie's shoon out. And then if ye're
dowie I will sit wi' you a gliff in the evening mysell, man, and
help ye out wi' your bottle. I have drank mony a glass wi'
Glossin, man, that did you up, though he's a justice now. And then
I'se warrant ye'll be for fire thir cauld nights, or if ye want
candle, that's an expensive article, for it's against the rules.
And now I've tell'd ye the head articles of the charge, and I
dinna think there's muckle mair, though there will aye be some odd
expenses ower and abune.'

'Well, sir, I must trust to your conscience, if ever you happened
to hear of such a thing; I cannot help myself.'

'Na, na, sir,' answered the cautious jailor, 'I'll no permit you
to be saying that. I'm forcing naething upon ye; an ye dinna like
the price, ye needna take the article. I force no man; I was only
explaining what civility was. But if ye like to take the common
run of the house, it's a' ane to me; I'll be saved trouble, that's

'Nay, my friend, I have, as I suppose you may easily guess, no
inclination to dispute your terms upon such a penalty,' answered
Bertram. 'Come, show me where I am to be, for I would fain be
alone for a little while.'

'Ay, ay, come along then, Captain,' said the fellow, with a
contortion of visage which he intended to be a smile; 'and I'll
tell you now--to show you that I HAVE a conscience, as ye ca't
--d--n me if I charge ye abune six-pence a day for the freedom o' the
court, and ye may walk in't very near three hours a day, and play
at pitch-and-toss and hand ba' and what not.'

With this gracious promise he ushered Bertram into the house, and
showed him up a steep and narrow stone staircase, at the top of
which was a strong door, clenched with iron and studded with
nails. Beyond this door was a narrow passage or gallery, having
three cells on each side, wretched vaults, with iron bed-frames
and straw mattresses. But at the farther end was a small apartment
of rather a more decent appearance, that is, having less the air
of a place of confinement, since, unless for the large lock and
chain upon the door, and the crossed and ponderous stanchions upon
the window, it rather resembled the 'worst inn's worst room.' It
was designed as a sort of infirmary for prisoners whose state of
health required some indulgence; and, in fact, Donald Laider,
Bertram's destined chum, had been just dragged out of one of the
two beds which it contained, to try whether clean straw and whisky
might not have a better chance to cure his intermitting fever.
This process of ejection had been carried into force by Mrs. Mac-
Guffog while her husband parleyed with Bertram in the courtyard,
that good lady having a distinct presentiment of the manner in
which the treaty must necessarily terminate. Apparently the
expulsion had not taken place without some application of the
strong hand, for one of the bed-posts of a sort of tent-bed was
broken down, so that the tester and curtains hung forward into the
middle of the narrow chamber, like the banner of a chieftain half-
sinking amid the confusion of a combat.

'Never mind that being out o' sorts, Captain,' said Mrs. Mac-
Guffog, who now followed them into the room; then, turning her
back to the prisoner, with as much delicacy as the action
admitted, she whipped from her knee her ferret garter, and applied
it to splicing and fastening the broken bed-post; then used more
pins than her apparel could well spare to fasten up the bed-
curtains in festoons; then shook the bed-clothes into something
like form; then flung over all a tattered patch-work quilt, and
pronounced that things were now 'something purpose-like.' 'And
there's your bed, Captain,' pointing to a massy four-posted hulk,
which, owing to the inequality of the floor, that had sunk
considerably (the house, though new, having been built by
contract), stood on three legs, and held the fourth aloft as if
pawing the air, and in the attitude of advancing like an elephant
passant upon the panel of a coach,--'there's your bed and the
blankets; but if ye want sheets, or bowster, or pillow, or ony
sort o' nappery for the table, or for your hands, ye'll hae to
speak to me about it, for that's out o' the gudeman's line (Mac-
Guffog had by this time left the room, to avoid, probably, any
appeal which might be made to him upon this new exaction), and he
never engages for ony thing like that.'

'In God's name,' said Bertram, 'let me have what is decent, and
make any charge you please.'

'Aweel, aweel, that's sune settled; we'll no excise you neither,
though we live sae near the custom-house. And I maun see to get
you some fire and some dinner too, I'se warrant; but your dinner
will be but a puir ane the day, no expecting company that would be
nice and fashious.' So saying, and in all haste, Mrs. Mac-Guffog
fetched a scuttle of live coals, and having replenished 'the rusty
grate, unconscious of a fire' for months before, she proceeded
with unwashed hands to arrange the stipulated bed-linen (alas, how
different from Ailie Dinmont's!), and, muttering to herself as she
discharged her task, seemed, in inveterate spleen of temper, to
grudge even those accommodations for which she was to receive
payment. At length, however, she departed, grumbling between her
teeth, that 'she wad rather lock up a haill ward than be fiking
about thae niff-naffy gentles that gae sae muckle fash wi' their

When she was gone Bertram found himself reduced to the alternative
of pacing his little apartment for exercise, or gazing out upon
the sea in such proportions as could be seen from the narrow panes
of his window, obscured by dirt and by close iron bars, or reading
over the records of brutal wit and blackguardism which despair had
scrawled upon the half-whitened walls. The sounds were as
uncomfortable as the objects of sight; the sullen dash of the
tide, which was now retreating, and the occasional opening and
shutting of a door, with all its accompaniments of jarring bolts
and creaking hinges, mingling occasionally with the dull monotony
of the retiring ocean. Sometimes, too, he could hear the hoarse
growl of the keeper, or the shriller strain of his helpmate,
almost always in the tone of discontent, anger, or insolence. At
other times the large mastiff chained in the courtyard answered
with furious bark the insults of the idle loiterers who made a
sport of incensing him.

At length the tedium of this weary space was broken by the
entrance of a dirty-looking serving-wench, who made some
preparations for dinner by laying a half-dirty cloth upon a whole-
dirty deal table. A knife and fork, which had not been worn out by
overcleaning, flanked a cracked delf plate; a nearly empty
mustard-pot, placed on one side of the table, balanced a salt-
cellar, containing an article of a greyish, or rather a blackish,
mixture, upon the other, both of stoneware, and bearing too
obvious marks of recent service. Shortly after, the same Hebe
brought up a plate of beef-collops, done in the frying-pan, with a
huge allowance of grease floating in an ocean of lukewarm water;
and, having added a coarse loaf to these savoury viands, she
requested to know what liquors the gentleman chose to order. The
appearance of this fare was not very inviting; but Bertram
endeavoured to mend his commons by ordering wine, which he found
tolerably good, and, with the assistance of some indifferent
cheese, made his dinner chiefly off the brown loaf. When his meal
was over the girl presented her master's compliments, and, if
agreeable to the gentleman, he would help him to spend the
evening. Bertram desired to be excused, and begged, instead of
this gracious society, that he might be furnished with paper, pen,
ink, and candles. The light appeared in the shape of one long
broken tallow-candle, inclining over a tin candlestick coated with
grease; as for the writing materials, the prisoner was informed
that he might have them the next day if he chose to send out to
buy them. Bertram next desired the maid to procure him a book, and
enforced his request with a shilling; in consequence of which,
after long absence, she reappeared with two odd volumes of the
'Newgate Calendar,' which she had borrowed from Sam Silverquill,
an idle apprentice, who was imprisoned under a charge of forgery.
Having laid the books on the table she retired, and left Bertram
to studies which were not ill adapted to his present melancholy


     But if thou shouldst be dragg'd in scorn
       To yonder ignominious tree,
     Thou shall not want one faithful friend
       To share the cruel fates' decree.


Plunged in the gloomy reflections which were naturally excited by
his dismal reading and disconsolate situation, Bertram for the
first time in his life felt himself affected with a disposition to
low spirits. 'I have been in worse situations than this too,' he
said; 'more dangerous, for here is no danger; more dismal in
prospect, for my present confinement must necessarily be short;
more intolerable for the time, for here, at least, I have fire,
food, and shelter. Yet, with reading these bloody tales of crime
and misery in a place so corresponding to the ideas which they
excite, and in listening to these sad sounds, I feel a stronger
disposition to melancholy than in my life I ever experienced. But
I will not give way to it. Begone, thou record of guilt and
infamy!' he said, flinging the book upon the spare bed; 'a
Scottish jail shall not break, on the very first day, the spirits
which have resisted climate, and want, and penury, and disease,
and imprisonment in a foreign land. I have fought many a hard
battle with Dame Fortune, and she shall not beat me now if I can
help it.'

Then bending his mind to a strong effort, he endeavoured to view
his situation in the most favourable light. Delaserre must soon be
in Scotland; the certificates from his commanding officer must
soon arrive; nay, if Mannering were first applied to, who could
say but the effect might be a reconciliation between them? He had
often observed, and now remembered, that when his former colonel
took the part of any one, it was never by halves, and that he
seemed to love those persons most who had lain under obligation to
him. In the present case a favour, which could be asked with
honour and granted with readiness, might be the means of
reconciling them to each other. From this his feelings naturally
turned towards Julia; and, without very nicely measuring the
distance between a soldier of fortune, who expected that her
father's attestation would deliver him from confinement, and the
heiress of that father's wealth and expectations, he was building
the gayest castle in the clouds, and varnishing it with all the
tints of a summer-evening sky, when his labour was interrupted by
a loud knocking at the outer gate, answered by the barking of the
gaunt half-starved mastiff which was quartered in the courtyard as
an addition to the garrison. After much scrupulous precaution the
gate was opened and some person admitted. The house-door was next
unbarred, unlocked, and unchained, a dog's feet pattered upstairs
in great haste, and the animal was heard scratching and whining at
the door of the room. Next a heavy step was heard lumbering up,
and Mac-Guffog's voice in the character of pilot--'This way, this
way; take care of the step; that's the room.' Bertram's door was
then unbolted, and to his great surprise and joy his terrier,
Wasp, rushed into the apartment and almost devoured him with
caresses, followed by the massy form of his friend from Charlie's

'Eh whow! Eh whow!' ejaculated the honest farmer, as he looked
round upon his friend's miserable apartment and wretched
accommodation--'What's this o't! what's this o't!'

'Just a trick of fortune, my good friend,' said Bertram, rising
and shaking him heartily by the hand, 'that's all.'

'But what will be done about it? or what CAN be done about it?'
said honest Dandie. 'Is't for debt, or what is't for?'

'Why, it is not for debt,' answered Bertram; 'and if you have time
to sit down, I'll tell you all I know of the matter myself.'

'If I hae time?' said Dandie, with an accent on the word that
sounded like a howl of derision. 'Ou, what the deevil am I come
here for, man, but just ance errand to see about it? But ye'll no
be the waur o' something to eat, I trow; it's getting late at
e'en. I tell'd the folk at the Change, where I put up Dumple, to
send ower my supper here, and the chield Mac-Guffog is agreeable
to let it in; I hae settled a' that. And now let's hear your
story. Whisht, Wasp, man! wow, but he's glad to see you, poor

Bertram's story, being confined to the accident of Hazlewood, and
the confusion made between his own identity and that of one of the
smugglers who had been active in the assault of Woodbourne, and
chanced to bear the same name, was soon told. Dinmont listened
very attentively. 'Aweel,' he said, 'this suld be nae sic dooms
desperate business surely; the lad's doing weel again that was
hurt, and what signifies twa or three lead draps in his shouther?
if ye had putten out his ee it would hae been another case. But
eh, as I wuss auld Sherra Pleydell was to the fore here! Od, he
was the man for sorting them, and the queerest rough-spoken deevil
too that ever ye heard!'

'But now tell me, my excellent friend, how did you find out I was

'Od, lad, queerly eneugh,' said Dandie; 'but I'll tell ye that
after we are done wi' our supper, for it will maybe no be sae weel
to speak about it while that lang-lugged limmer o' a lass is gaun
flisking in and out o' the room.'

Bertram's curiosity was in some degree put to rest by the
appearance of the supper which his friend had ordered, which,
although homely enough, had the appetising cleanliness in which
Mrs. Mac-Guffog's cookery was so eminently deficient. Dinmont
also, premising he had ridden the whole day since breakfast-time
without tasting anything 'to speak of,' which qualifying phrase
related to about three pounds of cold roast mutton which he had
discussed at his mid-day stage--Dinmont, I say, fell stoutly upon
the good cheer, and, like one of Homer's heroes, said little,
either good or bad, till the rage of thirst and hunger was
appeased. At length, after a draught of home-brewed ale, he began
by observing, 'Aweel, aweel, that hen,' looking upon the
lamentable relics of what had been once a large fowl, 'wasna a bad
ane to be bred at a town end, though it's no like our barn-door
chuckies at Charlie's Hope; and I am glad to see that this vexing
job hasna taen awa your appetite, Captain.'

'Why, really, my dinner was not so excellent, Mr. Dinmont, as to
spoil my supper.'

'I daresay no, I daresay no,' said Dandie. 'But now, hinny, that
ye hae brought us the brandy, and the mug wi' the het water, and
the sugar, and a' right, ye may steek the door, ye see, for we wad
hae some o' our ain cracks.' The damsel accordingly retired and
shut the door of the apartment, to which she added the precaution
of drawing a large bolt on the outside.

As soon as she was gone Dandie reconnoitred the premises, listened
at the key-hole as if he had been listening for the blowing of an
otter, and, having satisfied himself that there were no
eavesdroppers, returned to the table; and, making himself what he
called a gey stiff cheerer, poked the fire, and began his story in
an undertone of gravity and importance not very usual with him.

'Ye see, Captain, I had been in Edinbro' for twa or three days,
looking after the burial of a friend that we hae lost, and maybe I
suld hae had something for my ride; but there's disappointments in
a' things, and wha can help the like o' that? And I had a wee bit
law business besides, but that's neither here nor there. In short,
I had got my matters settled, and hame I cam; and the morn awa to
the muirs to see what the herds had been about, and I thought I
might as weel gie a look to the Touthope Head, where Jock o'
Dawston and me has the outcast about a march. Weel, just as I was
coming upon the bit, I saw a man afore me that I kenn'd was nane
o' our herds, and it's a wild bit to meet ony other body, so when
I cam up to him it was Tod Gabriel, the fox-hunter. So I says to
him, rather surprised like, "What are ye doing up amang the craws
here, without your hounds, man? are ye seeking the fox without the
dogs?" So he said, "Na, gudeman, but I wanted to see yoursell."

'"Ay," said I, "and ye'll be wanting eilding now, or something to
pit ower the winter?"

'"Na, na," quo' he, "it's no that I'm seeking; but ye tak an unco
concern in that Captain Brown that was staying wi' you, d'ye no?"

'"Troth do I, Gabriel," says I; "and what about him, lad?"

'Says he, "There's mair tak an interest in him than you, and some
that I am bound to obey; and it's no just on my ain will that I'm
here to tell you something about him that will no please you."

'"Faith, naething will please me," quo' I, "that's no pleasing to

'"And then," quo' he, "ye'll be ill-sorted to hear that he's like
to be in the prison at Portanferry, if he disna tak a' the better
care o' himsell, for there's been warrants out to tak him as soon
as he comes ower the water frae Allonby. And now, gudeman, an ever
ye wish him weel, ye maun ride down to Portanferry, and let nae
grass grow at the nag's heels; and if ye find him in confinement,
ye maun stay beside him night and day for a day or twa, for he'll
want friends that hae baith heart and hand; and if ye neglect this
ye'll never rue but ance, for it will be for a' your life."

'"But, safe us, man," quo' I, "how did ye learn a' this? it's an
unco way between this and Portanferry."

'"Never ye mind that," quo' he, "them that brought us the news
rade night and day, and ye maun be aff instantly if ye wad do ony
gude; and sae I have naething mair to tell ye." Sae he sat himsell
doun and hirselled doun into the glen, where it wad hae been ill
following him wi' the beast, and I cam back to Charlie's Hope to
tell the gudewife, for I was uncertain what to do. It wad look
unco-like, I thought, just to be sent out on a hunt-the-gowk
errand wi' a landlouper like that. But, Lord! as the gudewife set
up her throat about it, and said what a shame it wad be if ye was
to come to ony wrang, an I could help ye; and then in cam your
letter that confirmed it. So I took to the kist, and out wi' the
pickle notes in case they should be needed, and a' the bairns ran
to saddle Dumple. By great luck I had taen the other beast to
Edinbro', sae Dumple was as fresh as a rose. Sae aff I set, and
Wasp wi' me, for ye wad really hae thought he kenn'd where I was
gaun, puir beast; and here I am after a trot o' sixty mile or near
by. But Wasp rade thirty o' them afore me on the saddle, and the
puir doggie balanced itsell as ane of the weans wad hae dune,
whether I trotted or cantered.'

In this strange story Bertram obviously saw, supposing the warning
to be true, some intimation of danger more violent and imminent
than could be likely to arise from a few days' imprisonment. At
the same time it was equally evident that some unknown friend was
working in his behalf. 'Did you not say,' he asked Dinmont, 'that
this man Gabriel was of gipsy blood?'

'It was e'en judged sae,' said Dinmont, 'and I think this maks it
likely; for they aye ken where the gangs o' ilk ither are to be
found, and they can gar news flee like a footba' through the
country an they like. An' I forgat to tell ye, there's been an
unco inquiry after the auld wife that we saw in Bewcastle; the
Sheriff's had folk ower the Limestane Edge after her, and down the
Hermitage and Liddel, and a' gates, and a reward offered for her
to appear o' fifty pound sterling, nae less; and Justice Forster,
he's had out warrants, as I am tell'd, in Cumberland; and an unco
ranging and ripeing they have had a' gates seeking for her; but
she'll no be taen wi' them unless she likes, for a' that.'

'And how comes that?' said Bertram.

'Ou, I dinna ken; I daur say it's nonsense, but they say she has
gathered the fern-seed, and can gang ony gate she likes, like Jock
the Giant-killer in the ballant, wi' his coat o' darkness and his
shoon o' swiftness. Ony way she's a kind o' queen amang the
gipsies; she is mair than a hundred year auld, folk say, and minds
the coming in o' the moss-troopers in the troublesome times when
the Stuarts were put awa. Sae, if she canna hide hersell, she kens
them that can hide her weel eneugh, ye needna doubt that. Od, an I
had kenn'd it had been Meg Merrilies yon night at Tibb Mumps's, I
wad taen care how I crossed her.'

Bertram listened with great attention to this account, which
tallied so well in many points with what he had himself seen of
this gipsy sibyl. After a moment's consideration he concluded it
would be no breach of faith to mention what he had seen at
Derncleugh to a person who held Meg in such reverence as Dinmont
obviously did. He told his story accordingly, often interrupted by
ejaculations, such as, 'Weel, the like o' that now!' or, 'Na, deil
an that's no something now!'

When our Liddesdale friend had heard the whole to an end, he shook
his great black head--'Weel, I'll uphaud there's baith gude and
ill amang the gipsies, and if they deal wi' the Enemy, it's a'
their ain business and no ours. I ken what the streeking the
corpse wad be, weel eneugh. Thae smuggler deevils, when ony o'
them's killed in a fray, they'll send for a wife like Meg far
eneugh to dress the corpse; od, it's a' the burial they ever think
o'! and then to be put into the ground without ony decency, just
like dogs. But they stick to it, that they'll be streekit, and
hae an auld wife when they're dying to rhyme ower prayers, and
ballants, and charms, as they ca' them, rather than they'll hae a
minister to come and pray wi' them--that's an auld threep o'
theirs; and I am thinking the man that died will hae been ane o'
the folk that was shot when they burnt Woodbourne.'

'But, my good friend, Woodbourne is not burnt,' said Bertram.

'Weel, the better for them that bides in't,' answered the store-
farmer. 'Od, we had it up the water wi' us that there wasna a
stane on the tap o' anither. But there was fighting, ony way; I
daur to say it would be fine fun! And, as I said, ye may take it
on trust that that's been ane o' the men killed there, and that
it's been the gipsies that took your pockmanky when they fand the
chaise stickin' in the snaw; they wadna pass the like o' that, it
wad just come to their hand like the bowl o' a pint stoup.'

'But if this woman is a sovereign among them, why was she not able
to afford me open protection, and to get me back my property?'

'Ou, wha kens? she has muckle to say wi' them, but whiles they'll
tak their ain way for a' that, when they're under temptation. And
then there's the smugglers that they're aye leagued wi', she maybe
couldna manage them sae weel. They're aye banded thegither; I've
heard that the gipsies ken when the smugglers will come aff, and
where they're to land, better than the very merchants that deal
wi' them. And then, to the boot o' that, she's whiles cracked-
brained, and has a bee in her head; they say that, whether her
spaeings and fortune-tellings be true or no, for certain she
believes in them a' hersell, and is aye guiding hersell by some
queer prophecy or anither. So she disna aye gang the straight road
to the well. But deil o' sic a story as yours, wi' glamour and
dead folk and losing ane's gate, I ever heard out o' the tale-
books! But whisht, I hear the keeper coming.'

Mac-Guffog accordingly interrupted their discourse by the harsh
harmony of the bolts and bars, and showed his bloated visage at
the opening door. 'Come, Mr. Dinmont, we have put off locking up
for an hour to oblige ye; ye must go to your quarters.'

'Quarters, man? I intend to sleep here the night. There's a spare
bed in the Captain's room.'

'It's impossible!' answered the keeper.

'But I say it IS possible, and that I winna stir; and there's a
dram t' ye.'

Mac-Guffog drank off the spirits and resumed his objection. 'But
it's against rule, sir; ye have committed nae malefaction.'

'I'll break your head,' said the sturdy Liddesdale man, 'if ye say
ony mair about it, and that will be malefaction eneugh to entitle
me to ae night's lodging wi' you, ony way.'

'But I tell ye, Mr. Dinmont,' reiterated the keeper, 'it's against
rule, and I behoved to lose my post.'

'Weel, Mac-Guffog,' said Dandie, 'I hae just twa things to say. Ye
ken wha I am weel eneugh, and that I wadna loose a prisoner.'

'And how do I ken that?' answered the jailor.

'Weel, if ye dinna ken that,' said the resolute farmer, 'ye ken
this: ye ken ye're whiles obliged to be up our water in the way o'
your business. Now, if ye let me stay quietly here the night wi'
the Captain, I'se pay ye double fees for the room; and if ye say
no, ye shall hae the best sark-fu' o' sair banes that ever ye had
in your life the first time ye set a foot by Liddel Moat!'

'Aweel, aweel, gudeman,' said Mac-Guffog, 'a wilfu' man maun hae
his way; but if I am challenged for it by the justices, I ken wha
sall bear the wyte,' and, having sealed this observation with a
deep oath or two, he retired to bed, after carefully securing all
the doors of the bridewell. The bell from the town steeple tolled
nine just as the ceremony was concluded.

'Although it's but early hours,' said the farmer, who had observed
that his friend looked somewhat pale and fatigued, 'I think we had
better lie down, Captain, if ye're no agreeable to another
cheerer. But troth, ye're nae glass-breaker; and neither am I,
unless it be a screed wi' the neighbours, or when I'm on a

Bertram readily assented to the motion of his faithful friend,
but, on looking at the bed, felt repugnance to trust himself
undressed to Mrs. Mac-Guffog's clean sheets.

'I'm muckle o' your opinion, Captain,' said Dandie. 'Od, this bed
looks as if a' the colliers in Sanquhar had been in't thegither.
But it'll no win through my muckle coat.' So saying, he flung
himself upon the frail bed with a force that made all its timbers
crack, and in a few moments gave audible signal that he was fast
asleep. Bertram slipped off his coat and boots and occupied the
other dormitory. The strangeness of his destiny, and the mysteries
which appeared to thicken around him, while he seemed alike to be
persecuted and protected by secret enemies and friends, arising
out of a class of people with whom he had no previous connexion,
for some time occupied his thoughts. Fatigue, however, gradually
composed his mind, and in a short time he was as fast asleep as
his companion. And in this comfortable state of oblivion we must
leave them until we acquaint the reader with some other
circumstances which occurred about the same period.


     Say from whence
     You owe this strange intelligence? or why
     Upon this blasted heath you stop our way
     With such prophetic greeting?
     Speak, I charge you.


Upon the evening of the day when Bertram's examination had taken
place, Colonel Mannering arrived at Woodbourne from Edinburgh. He
found his family in their usual state, which probably, so far as
Julia was concerned, would not have been the case had she learned
the news of Bertram's arrest. But as, during the Colonel's
absence, the two young ladies lived much retired, this
circumstance fortunately had not reached Woodbourne. A letter had
already made Miss Bertram acquainted with the downfall of the
expectations which had been formed upon the bequest of her
kinswoman. Whatever hopes that news might have dispelled, the
disappointment did not prevent her from joining her friend in
affording a cheerful reception to the Colonel, to whom she thus
endeavoured to express the deep sense she entertained of his
paternal kindness. She touched on her regret that at such a season
of the year he should have made, upon her account, a journey so

'That it was fruitless to you, my dear,' said the Colonel, 'I do
most deeply lament; but for my own share, I have made some
valuable acquaintances, and have spent the time I have been absent
in Edinburgh with peculiar satisfaction; so that on that score
there is nothing to be regretted. Even our friend the Dominie is
returned thrice the man he was, from having sharpened his wits in
controversy with the geniuses of the northern metropolis.'

'Of a surety,' said the Dominie, with great complacency, 'I did
wrestle, and was not overcome, though my adversary was cunning in
his art.'

'I presume,' said Miss Mannering, 'the contest was somewhat
fatiguing, Mr. Sampson?'

'Very much, young lady; howbeit I girded up my loins and strove
against him.'

'I can bear witness,' said the Colonel; 'I never saw an affair
better contested. The enemy was like the Mahratta cavalry: he
assailed on all sides, and presented no fair mark for artillery;
but Mr. Sampson stood to his guns notwithstanding, and fired away,
now upon the enemy and now upon the dust which he had raised. But
we must not fight our battles over again to-night; to-morrow we
shall have the whole at breakfast.'

The next morning at breakfast, however, the Dominie did not make
his appearance. He had walked out, a servant said, early in the
morning. It was so common for him to forget his meals that his
absence never deranged the family. The housekeeper, a decent old-
fashioned Presbyterian matron, having, as such, the highest
respect for Sampson's theological acquisitions, had it in charge
on these occasions to take care that he was no sufferer by his
absence of mind, and therefore usually waylaid him on his return,
to remind him of his sublunary wants, and to minister to their
relief. It seldom, however, happened that he was absent from two
meals together, as was the case in the present instance. We must
explain the cause of this unusual occurrence.

The conversation which Mr. Pleydell had held with Mr. Mannering on
the subject of the loss of Harry Bertram had awakened all the
painful sensations which that event had inflicted upon Sampson.
The affectionate heart of the poor Dominie had always reproached
him that his negligence in leaving the child in the care of Frank
Kennedy had been the proximate cause of the murder of the one, the
loss of the other, the death of Mrs. Bertram, and the ruin of the
family of his patron. It was a subject which he never conversed
upon, if indeed his mode of speech could be called conversation at
any time; but it was often present to his imagination. The sort of
hope so strongly affirmed and asserted in Mrs. Bertram's last
settlement had excited a corresponding feeling in the Dominie's
bosom, which was exasperated into a sort of sickening anxiety by
the discredit with which Pleydell had treated it. 'Assuredly,'
thought Sampson to himself, 'he is a man of erudition, and well
skilled in the weighty matters of the law; but he is also a man of
humorous levity and inconsistency of speech, and wherefore should
he pronounce ex cathedra, as it were, on the hope expressed by
worthy Madam Margaret Bertram of Singleside?'

All this, I say, the Dominie THOUGHT to himself; for had he
uttered half the sentence, his jaws would have ached for a month
under the unusual fatigue of such a continued exertion. The result
of these cogitations was a resolution to go and visit the scene of
the tragedy at Warroch Point, where he had not been for many
years; not, indeed, since the fatal accident had happened. The
walk was a long one, for the Point of Warroch lay on the farther
side of the Ellangowan property, which was interposed between it
and Woodbourne. Besides, the Dominie went astray more than once,
and met with brooks swoln into torrents by the melting of the
snow, where he, honest man, had only the summer recollection of
little trickling rills.

At length, however, he reached the woods which he had made the
object of his excursion, and traversed them with care, muddling
his disturbed brains with vague efforts to recall every
circumstance of the catastrophe. It will readily be supposed that
the influence of local situation and association was inadequate to
produce conclusions different from those which he had formed under
the immediate pressure of the occurrences themselves. 'With many a
weary sigh, therefore, and many a groan,' the poor Dominie
returned from his hopeless pilgrimage, and weariedly plodded his
way towards Woodbourne, debating at times in his altered mind a
question which was forced upon him by the cravings of an appetite
rather of the keenest, namely, whether he had breakfasted that
morning or no? It was in this twilight humour, now thinking of the
loss of the child, then involuntarily compelled to meditate upon
the somewhat incongruous subject of hung beef, rolls, and butter,
that his route, which was different from that which he had taken
in the morning, conducted him past the small ruined tower, or
rather vestige of a tower, called by the country people the Kaim
of Derncleugh.

The reader may recollect the description of this ruin in the
twenty-seventh chapter, as the vault in which young Bertram, under
the auspices of Meg Merrilies, witnessed the death of Hatteraick's
lieutenant. The tradition of the country added ghostly terrors to
the natural awe inspired by the situation of this place, which
terrors the gipsies who so long inhabited the vicinity had
probably invented, or at least propagated, for their own
advantage. It was said that, during the times of the Galwegian
independence, one Hanlon Mac-Dingawaie, brother to the reigning
chief, Knarth Mac-Dingawaie, murdered his brother and sovereign,
in order to usurp the principality from his infant nephew, and
that, being pursued for vengeance by the faithful allies and
retainers of the house, who espoused the cause of the lawful heir,
he was compelled to retreat, with a few followers whom he had
involved in his crime, to this impregnable tower called the Kaim
of Derucleugh, where he defended himself until nearly reduced by
famine, when, setting fire to the place, he and the small
remaining garrison desperately perished by their own swords,
rather than fall into the hands of their exasperated enemies. This
tragedy, which, considering the wild times wherein it was placed,
might have some foundation in truth, was larded with many legends
of superstition and diablerie, so that most of the peasants of the
neighbourhood, if benighted, would rather have chosen to make a
considerable circuit than pass these haunted walls. The lights,
often seen around the tower, when used as the rendezvous of the
lawless characters by whom it was occasionally frequented, were
accounted for, under authority of these tales of witchery, in a
manner at once convenient for the private parties concerned and
satisfactory to the public.

Now it must be confessed that our friend Sampson, although a
profound scholar and mathematician, had not travelled so far in
philosophy as to doubt the reality of witchcraft or apparitions.
Born, indeed, at a time when a doubt in the existence of witches
was interpreted as equivalent to a justification of their infernal
practices, a belief of such legends had been impressed upon the
Dominie as an article indivisible from his religious faith, and
perhaps it would have been equally difficult to have induced him
to doubt the one as the other. With these feelings, and in a thick
misty day, which was already drawing to its close, Dominie Sampson
did not pass the Kaim of Derncleugh without some feelings of tacit

What, then, was his astonishment when, on passing the door--that
door which was supposed to have been placed there by one of the
latter Lairds of Ellangowan to prevent presumptuous strangers from
incurring the dangers of the haunted vault--that door, supposed to
be always locked, and the key of which was popularly said to be
deposited with the presbytery--that door, that very door, opened
suddenly, and the figure of Meg Merrilies, well known, though not
seen for many a revolving year, was placed at once before the eyes
of the startled Dominie! She stood immediately before him in the
footpath, confronting him so absolutely that he could not avoid
her except by fairly turning back, which his manhood prevented him
from thinking of.

'I kenn'd ye wad be here,' she said, with her harsh and hollow
voice; 'I ken wha ye seek; but ye maun do my bidding.'

'Get thee behind me!' said the alarmed Dominie. 'Avoid ye! Conjuro
te, scelestissima, nequissima, spurcissima, iniquissima atque
miserrima, conjuro te!!!'

Meg stood her ground against this tremendous volley of
superlatives, which Sampson hawked up from the pit of his stomach
and hurled at her in thunder. 'Is the carl daft,' she said, 'wi'
his glamour?'

'Conjuro,' continued the Dominie, 'abjuro, contestor atque
viriliter impero tibi!'

'What, in the name of Sathan, are ye feared for, wi' your French
gibberish, that would make a dog sick? Listen, ye stickit
stibbler, to what I tell ye, or ye sail rue it while there's a
limb o' ye hings to anither! Tell Colonel Mannering that I ken
he's seeking me. He kens, and I ken, that the blood will be wiped
out, and the lost will be found,

     And Bertram's right and Bertram's might
     Shall meet on Ellangowan height.

Hae, there's a letter to him; I was gaun to send it in another
way. I canna write mysell; but I hae them that will baith write
and read, and ride and rin for me. Tell him the time's coming now,
and the weird's dreed, and the wheel's turning. Bid him look at
the stars as he has looked at them before. Will ye mind a' this?'

'Assuredly,' said the Dominie, 'I am dubious; for, woman, I am
perturbed at thy words, and my flesh quakes to hear thee.'

'They'll do you nae ill though, and maybe muckle gude.'

'Avoid ye! I desire no good that comes by unlawful means.'

'Fule body that thou art,' said Meg, stepping up to him, with a
frown of indignation that made her dark eyes flash like lamps from
under her bent brows--'Fule body! if I meant ye wrang, couldna I
clod ye ower that craig, and wad man ken how ye cam by your end
mair than Frank Kennedy? Hear ye that, ye worricow?'

'In the name of all that is good,' said the Dominie, recoiling,
and pointing his long pewter-headed walking cane like a javelin at
the supposed sorceress--'in the name of all that is good, bide off
hands! I will not be handled; woman, stand off, upon thine own
proper peril! Desist, I say; I am strong; lo, I will resist!' Here
his speech was cut short; for Meg, armed with supernatural
strength (as the Dominie asserted), broke in upon his guard, put
by a thrust which he made at her with his cane, and lifted him
into the vault, 'as easily,' said he, 'as I could sway a Kitchen's

'Sit down there,' she said, pushing the half-throttled preacher
with some violence against a broken chair--'sit down there and
gather your wind and your senses, ye black barrow-tram o' the kirk
that ye are. Are ye fou or fasting?'

'Fasting, from all but sin,' answered the Dominie, who, recovering
his voice, and finding his exorcisms only served to exasperate the
intractable sorceress, thought it best to affect complaisance and
submission, inwardly conning over, however, the wholesome
conjurations which he durst no longer utter aloud. But as the
Dominie's brain was by no means equal to carry on two trains of
ideas at the same time, a word or two of his mental exercise
sometimes escaped and mingled with his uttered speech in a manner
ludicrous enough, especially as the poor man shrunk himself
together after every escape of the kind, from terror of the effect
it might produce upon the irritable feelings of the witch.

Meg in the meanwhile went to a great black cauldron that was
boiling on a fire on the floor, and, lifting the lid, an odour was
diffused through the vault which, if the vapours of a witch's
cauldron could in aught be trusted, promised better things than
the hell-broth which such vessels are usually supposed to contain.
It was, in fact, the savour of a goodly stew, composed of fowls,
hares, partridges, and moor-game boiled in a large mess with
potatoes, onions, and leeks, and from the size of the cauldron
appeared to be prepared for half a dozen of people at least. 'So
ye hae eat naething a' day?' said Meg, heaving a large portion of
this mess into a brown dish and strewing it savourily with salt
and pepper. [Footnote: See Note 4.]

'Nothing,' answered the Dominie, 'scelestissima!--that is,

'Hae then,' said she, placing the dish before him, 'there's what
will warm your heart.'

'I do not hunger, malefica--that is to say, Mrs. Merrilies!' for
he said unto himself,' the savour is sweet, but it hath been
cooked by a Canidia or an Ericthoe.'

'If ye dinna eat instantly and put some saul in ye, by the bread
and the salt, I'll put it down your throat wi' the cutty spoon,
scaulding as it is, and whether ye will or no. Gape, sinner, and

Sampson, afraid of eye of newt, and toe of frog, tigers'
chaudrons, and so forth, had determined not to venture; but the
smell of the stew was fast melting his obstinacy, which flowed
from his chops as it were in streams of water, and the witch's
threats decided him to feed. Hunger and fear are excellent

'Saul,' said Hunger, 'feasted with the witch of Endor.' 'And,'
quoth Fear, 'the salt which she sprinkled upon the food showeth
plainly it is not a necromantic banquet, in which that seasoning
never occurs.' 'And, besides,' says Hunger, after the first
spoonful, 'it is savoury and refreshing viands.'

'So ye like the meat?' said the hostess.

'Yea,' answered the Dominie, 'and I give thee thanks,
sceleratissima!--which means, Mrs. Margaret.'

'Aweel, eat your fill; but an ye kenn'd how it was gotten ye maybe
wadna like it sae weel.' Sampson's spoon dropped in the act of
conveying its load to his mouth. 'There's been mony a moonlight
watch to bring a' that trade thegither,' continued Meg; 'the folk
that are to eat that dinner thought little o' your game laws.'

'Is that all?' thought Sampson, resuming his spoon and shovelling
away manfully; 'I will not lack my food upon that argument.'

'Now ye maun tak a dram?'

'I will,' quoth Sampson, 'conjuro te--that is, I thank you
heartily,' for he thought to himself, in for a penny in for a
pound; and he fairly drank the witch's health in a cupful of
brandy. When he had put this copestone upon Meg's good cheer, he
felt, as he said, 'mightily elevated, and afraid of no evil which
could befall unto him.'

'Will ye remember my errand now?' said Meg Merrilies; 'I ken by
the cast o' your ee that ye're anither man than when you cam in.'

'I will, Mrs. Margaret,' repeated Sampson, stoutly; 'I will
deliver unto him the sealed yepistle, and will add what you please
to send by word of mouth.'

'Then I'll make it short,' says Meg. 'Tell him to look at the
stars without fail this night, and to do what I desire him in that
letter, as he would wish

     That Bertram's right and Bertram's might
     Should meet on Ellangowan height.

I have seen him twice when he saw na me; I ken when he was in this
country first, and I ken what's brought him back again. Up an' to
the gate! ye're ower lang here; follow me.'

Sampson followed the sibyl accordingly, who guided him about a
quarter of a mile through the woods, by a shorter cut than he
could have found for himself; then they entered upon the common,
Meg still marching before him at a great pace, until she gained
the top of a small hillock which overhung the road.

'Here,' she said, 'stand still here. Look how the setting sun
breaks through yon cloud that's been darkening the lift a' day.
See where the first stream o' light fa's: it's upon Donagild's
round tower, the auldest tower in the Castle o' Ellangowan; that's
no for naething! See as it's glooming to seaward abune yon sloop
in the bay; that's no for naething neither. Here I stood on this
very spot,' said she, drawing herself up so as not to lose one
hair-breadth of her uncommon height, and stretching out her long
sinewy arm and clenched hand--'here I stood when I tauld the last
Laird o' Ellangowan what was coming on his house; and did that fa'
to the ground? na, it hit even ower sair! And here, where I brake
the wand of peace ower him, here I stand again, to bid God bless
and prosper the just heir of Ellangowan that will sune be brought
to his ain; and the best laird he shall be that Ellangowan has
seen for three hundred years. I'll no live to see it, maybe; but
there will be mony a blythe ee see it though mine be closed. And
now, Abel Sampson, as ever ye lo'ed the house of Ellangowan, away
wi' my message to the English Colonel, as if life and death were
upon your haste!'

So saying, she turned suddenly from the amazed Dominie and
regained with swift and long strides the shelter of the wood from
which she had issued at the point where it most encroached upon
the common. Sampson gazed after her for a moment in utter
astonishment, and then obeyed her directions, hurrying to
Woodbourne at a pace very unusual for him, exclaiming three times,
'Prodigious! prodigious! pro-di-gi-ous!'


     It is not madness
     That I have utter'd, bring me to the test,
     And I the matter will re-word, which madness
     Would gambol from.

As Mr. Sampson crossed the hall with a bewildered look, Mrs.
Allan, the good housekeeper, who, with the reverent attention
which is usually rendered to the clergy in Scotland, was on the
watch for his return, sallied forth to meet him--'What's this o't
now, Mr. Sampson, this is waur than ever! Ye'll really do yoursell
some injury wi' these lang fasts; naething's sae hurtful to the
stamach, Mr. Sampson. If ye would but put some peppermint draps in
your pocket, or let Barnes cut ye a sandwich.'

'Avoid thee!' quoth the Dominie, his mind running still upon his
interview with Meg Merrilies, and making for the dining-parlour.

'Na, ye needna gang in there, the cloth's been removed an hour
syne, and the Colonel's at his wine; but just step into my room, I
have a nice steak that the cook will do in a moment.'

'Exorciso te!' said Sampson; 'that is, I have dined.'

'Dined! it's impossible; wha can ye hae dined wi', you that gangs
out nae gate?'

'With Beelzebub, I believe,' said the minister.

'Na, then he's bewitched for certain,' said the housekeeper,
letting go her hold; 'he's bewitched, or he's daft, and ony way
the Colonel maun just guide him his ain gate. Wae's me! Hech,
sirs! It's a sair thing to see learning bring folk to this!' And
with this compassionate ejaculation she retreated into her own

The object of her commiseration had by this time entered the
dining-parlour, where his appearance gave great surprise. He was
mud up to the shoulders, and the natural paleness of his hue was
twice as cadaverous as usual, through terror, fatigue, and
perturbation of mind.

'What on earth is the meaning of this, Mr. Sampson?' said
Mannering, who observed Miss Bertram looking much alarmed for her
simple but attached friend.

'Exorciso,' said the Dominie.

'How, sir?' replied the astonished Colonel.

'I crave pardon, honourable sir! but my wits---'

'Are gone a wool-gathering, I think; pray, Mr. Sampson, collect
yourself, and let me know the meaning of all this.'

Sampson was about to reply, but finding his Latin formula of
exorcism still came most readily to his tongue, he prudently
desisted from the attempt, and put the scrap of paper which he had
received from the gipsy into Mannering's hand, who broke the seal
and read it with surprise. 'This seems to be some jest,' he said,
'and a very dull one.'

'It came from no jesting person,' said Mr. Sampson.

'From whom then did it come?' demanded Mannering.

The Dominie, who often displayed some delicacy of recollection in
cases where Miss Bertram had an interest, remembered the painful
circumstances connected with Meg Merrilies, looked at the young
ladies, and remained silent. 'We will join you at the tea-table in
an instant, Julia,' said the Colonel; 'I see that Mr. Sampson
wishes to speak to me alone. And now they are gone, what, in
Heaven's name, Mr. Sampson, is the meaning of all this?'

'It may be a message from Heaven,' said the Dominie, 'but it came
by Beelzebub's postmistress. It was that witch, Meg Merrilies, who
should have been burned with a tar-barrel twenty years since for a
harlot, thief, witch, and gipsy.'

'Are you sure it was she?' said the Colonel with great interest.

'Sure, honoured sir? Of a truth she is one not to be forgotten,
the like o' Meg Merrilies is not to be seen in any land.'

The Colonel paced the room rapidly, cogitating with himself. 'To
send out to apprehend her; but it is too distant to send to Mac-
Morlan, and Sir Robert Hazlewood is a pompous coxcomb; besides,
the chance of not finding her upon the spot, or that the humour of
silence that seized her before may again return. No, I will not,
to save being thought a fool, neglect the course she points out.
Many of her class set out by being impostors and end by becoming
enthusiasts, or hold a kind of darkling conduct between both
lines, unconscious almost when they are cheating themselves or
when imposing on others. Well, my course is a plain one at any
rate; and if my efforts are fruitless, it shall not be owing to
over-jealousy of my own character for wisdom.'

With this he rang the bell, and, ordering Barnes into his private
sitting-room, gave him some orders, with the result of which the
reader may be made hereafter acquainted.

We must now take up another adventure, which is also to be woven
into the story of this remarkable day.

Charles Hazlewood had not ventured to make a visit at Woodbourne
during the absence of the Colonel. Indeed, Mannering's whole
behaviour had impressed upon him an opinion that this would be
disagreeable; and such was the ascendency which the successful
soldier and accomplished gentleman had attained over the young
man's conduct, that in no respect would he have ventured to offend
him. He saw, or thought he saw, in Colonel Mannering's general
conduct, an approbation of his attachment to Miss Bertram. But
then he saw still more plainly the impropriety of any attempt at a
private correspondence, of which his parents could not be supposed
to approve, and he respected this barrier interposed betwixt them
both on Mannering's account and as he was the liberal and zealous
protector of Miss Bertram. 'No,' said he to himself, 'I will not
endanger the comfort of my Lucy's present retreat until I can
offer her a home of her own.'

With this valorous resolution, which he maintained although his
horse, from constant habit, turned his head down the avenue of
Woodbourne, and although he himself passed the lodge twice every
day, Charles Hazlewood withstood a strong inclination to ride down
just to ask how the young ladies were, and whether he could be of
any service to them during Colonel Mannering's absence. But on the
second occasion he felt the temptation so severe that he resolved
not to expose himself to it a third time; and, contenting himself
with sending hopes and inquiries and so forth to Woodbourne, he
resolved to make a visit long promised to a family at some
distance, and to return in such time as to be one of the earliest
among Mannering's visitors who should congratulate his safe
arrival from his distant and hazardous expedition to Edinburgh.
Accordingly he made out his visit, and, having arranged matters so
as to be informed within a few hours after Colonel Mannering
reached home, he finally resolved to take leave of the friends
with whom he had spent the intervening time, with the intention of
dining at Woodbourne, where he was in a great measure
domesticated; and this (for he thought much more deeply on the
subject than was necessary) would, he flattered himself, appear a
simple, natural, and easy mode of conducting himself.

Fate, however, of which lovers make so many complaints, was in
this case unfavourable to Charles Hazlewood. His horse's shoes
required an alteration, in consequence of the fresh weather having
decidedly commenced. The lady of the house where he was a visitor
chose to indulge in her own room till a very late breakfast hour.
His friend also insisted on showing him a litter of puppies which
his favourite pointer bitch had produced that morning. The colours
had occasioned some doubts about the paternity--a weighty question
of legitimacy, to the decision of which Hazlewood's opinion was
called in as arbiter between his friend and his groom, and which
inferred in its consequences which of the litter should be
drowned, which saved. Besides, the Laird himself delayed our young
lover's departure for a considerable time, endeavouring, with long
and superfluous rhetoric, to insinuate to Sir Robert Hazlewood,
through the medium of his son, his own particular ideas respecting
the line of a meditated turnpike road. It is greatly to the shame
of our young lover's apprehension that, after the tenth reiterated
account of the matter, he could not see the advantage to be
obtained by the proposed road passing over the Lang Hirst, Windy
Knowe, the Goodhouse Park, Hailziecroft, and then crossing the
river at Simon's Pool, and so by the road to Kippletringan; and
the less eligible line pointed out by the English surveyor, which
would go clear through the main enclosures at Hazlewood, and cut
within a mile or nearly so of the house itself, destroying the
privacy and pleasure, as his informer contended, of the grounds.
In short, the adviser (whose actual interest was to have the
bridge built as near as possible to a farm of his own) failed in
every effort to attract young Hazlewood's attention until he
mentioned by chance that the proposed line was favoured by 'that
fellow Glossin,' who pretended to take a lead in the county. On a
sudden young Hazlewood became attentive and interested; and,
having satisfied himself which was the line that Glossin
patronised, assured his friend it should not be his fault if his
father did not countenance any other instead of that. But these
various interruptions consumed the morning. Hazlewood got on
horseback at least three hours later than he intended, and,
cursing fine ladies, pointers, puppies, and turnpike acts of
parliament, saw himself detained beyond the time when he could
with propriety intrude upon the family at Woodbourne.

He had passed, therefore, the turn of the road which led to that
mansion, only edified by the distant appearance of the blue smoke
curling against the pale sky of the winter evening, when he
thought he beheld the Dominie taking a footpath for the house
through the woods. He called after him, but in vain; for that
honest gentleman, never the most susceptible of extraneous
impressions, had just that moment parted from Meg Merrilies, and
was too deeply wrapt up in pondering upon her vaticinations to
make any answer to Hazlewood's call. He was therefore obliged to
let him proceed without inquiry after the health of the young
ladies, or any other fishing question, to which he might by good
chance have had an answer returned wherein Miss Bertram's name
might have been mentioned. All cause for haste was now over, and,
slackening the reins upon his horse's neck, he permitted the
animal to ascend at his own leisure the steep sandy track between
two high banks, which, rising to a considerable height, commanded
at length an extensive view of the neighbouring country.

Hazlewood was, however, so far from eagerly looking forward to
this prospect, though it had the recommendation that great part of
the land was his father's, and must necessarily be his own, that
his head still turned backward towards the chimneys of Woodbourne,
although at every step his horse made the difficulty of employing
his eyes in that direction become greater. From the reverie in
which he was sunk he was suddenly roused by a voice, too harsh to
be called female, yet too shrill for a man: 'What's kept you on
the road sae lang? Maun ither folk do your wark?'

He looked up. The spokeswoman was very tall, had a voluminous
handkerchief rolled round her head, grizzled hair flowing in elf-
locks from beneath it, a long red cloak, and a staff in her hand,
headed with a sort of spear-point; it was, in short, Meg
Merrilies. Hazlewood had never seen this remarkable figure before;
he drew up his reins in astonishment at her appearance, and made a
full stop. 'I think,' continued she, 'they that hae taen interest
in the house of Ellangowan suld sleep nane this night; three men
hae been seeking ye, and you are gaun hame to sleep in your bed.
D' ye think if the lad-bairn fa's, the sister will do weel? Na,

'I don't understand you, good woman,' said Hazlewood. 'If you
speak of Miss---, I mean of any of the late Ellangowan family,
tell me what I can do for them.'

'Of the late Ellangowan family?' she answered with great
vehemence--'of the LATE Ellangowan family! and when was there
ever, or when will there ever be, a family of Ellangowan but
bearing the gallant name of the bauld Bertrams?'

'But what do you mean, good woman?'

'I am nae good woman; a' the country kens I am bad eneugh, and
baith they and I may be sorry eneugh that I am nae better. But I
can do what good women canna, and daurna do. I can do what would
freeze the blood o' them that is bred in biggit wa's for naething
but to bind bairns' heads and to hap them in the cradle. Hear me:
the guard's drawn off at the custom-house at Portanferry, and it's
brought up to Hazlewood House by your father's orders, because he
thinks his house is to be attacked this night by the smugglers.
There's naebody means to touch his house; he has gude blood and
gentle blood--I say little o' him for himsell--but there's naebody
thinks him worth meddling wi'. Send the horsemen back to their
post, cannily and quietly; see an they winna hae wark the night,
ay will they: the guns will flash and the swords will glitter in
the braw moon.'

'Good God! what do you mean?' said young Hazlewood; 'your words
and manner would persuade me you are mad, and yet there is a
strange combination in what you say.'

'I am not mad!' exclaimed the gipsy; 'I have been imprisoned for
mad--scourged for mad--banished for mad--but mad I am not. Hear
ye, Charles Hazlewood of Hazlewood: d'ye bear malice against him
that wounded you?'

'No, dame, God forbid; my arm is quite well, and I have always
said the shot was discharged by accident. I should be glad to tell
the young man so himself.'

'Then do what I bid ye,' answered Meg Merrilies, 'and ye'll do
him mair gude than ever he did you ill; for if he was left to his
ill-wishers he would be a bloody corpse ere morn, or a banished
man; but there's Ane abune a'. Do as I bid you; send back the
soldiers to Portanferry. There's nae mair fear o' Hazlewood House
than there's o' Cruffel Fell.' And she vanished with her usual
celerity of pace.

It would seem that the appearance of this female, and the mixture
of frenzy and enthusiasm in her manner, seldom failed to produce
the strongest impression upon those whom she addressed. Her words,
though wild, were too plain and intelligible for actual madness,
and yet too vehement and extravagant for sober-minded
communication. She seemed acting under the influence of an
imagination rather strongly excited than deranged; and it is
wonderful how palpably the difference in such cases is impressed
upon the mind of the auditor. This may account for the attention
with which her strange and mysterious hints were heard and acted
upon. It is certain, at least, that young Hazlewood was strongly
impressed by her sudden appearance and imperative tone. He rode to
Hazlewood at a brisk pace. It had been dark for some time before
he reached the house, and on his arrival there he saw a
confirmation of what the sibyl had hinted.

Thirty dragoon horses stood under a shed near the offices, with
their bridles linked together. Three or four soldiers attended as
a guard, while others stamped up and down with their long
broadswords and heavy boots in front of the house. Hazlewood asked
a non-commissioned officer from whence they came.

'From Portanferry.'

'Had they left any guard there?'

'No; they had been drawn off by order of Sir Robert Hazlewood for
defence of his house against an attack which was threatened by the

Charles Hazlewood instantly went in quest of his father, and,
having paid his respects to him upon his return, requested to know
upon what account he had thought it necessary to send for a
military escort. Sir Robert assured his son in reply that, from
the information, intelligence, and tidings which had been
communicated to, and laid before him, he had the deepest reason to
believe, credit, and be convinced that a riotous assault would
that night be attempted and perpetrated against Hazlewood House by
a set of smugglers, gipsies, and other desperadoes.

'And what, my dear sir,' said his son, 'should direct the fury of
such persons against ours rather than any other house in the

'I should rather think, suppose, and be of opinion, sir,' answered
Sir Robert, 'with deference to your wisdom and experience, that on
these occasions and times the vengeance of such persons is
directed or levelled against the most important and distinguished
in point of rank, talent, birth, and situation who have checked,
interfered with, and discountenanced their unlawful and illegal
and criminal actions or deeds.'

Young Hazlewood, who knew his father's foible, answered, that the
cause of his surprise did not lie where Sir Robert apprehended,
but that he only wondered they should think of attacking a house
where there were so many servants, and where a signal to the
neighbouring tenants could call in such strong assistance; and
added, that he doubted much whether the reputation of the family
would not in some degree suffer from calling soldiers from their
duty at the custom-house to protect them, as if they were not
sufficiently strong to defend themselves upon any ordinary
occasion. He even hinted that, in case their house's enemies
should observe that this precaution had been taken unnecessarily,
there would be no end of their sarcasms.

Sir Robert Hazlewood was rather puzzled at this intimation, for,
like most dull men, he heartily hated and feared ridicule. He
gathered himself up and looked with a sort of pompous
embarrassment, as if he wished to be thought to despise the
opinion of the public, which in reality he dreaded.

'I really should have thought,' he said, 'that the injury which
had already been aimed at my house in your person, being the next
heir and representative of the Hazlewood family, failing me--I
should have thought and believed, I say, that this would have
justified me sufficiently in the eyes of the most respectable and
the greater part of the people for taking such precautions as are
calculated to prevent and impede a repetition of outrage.'

'Really, sir,' said Charles, 'I must remind you of what I have
often said before, that I am positive the discharge of the piece
was accidental.'

'Sir, it was not accidental,' said his father, angrily; 'but you
will be wiser than your elders.'

'Really, sir,' replied Hazlewood, 'in what so intimately concerns

'Sir, it does not concern you but in a very secondary degree; that
is, it does not concern you, as a giddy young fellow who takes
pleasure in contradicting his father; but it concerns the country,
sir, and the county, sir, and the public, sir, and the kingdom of
Scotland, in so far as the interest of the Hazlewood family, sir,
is committed and interested and put in peril, in, by, and through
you, sir. And the fellow is in safe custody, and Mr. Glossin

'Mr. Glossin, sir?'

'Yes, sir, the gentleman who has purchased Ellangowan; you know
who I mean, I suppose?'

'Yes, sir,' answered the young man; 'but I should hardly have
expected to hear you quote such authority. Why, this fellow--all
the world knows him to be sordid, mean, tricking, and I suspect
him to be worse. And you yourself, my dear sir, when did you call
such a person a gentleman in your life before?'

'Why, Charles, I did not mean gentleman in the precise sense and
meaning, and restricted and proper use, to which, no doubt, the
phrase ought legitimately to be confined; but I meant to use it
relatively, as marking something of that state to which he has
elevated and raised himself; as designing, in short, a decent and
wealthy and estimable sort of a person.'

'Allow me to ask, sir,' said Charles, 'if it was by this man's
orders that the guard was drawn from Portanferry?'

'Sir,' replied the Baronet, 'I do apprehend that Mr. Glossin would
not presume to give orders, or even an opinion, unless asked, in a
matter in which Hazlewood House and the house of Hazlewood--
meaning by the one this mansion-house of my family, and by the
other, typically, metaphorically, and parabolically, the family
itself,--I say, then, where the house of Hazlewood, or Hazlewood
House, was so immediately concerned.'

'I presume, however, sir,' said the son, 'this Glossin approved of
the proposal?'

'Sir,' replied his father, 'I thought it decent and right and
proper to consult him as the nearest magistrate as soon as report
of the intended outrage reached my ears; and although he declined,
out of deference and respect, as became our relative situations,
to concur in the order, yet he did entirely approve of my

At this moment a horse's feet were heard coming very fast up the
avenue. In a few minutes the door opened, and Mr. Mac-Morlan
presented himself. 'I am under great concern to intrude, Sir
Robert, but---'

'Give me leave, Mr. Mac-Morlan,' said Sir Robert, with a gracious
flourish of welcome; 'this is no intrusion, sir; for, your
situation as sheriff-substitute calling upon you to attend to the
peace of the county, and you, doubtless, feeling yourself
particularly called upon to protect Hazlewood House, you have an
acknowledged and admitted and undeniable right, sir, to enter the
house of the first gentleman in Scotland uninvited--always
presuming you to be called there by the duty of your office.'

'It is indeed the duty of my office,' said Mac-Morlan, who waited
with impatience an opportunity to speak, 'that makes me an

'No intrusion!' reiterated the Baronet, gracefully waving his

'But permit me to say, Sir Robert,' said the sheriff-substitute,
'I do not come with the purpose of remaining here, but to recall
these soldiers to Portanferry, and to assure you that I will
answer for the safety of your house.'

'To withdraw the guard from Hazlewood House!' exclaimed the
proprietor in mingled displeasure and surprise; 'and YOU will be
answerable for it! And, pray, who are you, sir, that I should take
your security and caution and pledge, official or personal, for
the safety of Hazlewood House? I think, sir, and believe, sir, and
am of opinion, sir, that if any one of these family pictures were
deranged or destroyed or injured it would be difficult for me to
make up the loss upon the guarantee which you so obligingly offer

'In that case I shall be sorry for it, Sir Robert,' answered the
downright Mac-Morlan; 'but I presume I may escape the pain of
feeling my conduct the cause of such irreparable loss, as I can
assure you there will be no attempt upon Hazlewood House whatever,
and I have received information which induces me to suspect that
the rumour was put afloat merely in order to occasion the removal
of the soldiers from Portanferry. And under this strong belief and
conviction I must exert my authority as sheriff and chief
magistrate of police to order the whole, or greater part of them,
back again. I regret much that by my accidental absence a good
deal of delay has already taken place, and we shall not now reach
Portanferry until it is late.'

As Mr. Mac-Morlan was the superior magistrate, and expressed
himself peremptory in the purpose of acting as such, the Baronet,
though highly offended, could only say, 'Very well, sir; it is
very well. Nay, sir, take them all with you; I am far from
desiring any to be left here, sir. We, sir, can protect ourselves,
sir. But you will have the goodness to observe, sir, that you are
acting on your own proper risk, sir, and peril, sir, and
responsibility, sir, if anything shall happen or befall to
Hazlewood House, sir, or the inhabitants, sir, or to the furniture
and paintings, sir.'

'I am acting to the best of my judgment and information, Sir
Robert,' said Mac-Morlan, 'and I must pray of you to believe so,
and to pardon me accordingly. I beg you to observe it is no time
for ceremony; it is already very late.'

But Sir Robert, without deigning to listen to his apologies,
immediately employed himself with much parade in arming and
arraying his domestics. Charles Hazlewood longed to accompany the
military, which were about to depart for Portanferry, and which
were now drawn up and mounted by direction and under the guidance
of Mr. Mac-Morlan, as the civil magistrate. But it would have
given just pain and offence to his father to have left him at a
moment when he conceived himself and his mansion-house in danger.
Young Hazlewood therefore gazed from a window with suppressed
regret and displeasure, until he heard the officer give the word
of command--'From the right to the front, by files, m-a-rch.
Leading file, to the right wheel. Trot.' The whole party of
soldiers then getting into a sharp and uniform pace, were soon
lost among the trees, and the noise of the hoofs died speedily
away in the distance.


     Wi' coulters and wi' forehammers
     We garr'd the bars bang merrily,
     Until we came to the inner prison,
     Where Willie o' Kinmont he did lie.

          Old Border Ballad.

We return to Portanferry, and to Bertram and his honest-hearted
friend, whom we left most innocent inhabitants of a place built
for the guilty. The slumbers of the farmer were as sound as it was

But Bertram's first heavy sleep passed away long before midnight,
nor could he again recover that state of oblivion. Added to the
uncertain and uncomfortable state of his mind, his body felt
feverish and oppressed. This was chiefly owing to the close and
confined air of the small apartment in which they slept. After
enduring for some time the broiling and suffocating feeling
attendant upon such an atmosphere, he rose to endeavour to open
the window of the apartment, and thus to procure a change of air.
Alas! the first trial reminded him that he was in jail, and that
the building being contrived for security, not comfort, the means
of procuring fresh air were not left at the disposal of the
wretched inhabitants.

Disappointed in this attempt, he stood by the unmanageable window
for some time. Little Wasp, though oppressed with the fatigue of
his journey on the preceding day, crept out of bed after his
master, and stood by him rubbing his shaggy coat against his legs,
and expressing by a murmuring sound the delight which he felt at
being restored to him. Thus accompanied, and waiting until the
feverish feeling which at present agitated his blood should
subside into a desire for warmth and slumber, Bertram remained for
some time looking out upon the sea.

The tide was now nearly full, and dashed hoarse and near below the
base of the building. Now and then a large wave reached even the
barrier or bulwark which defended the foundation of the house, and
was flung up on it with greater force and noise than those which
only broke upon the sand. Far in the distance, under the
indistinct light of a hazy and often overclouded moon, the ocean
rolled its multitudinous complication of waves, crossing,
bursting, and mingling with each other.

'A wild and dim spectacle,' said Bertram to himself, 'like those
crossing tides of fate which have tossed me about the world from
my infancy upwards. When will this uncertainty cease, and how soon
shall I be permitted to look out for a tranquil home, where I may
cultivate in quiet, and without dread and perplexity, those arts
of peace from which my cares have been hitherto so forcibly
diverted? The ear of Fancy, it is said, can discover the voice of
sea-nymphs and tritons amid the bursting murmurs of the ocean;
would that I could do so, and that some siren or Proteus would
arise from these billows to unriddle for me the strange maze of
fate in which I am so deeply entangled! Happy friend!' he said,
looking at the bed where Dinmont had deposited his bulky person,
'thy cares are confined to the narrow round of a healthy and
thriving occupation! Thou canst lay them aside at pleasure, and
enjoy the deep repose of body and mind which wholesome labour has
prepared for thee!'

At this moment his reflections were broken by little Wasp, who,
attempting to spring up against the window, began to yelp and bark
most furiously. The sounds reached Dinmont's ears, but without
dissipating the illusion which had transported him from this
wretched apartment to the free air of his own green hills. 'Hoy,
Yarrow, man! far yaud, far yaud!' he muttered between his teeth,
imagining, doubtless, that he was calling to his sheep-dog, and
hounding him in shepherds' phrase against some intruders on the
grazing. The continued barking of the terrier within was answered
by the angry challenge of the mastiff in the courtyard, which had
for a long time been silent, excepting only an occasional short
and deep note, uttered when the moon shone suddenly from among the
clouds. Now his clamour was continued and furious, and seemed to
be excited by some disturbance distinct from the barking of Wasp,
which had first given him the alarm, and which, with much trouble,
his master had contrived to still into an angry note of low

At last Bertram, whose attention was now fully awakened, conceived
that he saw a boat upon the sea, and heard in good earnest the
sound of oars and of human voices mingling with the dash of the
billows. 'Some benighted fishermen,' he thought, 'or perhaps some
of the desperate traders from the Isle of Man. They are very
hardy, however, to approach so near to the custom-house, where
there must be sentinels. It is a large boat, like a long-boat, and
full of people; perhaps it belongs to the revenue service.'
Bertram was confirmed in this last opinion by observing that the
boat made for a little quay which ran into the sea behind the
custom-house, and, jumping ashore one after another, the crew, to
the number of twenty hands, glided secretly up a small lane which
divided the custom-house from the bridewell, and disappeared from
his sight, leaving only two persons to take care of the boat.

The dash of these men's oars at first, and latterly the suppressed
sounds of their voices, had excited the wrath of the wakeful
sentinel in the courtyard, who now exalted his deep voice into
such a horrid and continuous din that it awakened his brute
master, as savage a ban-dog as himself. His cry from a window, of
'How now, Tearum, what's the matter, sir? down, d--n ye, down!'
produced no abatement of Tearum's vociferation, which in part
prevented his master from hearing the sounds of alarm which his
ferocious vigilance was in the act of challenging. But the mate of
the two-legged Cerberus was gifted with sharper ears than her
husband. She also was now at the window. 'B--t ye, gae down and
let loose the dog,' she said; 'they're sporting the door of the
custom-house, and the auld sap at Hazlewood House has ordered off
the guard. But ye hae nae mair heart than a cat.' And down the
Amazon sallied to perform the task herself, while her helpmate,
more jealous of insurrection within doors than of storm from
without, went from cell to cell to see that the inhabitants of
each were carefully secured.

These latter sounds with which we have made the reader acquainted
had their origin in front of the house, and were consequently
imperfectly heard by Bertram, whose apartment, as we have already
noticed, looked from the back part of the building upon the sea.
He heard, however, a stir and tumult in the house, which did not
seem to accord with the stern seclusion of a prison at the hour of
midnight, and, connecting them with the arrival of an armed boat
at that dead hour, could not but suppose that something
extraordinary was about to take place. In this belief he shook
Dinmont by the shoulder. 'Eh! Ay! Oh! Ailie, woman, it's no time
to get up yet,' groaned the sleeping man of the mountains. More
roughly shaken, however, he gathered himself up, shook his ears,
and asked, 'In the name of Providence what's the matter?'

'That I can't tell you,' replied Bertram; 'but either the place is
on fire or some extraordinary thing is about to happen. Are you
not sensible of a smell of fire? Do you not hear what a noise
there is of clashing doors within the house and of hoarse voices,
murmurs, and distant shouts on the outside? Upon my word, I
believe something very extraordinary has taken place. Get up, for
the love of Heaven, and let us be on our guard.'

Dinmont rose at the idea of danger, as intrepid and undismayed as
any of his ancestors when the beacon-light was kindled. 'Od,
Captain, this is a queer place! they winna let ye out in the day,
and they winna let ye sleep in the night. Deil, but it wad break
my heart in a fortnight. But, Lordsake, what a racket they're
making now! Od, I wish we had some light. Wasp, Wasp, whisht,
hinny; whisht, my bonnie man, and let's hear what they're doing.
Deil's in ye, will ye whisht?'

They sought in vain among the embers the means of lighting their
candle, and the noise without still continued. Dinmont in his turn
had recourse to the window--'Lordsake, Captain! come here. Od,
they hae broken the custom-house!'

Bertram hastened to the window, and plainly saw a miscellaneous
crowd of smugglers, and blackguards of different descriptions,
some carrying lighted torches, others bearing packages and barrels
down the lane to the boat that was lying at the quay, to which two
or three other fisher-boats were now brought round. They were
loading each of these in their turn, and one or two had already
put off to seaward. 'This speaks for itself,' said Bertram; 'but I
fear something worse has happened. Do you perceive a strong smell
of smoke, or is it my fancy?'

'Fancy?' answered Dinmont, 'there's a reek like a killogie. Od, if
they burn the custom-house it will catch here, and we'll lunt like
a tar-barrel a' thegither. Eh! it wad be fearsome to be burnt
alive for naething, like as if ane had been a warlock! Mac-Guffog,
hear ye!' roaring at the top of his voice; 'an ye wad ever hae a
haill bane in your skin, let's out, man, let's out!'

The fire began now to rise high, and thick clouds of smoke rolled
past the window at which Bertram and Dinmont were stationed.
Sometimes, as the wind pleased, the dim shroud of vapour hid
everything from their sight; sometimes a red glare illuminated
both land and sea, and shone full on the stern and fierce figures
who, wild with ferocious activity, were engaged in loading the
boats. The fire was at length triumphant, and spouted in jets of
flame out at each window of the burning building, while huge
flakes of flaming materials came driving on the wind against the
adjoining prison, and rolling a dark canopy of smoke over all the
neighbourhood. The shouts of a furious mob resounded far and wide;
for the smugglers in their triumph were joined by all the rabble
of the little town and neighbourhood, now aroused and in complete
agitation, notwithstanding the lateness of the hour, some from
interest in the free trade, and most from the general love of
mischief and tumult natural to a vulgar populace.

Bertram began to be seriously anxious for their fate. There was no
stir in the house; it seemed as if the jailor had deserted his
charge, and left the prison with its wretched inhabitants to the
mercy of the conflagration which was spreading towards them. In
the meantime a new and fierce attack was heard upon the outer gate
of the correction house, which, battered with sledge-hammers and
crows, was soon forced. The keeper, as great a coward as a bully,
with his more ferocious wife, had fled; their servants readily
surrendered the keys. The liberated prisoners, celebrating their
deliverance with the wildest yells of joy, mingled among the mob
which had given them freedom.

In the midst of the confusion that ensued three or four of the
principal smugglers hurried to the apartment of Bertram with
lighted torches, and armed with cutlasses and pistols. 'Der
deyvil,' said the leader, 'here's our mark!' and two of them
seized on Bertram; but one whispered in his ear,' Make no
resistance till you are in the street.' The same individual found
an instant to say to Dinmont--'Follow your friend, and help when
you see the time come.'

In the hurry of the moment Dinmont obeyed and followed close. The
two smugglers dragged Bertram along the passage, downstairs,
through the courtyard, now illuminated by the glare of fire, and
into the narrow street to which the gate opened, where in the
confusion the gang were necessarily in some degree separated from
each other. A rapid noise, as of a body of horse advancing, seemed
to add to the disturbance. 'Hagel and wetter, what is that?' said
the leader; 'keep together, kinder; look to the prisoner.' But in
spite of his charge the two who held Bertram were the last of the

The sounds and signs of violence were heard in front. The press
became furiously agitated, while some endeavoured to defend
themselves, others to escape; shots were fired, and the glittering
broadswords of the dragoons began to appear flashing above the
heads of the rioters. 'Now,' said the warning whisper of the man
who held Bertram's left arm, the same who had spoken before,
'shake off that fellow and follow me.'

Bertram, exerting his strength suddenly and effectually, easily
burst from the grasp of the man who held his collar on the right
side. The fellow attempted to draw a pistol, but was prostrated by
a blow of Dinmont's fist, which an ox could hardly have received
without the same humiliation. 'Follow me quick,' said the friendly
partizan, and dived through a very narrow and dirty lane which led
from the main street.

No pursuit took place. The attention of the smugglers had been
otherwise and very disagreeably engaged by the sudden appearance
of Mac-Morlan and the party of horse. The loud, manly voice of the
provincial magistrate was heard proclaiming the Riot Act, and
charging 'all those unlawfully assembled to disperse at their own
proper peril.' This interruption would, indeed, have happened in
time sufficient to have prevented the attempt, had not the
magistrate received upon the road some false information which led
him to think that the smugglers were to land at the bay of
Ellangowan. Nearly two hours were lost in consequence of this
false intelligence, which it may be no lack of charity to suppose
that Glossin, so deeply interested in the issue of that night's
daring attempt, had contrived to throw in Mac-Morlan's way,
availing himself of the knowledge that the soldiers had left
Hazlewood House, which would soon reach an ear so anxious as his.

In the meantime, Bertram followed his guide, and was in his turn
followed by Dinmont. The shouts of the mob, the trampling of the
horses, the dropping pistol-shots, sunk more and more faintly upon
their ears, when at the end of the dark lane they found a post-
chaise with four horses. 'Are you here, in God's name?' said the
guide to the postilion who drove the leaders.

'Ay, troth am I,' answered Jock Jabos, 'and I wish I were ony gate

'Open the carriage then. You, gentlemen, get into it; in a short
time you'll be in a place of safety, and (to Bertram) remember
your promise to the gipsy wife!'

Bertram, resolving to be passive in the hands of a person who had
just rendered him such a distinguished piece of service, got into
the chaise as directed. Dinmont followed; Wasp, who had kept close
by them, sprung in at the same time, and the carriage drove off
very fast. 'Have a care o' me,' said Dinmont, 'but this is the
queerest thing yet! Od, I trust they'll no coup us. And then
what's to come o' Dumple? I would rather be on his back than in
the Deuke's coach, God bless him.'

Bertram observed, that they could not go at that rapid rate to any
very great distance without changing horses, and that they might
insist upon remaining till daylight at the first inn they stopped
at, or at least upon being made acquainted with the purpose and
termination of their journey, and Mr. Dinmont might there give
directions about his faithful horse, which would probably be safe
at the stables where he had left him. 'Aweel, aweel, e'en sae be
it for Dandie. Od, if we were ance out o' this trindling kist o' a
thing, I am thinking they wad find it hard wark to gar us gang ony
gate but where we liked oursells.'

While he thus spoke the carriage, making a sudden turn, showed
them through the left window the village at some distance, still
widely beaconed by the fire, which, having reached a store-house
wherein spirits were deposited, now rose high into the air, a
wavering column of brilliant light. They had not long time to
admire this spectacle, for another turn of the road carried them
into a close lane between plantations, through which the chaise
proceeded in nearly total darkness, but with unabated speed.


     The night drave on wi' sangs and clatter,
     And aye the ale was growing better

          Tam o'Shanter.

We must now return to Woodbourne, which, it may be remembered, we
left just after the Colonel had given some directions to his
confidential servant. When he returned, his absence of mind, and
an unusual expression of thought and anxiety upon his features,
struck the ladies, whom he joined in the drawing-room. Mannering
was not, however, a man to be questioned, even by those whom he
most loved, upon the cause of the mental agitation which these
signs expressed. The hour of tea arrived, and the party were
partaking of that refreshment in silence when a carriage drove up
to the door, and the bell announced the arrival of a visitor.
'Surely,' said Mannering, 'it is too soon by some hours.'

There was a short pause, when Barnes, opening the door of the
saloon, announced Mr. Pleydell. In marched the lawyer, whose well-
brushed black coat and well-powdered wig, together with his point
ruffles, brown silk stockings, highly-varnished shoes, and gold
buckles, exhibited the pains which the old gentleman had taken to
prepare his person for the ladies' society. He was welcomed by
Mannering with a hearty shake by the hand. 'The very man I wished
to see at this moment!'

'Yes,' said the Counsellor, 'I told you I would take the first
opportunity; so I have ventured to leave the court for a week in
session time--no common sacrifice; but I had a notion I could be
useful, and I was to attend a proof here about the same time. But
will you not introduce me to the young ladies? Ah! there is one I
should have known at once from her family likeness! Miss Lucy
Bertram, my love, I am most happy to see you.' And he folded her
in his arms, and gave her a hearty kiss on each side of the face,
to which Lucy submitted in blushing resignation.

'On n'arrete pas dans un si beau chemin,' continued the gay old
gentleman, and, as the Colonel presented him to Julia, took the
same liberty with that fair lady's cheek. Julia laughed, coloured,
and disengaged herself. 'I beg a thousand pardons,' said the
lawyer, with a bow which was not at all professionally awkward;
'age and old fashions give privileges, and I can hardly say
whether I am most sorry just now at being too well entitled to
claim them at all, or happy in having such an opportunity to
exercise them so agreeably.'

'Upon my word, sir,' said Miss Mannering, laughing, 'if you make
such flattering apologies we shall begin to doubt whether we can
admit you to shelter yourself under your alleged qualifications.'

'I can assure you, Julia,' said the Colonel, 'you are perfectly
right. My friend the Counsellor is a dangerous person; the last
time I had the pleasure of seeing him he was closeted with a fair
lady who had granted him a tete-a-tete at eight in the morning.'

'Ay, but, Colonel,' said the Counsellor, 'you should add, I was
more indebted to my chocolate than my charms for so distinguished
a favour from a person of such propriety of demeanour as Mrs.

'And that should remind me, Mr. Pleydell,' said Julia, 'to offer
you tea; that is, supposing you have dined.'

'Anything, Miss Mannering, from your hands,' answered the gallant
jurisconsult; 'yes, I have dined; that is to say, as people dine
at a Scotch inn.'

'And that is indifferently enough,' said the Colonel, with his
hand upon the bell-handle; 'give me leave to order something.'

'Why, to say truth, 'replied Mr. Pleydell, 'I had rather not. I
have been inquiring into that matter, for you must know I stopped
an instant below to pull off my boot-hose, "a world too wide for
my shrunk shanks,"' glancing down with some complacency upon limbs
which looked very well for his time of life, 'and I had some
conversation with your Barnes and a very intelligent person whom I
presume to be the housekeeper; and it was settled among us, tota
re perspecta,--I beg Miss Mannering's pardon for my Latin,--that
the old lady should add to your light family supper the more
substantial refreshment of a brace of wild ducks. I told her
(always under deep submission) my poor thoughts about the sauce,
which concurred exactly with her own; and, if you please, I would
rather wait till they are ready before eating anything solid.'

'And we will anticipate our usual hour of supper,' said the

'With all my heart,' said Pleydell, 'providing I do not lose the
ladies' company a moment the sooner. I am of counsel with my old
friend Burnet; [Footnote: See Note 5] I love the coena, the supper
of the ancients, the pleasant meal and social glass that wash out
of one's mind the cobwebs that business or gloom have been
spinning in our brains all day.'

The vivacity of Mr. Pleydell's look and manner, and the quietness
with which he made himself at home on the subject of his little
epicurean comforts, amused the ladies, but particularly Miss
Mannering, who immediately gave the Counsellor a great deal of
flattering attention; and more pretty things were said on both
sides during the service of the tea-table than we have leisure to

As soon as this was over, Mannering led the Counsellor by the arm
into a small study which opened from the saloon, and where,
according to the custom of the family, there were always lights
and a good fire in the evening.

'I see,' said Mr. Pleydell, 'you have got something to tell me
about the Ellangowan business. Is it terrestrial or celestial?
What says my military Albumazar? Have you calculated the course of
futurity? have you consulted your ephemerides, your almochoden,
your almuten?'

'No, truly, Counsellor,' replied Mannering, 'you are the only
Ptolemy I intend to resort to upon the present occasion. A second
Prospero, I have broken my staff and drowned my book far beyond
plummet depth. But I have great news notwithstanding. Meg
Merrilies, our Egyptian sibyl, has appeared to the Dominie this
very day, and, as I conjecture, has frightened the honest man not
a little.'


'Ay, and she has done me the honour to open a correspondence with
me, supposing me to be as deep in astrological mysteries as when
we first met. Here is her scroll, delivered to me by the Dominie.'

Pleydell put on his spectacles. 'A vile greasy scrawl, indeed; and
the letters are uncial or semi-uncial, as somebody calls your
large text hand, and in size and perpendicularity resemble the
ribs of a roasted pig; I can hardly make it out.'

'Read aloud,' said Mannering.

'I will try,' answered the Lawyer. '"YOU ARE A GOOD SEEKER, BUT A
ASK THEM, IF THEY BE THERE IN GOD'S NAME."--Stay, here follows
some poetry--


A most mystic epistle truly, and closes in a vein of poetry worthy
of the Cumaean sibyl. And what have you done?'

'Why,' said Mannering, rather reluctantly, 'I was loth to risk any
opportunity of throwing light on this business. The woman is
perhaps crazed, and these effusions may arise only from visions of
her imagination; but you were of opinion that she knew more of
that strange story than she ever told.'

'And so,' said Pleydell, 'you sent a carriage to the place named?'

'You will laugh at me if I own I did,' replied the Colonel.

'Who, I?' replied the Advocate. 'No, truly, I think it was the
wisest thing you could do.'

'Yes,' answered Mannering, well pleased to have escaped the
ridicule he apprehended; 'you know the worst is paying the chaise-
hire. I sent a post-chaise and four from Kippletringan, with
instructions corresponding to the letter; the horses will have a
long and cold station on the outpost to-night if our intelligence
be false.'

'Ay, but I think it will prove otherwise,' said the Lawyer. 'This
woman has played a part till she believes it; or, if she be a
thorough-paced impostor, without a single grain of self-delusion
to qualify her knavery, still she may think herself bound to act
in character; this I know, that I could get nothing out of her by
the common modes of interrogation, and the wisest thing we can do
is to give her an opportunity of making the discovery her own way.
And now have you more to say, or shall we go to the ladies?'

'Why, my mind is uncommonly agitated,' answered the Colonel,
'and--but I really have no more to say; only I shall count the
minutes till the carriage returns; but you cannot be expected to
be so anxious.'

'Why, no; use is all in all,' said the more experienced lawyer; 'I
am much interested certainly, but I think I shall be able to
survive the interval, if the ladies will afford us some music.'

'And with the assistance of the wild ducks, by and by?' suggested

'True, Colonel; a lawyer's anxiety about the fate of the most
interesting cause has seldom spoiled either his sleep or
digestion. [Footnote: See Note 6.] And yet I shall be very eager
to hear the rattle of these wheels on their return,

So saying, he rose and led the way into the next room, where Miss
Mannering, at his request, took her seat at the harpsichord, Lucy
Bertram, who sung her native melodies very sweetly, was
accompanied by her friend upon the instrument, and Julia
afterwards performed some of Scarlatti's sonatas with great
brilliancy. The old lawyer, scraping a little upon the
violoncello, and being a member of the gentlemen's concert in
Edinburgh, was so greatly delighted with this mode of spending the
evening that I doubt if he once thought of the wild ducks until
Barnes informed the company that supper was ready.

'Tell Mrs. Allan to have something in readiness,' said the
Colonel; 'I expect--that is, I hope--perhaps some company may be
here to-night; and let the men sit up, and do not lock the upper
gate on the lawn until I desire you.'

'Lord, sir,' said Julia, 'whom can you possibly expect to-night?'

'Why, some persons, strangers to me, talked of calling in the
evening on business,' answered her father, not without
embarrassment, for he would have little brooked a disappointment
which might have thrown ridicule on his judgment; 'it is quite

'Well, we shall not pardon them for disturbing our party,' said
Julia, 'unless they bring as much good-humour and as susceptible
hearts as my friend and admirer, for so he has dubbed himself,
Mr. Pleydell.'

'Ah, Miss Julia,' said Pleydell, offering his arm with an air of
gallantry to conduct her into the eating-room, 'the time has been,
when I returned from Utrecht in the year 1738--'

'Pray don't talk of it,' answered the young lady; 'we like you
much better as you are. Utrecht, in Heaven's name! I daresay you
have spent all the intervening years in getting rid so completely
of the effects of your Dutch education.'

'O forgive me, Miss Mannering,' said the Lawyer, 'the Dutch are a
much more accomplished people in point of gallantry than their
volatile neighbours are willing to admit. They are constant as
clock-work in their attentions.'

'I should tire of that,' said Julia.

'Imperturbable in their good temper,' continued Pleydell.

'Worse and worse,' said the young lady.

'And then,' said the old beau garcon, 'although for six times
three hundred and sixty-five days your swain has placed the
capuchin round your neck, and the stove under your feet, and
driven your little sledge upon the ice in winter, and your
cabriole through the dust in summer, you may dismiss him at once,
without reason or apology, upon the two thousand one hundred and
ninetieth day, which, according to my hasty calculation, and
without reckoning leap-years, will complete the cycle of the
supposed adoration, and that without your amiable feelings having
the slightest occasion to be alarmed for the consequences to those
of Mynheer.'

'Well,' replied Julia,' that last is truly a Dutch recommendation,
Mr. Pleydell; crystal and hearts would lose all their merit in the
world if it were not for their fragility.'

'Why, upon that point of the argument, Miss Mannering, it is as
difficult to find a heart that will break as a glass that will
not; and for that reason I would press the value of mine own, were
it not that I see Mr. Sampson's eyes have been closed, and his
hands clasped for some time, attending the end of our conference
to begin the grace. And, to say the truth, the appearance of the
wild ducks is very appetising.' So saying, the worthy Counsellor
sat himself to table, and laid aside his gallantry for awhile to
do honour to the good things placed before him. Nothing further is
recorded of him for some time, excepting an observation that the
ducks were roasted to a single turn, and that Mrs. Allan's sauce
of claret, lemon, and cayenne was beyond praise.

'I see,' said Miss Mannering, 'I have a formidable rival in Mr.
Pleydell's favour, even on the very first night of his avowed

'Pardon me, my fair lady,' answered the Counsellor, 'your avowed
rigour alone has induced me to commit the solecism of eating a
good supper in your presence; how shall I support your frowns
without reinforcing my strength? Upon the same principle, and no
other, I will ask permission to drink wine with you.'

'This is the fashion of Utrecht also, I suppose, Mr. Pleydell?'

'Forgive me, madam,' answered the Counsellor; 'the French
themselves, the patterns of all that is gallant, term their
tavern-keepers restaurateurs, alluding, doubtless, to the relief
they afford the disconsolate lover when bowed down to the earth by
his mistress's severity. My own case requires so much relief that
I must trouble you for that other wing, Mr. Sampson, without
prejudice to my afterwards applying to Miss Bertram for a tart. Be
pleased to tear the wing, sir, instead of cutting it off. Mr.
Barnes will assist you, Mr. Sampson; thank you, sir; and, Mr.
Barnes, a glass of ale, if you please.'

While the old gentleman, pleased with Miss Mannering's liveliness
and attention, rattled away for her amusement and his own, the
impatience of Colonel Mannering began to exceed all bounds. He
declined sitting down at table, under pretence that he never eat
supper; and traversed the parlour in which they were with hasty
and impatient steps, now throwing up the window to gaze upon the
dark lawn, now listening for the remote sound of the carriage
advancing up the avenue. At length, in a feeling of uncontrollable
impatience, he left the room, took his hat and cloak, and pursued
his walk up the avenue, as if his so doing would hasten the
approach of those whom he desired to see. 'I really wish,' said
Miss Bertram,' Colonel Mannering would not venture out after
nightfall. You must have heard, Mr. Pleydell, what a cruel fright
we had.'

'O, with the smugglers?' replied the Advocate; 'they are old
friends of mine. I was the means of bringing some of them to
justice a long time since, when sheriff of this county.'

'And then the alarm we had immediately afterwards,' added Miss
Bertram, 'from the vengeance of one of these wretches.'

'When young Hazlewood was hurt; I heard of that too.'

'Imagine, my dear Mr. Pleydell,' continued Lucy, 'how much Miss
Mannering and I were alarmed when a ruffian, equally dreadful for
his great strength and the sternness of his features, rushed out
upon us!'

'You must know, Mr. Pleydell,' said Julia, unable to suppress her
resentment at this undesigned aspersion of her admirer, 'that
young Hazlewood is so handsome in the eyes of the young ladies of
this country that they think every person shocking who comes near

'Oho!' thought Pleydell, who was by profession an observer of
tones and gestures,' there's something wrong here between my young
friends.'--'Well, Miss Mannering, I have not seen young Hazlewood
since he was a boy, so the ladies may be perfectly right; but I
can assure you, in spite of your scorn, that if you want to see
handsome men you must go to Holland; the prettiest fellow I ever
saw was a Dutchman, in spite of his being called Vanbost, or
Vanbuster, or some such barbarous name. He will not be quite so
handsome now, to be sure.'

It was now Julia's turn to look a little out of countenance at the
chance hit of her learned admirer, but that instant the Colonel
entered the room. 'I can hear nothing of them yet,' he said;
'still, however, we will not separate. Where is Dominie Sampson?'

'Here, honoured sir.'

'What is that book you hold in your hand, Mr. Sampson?'

'It's even the learned De Lyra, sir. I would crave his honour Mr.
Pleydell's judgment, always with his best leisure, to expound a
disputed passage.'

'I am not in the vein, Mr. Sampson,' answered Pleydell; 'here's
metal more attractive. I do not despair to engage these two young
ladies in a glee or a catch, wherein I, even I myself, will
adventure myself for the bass part. Hang De Lyra, man; keep him
for a fitter season.'

The disappointed Dominie shut his ponderous tome, much marvelling
in his mind how a person possessed of the lawyer's erudition could
give his mind to these frivolous toys. But the Counsellor,
indifferent to the high character for learning which he was
trifling away, filled himself a large glass of Burgundy, and,
after preluding a little with a voice somewhat the worse for the
wear, gave the ladies a courageous invitation to join in 'We be
Three Poor Mariners,' and accomplished his own part therein with
great eclat.

'Are you not withering your roses with sitting up so late, my
young ladies?' said the Colonel.

'Not a bit, sir,' answered Julia; 'your friend Mr. Pleydell
threatens to become a pupil of Mr. Sampson's to-morrow, so we must
make the most of our conquest to-night.'

This led to another musical trial of skill, and that to lively
conversation. At length, when the solitary sound of one o'clock
had long since resounded on the ebon ear of night, and the next
signal of the advance of time was close approaching, Mannering,
whose impatience had long subsided into disappointment and
despair, looked at his watch and said, 'We must now give them up,'
when at that instant--But what then befell will require a separate


     JUSTICE This does indeed confirm each circumstance
     The gipsy told!
     No orphan, nor without a friend art thou.
     _I_ am thy father, HERE'S thy mother, THERE
     Thy uncle, THIS thy first cousin, and THESE
     Are all thy near relations!

          The Critic.

As Mannering replaced his watch, he heard a distant and hollow
sound. 'It is a carriage for certain; no, it is but the sound of
the wind among the leafless trees. Do come to the window, Mr.
Pleydell.' The Counsellor, who, with his large silk handkerchief
in his hand, was expatiating away to Julia upon some subject which
he thought was interesting, obeyed the summons, first, however,
wrapping the handkerchief round his neck by way of precaution
against the cold air. The sound of wheels became now very
perceptible, and Pleydell, as if he had reserved all his curiosity
till that moment, ran out to the hall. The Colonel rung for Barnes
to desire that the persons who came in the carriage might be shown
into a separate room, being altogether uncertain whom it might
contain. It stopped, however, at the door before his purpose could
be fully explained. A moment after Mr. Pleydell called out,
'Here's our Liddesdale friend, I protest, with a strapping young
fellow of the same calibre.' His voice arrested Dinmont, who
recognised him with equal surprise and pleasure. 'Od, if it's your
honour we'll a' be as right and tight as thack and rape can make

But while the farmer stopped to make his bow, Bertram, dizzied
with the sudden glare of light, and bewildered with the
circumstances of his situation, almost unconsciously entered the
open door of the parlour, and confronted the Colonel, who was just
advancing towards it. The strong light of the apartment left no
doubt of his identity, and he himself was as much confounded with
the appearance of those to whom he so unexpectedly presented
himself as they were by the sight of so utterly unlooked-for an
object. It must be remembered that each individual present had
their own peculiar reasons for looking with terror upon what
seemed at first sight a spectral apparition. Mannering saw before
him the man whom he supposed he had killed in India; Julia beheld
her lover in a most peculiar and hazardous situation; and Lucy
Bertram at once knew the person who had fired upon young
Hazlewood. Bertram, who interpreted the fixed and motionless
astonishment of the Colonel into displeasure at his intrusion,
hastened to say that it was involuntary, since he had been hurried
hither without even knowing whither he was to be transported.

'Mr. Brown, I believe!' said Colonel Mannering.

'Yes, sir,' replied the young man, modestly, but with firmness,
'the same you knew in India; and who ventures to hope, that what
you did then know of him is not such as should prevent his
requesting you would favour him with your attestation to his
character as a gentleman and man of honour.'

'Mr. Brown, I have been seldom--never--so much surprised;
certainly, sir, in whatever passed between us you have a right to
command my favourable testimony.'

At this critical moment entered the Counsellor and Dinmont. The
former beheld to his astonishment the Colonel but just recovering
from his first surprise, Lucy Bertram ready to faint with terror,
and Miss Mannering in an agony of doubt and apprehension, which
she in vain endeavoured to disguise or suppress. 'What is the
meaning of all this?' said he; 'has this young fellow brought the
Gorgon's head in his hand? let me look at him. By Heaven!' he
muttered to himself, 'the very image of old Ellangowan! Yes, the
same manly form and handsome features, but with a world of more
intelligence in the face. Yes! the witch has kept her word.' Then
instantly passing to Lucy, 'Look at that man, Miss Bertram, my
dear; have you never seen any one like him?'

Lucy had only ventured one glance at this object of terror, by
which, however, from his remarkable height and appearance, she at
once recognised the supposed assassin of young Hazlewood, a
conviction which excluded, of course, the more favourable
association of ideas which might have occurred on a closer view.
'Don't ask me about him, sir,' said she, turning away her eyes;
'send him away, for Heaven's sake! we shall all be murdered!'

'Murdered! where's the poker?' said the Advocate in some alarm;
'but nonsense! we are three men besides the servants, and there is
honest Liddesdale, worth half-a-dozen, to boot; we have the major
vis upon our side. However, here, my friend Dandie--Davie--what do
they call you? keep between that fellow and us for the protection
of the ladies.'

'Lord! Mr. Pleydell,' said the astonished farmer, 'that's Captain
Brown; d 'ye no ken the Captain?'

'Nay, if he's a friend of yours we may be safe enough,' answered
Pleydell; 'but keep near him.'

All this passed with such rapidity that it was over before the
Dominie had recovered himself from a fit of absence, shut the book
which he had been studying in a corner, and, advancing to obtain a
sight of the strangers, exclaimed at once upon beholding Bertram,
'If the grave can give up the dead, that is my dear and honoured

'We're right after all, by Heaven! I was sure I was right,' said
the Lawyer; 'he is the very image of his father. Come, Colonel,
what do you think of, that you do not bid your guest welcome? I
think--I believe--I trust we're right; never saw such a likeness!
But patience; Dominie, say not a word. Sit down, young gentleman.'

'I beg pardon, sir; if I am, as I understand, in Colonel
Mannering's house, I should wish first to know if my accidental
appearance here gives offence, or if I am welcome?'

Mannering instantly made an effort. 'Welcome? most certainly,
especially if you can point out how I can serve you. I believe I
may have some wrongs to repair towards you, I have often suspected
so; but your sudden and unexpected appearance, connected with
painful recollections, prevented my saying at first, as I now say,
that whatever has procured me the honour of this visit, it is an
acceptable one.'

Bertram bowed with an air of distant yet civil acknowledgment to
the grave courtesy of Mannering.

'Julia, my love, you had better retire. Mr. Brown, you will excuse
my daughter; there are circumstances which I perceive rush upon
her recollection.'

Miss Mannering rose and retired accordingly; yet, as she passed
Bertram, could not suppress the words, 'Infatuated! a second
time!' but so pronounced as to be heard by him alone. Miss Bertram
accompanied her friend, much surprised, but without venturing a
second glance at the object of her terror. Some mistake she saw
there was, and was unwilling to increase it by denouncing the
stranger as an assassin. He was known, she saw, to the Colonel,
and received as a gentleman; certainly he either was not the
person she suspected or Hazlewood was right in supposing the shot

The remaining part of the company would have formed no bad group
for a skilful painter. Each was too much embarrassed with his own
sensations to observe those of the others. Bertram most
unexpectedly found himself in the house of one whom he was
alternately disposed to dislike as his personal enemy and to
respect as the father of Julia. Mannering was struggling between
his high sense of courtesy and hospitality, his joy at finding
himself relieved from the guilt of having shed life in a private
quarrel, and the former feelings of dislike and prejudice, which
revived in his haughty mind at the sight of the object against
whom he had entertained them. Sampson, supporting his shaking
limbs by leaning on the back of a chair, fixed his eyes upon
Bertram with a staring expression of nervous anxiety which
convulsed his whole visage. Dinmont, enveloped in his loose shaggy
great-coat, and resembling a huge bear erect upon his hinder legs,
stared on the whole scene with great round eyes that witnessed his

The Counsellor alone was in his element: shrewd, prompt, and
active, he already calculated the prospect of brilliant success in
a strange, eventful, and mysterious lawsuit, and no young monarch,
flushed with hopes, and at the head of a gallant army, could
experience more glee when taking the field on his first campaign.
He bustled about with great energy, and took the arrangement of
the whole explanation upon himself.

'Come, come, gentlemen, sit down; this is all in my province; you
must let me arrange it for you. Sit down, my dear Colonel, and let
me manage; sit down, Mr. Brown, aut quocunque alio nomine vocaris;
Dominie, take your seat; draw in your chair, honest Liddesdale.'

'I dinna ken, Mr. Pleydell,' said Dinmont, looking at his
dreadnought coat, then at the handsome furniture of the room; 'I
had maybe better gang some gate else, and leave ye till your
cracks, I'm no just that weel put on.'

The Colonel, who by this time recognised Dandie, immediately went
up and bid him heartily welcome; assuring him that, from what he
had seen of him in Edinburgh, he was sure his rough coat and
thick-soled boots would honour a royal drawing-room.

'Na, na, Colonel, we're just plain up-the-country folk; but nae
doubt I would fain hear o' ony pleasure that was gaun to happen
the Captain, and I'm sure a' will gae right if Mr. Pleydell will
take his bit job in hand.'

'You're right, Dandie; spoke like a Hieland [Footnote: It may not
be unnecessary to tell southern readers that the mountainous
country in the south western borders of Scotland is called
Hieland, though totally different from the much more mountainous
and more extensive districts of the north, usually called
Hielands.] oracle; and now be silent. Well, you are all seated at
last; take a glass of wine till I begin my catechism methodically.
And now,' turning to Bertram, 'my dear boy, do you know who or
what you are?'

In spite of his perplexity the catechumen could not help laughing
at this commencement, and answered, 'Indeed, sir, I formerly
thought I did; but I own late circumstances have made me somewhat

'Then tell us what you formerly thought yourself.'

'Why, I was in the habit of thinking and calling myself Vanbeest
Brown, who served as a cadet or volunteer under Colonel Mannering,
when he commanded the--regiment, in which capacity I was not
unknown to him.'

'There,' said the Colonel, 'I can assure Mr. Brown of his
identity; and add, what his modesty may have forgotten, that he
was distinguished as a young man of talent and spirit.'

'So much the better, my dear sir,' said Mr. Pleydell; 'but that is
to general character. Mr. Brown must tell us where he was born.'

'In Scotland, I believe, but the place uncertain.'

'Where educated?'

'In Holland, certainly.'

'Do you remember nothing of your early life before you left

'Very imperfectly; yet I have a strong idea, perhaps more deeply
impressed upon me by subsequent hard usage, that I was during my
childhood the object of much solicitude and affection. I have an
indistinct remembrance of a good-looking man whom I used to call
papa, and of a lady who was infirm in health, and who, I think,
must have been my mother; but it is an imperfect and confused
recollection. I remember too a tall, thin, kind-tempered man in
black, who used to teach me my letters and walk out with me; and I
think the very last time--'

Here the Dominie could contain no longer. While every succeeding
word served to prove that the child of his benefactor stood before
him, he had struggled with the utmost difficulty to suppress his
emotions; but when the juvenile recollections of Bertram turned
towards his tutor and his precepts he was compelled to give way to
his feelings. He rose hastily from his chair, and with clasped
hands, trembling limbs, and streaming eyes, called out aloud,
'Harry Bertram! look at me; was I not the man?'

'Yes!' said Bertram, starting from his seat as if a sudden light
had burst in upon his mind; 'yes; that was my name! And that is
the voice and the figure of my kind old master!'

The Dominie threw himself into his arms, pressed him a thousand
times to his bosom in convulsions of transport which shook his
whole frame, sobbed hysterically, and at length, in the emphatic
language of Scripture, lifted up his voice and wept aloud. Colonel
Mannering had recourse to his handkerchief; Pleydell made wry
faces, and wiped the glasses of his spectacles; and honest
Dinmont, after two loud blubbering explosions, exclaimed, 'Deil's
in the man! he's garr'd me do that I haena done since my auld
mither died.'

'Come, come,' said the Counsellor at last, 'silence in the court.
We have a clever party to contend with; we must lose no time in
gathering our information; for anything I know there may be
something to be done before daybreak.'

'I will order a horse to be saddled if you please,' said the

'No, no, time enough, time enough. But come, Dominie, I have
allowed you a competent space to express your feelings. I must
circumduce the term; you must let me proceed in my examination.'

The Dominie was habitually obedient to any one who chose to impose
commands upon him: he sunk back into his chair, spread his
chequered handkerchief over his face, to serve, as I suppose, for
the Grecian painter's veil, and, from the action of his folded
hands, appeared for a time engaged in the act of mental
thanksgiving. He then raised his eyes over the screen, as if to be
assured that the pleasing apparition had not melted into air; then
again sunk them to resume his internal act of devotion, until he
felt himself compelled to give attention to the Counsellor, from
the interest which his questions excited.

'And now,' said Mr. Pleydell, after several minute inquiries
concerning his recollection of early events--'and now, Mr.
Bertram,--for I think we ought in future to call you by your own
proper name--will you have the goodness to let us know every
particular which you can recollect concerning the mode of your
leaving Scotland?'

'Indeed, sir, to say the truth, though the terrible outlines of
that day are strongly impressed upon my memory, yet somehow the
very terror which fixed them there has in a great measure
confounded and confused the details. I recollect, however, that I
was walking somewhere or other, in a wood, I think--'

'O yes, it was in Warroch wood, my dear,' said the Dominie.

'Hush, Mr. Sampson,' said the Lawyer.

'Yes, it was in a wood,' continued Bertram, as long past and
confused ideas arranged themselves in his reviving recollection;
'and some one was with me; this worthy and affectionate gentleman,
I think.'

'O, ay, ay, Harry, Lord bless thee; it was even I myself.'

'Be silent, Dominie, and don't interrupt the evidence,' said
Pleydell. 'And so, sir?' to Bertram.

'And so, sir,' continued Bertram, 'like one of the changes of a
dream, I thought I was on horseback before my guide.'

'No, no,' exclaimed Sampson, 'never did I put my own limbs, not to
say thine, into such peril.'

'On my word, this is intolerable! Look ye, Dominie, if you speak
another word till I give you leave, I will read three sentences
out of the Black Acts, whisk my cane round my head three times,
undo all the magic of this night's work, and conjure Harry Bertram
back again into Vanbeest Brown.'

'Honoured and worthy sir,' groaned out the Dominie, 'I humbly
crave pardon; it was but verbum volans.'

'Well, nolens volens, you must hold your tongue,' said Pleydell.

'Pray, be silent, Mr. Sampson,' said the Colonel; 'it is of great
consequence to your recovered friend that you permit Mr. Pleydell
to proceed in his inquiries.'

'I am mute,' said the rebuked Dominie.

'On a sudden,' continued Bertram, 'two or three men sprung out
upon us, and we were pulled from horseback. I have little
recollection of anything else, but that I tried to escape in the
midst of a desperate scuffle, and fell into the arms of a very
tall woman who started from the bushes and protected me for some
time; the rest is all confusion and dread, a dim recollection of a
sea-beach and a cave, and of some strong potion which lulled me to
sleep for a length of time. In short, it is all a blank in my
memory until I recollect myself first an ill-used and half-starved
cabin-boy aboard a sloop, and then a schoolboy in Holland, under
the protection of an old merchant, who had taken some fancy for

'And what account,' said Mr. Pleydell, 'did your guardian give of
your parentage?'

'A very brief one,' answered Bertram, 'and a charge to inquire no
farther. I was given to understand that my father was concerned in
the smuggling trade carried on on the eastern coast of Scotland,
and was killed in a skirmish with the revenue officers; that his
correspondents in Holland had a vessel on the coast at the time,
part of the crew of which were engaged in the affair, and that
they brought me off after it was over, from a motive of
compassion, as I was left destitute by my father's death. As I
grew older there was much of this story seemed inconsistent with
my own recollections, but what could I do? I had no means of
ascertaining my doubts, nor a single friend with whom I could
communicate or canvass them. The rest of my story is known to
Colonel Mannering: I went out to India to be a clerk in a Dutch
house; their affairs fell into confusion; I betook myself to the
military profession, and, I trust, as yet I have not disgraced

'Thou art a fine young fellow, I'll be bound for thee,' said
Pleydell, 'and since you have wanted a father so long, I wish from
my heart I could claim the paternity myself. But this affair of
young Hazlewood--'

'Was merely accidental,' said Bertram. 'I was travelling in
Scotland for pleasure, and, after a week's residence with my
friend Mr. Dinmont, with whom I had the good fortune to form an
accidental acquaintance--'

"It was my gude fortune that," said Dinmont. "Odd, my brains wad
hae been knockit out by twa black-guards if it hadna been for his
four quarters."

"Shortly after we parted at the town of----I lost my baggage by
thieves, and it was while residing at Kippletringan I accidentally
met the young gentleman. As I was approaching to pay my respects
to Miss Mannering, whom I had known in India, Mr. Hazlewood,
conceiving my appearance none of the most respectable, commanded
me rather haughtily to stand back, and so gave occasion to the
fray, in which I had the misfortune to be the accidental means of
wounding him. And now, sir, that I have answered all your

"No, no, not quite all," said Pleydell, winking sagaciously;
"there are some interrogatories which I shall delay till to-
morrow, for it is time, I believe, to close the sederunt for this
night, or rather morning."

"Well, then, sir," said the young man, "to vary the phrase, since
I have answered all the questions which you have chosen to ask to-
night, will you be so good as to tell me who you are that take
such interest in my affairs, and whom you take me to be, since my
arrival has occasioned such commotion?"

"Why, sir, for myself," replied the Counsellor, "I am Paulus
Pleydell, an advocate at the Scottish bar; and for you, it is not
easy to say distinctly who you are at present, but I trust in a
short time to hail you by the title of Henry Bertram, Esq.,
representative of one of the oldest families in Scotland, and heir
of Tailzie and provision to the estate of Ellangowan. Ay,"
continued he, shutting his eyes and speaking to himself, "we must
pass over his father, and serve him heir to his grandfather Lewis,
the entailer; the only wise man of his family, that I ever heard

They had now risen to retire to their apartments for the night,
when Colonel Mannering walked up to Bertram, as he stood
astonished at the Counsellor's words. "I give you joy," he said,
"of the prospects which fate has opened before you. I was an early
friend of your father, and chanced to be in the house of
Ellangowan, as unexpectedly as you are now in mine, upon the very
night in which you were born. I little knew this circumstance
when--but I trust unkindness will be forgotten between us. Believe
me, your appearance here as Mr. Brown, alive and well, has
relieved me from most painful sensations; and your right to the
name of an old friend renders your presence as Mr. Bertram doubly

"And my parents?" said Bertram.

"Are both no more; and the family property has been sold, but I
trust may be recovered. Whatever is wanted to make your right
effectual I shall be most happy to supply."

"Nay, you may leave all that to me," said the Counsellor; "'t is
my vocation, Hal; I shall make money of it."

"I'm sure it's no for the like o' me," observed Dinmont, "to speak
to you gentlefolks; but if siller would help on the Captain's
plea, and they say nae plea gangs ain weel without it--"

"Except on Saturday night," said Pleydell.

"Ay, but when your honour wadna take your fee ye wadna hae the
cause neither, sae I'll ne'er fash you on a Saturday at e'en
again. But I was saying, there's some siller in the spleuchan
that's like the Captain's ain, for we've aye counted it such,
baith Ailie and me."

'No, no, Liddesdale; no occasion, no occasion whatever. Keep thy
cash to stock thy farm.'

'To stock my farm? Mr. Pleydell, your honour kens mony things, but
ye dinna ken the farm o' Charlie's Hope; it's sae weel stockit
already that we sell maybe sax hundred pounds off it ilka year,
flesh and fell the gither; na, na.'

'Can't you take another then?'

'I dinna ken; the Deuke's no that fond o' led farms, and he canna
bide to put away the auld tenantry; and then I wadna like mysell
to gang about whistling [Footnote: See Note 7.] and raising the
rent on my neighbours.'

'What, not upon thy neighbour at Dawston--Devilstone--how d 'ye
call the place?'

'What, on Jock o' Dawston? hout na. He's a camsteary chield, and
fasheous about marches, and we've had some bits o' splores
thegither; but deil o' me if I wad wrang Jock o' Dawston neither.'

'Thou'rt an honest fellow,' said the Lawyer; 'get thee to bed.
Thou wilt sleep sounder, I warrant thee, than many a man that
throws off an embroidered coat and puts on a laced nightcap.
Colonel, I see you are busy with our enfant trouve. But Barnes
must give me a summons of wakening at seven to-morrow morning, for
my servant's a sleepy-headed fellow; and I daresay my clerk Driver
has had Clarence's fate, and is drowned by this time in a butt of
your ale; for Mrs. Allan promised to make him comfortable, and
she'll soon discover what he expects from that engagement. Good-
night, Colonel; good-night, Dominie Sampson; good-night, Dinmont
the Downright; good-night, last of all, to the new-found
representative of the Bertrams, and the Mac-Dingawaies, the
Knarths, the Arths, the Godfreys, the Dennises, and the Rolands,
and, last and dearest title, heir of tailzie and provision of the
lands and barony of Ellangowan, under the settlement of Lewis
Bertram, Esq., whose representative you are.'

And so saying, the old gentleman took his candle and left the
room; and the company dispersed, after the Dominie had once more
hugged and embraced his 'little Harry Bertram,' as he continued to
call the young soldier of six feet high.


                        My imagination
       Carries no favour in it but Bertram's;
       I am undone, there is no living, none,
       If Bertram be away.
                        --All's Well that Ends Well.

At the hour which he had appointed the preceding evening the
indefatigable lawyer was seated by a good fire and a pair of wax
candles, with a velvet cap on his head and a quilted silk
nightgown on his person, busy arranging his memoranda of proofs
and indications concerning the murder of Frank Kennedy. An express
had also been despatched to Mr. Mac-Morlan, requesting his
attendance at Woodbourne as soon as possible on business of
importance. Dinmont, fatigued with the events of the evening
before, and finding the accommodations of Woodbourne much
preferable to those of Mac-Guffog, was in no hurry to rise. The
impatience of Bertram might have put him earlier in motion, but
Colonel Mannering had intimated an intention to visit him in his
apartment in the morning, and he did not choose to leave it.
Before this interview he had dressed himself, Barnes having, by
his master's orders, supplied him with every accommodation of
linen, etc., and now anxiously waited the promised visit of his

In a short time a gentle tap announced the Colonel, with whom
Bertram held a long and satisfactory conversation. Each, however,
concealed from the other one circumstance. Mannering could not
bring himself to acknowledge the astrological prediction; and
Bertram was, from motives which may be easily conceived, silent
respecting his love for Julia. In other respects their intercourse
was frank and grateful to both, and had latterly, upon the
Colonel's part, even an approach to cordiality. Bertram carefully
measured his own conduct by that of his host, and seemed rather to
receive his offered kindness with gratitude and pleasure than to
press for it with solicitation.

Miss Bertram was in the breakfast-parlour when Sampson shuffled
in, his face all radiant with smiles--a circumstance so uncommon
that Lucy's first idea was that somebody had been bantering him
with an imposition, which had thrown him into this ecstasy. Having
sate for some time rolling his eyes and gaping with his mouth like
the great wooden head at Merlin's exhibition, he at length began--
'And what do you think of him, Miss Lucy?'

'Think of whom, Mr. Sampson?' asked the young lady.

'Of Har--no--of him that you know about?' again demanded the

'That I know about?' replied Lucy, totally at a loss to comprehend
his meaning.

'Yes, the stranger, you know, that came last evening, in the post
vehicle; he who shot young Hazelwood, ha, ha, ha!' burst forth the
Dominie, with a laugh that sounded like neighing.

'Indeed, Mr. Sampson,' said his pupil, 'you have chosen a strange
subject for mirth; I think nothing about the man, only I hope the
outrage was accidental, and that we need not fear a repetition of

'Accidental! ha, ha, ha!' again whinnied Sampson.

'Really, Mr. Sampson,' said Lucy, somewhat piqued, 'you are
unusually gay this morning.'

'Yes, of a surety I am! ha, ha, ho! face-ti-ous, ho, ho, ha!'

'So unusually facetious, my dear sir,' pursued the young lady,
'that I would wish rather to know the meaning of your mirth than
to be amused with its effects only.'

'You shall know it, Miss Lucy,' replied poor Abel. 'Do you
remember your brother?'

'Good God, how can you ask me? No one knows better than you he was
lost the very day I was born.'

'Very true, very true,' answered the Dominie, saddening at the
recollection; 'I was strangely oblivious; ay, ay! too true. But
you remember your worthy father?'

'How should you doubt it, Mr. Sampson? it is not so many weeks

'True, true; ay, too true,' replied the Dominie, his Houyhnhnm
laugh sinking into a hysterical giggle. 'I will be facetious no
more under these remembrances; but look at that young man!'

Bertram at this instant entered the room. 'Yes, look at him well,
he is your father's living image; and as God has deprived you of
your dear parents--O, my children, love one another!'

'It is indeed my father's face and form,' said Lucy, turning very
pale. Bertram ran to support her, the Dominie to fetch water to
throw upon her face (which in his haste he took from the boiling
tea-urn), when fortunately her colour, returning rapidly, saved
her from the application of this ill-judged remedy. 'I conjure you
to tell me, Mr. Sampson,' she said, in an interrupted yet solemn
voice, 'is this my brother?'

'It is, it is! Miss Lucy, it is little Harry Bertram, as sure as
God's sun is in that heaven!'

'And this is my sister?' said Bertram, giving way to all that
family affection which had so long slumbered in his bosom for want
of an object to expand itself upon.

'It is, it is!--it is Miss Lucy Bertram,' ejaculated Sampson,
'whom by my poor aid you will find perfect in the tongues of
France and Italy, and even of Spain, in reading and writing her
vernacular tongue, and in arithmetic and book-keeping by double
and single entry. I say nothing of her talents of shaping and
hemming and governing a household, which, to give every one their
due, she acquired not from me but from the housekeeper; nor do I
take merit for her performance upon stringed instruments,
whereunto the instructions of an honourable young lady of virtue
and modesty, and very facetious withal--Miss Julia Mannering--hath
not meanly contributed. Suum cuique tribuito.'

'You, then,' said Bertram to his sister, 'are all that remains to
me! Last night, but more fully this morning, Colonel Mannering
gave me an account of our family misfortunes, though without
saying I should find my sister here.'

'That,' said Lucy, 'he left to this gentleman to tell you--one of
the kindest and most faithful of friends, who soothed my father's
long sickness, witnessed his dying moments, and amid the heaviest
clouds of fortune would not desert his orphan.'

'God bless him for it!' said Bertram, shaking the Dominie's hand;'
he deserves the love with which I have always regarded even that
dim and imperfect shadow of his memory which my childhood

'And God bless you both, my dear children!' said Sampson; 'if it
had not been for your sake I would have been contented--had
Heaven's pleasure so been--to lay my head upon the turf beside my

'But I trust,' said Bertram--'I am encouraged to hope, we shall
all see better days. All our wrongs shall be redressed, since
Heaven has sent me means and friends to assert my right.'

'Friends indeed!' echoed the Dominie, 'and sent, as you truly say,
by HIM to whom I early taught you to look up as the source of all
that is good. There is the great Colonel Mannering from the
Eastern Indies, a man of war from his birth upwards, but who is
not the less a man of great erudition, considering his imperfect
opportunities; and there is, moreover, the great advocate Mr.
Pleydell, who is also a man of great erudition, but who descendeth
to trifles unbeseeming thereof; and there is Mr. Andrew Dinmont,
whom I do not understand to have possession of much erudition, but
who, like the patriarchs of old, is cunning in that which
belongeth to flocks and herds; lastly, there is even I myself,
whose opportunities of collecting erudition, as they have been
greater than those of the aforesaid valuable persons, have not, if
it becomes me to speak, been pretermitted by me, in so far as my
poor faculties have enabled me to profit by them. Of a surety,
little Harry, we must speedily resume our studies. I will begin
from the foundation. Yes, I will reform your education upward from
the true knowledge of English grammar even to that of the Hebrew
or Chaldaic tongue.'

The reader may observe that upon this occasion Sampson was
infinitely more profuse of words than he had hitherto exhibited
himself. The reason was that, in recovering his pupil, his mind
went instantly back to their original connexion, and he had, in
his confusion of ideas, the strongest desire in the world to
resume spelling lessons and half-text with young Bertram. This was
the more ridiculous, as towards Lucy he assumed no such powers of
tuition. But she had grown up under his eye, and had been
gradually emancipated from his government by increase in years and
knowledge, and a latent sense of his own inferior tact in manners,
whereas his first ideas went to take up Harry pretty nearly where
he had left him. From the same feelings of reviving authority he
indulged himself in what was to him a profusion of language; and
as people seldom speak more than usual without exposing
themselves, he gave those whom he addressed plainly to understand
that, while he deferred implicitly to the opinions and commands,
if they chose to impose them, of almost every one whom he met
with, it was under an internal conviction that in the article of
eru-di-ti-on, as he usually pronounced the word, he was infinitely
superior to them all put together. At present, however, this
intimation fell upon heedless ears, for the brother and sister
were too deeply engaged in asking and receiving intelligence
concerning their former fortunes to attend much to the worthy
Dominie. When Colonel Mannering left Bertram he went to Julia's
dressing-room and dismissed her attendant. 'My dear sir,' she said
as he entered, 'you have forgot our vigils last night, and have
hardly allowed me time to comb my hair, although you must be
sensible how it stood on end at the various wonders which took

'It is with the inside of your head that I have some business at
present, Julia; I will return the outside to the care of your Mrs.
Mincing in a few minutes.'

'Lord, papa,' replied Miss Mannering, 'think how entangled all my
ideas are, and you to propose to comb them out in a few minutes!
If Mincing were to do so in her department she would tear half the
hair out of my head.'

'Well then, tell me,' said the Colonel, 'where the entanglement
lies, which I will try to extricate with due gentleness?'

'O, everywhere,' said the young lady; 'the whole is a wild dream.'

'Well then, I will try to unriddle it.' He gave a brief sketch of
the fate and prospects of Bertram, to which Julia listened with an
interest which she in vain endeavoured to disguise. 'Well,'
concluded her father, 'are your ideas on the subject more

'More confused than ever, my dear sir,' said Julia. 'Here is this
young man come from India, after he had been supposed dead, like
Aboulfouaris the great voyager to his sister Canzade and his
provident brother Hour. I am wrong in the story, I believe--
Canzade was his wife; but Lucy may represent the one and the
Dominie the other. And then this lively crack-brained Scotch
lawyer appears like a pantomime at the end of a tragedy. And then
how delightful it will be if Lucy gets back her fortune.'

'Now I think,' said the Colonel, 'that the most mysterious part of
the business is, that Miss Julia Mannering, who must have known
her father's anxiety about the fate of this young man Brown, or
Bertram, as we must now call him, should have met him when
Hazlewood's accident took place, and never once mentioned to her
father a word of the matter, but suffered the search to proceed
against this young gentleman as a suspicious character and

Julia, much of whose courage had been hastily assumed to meet the
interview with her father, was now unable to rally herself; she
hung down her head in silence, after in vain attempting to utter a
denial that she recollected Brown when she met him.

'No answer! Well, Julia,' continued her father, gravely but
kindly, 'allow me to ask you, Is this the only time you have seen
Brown since his return from India? Still no answer. I must then
naturally suppose that it is not the first time. Still no reply.
Julia Mannering, will you have the kindness to answer me? Was it
this young man who came under your window and conversed with you
during your residence at Mervyn Hall? Julia, I command--I entreat
you to be candid.'

Miss Mannering raised her head. 'I have been, sir--I believe I am
still--very foolish; and it is perhaps more hard upon me that I
must meet this gentleman, who has been, though not the cause
entirely, yet the accomplice, of my folly, in your presence.' Here
she made a full stop.

'I am to understand, then,' said Mannering, 'that this was the
author of the serenade at Mervyn Hall?'

There was something in this allusive change of epithet that gave
Julia a little more courage. 'He was indeed, sir; and if I am very
wrong, as I have often thought, I have some apology.'

'And what is that?' answered the Colonel, speaking quick, and with
something of harshness.

'I will not venture to name it, sir; but (she opened a small
cabinet, and put some letters into his hands) I will give you
these, that you may see how this intimacy began, and by whom it
was encouraged.'

Mannering took the packet to the window--his pride forbade a more
distant retreat. He glanced at some passages of the letters with
an unsteady eye and an agitated mind; his stoicism, however, came
in time to his aid--that philosophy which, rooted in pride, yet
frequently bears the fruits of virtue. He returned towards his
daughter with as firm an air as his feelings permitted him to

'There is great apology for you, Julia, as far as I can judge from
a glance at these letters; you have obeyed at least one parent.
Let us adopt a Scotch proverb the Dominie quoted the other day--
"Let bygones be bygones, and fair play for the future." I will
never upbraid you with your past want of confidence; do you judge
of my future intentions by my actions, of which hitherto you have
surely had no reason to complain. Keep these letters; they were
never intended for my eye, and I would not willingly read more of
them than I have done, at your desire and for your exculpation.
And now, are we friends? Or rather, do you understand me?'

'O, my dear, generous father,' said Julia, throwing herself into
his arms, 'why have I ever for an instant misunderstood you?'

'No more of that, Julia,' said the Colonel; 'we have both been to
blame. He that is too proud to vindicate the affection and
confidence which he conceives should be given without
solicitation, must meet much, and perhaps deserved, disappointment.
It is enough that one dearest and most regretted member of my family
has gone to the grave without knowing me; let me not lose the
confidence of a child who ought to love me if she really loves herself.'

'O, no danger, no fear!' answered Julia; 'let me but have your
approbation and my own, and there is no rule you can prescribe so
severe that I will not follow.'

'Well, my love,' kissing her forehead, 'I trust we shall not call
upon you for anything too heroic. With respect to this young
gentleman's addresses, I expect in the first place that all
clandestine correspondence, which no young woman can entertain for
a moment without lessening herself in her own eyes and in those of
her lover--I request, I say, that clandestine correspondence of
every kind may be given up, and that you will refer Mr. Bertram to
me for the reason. You will naturally wish to know what is to be
the issue of such a reference. In the first place, I desire to
observe this young gentleman's character more closely than
circumstances, and perhaps my own prejudices, have permitted
formerly. I should also be glad to see his birth established. Not
that I am anxious about his getting the estate of Ellangowan,
though such a subject is held in absolute indifference nowhere
except in a novel; but certainly Henry Bertram, heir of
Ellangowan, whether possessed of the property of his ancestors or
not, is a very different person from Vanbeest Brown, the son of
nobody at all. His fathers, Mr. Pleydell tells me, are
distinguished in history as following the banners of their native
princes, while our own fought at Cressy and Poictiers. In short, I
neither give nor withhold my approbation, but I expect you will
redeem past errors; and, as you can now unfortunately only have
recourse to ONE parent, that you will show the duty of a child by
reposing that confidence in me which I will say my inclination to
make you happy renders a filial debt upon your part.'

The first part of this speech affected Julia a good deal, the
comparative merit of the ancestors of the Bertrams and Mannerings
excited a secret smile, but the conclusion was such as to soften a
heart peculiarly open to the feelings of generosity. 'No, my dear
sir,' she said, extending her hand,' receive my faith, that from
this moment you shall be the first person consulted respecting
what shall pass in future between Brown--I mean Bertram--and me;
and that no engagement shall be undertaken by me excepting what
you shall immediately know and approve of. May I ask if Mr.
Bertram is to continue a guest at Woodbourne?'

'Certainly,' said the Colonel, 'while his affairs render it

'Then, sir, you must be sensible, considering what is already
past, that he will expect some reason for my withdrawing, I
believe I must say the encouragement, which he may think I have

'I expect, Julia,' answered Mannering, 'that he will respect my
roof, and entertain some sense perhaps of the services I am
desirous to render him, and so will not insist upon any course of
conduct of which I might have reason to complain; and I expect of
you that you will make him sensible of what is due to both.'

'Then, sir, I understand you, and you shall be implicitly obeyed.'

'Thank you, my love; my anxiety (kissing her) is on your account.
Now wipe these witnesses from your eyes, and so to breakfast.'


          And Sheriff I will engage my word to you,
          That I will by to morrow dinner time,
          Send him to answer thee or any man,
          For anything he shall be charged withal

          Henry IV Part I

When the several by-plays, as they may be termed, had taken place
among the individuals of the Woodbourne family, as we have
intimated in the preceding chapter, the breakfast party at length
assembled, Dandie excepted, who had consulted his taste in viands,
and perhaps in society, by partaking of a cup of tea with Mrs.
Allan, just laced with two teaspoonfuls of cogniac, and reinforced
with various slices from a huge round of beef. He had a kind of
feeling that he could eat twice as much, and speak twice as much,
with this good dame and Barnes as with the grand folk in the
parlour. Indeed, the meal of this less distinguished party was
much more mirthful than that in the higher circle, where there was
an obvious air of constraint on the greater part of the
assistants. Julia dared not raise her voice in asking Bertram if
he chose another cup of tea. Bertram felt embarrassed while eating
his toast and butter under the eye of Mannering. Lucy, while she
indulged to the uttermost her affection for her recovered brother,
began to think of the quarrel betwixt him and Hazlewood. The
Colonel felt the painful anxiety natural to a proud mind when it
deems its slightest action subject for a moment to the watchful
construction of others. The Lawyer, while sedulously buttering his
roll, had an aspect of unwonted gravity, arising perhaps from the
severity of his morning studies. As for the Dominie, his state of
mind was ecstatic! He looked at Bertram--he looked at Lucy--he
whimpered--he sniggled--he grinned--he committed all manner of
solecisms in point of form: poured the whole cream (no unlucky
mistake) upon the plate of porridge which was his own usual
breakfast, threw the slops of what he called his 'crowning dish of
tea' into the sugar-dish instead of the slop-basin, and concluded
with spilling the scalding liquor upon old Plato, the Colonel's
favourite spaniel, who received the libation with a howl that did
little honour to his philosophy.

The Colonel's equanimity was rather shaken by this last blunder.
'Upon my word, my good friend, Mr. Sampson, you forget the
difference between Plato and Zenocrates.'

'The former was chief of the Academics, the latter of the Stoics,'
said the Dominie, with some scorn of the supposition.

'Yes, my dear sir, but it was Zenocrates, not Plato, who denied
that pain was an evil.'

'I should have thought,' said Pleydell, 'that very respectable
quadruped which is just now limping out of the room upon three of
his four legs was rather of the Cynic school.'

'Very well hit off. But here comes an answer from Mac-Morlan.'

It was unfavourable. Mrs. Mac-Morlan sent her respectful
compliments, and her husband had been, and was, detained by some
alarming disturbances which had taken place the preceding night at
Portanferry, and the necessary investigation which they had

'What's to be done now. Counsellor?' said the Colonel to Pleydell.

'Why, I wish we could have seen Mac-Morlan,' said the Counsellor,
'who is a sensible fellow himself, and would besides have acted
under my advice. But there is little harm. Our friend here must be
made sui juris. He is at present an escaped prisoner, the law has
an awkward claim upon him; he must be placed rectus in curia, that
is the first object; for which purpose, Colonel, I will accompany
you in your carriage down to Hazlewood House. The distance is not
great; we will offer our bail, and I am confident I can easily
show Mr.--I beg his pardon--Sir Robert Hazlewood, the necessity of
receiving it.'

'With all my heart,' said the Colonel; and, ringing the bell, gave
the necessary orders. 'And what is next to be done?'

'We must get hold of Mac-Morlan, and look out for more proof.'

'Proof!' said the Colonel, 'the thing is as clear as daylight:
here are Mr. Sampson and Miss Bertram, and you yourself at once
recognise the young gentleman as his father's image; and he
himself recollects all the very peculiar circumstances preceding
his leaving this country. What else is necessary to conviction?'

'To moral conviction nothing more, perhaps,' said the experienced
lawyer, 'but for legal proof a great deal. Mr. Bertram's
recollections are his own recollections merely, and therefore are
not evidence in his own favour. Miss Bertram, the learned Mr.
Sampson, and I can only say, what every one who knew the late
Ellangowan will readily agree in, that this gentleman is his very
picture. But that will not make him Ellangowan's son and give him
the estate.'

'And what will do so?' said the Colonel.

'Why, we must have a distinct probation. There are these gipsies;
but then, alas! they are almost infamous in the eye of law, scarce
capable of bearing evidence, and Meg Merrilies utterly so, by the
various accounts which she formerly gave of the matter, and her
impudent denial of all knowledge of the fact when I myself
examined her respecting it.'

'What must be done then?' asked Mannering.

'We must try,' answered the legal sage, 'what proof can be got at
in Holland among the persons by whom our young friend was
educated. But then the fear of being called in question for the
murder of the gauger may make them silent; or, if they speak, they
are either foreigners or outlawed smugglers. In short, I see

'Under favour, most learned and honoured sir,' said the Dominie,
'I trust HE who hath restored little Harry Bertram to his friends
will not leave His own work imperfect.'

'I trust so too, Mr. Sampson,' said Pleydell; 'but we must use the
means; and I am afraid we shall have more difficulty in procuring
them than I at first thought. But a faint heart never won a fair
lady; and, by the way (apart to Miss Mannering, while Bertram was
engaged with his sister), there's a vindication of Holland for
you! What smart fellows do you think Leyden and Utrecht must send
forth, when such a very genteel and handsome young man comes from
the paltry schools of Middleburgh?'

'Of a verity,' said the Dominie, jealous of the reputation of the
Dutch seminary--'of a verity, Mr. Pleydell, but I make it known to
you that I myself laid the foundation of his education.'

'True, my dear Dominie,' answered the Advocate, 'that accounts for
his proficiency in the graces, without question. But here comes
your carriage, Colonel. Adieu, young folks. Miss Julia, keep your
heart till I come back again; let there be nothing done to
prejudice my right whilst I am non valens agere.'

Their reception at Hazlewood House was more cold and formal than
usual; for in general the Baronet expressed great respect for
Colonel Mannering, and Mr. Pleydell, besides being a man of good
family and of high general estimation, was Sir Robert's old
friend. But now he seemed dry and embarrassed in his manner. 'He
would willingly,' he said, 'receive bail, notwithstanding that the
offence had been directly perpetrated, committed, and done against
young Hazlewood of Hazlewood; but the young man had given himself
a fictitious description, and was altogether that sort of person
who should not be liberated, discharged, or let loose upon
society; and therefore--'

'I hope, Sir Robert Hazlewood,' said the Colonel, 'you do not mean
to doubt my word when I assure you that he served under me as
cadet in India?'

'By no means or account whatsoever. But you call him a cadet; now
he says, avers, and upholds that he was a captain, or held a troop
in your regiment.'

'He was promoted since I gave up the command.'

'But you must have heard of it?'

'No. I returned on account of family circumstances from India, and
have not since been solicitous to hear particular news from the
regiment; the name of Brown, too, is so common that I might have
seen his promotion in the "Gazette" without noticing it. But a day
or two will bring letters from his commanding officer.'

'But I am told and informed, Mr. Pleydell,' answered Sir Robert,
still hesitating, 'that he does not mean to abide by this name of
Brown, but is to set up a claim to the estate of Ellangowan, under
the name of Bertram.'

'Ay, who says that?' said the Counsellor.

'Or,' demanded the soldier, 'whoever says so, does that give a
right to keep him in prison?'

'Hush, Colonel,' said the Lawyer; 'I am sure you would not, any
more than I, countenance him if he prove an impostor. And, among
friends, who informed you of this, Sir Robert?'

'Why, a person, Mr. Pleydell,' answered the Baronet, 'who is
peculiarly interested in investigating, sifting, and clearing out
this business to the bottom; you will excuse my being more

'O, certainly,' replied Pleydell; 'well, and he says--?'

'He says that it is whispered about among tinkers, gipsies, and
other idle persons that there is such a plan as I mentioned to
you, and that this young man, who is a bastard or natural son of
the late Ellangowan, is pitched upon as the impostor from his
strong family likeness.'

'And was there such a natural son, Sir Robert?' demanded the

'O, certainly, to my own positive knowledge. Ellangowan had him
placed as cabin-boy or powder-monkey on board an armed sloop or
yacht belonging to the revenue, through the interest of the late
Commissioner Bertram, a kinsman of his own.'

'Well, Sir Robert,' said the Lawyer, taking the word out of the
mouth of the impatient soldier, 'you have told me news. I shall
investigate them, and if I find them true, certainly Colonel
Mannering and I will not countenance this young man. In the
meanwhile, as we are all willing to make him forthcoming to answer
all complaints against him, I do assure you, you will act most
illegally, and incur heavy responsibility, if you refuse our

'Why, Mr. Pleydell,' said Sir Robert, who knew the high authority
of the Counsellor's opinion, 'as you must know best, and as you
promise to give up this young man--'

'If he proves an impostor,' replied the Lawyer, with some

'Ay, certainly. Under that condition I will take your bail; though
I must say an obliging, well-disposed, and civil neighbour of
mine, who was himself bred to the law, gave me a hint or caution
this morning against doing so. It was from him I learned that this
youth was liberated and had come abroad, or rather had broken
prison. But where shall we find one to draw the bail-bond?'

'Here,' said the Counsellor, applying himself to the bell, 'send
up my clerk, Mr. Driver; it will not do my character harm if I
dictate the needful myself.' It was written accordingly and
signed, and, the Justice having subscribed a regular warrant for
Bertram alias Brown's discharge, the visitors took their leave.

Each threw himself into his own corner of the post-chariot, and
said nothing for some time. The Colonel first broke silence: 'So
you intend to give up this poor young fellow at the first brush?'

'Who, I?' replied the Counsellor. 'I will not give up one hair of
his head, though I should follow them to the court of last resort
in his behalf; but what signified mooting points and showing one's
hand to that old ass? Much better he should report to his
prompter, Glossin, that we are indifferent or lukewarm in the
matter. Besides, I wished to have a peep at the enemies' game.'

'Indeed!' said the soldier. 'Then I see there are stratagems in
law as well as war. Well, and how do you like their line of

'Ingenious,' said Mr. Pleydell, 'but I think desperate; they are
finessing too much, a common fault on such occasions.'

During this discourse the carriage rolled rapidly towards
Woodbourne without anything occurring worthy of the reader's
notice, excepting their meeting with young Hazlewood, to whom the
Colonel told the extraordinary history of Bertram's reappearance,
which he heard with high delight, and then rode on before to pay
Miss Bertram his compliments on an event so happy and so

We return to the party at Woodbourne. After the departure of
Mannering, the conversation related chiefly to the fortunes of the
Ellangowan family, their domains, and their former power. 'It was,
then, under the towers of my fathers,' said Bertram, 'that I
landed some days since, in circumstances much resembling those of
a vagabond! Its mouldering turrets and darksome arches even then
awakened thoughts of the deepest interest, and recollections which
I was unable to decipher. I will now visit them again with other
feelings, and, I trust, other and better hopes.'

'Do not go there now,' said his sister. 'The house of our
ancestors is at present the habitation of a wretch as insidious as
dangerous, whose arts and villainy accomplished the ruin and broke
the heart of our unhappy father.'

'You increase my anxiety,' replied her brother, 'to confront this
miscreant, even in the den he has constructed for himself; I think
I have seen him.'

'But you must consider,' said Julia, 'that you are now left under
Lucy's guard and mine, and are responsible to us for all your
motions, consider, I have not been a lawyer's mistress twelve
hours for nothing, and I assure you it would be madness to attempt
to go to Ellangowan just now. The utmost to which I can consent
is, that we shall walk in a body to the head of the Woodbourne
avenue, and from that perhaps we may indulge you with our company
as far as a rising ground in the common, whence your eyes may be
blessed with a distant prospect of those gloomy towers which
struck so strongly your sympathetic imagination.'

The party was speedily agreed upon; and the ladies, having taken
their cloaks, followed the route proposed, under the escort of
Captain Bertram. It was a pleasant winter morning, and the cool
breeze served only to freshen, not to chill, the fair walkers. A
secret though unacknowledged bond of kindness combined the two
ladies, and Bertram, now hearing the interesting accounts of his
own family, now communicating his adventures in Europe and in
India, repaid the pleasure which he received. Lucy felt proud of
her brother, as well from the bold and manly turn of his
sentiments as from the dangers he had encountered, and the spirit
with which he had surmounted them. And Julia, while she pondered
on her father's words, could not help entertaining hopes that the
independent spirit which had seemed to her father presumption in
the humble and plebeian Brown would have the grace of courage,
noble bearing, and high blood in the far-descended heir of

They reached at length the little eminence or knoll upon the
highest part of the common, called Gibbie's Knowe--a spot
repeatedly mentioned in this history as being on the skirts of the
Ellangowan estate. It commanded a fair variety of hill and dale,
bordered with natural woods, whose naked boughs at this season
relieved the general colour of the landscape with a dark purple
hue; while in other places the prospect was more formally
intersected by lines of plantation, where the Scotch firs
displayed their variety of dusky green. At the distance of two or
three miles lay the bay of Ellangowan, its waves rippling under
the influence of the western breeze. The towers of the ruined
castle, seen high over every object in the neighbourhood, received
a brighter colouring from the wintry sun.

'There,' said Lucy Bertram, pointing them out in the distance,
'there is the seat of our ancestors. God knows, my dear brother, I
do not covet in your behalf the extensive power which the lords of
these ruins are said to have possessed so long, and sometimes to
have used so ill. But, O that I might see you in possession of
such relics of their fortune as should give you an honourable
independence, and enable you to stretch your hand for the
protection of the old and destitute dependents of our family, whom
our poor father's death--'

'True, my dearest Lucy,' answered the young heir of Ellangowan;
'and I trust, with the assistance of Heaven, which has so far
guided us, and with that of these good friends, whom their own
generous hearts have interested in my behalf, such a consummation
of my hard adventures is now not unlikely. But as a soldier I must
look with some interest upon that worm-eaten hold of ragged stone;
and if this undermining scoundrel who is now in possession dare to
displace a pebble of it--'

He was here interrupted by Dinmont, who came hastily after them up
the road, unseen till he was near the party: 'Captain, Captain!
ye're wanted. Ye're wanted by her ye ken o'.'

And immediately Meg Merrilies, as if emerging out of the earth,
ascended from the hollow way and stood before them. 'I sought ye
at the house,' she said, 'and found but him (pointing to Dinmont).
But ye are right, and I was wrang; it is HERE we should meet, on
this very spot, where my eyes last saw your father. Remember your
promise and follow me.'


     To hail the king in seemly sort
      The ladie was full fain,
     But King Arthur, all sore amazed,
      No answer made again
     'What wight art thou,' the ladie said,
      'That will not speak to me?
     Sir, I may chance to ease thy pain,
      Though I be foul to see'

          The Marriage of Sir Gawaine.

The fairy bride of Sir Gawaine, while under the influence of the
spell of her wicked step-mother, was more decrepit probably, and
what is commonly called more ugly, than Meg Merrilies; but I doubt
if she possessed that wild sublimity which an excited imagination
communicated to features marked and expressive in their own
peculiar character, and to the gestures of a form which, her sex
considered, might be termed gigantic. Accordingly, the Knights of
the Round Table did not recoil with more terror from the
apparition of the loathly lady placed between 'an oak and a green
holly,' than Lucy Bertram and Julia Mannering did from the
appearance of this Galwegian sibyl upon the common of Ellangowan.

'For God's sake,' said Julia, pulling out her purse, 'give that
dreadful woman something and bid her go away.'

'I cannot,' said Bertram; 'I must not offend her.'

'What keeps you here?' said Meg, exalting the harsh and rough
tones of her hollow voice. 'Why do you not follow? Must your hour
call you twice? Do you remember your oath? "Were it at kirk or
market, wedding or burial,"'--and she held high her skinny
forefinger in a menacing attitude.

Bertram--turned round to his terrified companions. 'Excuse me for
a moment; I am engaged by a promise to follow this woman.'

'Good Heavens! engaged to a madwoman?' said Julia.

'Or to a gipsy, who has her band in the wood ready to murder you!'
said Lucy.

'That was not spoken like a bairn of Ellangowan,' said Meg,
frowning upon Miss Bertram. 'It is the ill-doers are ill-

'In short, I must go,' said Bertram, 'it is absolutely necessary;
wait for me five minutes on this spot.'

'Five minutes?' said the gipsy, 'five hours may not bring you here

'Do you hear that?' said Julia; 'for Heaven's sake do not go!'

'I must, I must; Mr. Dinmont will protect you back to the house.'

'No,' said Meg, 'he must come with you; it is for that he is here.
He maun take part wi' hand and heart; and weel his part it is, for
redding his quarrel might have cost you dear.'

'Troth, Luckie, it's very true,' said the steady farmer; 'and ere
I turn back frae the Captain's side I'll show that I haena
forgotten 't.'

'O yes,' exclaimed both the ladies at once, 'let Mr. Dinmont go
with you, if go you must, on this strange summons.'

'Indeed I must,' answered Bertram; 'but you see I am safely
guarded. Adieu for a short time; go home as fast as you can.'

He pressed his sister's hand, and took a yet more affectionate
farewell of Julia with his eyes. Almost stupefied with surprise
and fear, the young ladies watched with anxious looks the course
of Bertram, his companion, and their extraordinary guide. Her tall
figure moved across the wintry heath with steps so swift, so long,
and so steady that she appeared rather to glide than to walk.
Bertram and Dinmont, both tall men, apparently scarce equalled her
in height, owing to her longer dress and high head-gear. She
proceeded straight across the common, without turning aside to the
winding path by which passengers avoided the inequalities and
little rills that traversed it in different directions. Thus the
diminishing figures often disappeared from the eye, as they dived
into such broken ground, and again ascended to sight when they
were past the hollow. There was something frightful and unearthly,
as it were, in the rapid and undeviating course which she pursued,
undeterred by any of the impediments which usually incline a
traveller from the direct path. Her way was as straight, and
nearly as swift, as that of a bird through the air. At length they
reached those thickets of natural wood which extended from the
skirts of the common towards the glades and brook of Derncleugh,
and were there lost to the view.

'This is very extraordinary,' said Lucy after a pause, and turning
round to her companion; 'what can he have to do with that old

'It is very frightful,' answered Julia, 'and almost reminds me of
the tales of sorceresses, witches, and evil genii which I have
heard in India. They believe there in a fascination of the eye by
which those who possess it control the will and dictate the
motions of their victims. What can your brother have in common
with that fearful woman that he should leave us, obviously against
his will, to attend to her commands?'

'At least,' said Lucy, 'we may hold him safe from harm; for she
would never have summoned that faithful creature Dinmont, of whose
strength, courage, and steadiness Henry said so much, to attend
upon an expedition where she projected evil to the person of his
friend. And now let us go back to the house till the Colonel
returns. Perhaps Bertram may be back first; at any rate, the
Colonel will judge what is to be done.'

Leaning, then, upon each other's arm, but yet occasionally
stumbling, between fear and the disorder of their nerves, they at
length reached the head of the avenue, when they heard the tread
of a horse behind. They started, for their ears were awake to
every sound, and beheld to their great pleasure young Hazlewood.
'The Colonel will be here immediately,' he said; 'I galloped on
before to pay my respects to Miss Bertram, with the sincerest
congratulations upon the joyful event which has taken place in her
family. I long to be introduced to Captain Bertram, and to thank
him for the well-deserved lesson he gave to my rashness and

'He has left us just now,' said Lucy, 'and in a manner that has
frightened us very much.'

Just at that moment the Colonel's carriage drove up, and, on
observing the ladies, stopped, while Mannering and his learned
counsel alighted and joined them. They instantly communicated the
new cause of alarm.

'Meg Merrilies again!' said the Colonel. 'She certainly is a most
mysterious and unaccountable personage; but I think she must have
something to impart to Bertram to which she does not mean we
should be privy.'

'The devil take the bedlamite old woman,' said the Counsellor;
'will she not let things take their course, prout de lege, but
must always be putting in her oar in her own way? Then I fear from
the direction they took they are going upon the Ellangowan estate.
That rascal Glossin has shown us what ruffians he has at his
disposal; I wish honest Liddesdale maybe guard sufficient.'

'If you please,' said Hazlewood, 'I should be most happy to ride
in the direction which they have taken. I am so well known in the
country that I scarce think any outrage will be offered in my
presence, and I shall keep at such a cautious distance as not to
appear to watch Meg, or interrupt any communication which she may

'Upon my word,' said Pleydell (aside), 'to be a sprig whom I
remember with a whey face and a satchel not so very many years
ago, I think young Hazlewood grows a fine fellow. I am more afraid
of a new attempt at legal oppression than at open violence, and
from that this young man's presence would deter both Glossin and
his understrappers.--Hie away then, my boy; peer out--peer out,
you'll find them somewhere about Derncleugh, or very probably in
Warroch wood.'

Hazlewood turned his horse. 'Come back to us to dinner,
Hazlewood,' cried the Colonel. He bowed, spurred his horse, and
galloped off.

We now return to Bertram and Dinmont, who continued to follow
their mysterious guide through the woods and dingles between the
open common and the ruined hamlet of Derncleugh. As she led the
way she never looked back upon her followers, unless to chide them
for loitering, though the sweat, in spite of the season, poured
from their brows. At other times she spoke to herself in such
broken expressions as these: 'It is to rebuild the auld house, it
is to lay the corner-stone; and did I not warn him? I tell'd him I
was born to do it, if my father's head had been the stepping-
stane, let alane his. I was doomed--still I kept my purpose in the
cage and in the stocks; I was banished--I kept it in an unco land;
I was scourged, I was branded--my resolution lay deeper than
scourge or red iron could reach;--and now the hour is come.'

'Captain,' said Dinmont, in a half whisper, 'I wish she binna
uncanny! her words dinna seem to come in God's name, or like other
folks'. Od, they threep in our country that there ARE sic things.'

'Don't be afraid, my friend,' whispered Bertram in return.

'Fear'd! fient a haet care I,' said the dauntless farmer; 'be she
witch or deevil, it's a' ane to Dandie Dinmont.'

'Haud your peace, gudeman,' said Meg, looking sternly over her
shoulder; 'is this a time or place for you to speak, think ye?'

'But, my good friend,' said Bertram, 'as I have no doubt in your
good faith or kindness, which I have experienced, you should in
return have some confidence in me; I wish to know where you are
leading us.'

'There's but ae answer to that, Henry Bertram,' said the sibyl. 'I
swore my tongue should never tell, but I never said my finger
should never show. Go on and meet your fortune, or turn back and
lose it: that's a' I hae to say.'

'Go on then,' answered Bertram; 'I will ask no more questions.'

They descended into the glen about the same place where Meg had
formerly parted from Bertram. She paused an instant beneath the
tall rock where he had witnessed the burial of a dead body and
stamped upon the ground, which, notwithstanding all the care that
had been taken, showed vestiges of having been recently moved.
'Here rests ane,' she said; 'he'll maybe hae neibours sune.'

She then moved up the brook until she came to the ruined hamlet,
where, pausing with a look of peculiar and softened interest
before one of the gables which was still standing, she said in a
tone less abrupt, though as solemn as before, 'Do you see that
blackit and broken end of a sheeling? There my kettle boiled for
forty years; there I bore twelve buirdly sons and daughters. Where
are they now? where are the leaves that were on that auld ash tree
at Martinmas! The west wind has made it bare; and I'm stripped
too. Do you see that saugh tree? it's but a blackened rotten stump
now. I've sate under it mony a bonnie summer afternoon, when it
hung its gay garlands ower the poppling water. I've sat there,
and,' elevating her voice, 'I've held you on my knee, Henry
Bertram, and sung ye sangs of the auld barons and their bloody
wars. It will ne'er be green again, and Meg Merrilies will never
sing sangs mair, be they blythe or sad. But ye'll no forget her,
and ye'll gar big up the auld wa's for her sake? And let somebody
live there that's ower gude to fear them of another warld. For if
ever the dead came back amang the living, I'll be seen in this
glen mony a night after these crazed banes are in the mould.'

The mixture of insanity and wild pathos with which she spoke these
last words, with her right arm bare and extended, her left bent
and shrouded beneath the dark red drapery of her mantle, might
have been a study worthy of our Siddons herself. 'And now,' she
said, resuming at once the short, stern, and hasty tone which was
most ordinary to her, 'let us to the wark, let us to the wark.'

She then led the way to the promontory on which the Kaim of
Derncleugh was situated, produced a large key from her pocket, and
unlocked the door. The interior of this place was in better order
than formerly. 'I have made things decent,' she said; 'I may be
streekit here or night. There will be few, few at Meg's lykewake,
for mony of our folk will blame what I hae done, and am to do!'

She then pointed to a table, upon which was some cold meat,
arranged with more attention to neatness than could have been
expected from Meg's habits. 'Eat,' she said--'eat; ye'll need it
this night yet.'

Bertram, in complaisance, eat a morsel or two; and Dinmont, whose
appetite was unabated either by wonder, apprehension, or the meal
of the morning, made his usual figure as a trencherman. She then
offered each a single glass of spirits, which Bertram drank
diluted, and his companion plain.

'Will ye taste naething yoursell, Luckie?' said Dinmont.

'I shall not need it,' replied their mysterious hostess. 'And
now,' she said, 'ye maun hae arms: ye maunna gang on dry-handed;
but use them not rashly. Take captive, but save life; let the law
hae its ain. He maun speak ere he die.'

'Who is to be taken? who is to speak?' said Bertram, in
astonishment, receiving a pair of pistols which she offered him,
and which, upon examining, he found loaded and locked.

'The flints are gude,' she said, 'and the powder dry; I ken this
wark weel.'

Then, without answering his questions, she armed Dinmont also with
a large pistol, and desired them to choose sticks for themselves
out of a parcel of very suspicious-looking bludgeons which she
brought from a corner. Bertram took a stout sapling, and Dandie
selected a club which might have served Hercules himself. They
then left the hut together, and in doing so Bertram took an
opportunity to whisper to Dinmont, 'There's something inexplicable
in all this. But we need not use these arms unless we see
necessity and lawful occasion; take care to do as you see me do.'

Dinmont gave a sagacious nod, and they continued to follow, over
wet and over dry, through bog and through fallow, the footsteps of
their conductress. She guided them to the wood of Warroch by the
same track which the late Ellangowan had used when riding to
Derncleugh in quest of his child on the miserable evening of
Kennedy's murder.

When Meg Merrilies had attained these groves, through which the
wintry sea-wind was now whistling hoarse and shrill, she seemed to
pause a moment as if to recollect the way. 'We maun go the precise
track,' she said, and continued to go forward, but rather in a
zigzag and involved course than according to her former steady and
direct line of motion. At length she guided them through the mazes
of the wood to a little open glade of about a quarter of an acre,
surrounded by trees and bushes, which made a wild and irregular
boundary. Even in winter it was a sheltered and snugly sequestered
spot; but when arrayed in the verdure of spring, the earth sending
forth all its wild flowers, the shrubs spreading their waste of
blossom around it, and the weeping birches, which towered over the
underwood, drooping their long and leafy fibres to intercept the
sun, it must have seemed a place for a youthful poet to study his
earliest sonnet, or a pair of lovers to exchange their first
mutual avowal of affection. Apparently it now awakened very
different recollections. Bertram's brow, when he had looked round
the spot, became gloomy and embarrassed. Meg, after uttering to
herself, 'This is the very spot!' looked at him with a ghastly
side-glance--'D'ye mind it?'

'Yes!' answered Bertram, 'imperfectly I do.'

'Ay!' pursued his guide, 'on this very spot the man fell from his
horse. I was behind that bourtree bush at the very moment. Sair,
sair he strove, and sair he cried for mercy; but he was in the
hands of them that never kenn'd the word! Now will I show you the
further track; the last time ye travelled it was in these arms.'

She led them accordingly by a long and winding passage, almost
overgrown with brushwood, until, without any very perceptible
descent, they suddenly found themselves by the seaside. Meg then
walked very fast on between the surf and the rocks, until she came
to a remarkable fragment of rock detached from the rest. 'Here,'
she said in a low and scarcely audible whisper--'here the corpse
was found.'

'And the cave,' said Bertram, in the same tone, 'is close beside
it; are you guiding us there?'

'Yes,' said the gipsy in a decided tone. 'Bend up both your
hearts; follow me as I creep in; I have placed the fire-wood so as
to screen you. Bide behind it for a gliff till I say, "The hour
and the man are baith come"; then rin in on him, take his arms,
and bind him till the blood burst frae his finger nails.'

'I will, by my soul,' said Henry, 'if he is the man I suppose--

'Ay, Jansen, Hatteraick, and twenty mair names are his.'

'Dinmont, you must stand by me now,' said Bertram, 'for this
fellow is a devil.'

'Ye needna doubt that,' said the stout yeoman; 'but I wish I could
mind a bit prayer or I creep after the witch into that hole that
she's opening. It wad be a sair thing to leave the blessed sun and
the free air, and gang and be killed like a tod that's run to
earth, in a dungeon like that. But, my sooth, they will be hard-
bitten terriers will worry Dandie; so, as I said, deil hae me if I
baulk you.' This was uttered in the lowest tone of voice possible.
The entrance was now open. Meg crept in upon her hands and knees,
Bertram followed, and Dinmont, after giving a rueful glance toward
the daylight, whose blessings he was abandoning, brought up the


     Die, prophet! in thy speech;
     For this, among the rest, was I ordained.

          Henry VI. Part III.

The progress of the Borderer, who, as we have said, was the last
of the party, was fearfully arrested by a hand, which caught hold
of his leg as he dragged his long limbs after him in silence and
perturbation through the low and narrow entrance of the
subterranean passage. The steel heart of the bold yeoman had well-
nigh given way, and he suppressed with difficulty a shout, which,
in the defenceless posture and situation which they then occupied,
might have cost all their lives. He contented himself, however,
with extricating his foot from the grasp of this unexpected
follower. 'Be still,' said a voice behind him, releasing him; 'I
am a friend--Charles Hazlewood.'

These words were uttered in a very low voice, but they produced
sound enough to startle Meg Merrilies, who led the van, and who,
having already gained the place where the cavern expanded, had
risen upon her feet. She began, as if to confound any listening
ear, to growl, to mutter, and to sing aloud, and at the same time
to make a bustle among some brushwood which was now heaped in the

'Here, beldam, deyvil's kind,' growled the harsh voice of Dirk
Hatteraick from the inside of his den, 'what makest thou there?'

'Laying the roughies to keep the cauld wind frae you, ye desperate
do-nae-good. Ye're e'en ower weel off, and wotsna; it will be
otherwise soon.'

'Have you brought me the brandy, and any news of my people?' said
Dirk Hatteraick.

'There's the flask for ye. Your people--dispersed, broken, gone,
or cut to ribbands by the redcoats.'

'Der deyvil! this coast is fatal to me.'

'Ye may hae mair reason to say sae.'

While this dialogue went forward, Bertram and Dinmont had both
gained the interior of the cave and assumed an erect position. The
only light which illuminated its rugged and sable precincts was a
quantity of wood burnt to charcoal in an iron grate, such as they
use in spearing salmon by night. On these red embers Hatteraick
from time to time threw a handful of twigs or splintered wood; but
these, even when they blazed up, afforded a light much
disproportioned to the extent of the cavern; and, as its principal
inhabitant lay upon the side of the grate most remote from the
entrance, it was not easy for him to discover distinctly objects
which lay in that direction. The intruders, therefore, whose
number was now augmented unexpectedly to three, stood behind the
loosely-piled branches with little risk of discovery. Dinmont had
the sense to keep back Hazlewood with one hand till he whispered
to Bertram, 'A friend--young Hazlewood.'

It was no time for following up the introduction, and they all
stood as still as the rocks around them, obscured behind the pile
of brushwood, which had been probably placed there to break the
cold wind from the sea, without totally intercepting the supply of
air. The branches were laid so loosely above each other that,
looking through them towards the light of the fire-grate, they
could easily discover what passed in its vicinity, although a much
stronger degree of illumination than it afforded would not have
enabled the persons placed near the bottom of the cave to have
descried them in the position which they occupied.

The scene, independent of the peculiar moral interest and personal
danger which attended it, had, from the effect of the light and
shade on the uncommon objects which it exhibited, an appearance
emphatically dismal. The light in the fire-grate was the dark-red
glare of charcoal in a state of ignition, relieved from time to
time by a transient flame of a more vivid or duskier light, as the
fuel with which Dirk Hatteraick fed his fire was better or worse
fitted for his purpose. Now a dark cloud of stifling smoke rose up
to the roof of the cavern, and then lighted into a reluctant and
sullen blaze, which flashed wavering up the pillar of smoke, and
was suddenly rendered brighter and more lively by some drier fuel,
or perhaps some splintered fir-timber, which at once converted the
smoke into flame. By such fitful irradiation they could see, more
or less distinctly, the form of Hatteraick, whose savage and
rugged cast of features, now rendered yet more ferocious by the
circumstances of his situation and the deep gloom of his mind,
assorted well with the rugged and broken vault, which rose in a
rude arch over and around him. The form of Meg Merrilies, which
stalked about him, sometimes in the light, sometimes partially
obscured in the smoke or darkness, contrasted strongly with the
sitting figure of Hatteraick as he bent over the flame, and from
his stationary posture was constantly visible to the spectator,
while that of the female flitted around, appearing or disappearing
like a spectre.

Bertram felt his blood boil at the sight of Hatteraick. He
remembered him well under the name of Jansen, which the smuggler
had adopted after the death of Kennedy; and he remembered also
that this Jansen, and his mate Brown, the same who was shot at
Woodbourne, had been the brutal tyrants of his infancy. Bertram
knew farther, from piecing his own imperfect recollections with
the narratives of Mannering and Pleydell, that this man was the
prime agent in the act of violence which tore him from his family
and country, and had exposed him to so many distresses and
dangers. A thousand exasperating reflections rose within his
bosom; and he could hardly refrain from rushing upon Hatteraick
and blowing his brains out.

At the same time this would have been no safe adventure. The
flame, as it rose and fell, while it displayed the strong,
muscular, and broad-chested frame of the ruffian, glanced also
upon two brace of pistols in his belt, and upon the hilt of his
cutlass: it was not to be doubted that his desperation was
commensurate with his personal strength and means of resistance.
Both, indeed, were inadequate to encounter the combined power of
two such men as Bertram himself and his friend Dinmont, without
reckoning their unexpected assistant Hazlewood, who was unarmed,
and of a slighter make; but Bertram felt, on a moment's
reflection, that there would be neither sense nor valour in
anticipating the hangman's office, and he considered the
importance of making Hatteraick prisoner alive. He therefore
repressed his indignation, and awaited what should pass between
the ruffian and his gipsy guide.

'And how are ye now?' said the harsh and discordant tones of his
female attendant.' Said I not, it would come upon you--ay, and in
this very cave, where ye harboured after the deed?'

'Wetter and sturm, ye hag!' replied Hatteraick, 'keep your
deyvil's matins till they're wanted. Have you seen Glossin?'

'No,' replied Meg Merrilies; 'you've missed your blow, ye blood-
spiller! and ye have nothing to expect from the tempter.'

'Hagel!' exclaimed the ruffian, 'if I had him but by the throat!
And what am I to do then?'

'Do?' answered the gipsy; 'die like a man, or be hanged like a

'Hanged, ye hag of Satan! The hemp's not sown that shall hang me.'

'It's sown, and it's grown, and it's heckled, and it's twisted.
Did I not tell ye, when ye wad take away the boy Harry Bertram, in
spite of my prayers,--did I not say he would come back when he had
dree'd his weird in foreign land till his twenty-first year? Did I
not say the auld fire would burn down to a spark, but wad kindle

'Well, mother, you did say so,' said Hatteraick, in a tone that
had something of despair in its accents; 'and, donner and blitzen!
I believe you spoke the truth. That younker of Ellangowan has been
a rock ahead to me all my life! And now, with Glossin's cursed
contrivance, my crew have been cut off, my boats destroyed, and I
daresay the lugger's taken; there were not men enough left on
board to work her, far less to fight her--a dredge-boat might have
taken her. And what will the owners say? Hagel and sturm! I shall
never dare go back again to Flushing.'

'You'll never need,' said the gipsy.

'What are you doing there,' said her companion; 'and what makes
you say that?'

During this dialogue Meg was heaping some flax loosely together.
Before answer to this question she dropped a firebrand upon the
flax, which had been previously steeped in some spirituous liquor,
for it instantly caught fire and rose in a vivid pyramid of the
most brilliant light up to the very top of the vault. As it
ascended Meg answered the ruffian's question in a firm and steady

At the appointed signal Bertram and Dinmont sprung over the
brushwood and rushed upon Hatteraick. Hazlewood, unacquainted with
their plan of assault, was a moment later. The ruffian, who
instantly saw he was betrayed, turned his first vengeance on Meg
Merrilies, at whom he discharged a pistol. She fell with a
piercing and dreadful cry between the shriek of pain and the sound
of laughter when at its highest and most suffocating height. 'I
kenn'd it would be this way,' she said.

Bertram, in his haste, slipped his foot upon the uneven rock which
floored the cave--a fortunate stumble, for Hatteraick's second
bullet whistled over him with so true and steady an aim that, had
he been standing upright, it must have lodged in his brain. Ere
the smuggler could draw another pistol, Dinmont closed with him,
and endeavoured by main force to pinion down his arms. Such,
however, was the wretch's personal strength, joined to the efforts
of his despair, that, in spite of the gigantic force with which
the Borderer grappled him, he dragged Dinmont through the blazing
flax, and had almost succeeded in drawing a third pistol, which
might have proved fatal to the honest farmer, had not Bertram, as
well as Hazlewood, come to his assistance, when, by main force,
and no ordinary exertion of it, they threw Hatteraick on the
ground, disarmed him, and bound him. This scuffle, though it takes
up some time in the narrative, passed in less than a single
minute. When he was fairly mastered, after one or two desperate
and almost convulsionary struggles, the ruffian lay perfectly
still and silent. 'He's gaun to die game ony how,' said Dinmont;
'weel, I like him na the waur for that.'

This observation honest Dandie made while he was shaking the
blazing flax from his rough coat and shaggy black hair, some of
which had been singed in the scuffle. 'He is quiet now,' said
Bertram; 'stay by him and do not permit him to stir till I see
whether the poor woman be alive or dead.' With Hazlewood's
assistance he raised Meg Merrilies.

'I kenn'd it would be this way,' she muttered, 'and it's e'en this
way that it should be.'

The ball had penetrated the breast below the throat. It did not
bleed much externally; but Bertram, accustomed to see gunshot
wounds, thought it the more alarming. 'Good God! what shall we do
for this poor woman?' said he to Hazlewood, the circumstances
superseding the necessity of previous explanation or introduction
to each other.

'My horse stands tied above in the wood,' said Hazlewood. 'I have
been watching you these two hours. I will ride off for some
assistants that may be trusted. Meanwhile, you had better defend
the mouth of the cavern against every one until I return.' He
hastened away. Bertram, after binding Meg Merrilies's wound as
well as he could, took station near the mouth of the cave with a
cocked pistol in his hand; Dinmont continued to watch Hatteraick,
keeping a grasp like that of Hercules on his breast. There was a
dead silence in the cavern, only interrupted by the low and
suppressed moaning of the wounded female and by the hard breathing
of the prisoner.


     For though, seduced and led astray,
       Thoust travell'd far and wander'd long,
     Thy God hath seen thee all the way,
       And all the turns that led thee wrong

          The Hall of Justice.

After the space of about three-quarters of an hour, which the
uncertainty and danger of their situation made seem almost thrice
as long, the voice of young Hazlewood was heard without. 'Here I
am,' he cried, 'with a sufficient party.'

'Come in then,' answered Bertram, not a little pleased to find his
guard relieved. Hazlewood then entered, followed by two or three
countrymen, one of whom acted as a peace-officer. They lifted
Hatteraick up and carried him in their arms as far as the entrance
of the vault was high enough to permit them; then laid him on his
back and dragged him along as well as they could, for no
persuasion would induce him to assist the transportation by any
exertion of his own. He lay as silent and inactive in their hands
as a dead corpse, incapable of opposing, but in no way aiding,
their operations. When he was dragged into daylight and placed
erect upon his feet among three or four assistants who had
remained without the cave, he seemed stupefied and dazzled by the
sudden change from the darkness of his cavern. While others were
superintending the removal of Meg Merrilies, those who remained
with Hatteraick attempted to make him sit down upon a fragment of
rock which lay close upon the high-water mark. A strong shuddering
convulsed his iron frame for an instant as he resisted their
purpose. 'Not there! Hagel! you would not make me sit THERE?'

These were the only words he spoke; but their import, and the deep
tone of horror in which they were uttered, served to show what was
passing in his mind.

When Meg Merrilies had also been removed from the cavern, with all
the care for her safety that circumstances admitted, they
consulted where she should be carried. Hazlewood had sent for a
surgeon, and proposed that she should be lifted in the meantime to
the nearest cottage. But the patient exclaimed with great
earnestness, 'Na, na, na! to the Kaim o' Derncleugh--the Kaim o'
Derncleugh; the spirit will not free itself o' the flesh but

'You must indulge her, I believe,' said Bertram; 'her troubled
imagination will otherwise aggravate the fever of the wound.'

They bore her accordingly to the vault. On the way her mind seemed
to run more upon the scene which had just passed than on her own
approaching death. 'There were three of them set upon him: I
brought the twasome, but wha was the third? It would be HIMSELL,
returned to work his ain vengeance!'

It was evident that the unexpected appearance of Hazlewood, whose
person the outrage of Hatteraick left her no time to recognise,
had produced a strong effect on her imagination. She often
recurred to it. Hazlewood accounted for his unexpected arrival to
Bertram by saying that he had kept them in view for some time by
the direction of Mannering; that, observing them disappear into
the cave, he had crept after them, meaning to announce himself and
his errand, when his hand in the darkness encountering the leg of
Dinmont had nearly produced a catastrophe, which, indeed, nothing
but the presence of mind and fortitude of the bold yeoman could
have averted.

When the gipsy arrived at the hut she produced the key; and when
they entered, and were about to deposit her upon the bed, she
said, in an anxious tone, 'Na, na! not that way--the feet to the
east'; and appeared gratified when they reversed her posture
accordingly, and placed her in that appropriate to a dead body.

'Is there no clergyman near,' said Bertram, 'to assist this
unhappy woman's devotions?'

A gentleman, the minister of the parish, who had been Charles
Hazlewood's tutor, had, with many others, caught the alarm that
the murderer of Kennedy was taken on the spot where the deed had
been done so many years before, and that a woman was mortally
wounded. From curiosity, or rather from the feeling that his duty
called him to scenes of distress, this gentleman had come to the
Kaim of Derncleugh, and now presented himself. The surgeon arrived
at the same time, and was about to probe the wound; but Meg
resisted the assistance of either. 'It's no what man can do that
will heal my body or save my spirit. Let me speak what I have to
say, and then ye may work your will; I'se be nae hindrance. But
where's Henry Bertram?' The assistants, to whom this name had been
long a stranger, gazed upon each other. 'Yes!' she said, in a
stronger and harsher tone, 'I said HENRY BERTRAM OF ELLANGOWAN.
Stand from the light and let me see him.'

All eyes were turned towards Bertram, who approached the wretched
couch. The wounded woman took hold of his hand. 'Look at him,' she
said, 'all that ever saw his father or his grandfather, and bear
witness if he is not their living image?' A murmur went through
the crowd; the resemblance was too striking to be denied. 'And now
hear me; and let that man,' pointing to Hatteraick, who was seated
with his keepers on a sea-chest at some distance--'let him deny
what I say if he can. That is Henry Bertram, son to Godfrey
Bertram, umquhile of Ellangowan; that young man is the very lad-
bairn that Dirk Hatteraick carried off from Warroch wood the day
that he murdered the gauger. I was there like a wandering spirit,
for I longed to see that wood or we left the country. I saved the
bairn's life, and sair, sair I prigged and prayed they would leave
him wi' me. But they bore him away, and he's been lang ower the
sea, and now he's come for his ain, and what should withstand him?
I swore to keep the secret till he was ane-an'-twenty; I kenn'd he
behoved to dree his weird till that day cam. I keepit that oath
which I took to them; but I made another vow to mysell, that if I
lived to see the day of his return I would set him in his father's
seat, if every step was on a dead man. I have keepit that oath
too. I will be ae step mysell, he (pointing to Hatteraick) will
soon be another, and there will be ane mair yet.'

The clergyman, now interposing, remarked it was a pity this
deposition was not regularly taken and written down, and the
surgeon urged the necessity of examining the wound, previously to
exhausting her by questions. When she saw them removing
Hatteraick, in order to clear the room and leave the surgeon to
his operations, she called out aloud, raising herself at the same
time upon the couch, 'Dirk Hatteraick, you and I will never meet
again until we are before the judgment-seat; will ye own to what I
have said, or will you dare deny it?' He turned his hardened brow
upon her, with a look of dumb and inflexible defiance. 'Dirk
Hatteraick, dare ye deny, with my blood upon your hands, one word
of what my dying breath is uttering?' He looked at her with the
same expression of hardihood and dogged stubbornness, and moved
his lips, but uttered no sound. 'Then fareweel!' she said, 'and
God forgive you! your hand has sealed my evidence. When I was in
life I was the mad randy gipsy, that had been scourged and
banished and branded; that had begged from door to door, and been
hounded like a stray tyke from parish to parish; wha would hae
minded HER tale? But now I am a dying woman, and my words will not
fall to the ground, any more than the earth will cover my blood!'

She here paused, and all left the hut except the surgeon and two
or three women. After a very short examination he shook his head
and resigned his post by the dying woman's side to the clergyman.

A chaise returning empty to Kippletringan had been stopped on the
highroad by a constable, who foresaw it would be necessary to
convey Hatteraick to jail. The driver, understanding what was
going on at Derncleugh, left his horses to the care of a
blackguard boy, confiding, it is to be supposed, rather in the
years and discretion of the cattle than in those of their keeper,
and set off full speed to see, as he expressed himself, 'whaten a
sort o' fun was gaun on.' He arrived just as the group of tenants
and peasants, whose numbers increased every moment, satiated with
gazing upon the rugged features of Hatteraick, had turned their
attention towards Bertram. Almost all of them, especially the aged
men who had seen Ellangowan in his better days, felt and
acknowledged the justice of Meg Merrilies's appeal. But the Scotch
are a cautious people: they remembered there was another in
possession of the estate, and they as yet only expressed their
feelings in low whispers to each other. Our friend Jock Jabos, the
postilion, forced his way into the middle of the circle; but no
sooner cast his eyes upon Bertram than he started back in
amazement, with a solemn exclamation, 'As sure as there's breath
in man, it's auld Ellangowan arisen from the dead!'

This public declaration of an unprejudiced witness was just the
spark wanted to give fire to the popular feeling, which burst
forth in three distinct shouts: 'Bertram for ever!' 'Long life to
the heir of Ellangowan!' 'God send him his ain, and to live among
us as his forebears did of yore!'

'I hae been seventy years on the land,' said one person.

'I and mine hae been seventy and seventy to that,' said another;
'I have a right to ken the glance of a Bertram.'

'I and mine hae been three hundred years here,' said another old
man, 'and I sail sell my last cow, but I'll see the young Laird
placed in his right.'

The women, ever delighted with the marvellous, and not less so
when a handsome young man is the subject of the tale, added their
shrill acclamations to the general all-hail. 'Blessings on him;
he's the very picture o' his father! The Bertrams were aye the
wale o' the country side!'

'Eh! that his puir mother, that died in grief and in doubt about
him, had but lived to see this day!' exclaimed some female voices.

'But we'll help him to his ain, kimmers,' cried others; 'and
before Glossin sail keep the Place of Ellangowan we'll howk him
out o't wi' our nails!'

Others crowded around Dinmont, who was nothing both to tell what
he knew of his friend, and to boast the honour which he had in
contributing to the discovery. As he was known to several of the
principal farmers present, his testimony afforded an additional
motive to the general enthusiasm. In short, it was one of those
moments of intense feeling when the frost of the Scottish people
melts like a snow-wreath, and the dissolving torrent carries dam
and dyke before it.

The sudden shouts interrupted the devotions of the clergyman; and
Meg, who was in one of those dozing fits of stupefaction that
precede the close of existence, suddenly started--'Dinna ye hear?
dinna ye hear? He's owned! he's owned! I lived but for this. I am
a sinfu' woman; but if my curse brought it down, my blessing has
taen it off! And now I wad hae liked to hae said mair. But it
canna be. Stay'--she continued, stretching her head towards the
gleam of light that shot through the narrow slit which served for
a window--'is he not there? Stand out o' the light, and let me
look upon him ance mair. But the darkness is in my ain een,' she
said, sinking back, after an earnest gaze upon vacuity; 'it's a'
ended now,

     Pass breath,
     Come death!'

And, sinking back upon her couch of straw, she expired without a
groan. The clergyman and the surgeon carefully noted down all that
she had said, now deeply regretting they had not examined her more
minutely, but both remaining morally convinced of the truth of her

Hazlewood was the first to compliment Bertram upon the near
prospect of his being restored to his name and rank in society.
The people around, who now learned from Jabos that Bertram was the
person who had wounded him, were struck with his generosity, and
added his name to Bertram's in their exulting acclamations.

Some, however, demanded of the postilion how he had not recognised
Bertram when he saw him some time before at Kippletringan. To
which he gave the very natural answer--'Hout, what was I thinking
about Ellangowan then? It was the cry that was rising e'en now
that the young Laird was found, that put me on finding out the
likeness. There was nae missing it ance ane was set to look

The obduracy of Hatteraick during the latter part of this scene
was in some slight degree shaken. He was observed to twinkle with
his eyelids; to attempt to raise his bound hands for the purpose
of pulling his hat over his brow; to look angrily and impatiently
to the road, as if anxious for the vehicle which was to remove him
from the spot. At length Mr. Hazlewood, apprehensive that the
popular ferment might take a direction towards the prisoner,
directed he should be taken to the post-chaise, and so removed to
the town of Kippletringan, to be at Mr. Mac-Morlan's disposal; at
the same time he sent an express to warn that gentleman of what
had happened. 'And now,' he said to Bertram, 'I should be happy if
you would accompany me to Hazlewood House; but as that might not
be so agreeable just now as I trust it will be in a day or two,
you must allow me to return with you to Woodbourne. But you are on
foot.'--'O, if the young Laird would take my horse!'--'Or mine'--
'Or mine,' said half-a-dozen voices.--'Or mine; he can trot ten
mile an hour without whip or spur, and he's the young Laird's frae
this moment, if he likes to take him for a herezeld, [Footnote:
See Note 8.] as they ca'd it lang syne.' Bertram readily accepted
the horse as a loan, and poured forth his thanks to the assembled
crowd for their good wishes, which they repaid with shouts and
vows of attachment.

While the happy owner was directing one lad to 'gae doun for the
new saddle'; another,' just to rin the beast ower wi' a dry wisp
o' strae'; a third, 'to hie doun and borrow Dan Dunkieson's plated
stirrups,' and expressing his regret 'that there was nae time to
gie the nag a feed, that the young Laird might ken his mettle,'
Bertram, taking the clergyman by the arm, walked into the vault
and shut the door immediately after them. He gazed in silence for
some minutes upon the body of Meg Merrilies, as it lay before him,
with the features sharpened by death, yet still retaining the
stern and energetic character which had maintained in life her
superiority as the wild chieftainess of the lawless people amongst
whom she was born. The young soldier dried the tears which
involuntarily rose on viewing this wreck of one who might be said
to have died a victim to her fidelity to his person and family. He
then took the clergyman's hand and asked solemnly if she appeared
able to give that attention to his devotions which befitted a
departing person.

'My dear sir,' said the good minister, 'I trust this poor woman
had remaining sense to feel and join in the import of my prayers.
But let us humbly hope we are judged of by our opportunities of
religious and moral instruction. In some degree she might be
considered as an uninstructed heathen, even in the bosom of a
Christian country; and let us remember that the errors and vices
of an ignorant life were balanced by instances of disinterested
attachment, amounting almost to heroism. To HIM who can alone
weigh our crimes and errors against our efforts towards virtue we
consign her with awe, but not without hope.'

'May I request,' said Bertram, 'that you will see every decent
solemnity attended to in behalf of this poor woman? I have some
property belonging to her in my hands; at all events I will be
answerable for the expense. You will hear of me at Woodbourne.'

Dinmont, who had been furnished with a horse by one of his
acquaintance, now loudly called out that all was ready for their
return; and Bertram and Hazlewood, after a strict exhortation to
the crowd, which was now increased to several hundreds, to
preserve good order in their rejoicing, as the least ungoverned
zeal might be turned to the disadvantage of the young Laird, as
they termed him, took their leave amid the shouts of the

As they rode past the ruined cottages at Derncleugh, Dinmont said,
'I'm sure when ye come to your ain, Captain, ye'll no forget to
bigg a bit cot-house there? Deil be in me but I wad do't mysell,
an it werena in better hands. I wadna like to live in't, though,
after what she said. Od, I wad put in auld Elspeth, the bedral's
widow; the like o' them's used wi' graves and ghaists and thae

A short but brisk ride brought them to Woodbourne. The news of
their exploit had already flown far and wide, and the whole
inhabitants of the vicinity met them on the lawn with shouts of
congratulation. 'That you have seen me alive,' said Bertram to
Lucy, who first ran up to him, though Julia's eyes even
anticipated hers, 'you must thank these kind friends.'

With a blush expressing at once pleasure, gratitude, and
bashfulness, Lucy curtsied to Hazlewood, but to Dinmont she
frankly extended her hand. The honest farmer, in the extravagance
of his joy, carried his freedom farther than the hint warranted,
for he imprinted his thanks on the lady's lips, and was instantly
shocked at the rudeness of his own conduct. 'Lord sake, madam, I
ask your pardon,' he said. 'I forgot but ye had been a bairn o' my
ain; the Captain's sae namely, he gars ane forget himsell.'

Old Pleydell now advanced. 'Nay, if fees like these are going,' he

'Stop, stop, Mr. Pleydell,' said Julia, 'you had your fees
beforehand; remember last night.'

'Why, I do confess a retainer,' said the Barrister; 'but if I
don't deserve double fees from both Miss Bertram and you when I
conclude my examination of Dirk Hatteraick to-morrow--Gad, I will
so supple him! You shall see, Colonel; and you, my saucy misses,
though you may not see, shall hear.'

'Ay, that's if we choose to listen, Counsellor,' replied Julia.

'And you think,' said Pleydell, 'it's two to one you won't choose
that? But you have curiosity that teaches you the use of your ears
now and then.'

'I declare, Counsellor,' answered the lively damsel, 'that such
saucy bachelors as you would teach us the use of our fingers now
and then.'

'Reserve them for the harpsichord, my love,' said the Counsellor.
'Better for all parties.'

While this idle chat ran on, Colonel Mannering introduced to
Bertram a plain good-looking man, in a grey coat and waistcoat,
buckskin breeches, and boots. 'This, my dear sir, is Mr. Mac-

'To whom,' said Bertram, embracing him cordially, 'my sister was
indebted for a home, when deserted by all her natural friends and

The Dominie then pressed forward, grinned, chuckled, made a
diabolical sound in attempting to whistle, and finally, unable to
stifle his emotions, ran away to empty the feelings of his heart
at his eyes.

We shall not attempt to describe the expansion of heart and glee
of this happy evening.


          How like a hateful ape,
     Detected grinning 'midst his pilfer'd hoard,
     A cunning man appears, whose secret frauds
     Are open'd to the day!

          Count Basil

There was a great movement at Woodbourne early on the following
morning to attend the examination at Kippletringan. Mr. Pleydell,
from the investigation which he had formerly bestowed on the dark
affair of Kennedy's death, as well as from the general deference
due to his professional abilities, was requested by Mr. Mac-Morlan
and Sir Robert Hazlewood, and another justice of peace who
attended, to take the situation of chairman and the lead in the
examination. Colonel Mannering was invited to sit down with them.
The examination, being previous to trial, was private in other

The Counsellor resumed and reinterrogated former evidence. He then
examined the clergyman and surgeon respecting the dying
declaration of Meg Merrilies. They stated that she distinctly,
positively, and repeatedly declared herself an eye-witness of
Kennedy's death by the hands of Hatteraick and two or three of his
crew; that her presence was accidental; that she believed their
resentment at meeting him, when they were in the act of losing
their vessel through the means of his information, led to the
commission of the crime; that she said there was one witness of
the murder, but who refused to participate in it, still alive--her
nephew, Gabriel Faa; and she had hinted at another person who was
an accessory after, not before, the fact; but her strength there
failed her. They did not forget to mention her declaration that
she had saved the child, and that he was torn from her by the
smugglers for the purpose of carrying him to Holland. All these
particulars were carefully reduced to writing.

Dirk Hatteraick was then brought in, heavily ironed; for he had
been strictly secured and guarded, owing to his former escape. He
was asked his name; he made no answer. His profession; he was
silent. Several other questions were put, to none of which he
returned any reply. Pleydell wiped the glasses of his spectacles
and considered the prisoner very attentively. 'A very truculent-
looking fellow,' he whispered to Mannering; 'but, as Dogberry
says, I'll go cunningly to work with him. Here, call in Soles--
Soles the shoemaker. Soles, do you remember measuring some
footsteps imprinted on the mud at the wood of Warroch on--November
17--, by my orders?' Soles remembered the circumstance perfectly.
'Look at that paper; is that your note of the measurement?' Soles
verified the memorandum. 'Now, there stands a pair of shoes on
that table; measure them, and see if they correspond with any of
the marks you have noted there.' The shoemaker obeyed, and
declared 'that they answered exactly to the largest of the

'We shall prove,' said the Counsellor, aside to Mannering, 'that
these shoes, which were found in the ruins at Derncleugh, belonged
to Brown, the fellow whom you shot on the lawn at Woodbourne. Now,
Soles, measure that prisoner's feet very accurately.'

Mannering observed Hatteraick strictly, and could notice a visible
tremor. 'Do these measurements correspond with any of the

The man looked at the note, then at his foot-rule and measure,
then verified his former measurement by a second. 'They
correspond,' he said, 'within a hair-breadth to a foot-mark
broader and shorter than the former.'

Hatteraick's genius here deserted him. 'Der deyvil!' he broke out,
'how could there be a footmark on the ground, when it was a frost
as hard as the heart of a Memel log?'

'In the evening, I grant you, Captain Hatteraick,' said Pleydell,
'but not in the forenoon. Will you favour me with information
where you were upon the day you remember so exactly?'

Hatteraick saw his blunder, and again screwed up his hard features
for obstinate silence. 'Put down his observation, however,' said
Pleydell to the clerk.

At this moment the door opened, and, much to the surprise of most
present, Mr. Gilbert Glossin made his appearance. That worthy
gentleman had, by dint of watching and eavesdropping, ascertained
that he was not mentioned by name in Meg Merrilies's dying
declaration--a circumstance certainly not owing to any favourable
disposition towards him, but to the delay of taking her regular
examination, and to the rapid approach of death. He therefore
supposed himself safe from all evidence but such as might arise
from Hatteraick's confession; to prevent which he resolved to push
a bold face and join his brethren of the bench during his
examination. 'I shall be able,' he thought, 'to make the rascal
sensible his safety lies in keeping his own counsel and mine; and
my presence, besides, will be a proof of confidence and innocence.
If I must lose the estate, I must; but I trust better things.'

He entered with a profound salutation to Sir Robert Hazlewood. Sir
Robert, who had rather begun to suspect that his plebeian
neighbour had made a cat's paw of him, inclined his head stiffly,
took snuff, and looked another way.

'Mr. Corsand,' said Glossin to the other yokefellow of justice,
'your most humble servant.'

'Your humble servant, Mr. Glossin,' answered Mr. Corsand drily,
composing his countenance regis ad exemplar, that is to say, after
the fashion of the Baronet.

'Mac-Morlan, my worthy friend,' continued Glossin, 'how d' ye do;
always on your duty?'

'Umph,' said honest Mac-Morlan, with little respect either to the
compliment or salutation.

'Colonel Mannering (a low bow slightly returned), and Mr. Pleydell
(another low bow), I dared not have hoped for your assistance to
poor country gentlemen at this period of the session.'

Pleydell took snuff, and eyed him with a glance equally shrewd and
sarcastic. 'I'll teach him,' he said aside to Mannering, 'the
value of the old admonition, Ne accesseris in consilium antequam

'But perhaps I intrude, gentlemen?' said Glossin, who could not
fail to observe the coldness of his reception. 'Is this an open

'For my part,' said Mr. Pleydell, 'so far from considering your
attendance as an intrusion, Mr. Glossin, I was never so pleased in
my life to meet with you; especially as I think we should, at any
rate, have had occasion to request the favour of your company in
the course of the day.'

'Well, then, gentlemen,' said Glossin, drawing his chair to the
table, and beginning to bustle about among the papers, 'where are
we? how far have we got? where are the declarations?'

'Clerk, give me all these papers,' said Mr. Pleydell. 'I have an
odd way of arranging my documents, Mr. Glossin, another person
touching them puts me out; but I shall have occasion for your
assistance by and by.'

Glossin, thus reduced to inactivity, stole one glance at Dirk
Hatteraick, but could read nothing in his dark scowl save
malignity and hatred to all around. 'But, gentlemen,' said
Glossin, 'is it quite right to keep this poor man so heavily
ironed when he is taken up merely for examination?'

This was hoisting a kind of friendly signal to the prisoner. 'He
has escaped once before,' said Mac-Morlan drily, and Glossin was

Bertram was now introduced, and, to Glossin's confusion, was
greeted in the most friendly manner by all present, even by Sir
Robert Hazlewood himself. He told his recollections of his infancy
with that candour and caution of expression which afforded the
best warrant for his good faith. 'This seems to be rather a civil
than a criminal question,' said Glossin, rising; 'and as you
cannot be ignorant, gentlemen, of the effect which this young
person's pretended parentage may have on my patrimonial interest,
I would rather beg leave to retire.'

'No, my good sir,' said Mr. Pleydell, 'we can by no means spare
you. But why do you call this young man's claims pretended? I
don't mean to fish for your defences against them, if you have
any, but--'

'Mr. Pleydell,' replied Glossin, 'I am always disposed to act
above-board, and I think I can explain the matter at once. This
young fellow, whom I take to be a natural son of the late
Ellangowan, has gone about the country for some weeks under
different names, caballing with a wretched old mad-woman, who, I
understand, was shot in a late scuffle, and with other tinkers,
gipsies, and persons of that description, and a great brute farmer
from Liddesdale, stirring up the tenants against their landlords,
which, as Sir Robert Hazlewood of Hazlewood knows--'

'Not to interrupt you, Mr. Glossin,' said Pleydell, 'I ask who you
say this young man is?'

'Why, I say,' replied Glossin, 'and I believe that gentleman
(looking at Hatteraick) knows, that the young man is a natural son
of the late Ellangowan, by a girl called Janet Lightoheel, who was
afterwards married to Hewit the shipwright, that lived in the
neighbourhood of Annan. His name is Godfrey Bertram Hewit, by
which name he was entered on board the Royal Caroline excise

'Ay?' said Pleydell, 'that is a very likely story! But, not to
pause upon some difference of eyes, complexion, and so forth--be
pleased to step forward, sir.' (A young seafaring man came
forward.) 'Here,' proceeded the Counsellor, 'is the real Simon
Pure; here's Godfrey Bertram Hewit, arrived last night from
Antigua via Liverpool, mate of a West-Indian, and in a fair way of
doing well in the world, although he came somewhat irregularly
into it.'

While some conversation passed between the other justices and this
young man, Pleydell lifted from among the papers on the table
Hatteraick's old pocket-book. A peculiar glance of the smuggler's
eye induced the shrewd lawyer to think there was something here of
interest. He therefore continued the examination of the papers,
laying the book on the table, but instantly perceived that the
prisoner's interest in the research had cooled. 'It must be in the
book still, whatever it is,' thought Pleydell; and again applied
himself to the pocket-book, until he discovered, on a narrow
scrutiny, a slit between the pasteboard and leather, out of which
he drew three small slips of paper. Pleydell now, turning to
Glossin, requested the favour that he would tell them if he had
assisted at the search for the body of Kennedy and the child of
his patron on the day when they disappeared.

'I did not--that is, I did,' answered the conscience-struck

'It is remarkable though,' said the Advocate, 'that, connected as
you were with the Ellangowan family, I don't recollect your being
examined, or even appearing before me, while that investigation
was proceeding?'

'I was called to London,' answered Glossin, 'on most important
business the morning after that sad affair.'

'Clerk,' said Pleydell, 'minute down that reply. I presume the
business, Mr. Glossin, was to negotiate these three bills, drawn
by you on Messrs. Vanbeest and Vanbruggen, and accepted by one
Dirk Hatteraick in their name on the very day of the murder. I
congratulate you on their being regularly retired, as I perceive
they have been. I think the chances were against it.' Glossin's
countenance fell. 'This piece of real evidence,' continued Mr.
Pleydell, 'makes good the account given of your conduct on this
occasion by a man called Gabriel Faa, whom we have now in custody,
and who witnessed the whole transaction between you and that
worthy prisoner. Have you any explanation to give?'

'Mr. Pleydell,' said Glossin, with great composure, 'I presume, if
you were my counsel, you would not advise me to answer upon the
spur of the moment to a charge which the basest of mankind seem
ready to establish by perjury.'

'My advice,' said the Counsellor, 'would be regulated by my
opinion of your innocence or guilt. In your case, I believe you
take the wisest course; but you are aware you must stand

'Committed? for what, sir?' replied Glossin. 'Upon a charge of

'No; only as art and part of kidnapping the child.'

'That is a bailable offence.'

'Pardon me,' said Pleydell, 'it is plagium, and plagium is

'Forgive me, Mr. Pleydell, there is only one case upon record,
Torrence and Waldie. They were, you remember, resurrection-women,
who had promised to procure a child's body for some young
surgeons. Being upon honour to their employers, rather than
disappoint the evening lecture of the students, they stole a live
child, murdered it, and sold the body for three shillings and
sixpence. They were hanged, but for the murder, not for the
plagium [Footnote: This is, in its circumstances and issue,
actually a case tried and reported.]--Your civil law has carried
you a little too far.'

'Well, sir, but in the meantime Mr. Mac-Morlan must commit you to
the county jail, in case this young man repeats the same story.
Officers, remove Mr. Glossin and Hatteraick, and guard them in
different apartments.'

Gabriel, the gipsy, was then introduced, and gave a distinct
account of his deserting from Captain Pritchard's vessel and
joining the smugglers in the action, detailed how Dirk Hatteraick
set fire to his ship when he found her disabled, and under cover
of the smoke escaped with his crew, and as much goods as they
could save, into the cavern, where they proposed to lie till
nightfall. Hatteraick himself, his mate Vanbeest Brown, and three
others, of whom the declarant was one, went into the adjacent
woods to communicate with some of their friends in the
neighbourhood. They fell in with Kennedy unexpectedly, and
Hatteraick and Brown, aware that he was the occasion of their
disasters, resolved to murder him. He stated that he had seen them
lay violent hands on the officer and drag him through the woods,
but had not partaken in the assault nor witnessed its termination;
that he returned to the cavern by a different route, where he
again met Hatteraick and his accomplices; and the captain was in
the act of giving an account how he and Brown had pushed a huge
crag over, as Kennedy lay groaning on the beach, when Glossin
suddenly appeared among them. To the whole transaction by which
Hatteraick purchased his secrecy he was witness. Respecting young
Bertram, he could give a distinct account till he went to India,
after which he had lost sight of him until he unexpectedly met
with him in Liddesdale. Gabriel Faa farther stated that he
instantly sent notice to his aunt Meg Merrilies, as well as to
Hatteraick, who he knew was then upon the coast; but that he had
incurred his aunt's displeasure upon the latter account. He
concluded, that his aunt had immediately declared that she would
do all that lay in her power to help young Ellangowan to his
right, even if it should be by informing against Dirk Hatteraick;
and that many of her people assisted her besides himself, from a
belief that she was gifted with supernatural inspirations. With
the same purpose, he understood his aunt had given to Bertram the
treasure of the tribe, of which she had the custody. Three or four
gipsies, by the express command of Meg Merrilies, mingled in the
crowd when the custom-house was attacked, for the purpose of
liberating Bertram, which he had himself effected. He said, that
in obeying Meg's dictates they did not pretend to estimate their
propriety or rationality, the respect in which she was held by her
tribe precluding all such subjects of speculation. Upon farther
interrogation, the witness added, that his aunt had always said
that Harry Bertram carried that round his neck which would
ascertain his birth. It was a spell, she said, that an Oxford
scholar had made for him, and she possessed the smugglers with an
opinion that to deprive him of it would occasion the loss of the

Bertram here produced a small velvet bag, which he said he had
worn round his neck from his earliest infancy, and which he had
preserved, first from superstitious reverence, and latterly from
the hope that it might serve one day to aid in the discovery of
his birth. The bag, being opened, was found to contain a blue silk
case, from which was drawn a scheme of nativity. Upon inspecting
this paper, Colonel Mannering instantly admitted it was his own
composition; and afforded the strongest and most satisfactory
evidence that the possessor of it must necessarily be the young
heir of Ellangowan, by avowing his having first appeared in that
country in the character of an astrologer.

'And now,' said Pleydell, 'make out warrants of commitment for
Hatteraick and Glossin until liberated in due course of law. Yet,'
he said, 'I am sorry for Glossin.'

'Now, I think,' said Mannering, 'he's incomparably the least
deserving of pity of the two. The other's a bold fellow, though as
hard as flint.'

'Very natural, Colonel,' said the Advocate, 'that you should be
interested in the ruffian and I in the knave, that's all
professional taste; but I can tell you Glossin would have been a
pretty lawyer had he not had such a turn for the roguish part of
the profession.'

'Scandal would say,' observed Mannering, 'he might not be the
worse lawyer for that.'

'Scandal would tell a lie, then,' replied Pleydell, 'as she
usually does. Law's like laudanum: it's much more easy to use it
as a quack does than to learn to apply it like a physician.'


     Unfit to live or die--O marble heart!
     After him, fellows, drag him to the block.

          Measure for Measure.

The jail at the county town of the shire of----was one of those
old-fashioned dungeons which disgraced Scotland until of late
years. When the prisoners and their guard arrived there,
Hatteraick, whose violence and strength were well known, was
secured in what was called the condemned ward. This was a large
apartment near the top of the prison. A round bar of
iron,[Footnote: See Note 9.] about the thickness of a man's arm
above the elbow, crossed the apartment horizontally at the height
of about six inches from the floor; and its extremities were
strongly built into the wall at either end. Hatteraick's ankles
were secured within shackles, which were connected by a chain, at
the distance of about four feet, with a large iron ring, which
travelled upon the bar we have described. Thus a prisoner might
shuffle along the length of the bar from one side of the room to
another, but could not retreat farther from it in any other
direction than the brief length of the chain admitted. When his
feet had been thus secured, the keeper removed his handcuffs and
left his person at liberty in other respects. A pallet-bed was
placed close to the bar of iron, so that the shackled prisoner
might lie down at pleasure, still fastened to the iron bar in the
manner described.

Hatteraick had not been long in this place of confinement before
Glossin arrived at the same prison-house. In respect to his
comparative rank and education, he was not ironed, but placed in a
decent apartment, under the inspection of Mac-Guffog, who, since
the destruction of the bridewell of Portanferry by the mob, had
acted here as an under-turnkey. When Glossin was enclosed within
this room, and had solitude and leisure to calculate all the
chances against him and in his favour, he could not prevail upon
himself to consider the game as desperate.

'The estate is lost,' he said, 'that must go; and, between
Pleydell and Mac-Morlan, they'll cut down my claim on it to a
trifle. My character--but if I get off with life and liberty I'll
win money yet and varnish that over again. I knew not of the
gauger's job until the rascal had done the deed, and, though I had
some advantage by the contraband, that is no felony. But the
kidnapping of the boy--there they touch me closer. Let me see.
This Bertram was a child at the time; his evidence must be
imperfect. The other fellow is a deserter, a gipsy, and an outlaw.
Meg Merrilies, d-n her, is dead. These infernal bills! Hatteraick
brought them with him, I suppose, to have the means of threatening
me or extorting money from me. I must endeavour to see the rascal;
must get him to stand steady; must persuade him to put some other
colour upon the business.'

His mind teeming with schemes of future deceit to cover former
villainy, he spent the time in arranging and combining them until
the hour of supper. Mac-Guffog attended as turnkey on this
occasion. He was, as we know, the old and special acquaintance of
the prisoner who was now under his charge. After giving the
turnkey a glass of brandy, and sounding him with one or two
cajoling speeches, Glossin made it his request that he would help
him to an interview with Dirk Hatteraick. 'Impossible! utterly
impossible! it's contrary to the express orders of Mr. Mac-Morlan,
and the captain (as the head jailor of a county jail is called in
Scotland) would never forgie me.'

'But why should he know of it?' said Glossin, slipping a couple of
guineas into Mac-Guffog's hand.

The turnkey weighed the gold and looked sharp at Glossin. 'Ay, ay,
Mr. Glossin, ye ken the ways o' this place. Lookee, at lock-up
hour I'll return and bring ye upstairs to him. But ye must stay a'
night in his cell, for I am under needcessity to carry the keys to
the captain for the night, and I cannot let you out again until
morning; then I'll visit the wards half an hour earlier than
usual, and ye may get out and be snug in your ain birth when the
captain gangs his rounds.'

When the hour of ten had pealed from the neighbouring steeple Mac-
Guffog came prepared with a small dark lantern. He said softly to
Glossin, 'Slip your shoes off and follow me.' When Glossin was out
of the door, Mac-Guffog, as if in the execution of his ordinary
duty, and speaking to a prisoner within, called aloud, 'Good-night
to you, sir,' and locked the door, clattering the bolts with much
ostentatious noise. He then guided Glossin up a steep and narrow
stair, at the top of which was the door of the condemned ward; he
unbarred and unlocked it, and, giving Glossin the lantern, made a
sign to him to enter, and locked the door behind him with the same
affected accuracy.

In the large dark cell into which he was thus introduced Glossin's
feeble light for some time enabled him to discover nothing. At
length he could dimly distinguish the pallet-bed stretched on the
floor beside the great iron bar which traversed the room, and on
that pallet reposed the figure of a man. Glossin approached him.
'Dirk Hatteraick!'

'Donner and hagel! it is his voice,' said the prisoner, sitting up
and clashing his fetters as he rose; 'then my dream is true!
Begone, and leave me to myself; it will be your best.'

'What! my good friend,' said Glossin, 'will you allow the prospect
of a few weeks' confinement to depress your spirit?'

'Yes,' answered the ruffian, sullenly, 'when I am only to be
released by a halter! Let me alone; go about your business, and
turn the lamp from my face!'

'Psha! my dear Dirk, don't be afraid,' said Glossin; 'I have a
glorious plan to make all right.'

'To the bottomless pit with your plans!' replied his accomplice;
'you have planned me out of ship, cargo, and life; and I dreamt
this moment that Meg Merrilies dragged you here by the hair and
gave me the long clasped knife she used to wear; you don't know
what she said. Sturmwetter! it will be your wisdom not to tempt

'But, Hatteraick, my good friend, do but rise and speak to me,'
said Glossin.

'I will not!' answered the savage, doggedly. 'You have caused all
the mischief; you would not let Meg keep the boy; she would have
returned him after he had forgot all.'

'Why, Hatteraick, you are turned driveller!'

'Wetter! will you deny that all that cursed attempt at
Portanferry, which lost both sloop and crew, was your device for
your own job?'

'But the goods, you know--'

'Curse the goods!' said the smuggler, 'we could have got plenty
more; but, der deyvil! to lose the ship and the fine fellows, and
my own life, for a cursed coward villain, that always works his
own mischief with other people's hands! Speak to me no more; I'm

'But, Dirk--but, Hatteraick, hear me only a few words.'

'Hagel! nein.'

'Only one sentence.'

'Tousand curses! nein.'

'At least get up, for an obstinate Dutch brute!' said Glossin,
losing his temper and pushing Hatteraick with his foot.

'Donner and blitzen!' said Hatteraick, springing up and grappling
with him; 'you WILL have it then?'

Glossin struggled and resisted; but, owing to his surprise at the
fury of the assault, so ineffectually that he fell under
Hatteraick, the back part of his neck coming full upon the iron
bar with stunning violence. The death-grapple continued. The room
immediately below the condemned ward, being that of Glossin, was,
of course, empty; but the inmates of the second apartment beneath
felt the shock of Glossin's heavy fall, and heard a noise as of
struggling and of groans. But all sounds of horror were too
congenial to this place to excite much curiosity or interest.

In the morning, faithful to his promise, Mac-Guffog came. 'Mr.
Glossin,' said he, in a whispering voice.

'Call louder,' answered Dirk Hatteraick.

'Mr. Glossin, for God's sake come away!'

'He'll hardly do that without help,' said Hatteraick.

'What are you chattering there for, Mac-Guffog?' called out the
captain from below.

'Come away, for God's sake, Mr. Glossin!' repeated the turnkey.

At this moment the jailor made his appearance with a light. Great
was his surprise, and even horror, to observe Glossin's body lying
doubled across the iron bar, in a posture that excluded all idea
of his being alive. Hatteraick was quietly stretched upon his
pallet within a yard of his victim. On lifting Glossin it was
found he had been dead for some hours. His body bore uncommon
marks of violence. The spine where it joins the skull had received
severe injury by his first fall. There were distinct marks of
strangulation about the throat, which corresponded with the
blackened state of his face. The head was turned backward over the
shoulder, as if the neck had been wrung round with desperate
violence. So that it would seem that his inveterate antagonist had
fixed a fatal gripe upon the wretch's throat, and never quitted it
while life lasted. The lantern, crushed and broken to pieces, lay
beneath the body.

Mac-Morlan was in the town, and came instantly to examine the
corpse. 'What brought Glossin here?' he said to Hatteraick.

'The devil!' answered the ruffian.

'And what did you do to him?'

'Sent him to hell before me!' replied the miscreant.

'Wretch,' said Mac-Morlan, 'you have crowned a life spent without
a single virtue with the murder of your own miserable accomplice!'

'Virtue?' exclaimed the prisoner. 'Donner! I was always faithful
to my shipowners--always accounted for cargo to the last stiver.
Hark ye! let me have pen and ink and I'll write an account of the
whole to our house, and leave me alone a couple of hours, will ye;
and let them take away that piece of carrion, donnerwetter!'

Mac-Morlan deemed it the best way to humour the savage; he was
furnished with writing materials and left alone. When they again
opened the door it was found that this determined villain had
anticipated justice. He had adjusted a cord taken from the
truckle-bed, and attached it to a bone, the relic of his
yesterday's dinner, which he had contrived to drive into a crevice
between two stones in the wall at a height as great as he could
reach, standing upon the bar. Having fastened the noose, he had
the resolution to drop his body as if to fall on his knees, and to
retain that posture until resolution was no longer necessary. The
letter he had written to his owners, though chiefly upon the
business of their trade, contained many allusions to the younker
of Ellangowan, as he called him, and afforded absolute
confirmation of all Meg Merrilies and her nephew had told.

To dismiss the catastrophe of these two wretched men, I shall only
add, that Mac-Guffog was turned out of office, notwithstanding his
declaration (which he offered to attest by oath), that he had
locked Glossin safely in his own room upon the night preceding his
being found dead in Dirk Hatteraick's cell. His story, however,
found faith with the worthy Mr. Skriegh and other lovers of the
marvellous, who still hold that the Enemy of Mankind brought these
two wretches together upon that night by supernatural
interference, that they might fill up the cup of their guilt and
receive its meed by murder and suicide.


     To sum the whole--the close of all.

          DEAN SWIFT.

As Glossin died without heirs, and without payment of the price,
the estate of Ellangowan was again thrown upon the hands of Mr.
Godfrey Bertram's creditors, the right of most of whom was,
however, defeasible in case Henry Bertram should establish his
character of heir of entail. This young gentleman put his affairs
into the hands of Mr. Pleydell and Mr. Mac-Morlan, with one single
proviso, that, though he himself should be obliged again to go to
India, every debt justly and honourably due by his father should
be made good to the claimant. Mannering, who heard this
declaration, grasped him kindly by the hand, and from that moment
might be dated a thorough understanding between them.

The hoards of Miss Margaret Bertram, and the liberal assistance of
the Colonel, easily enabled the heir to make provision for payment
of the just creditors of his father, while the ingenuity and
research of his law friends detected, especially in the accounts
of Glossin, so many overcharges as greatly diminished the total
amount. In these circumstances the creditors did not hesitate to
recognise Bertram's right, and to surrender to him the house and
property of his ancestors. All the party repaired from Woodbourne
to take possession, amid the shouts of the tenantry and the
neighbourhood; and so eager was Colonel Mannering to superintend
certain improvements which he had recommended to Bertram, that he
removed with his family from Woodbourne to Ellangowan, although at
present containing much less and much inferior accommodation.

The poor Dominie's brain was almost turned with joy on returning
to his old habitation. He posted upstairs, taking three steps at
once, to a little shabby attic, his cell and dormitory in former
days, and which the possession of his much superior apartment at
Woodbourne had never banished from his memory. Here one sad
thought suddenly struck the honest man--the books! no three rooms
in Ellangowan were capable to contain them. While this qualifying
reflection was passing through his mind, he was suddenly summoned
by Mannering to assist in calculating some proportions relating to
a large and splendid house which was to be built on the site of
the New Place of Ellangowan, in a style corresponding to the
magnificence of the ruins in its vicinity. Among the various rooms
in the plan, the Dominie observed that one of the largest was
entitled THE LIBRARY; and close beside was a snug, well-
proportioned chamber, entitled Mr. SAMPSON'S APARTMENT.
'Prodigious, prodigious, pro-di-gi-ous!' shouted the enraptured

Mr. Pleydell had left the party for some time; but he returned,
according to promise, during the Christmas recess of the courts.
He drove up to Ellangowan when all the family were abroad but the
Colonel, who was busy with plans of buildings and pleasure-
grounds, in which he was well skilled, and took great delight.

'Ah ha!' said the Counsellor, 'so here you are! Where are the
ladies? where is the fair Julia?'

'Walking out with young Hazlewood, Bertram, and Captain Delaserre,
a friend of his, who is with us just now. They are gone to plan
out a cottage at Derncleugh. Well, have you carried through your
law business?'

'With a wet finger,' answered the lawyer; 'got our youngster's
special service retoured into Chancery. We had him served heir
before the macers.'

'Macers? who are they?'

'Why, it is a kind of judicial Saturnalia. You must know, that one
of the requisites to be a macer, or officer in attendance upon our
supreme court, is, that they shall be men of no knowledge.'

'Very well!'

'Now, our Scottish legislature, for the joke's sake I suppose,
have constituted those men of no knowledge into a peculiar court
for trying questions of relationship and descent, such as this
business of Bertram, which often involve the most nice and
complicated questions of evidence.'

'The devil they have! I should think that rather inconvenient,'
said Mannering.

'O, we have a practical remedy for the theoretical absurdity. One
or two of the judges act upon such occasions as prompters and
assessors to their own doorkeepers. But you know what Cujacius
says, "Multa sunt in moribus dissentanea, multa sine ratione."
[Footnote: The singular inconsistency hinted at is now, in a great
degree, removed.] However, this Saturnalian court has done our
business; and a glorious batch of claret we had afterwards at
Walker's. Mac-Morlan will stare when he sees the bill.'

'Never fear,' said the Colonel, 'we'll face the shock, and
entertain the county at my friend Mrs. Mac-Candlish's to boot.'

'And choose Jock Jabos for your master of horse?' replied the

'Perhaps I may.'

'And where is Dandie, the redoubted Lord of Liddesdale?' demanded
the advocate.

'Returned to his mountains; but he has promised Julia to make a
descent in summer, with the goodwife, as he calls her, and I don't
know how many children.'

'O, the curly-headed varlets! I must come to play at Blind Harry
and Hy Spy with them. But what is all this?' added Pleydell,
taking up the plans. 'Tower in the centre to be an imitation of
the Eagle Tower at Caernarvon--corps de logis--the devil! Wings--
wings! Why, the house will take the estate of Ellangowan on its
back and fly away with it!'

'Why, then, we must ballast it with a few bags of sicca rupees,'
replied the Colonel.

'Aha! sits the wind there? Then I suppose the young dog carries
off my mistress Julia?'

'Even so, Counsellor.'

'These rascals, the post-nati, get the better of us of the old
school at every turn,' said Mr. Pleydell. 'But she must convey and
make over her interest in me to Lucy.'

'To tell you the truth, I am afraid your flank will be turned
there too,' replied the Colonel.


'Here has been Sir Robert Hazlewood,' said Mannering, 'upon a
visit to Bertram, thinking and deeming and opining--'

'O Lord! pray spare me the worthy Baronet's triads!'

'Well, sir,' continued Mannering, 'to make short, he conceived
that, as the property of Singleside lay like a wedge between two
farms of his, and was four or five miles separated from
Ellangowan, something like a sale or exchange or arrangement might
take place, to the mutual convenience of both parties.'

'Well, and Bertram--'

'Why, Bertram replied, that he considered the original settlement
of Mrs. Margaret Bertram as the arrangement most proper in the
circumstances of the family, and that therefore the estate of
Singleside was the property of his sister.'

'The rascal!' said Pleydell, wiping his spectacles. 'He'll steal
my heart as well as my mistress. Et puis?'

'And then Sir Robert retired, after many gracious speeches; but
last week he again took the field in force, with his coach and six
horses, his laced scarlet waistcoat, and best bob-wig--all very
grand, as the good-boy books say.'

'Ay! and what was his overture?'

'Why, he talked with great form of an attachment on the part of
Charles Hazlewood to Miss Bertram.'

'Ay, ay; he respected the little god Cupid when he saw him perched
on the Dun of Singleside. And is poor Lucy to keep house with that
old fool and his wife, who is just the knight himself in

'No; we parried that. Singleside House is to be repaired for the
young people, and to be called hereafter Mount Hazlewood.'

'And do you yourself, Colonel, propose to continue at Woodbourne?'

'Only till we carry these plans into effect. See, here's the plan
of my bungalow, with all convenience for being separate and sulky
when I please.'

'And, being situated, as I see, next door to the old castle, you
may repair Donagild's tower for the nocturnal contemplation of the
celestial bodies? Bravo, Colonel!'

'No, no, my dear Counsellor! Here ends THE ASTROLOGER.'




NOTE 1, p. 93

The roads of Liddesdale, in Dandie Dinmont's days, could not be
said to exist, and the district was only accessible through a
succession of tremendous morasses. About thirty years ago the
author himself was the first person who ever drove a little open
carriage into these wilds, the excellent roads by which they are
now traversed being then in some progress. The people stared with
no small wonder at a sight which many of them had never witnessed
in their lives before.

NOTE 2, p. 102

The Tappit Hen contained three quarts of claret--

     Weel she loed a Hawick gill,
       And leugh to see a tappit hen.

I have seen one of these formidable stoups at Provost Haswell's,
at Jedburgh, in the days of yore It was a pewter measure, the
claret being in ancient days served from the tap, and had the
figure of a hen upon the lid. In later times the name was given to
a glass bottle of the same dimensions. These are rare apparitions
among the degenerate topers of modern days.

NOTE 3, p. 102

The account given by Mr. Pleydell of his sitting down in the midst
of a revel to draw an appeal case was taken from a story told me
by an aged gentleman of the elder President Dundas of Amiston
(father of the younger President and of Lord Melville). It had
been thought very desirable, while that distinguished lawyer was
king's counsel, that his assistance should be obtained in drawing
an appeal case, which, as occasion for such writings then rarely
occurred, was held to be matter of great nicety. The solicitor
employed for the appellant, attended by my informant acting as his
clerk, went to the Lord Advocate's chambers in the Fishmarket
Close, as I think. It was Saturday at noon, the Court was just
dismissed, the Lord Advocate had changed his dress and booted
himself, and his servant and horses were at the foot of the close
to carry him to Arniston. It was scarcely possible to get him to
listen to a word respecting business. The wily agent, however, on
pretence of asking one or two questions, which would not detain
him half an hour, drew his Lordship, who was no less an eminent
ban vivant than a lawyer of unequalled talent, to take a whet at a
celebrated tavern, when the learned counsel became gradually
involved in a spirited discussion of the law points of the case.
At length it occurred to him that he might as well ride to
Arniston in the cool of the evening. The horses were directed to
be put in the stable, but not to be unsaddled. Dinner was ordered,
the law was laid aside for a time, and the bottle circulated very
freely. At nine o'clock at night, after he had been honouring
Bacchus for so many hours, the Lord Advocate ordered his horses to
be unsaddled; paper, pen, and ink were brought; he began to
dictate the appeal case, and continued at his task till four
o'clock the next morning. By next day's post the solicitor sent
the case to London, a chef-d'oeuvre of its kind; and in which, my
informant assured me, it was not necessary on revisal to correct
five words. I am not, therefore, conscious of having overstepped
accuracy in describing the manner in which Scottish lawyers of the
old time occasionally united the worship of Bacchus with that of
Themis. My informant was Alexander Keith, Esq., grandfather to my
friend, the present Sir Alexander Keith of Ravelstone, and
apprentice at the time to the writer who conducted the cause.

NOTE 4, p. 180

We must again have recourse to the contribution to Blackwood's
Magazine, April 1817:--

'To the admirers of good eating, gipsy cookery seems to have
little to recommend it. I can assure you, however, that the cook
of a nobleman of high distinction, a person who never reads even a
novel without an eye to the enlargement of the culinary science,
has added to the "Almanach des Gourmands" a certain Potage a la
Meg Merrilies de Derndeugh, consisting of game and poultry of all
kinds, stewed with vegetables into a soup, which rivals in savour
and richness the gallant messes of Camacho's wedding; and which
the Baron of Bradwardine would certainly have reckoned among the
epulae lautiores.'

The artist alluded to in this passage is Mons. Florence, cook to
Henry and Charles, late Dukes of Buccleuch, and of high
distinction in his profession.

NOTE 5, p. 212

The Burnet whose taste for the evening meal of the ancients is
quoted by Mr. Pleydellwas the celebrated metaphysician and
excellent man, Lord Monboddo, whose coenae will not be soon
forgotten by those who have shared his classic hospitality. As a
Scottish judge he took the designation of his family estate. His
philosophy, as is well known, was of a fanciful and somewhat
fantastic character; but his learning was deep, and he was
possessed of a singular power of eloquence, which reminded the
hearer of the os rotundum of the Grove or Academe.
Enthusiastically partial to classical habits, his entertainments
were always given in the evening, when there was a circulation of
excellent Bourdeaux, in flasks garlanded with roses, which were
also strewed on the table after the manner of Horace. The best
society, whether in respect of rank or literary distinction, was
always to be found in St. John's Street, Canongate. The
conversation of the excellent old man, his high, gentleman-like,
chivalrous spirit, the learning and wit with which he defended his
fanciful paradoxes, the kind and liberal spirit of his
hospitality, must render these noctes coenaeque dear to all who,
like the author (though then young), had the honour of sitting at
his board.

NOTE 6, p. 215

It is probably true, as observed by Counsellor Pleydell, that a
lawyer's anxiety about his case, supposing him to have been some
time in practice, will seldom disturb his rest or digestion.
Clients will, however, sometimes fondly entertain a different
opinion. I was told by an excellent judge, now no more, of a
country gentleman who, addressing his leading counsel, my
informer, then an advocate in great practice, on the morning of
the day on which the case was to be pleaded, said, with singular
bonhomie, 'Weel, my Lord (the counsel was Lord Advocate), the
awful day is come at last. I have nae been able to sleep a wink
for thinking of it; nor, I daresay, your Lordship either.'

NOTE 7, p. 235

Whistling, among the tenantry of a large estate, is when an
individual gives such information to the proprietor or his
managers as to occasion the rent of his neighbour's farms being
raised, which, for obvious reasons, is held a very unpopular

NOTE 8, p. 286

This hard word is placed in the mouth of one of the aged tenants.
In the old feudal tenures the herezeld constituted the best horse
or other animal on the vassals' lands, become the right of the
superior. The only remnant of this custom is what is called the
sasine, or a fee of certain estimated value, paid to the sheriff
of the county, who gives possession to the vassals of the crown.

NOTE 9, p. 301

This mode of securing prisoners was universally practised in
Scotland after condemnation. When a man received sentence of death
he was put upon THE GAD, as it was called, that is, secured to the
bar of iron in the manner mentioned in the text. The practice
subsisted in Edinburgh till the old jail was taken down some years
since, and perhaps may be still in use.


'A, he, I.
 a', all.
 abide, endure.
 ablins, aiblins, perhaps.
 abune, above.
 ae, one.
 aff, off.
 afore, before.
 a-guisarding, masquerading.
 ahint, behind.
 aik, an oak.
 ails, hinders, prevents.
 ain, own.
 amang, among.
 an, if.
 ance, once.
 ane, one.
 anent, about.
 aneuch, enough.
 auld, old.
 auld threep, a superstitious notion.
 avise, advise, deliberate.
 awa', away.
 aweel, well.
 awfu', awful.
 awmous, alms.
 aye, ever.

 bairn, a child.
 baith, both.
 ballant, a ballad.
 banes, bones.
 bannock, a flat round or oval cake.
 barken, stiffen, dry to a crust.
 barrow-trams, the shafts of a hand  barrow.
 baulks, ridges.
 berling, a galley.
 bield, a shelter, a house.
 biggit, built.
 billie, a brother, a companion.
 bing out and tour, go out and watch.
 binna, be not.
 birk, a birch tree.
 bit, a little.
 bittle, beat with a bat.
 bittock, a little bit.
 Black Peter, a portmanteau.
 blate, shy, bashful.
 blawn, blown.
 blear, obscure.
 blude, bluid, blood.
 blunker, a cloth printer.
 blythe, glad.
 boddle, a copper coin worth one   third of a penny.
 bogle, a goblin, a spectre.
 bonnet, a cap.
 bonnie, bonny, pretty, fine.
 bonspiel, a match game at curling.
 bottle-head, beetle-head, stupid fellow.
 bow, a boll.
 bowster, a bolster.
 braw, fine.
 brigg, a bridge.
 brock, a badger, a dirty fellow.
 brod, a church collection plate.
 buckkar, a smuggling lugger.
 bully-huff, a bully, a braggart.
 burn, a brook.
 bye, besides.

 ca', call.
 cake-house, a house of entertainment.
 callant, a stripling.
 cam, came.
 canny, lucky, cautious.
 cantle, a fragment.
 canty, cheerful.
 capons, castrated cocks.
 carle, a churl, an old man.
 cast, lot, fate.
 chapping-stick, a stick to strike with.
 cheerer, spirits and hot water.
 chield, a young man.
 chumlay, a chimney.
 clanjamfray, rabble.
 clashes, lies, scandal.
 claught, clutched, caught.
 clecking, hatching.
 clodded, threw heavily.
 close, a lane, a narrow passage.
 clour, a heavy blow.
 cloyed a dud, stolen a rag.
 collieshangie, an uproar.
 come o' will, a child of love.
 cottar, cottage.
 cramp-ring, shackles, fetters.
 cranking, creaking.
 craw, crow.
 creel, a basket.
 cuddy, an ass.
 cusp, an entrance to a house.
 cusser, a courser, a stallion.

 daft, mad, foolish.
 darkmans, night.
 daurna, dare not.
 day-dawing, dawn.
 dead-thraw, death-agony.
 death-ruckle, death-rattle.
 deil-be-lickit, nothing, naught.
 dike, a wall, a ditch.
 dinging, slamming.
 dingle, a dell, a hollow.
 dizzen, a dozen.
 doo, a dove.
 dooket, dukit, a dovecot.
 doun, down.
 douse the glim, put out the light.
 dow, list, wish.
 drap, a drop.
 drumming, driving.
 dub, a puddle.
 duds, clothes.

 eassel, provincial for eastward.
 een, eyes.
 endlang, along.
 eneugh, enough.
 evening, putting on the same level.

 faem, foam.
 fair-strae, natural.
 fambles, hands.
 fash, trouble.
 fauld, a fold.
 fause, false.
 feared, afraid.
 fearsome, frightful.
 feck, a quantity.
 feckless, feeble.
 fell, a skin.
 fernseed, gather the, make invisible.
 fie, mad, foredoomed.
 fient a bit, never a bit
 fient a haet, not the least.
 fire-raising, setting fire.
 firlot, a quarter of a boll.
 fit, a foot.
 flesh, fleesh, a fleece.
 flick, cut.
 flit, remove.
 fond, glad to.
 forbears, ancestors.
 forbye, besides.
 foumart, a polecat.
 fowk, people.
 frae, from.
 frummagem'd, throttled, hanged.
 fu', full.
 fule-body, a foolish person.

 gae, go.
 gaed, went.
 gane, gone.
 gang, go.
 gang-there-out, wandering.
 gangrel, vagrant.
 gar, make.
 gate, gait, way.
 gaun, going.
 gay, gey, very.
 gelding, a castrated horse.
 gentle or semple, high born or common people.
 gie, give.
 gliffing, a surprise, an instant.
 glower, glare.
 gowan, a field daisy.
 gowd, gold.
 gowpen, a double handful.
 greet, weep.
 grieve, an overseer.
 grippet, grasped, caught.
 grunds, grounds.
 gude, guid, good.
 gudeman, master of a house.
 gyre-carlings, witches.

 ha', hall.
 hadden, held, gone.
 hae, have.
 hafflin, half grown.
 haick, hack.
 haill, whole.
 hallan, a partition.
 hame, home.
 hank, a skein of yarn.
 hansel, a present.
 hantle, a quantity.
 haud, hauld, hold.
 hauden, held.
 heezie, a lift.
 herds, herders.
 heuch, a crag, a steep bank.
 hinging, hanging.
 hinney, honey.
 hirsel, a flock.
 hizzie, a housewife, a hussy.
 hog, a young sheep.
 horning, a warrant for a debtor.
 houdie, a midwife.
 howm, flat low ground.
 humble-cow, a cow without horns.
 hunds, hounds.

 ilka, every.
 ingans, onions.
 ingleside, fireside.
 I'se, I'll.
 ither, other.

 jaw-hole, a sink.
 Jethart, Jedburgh.
 jo, a sweetheart.

 kahn, a skiff.
 kaim, a low ridge, a comb.
 kain, part of a farm-rent paid in fowls.
 keep, a stronghold.
 keepit, kept, attended.
 ken, know.
 kenna, do not know.
 kibe, an ulcerated chilblain, a chapped heel.
 killogie, the open space before a kiln fire.
 kilt, upset.
 kilting, girding or tucking up.
 kimmer, a female gossip.
 kinder, children.
 kipper, cured salmon.
 kirk, church.
 kist, a chest, a coffin.
 kitchen-mort, kinchen-mort, a girl.
 kittle, tickle, ticklish.
 kitt, a number, the whole.
 knave, a boy.
 knevell, knead, beat severely.
 kobold, a hobgoblin.

 laird, lord of the manor.
 lampit, a limpet.
 landloupers, persons of wandering tendencies.
 lang, long.
 lang or, long before.
 lang-lugged, long-eared.
 langsyne, long ago.
 lap and paunel, liquor and food.
 lassie, a young girl.
 latch, mire.
 leddy, a lady.
 lee, pasture land.
 leg bail, to give, to run away.
 letter-gae, the precentor is called by Allan Ramsay
 'the letter-gae of haly rhyme.'
 leugh, laughed.
 levin, lightning, scorn.
 licks, blows.
 lift, the sky.
 like, as it were.
 limmer, a jade, a hussy.
 links, the windings of a river.
 lippen, trust.
 loan, an open place, a lane.
 loaning, a milking place.
 long bowls, ninepins.
 looby, a booby, a lout.
 loon, a clown, a rogue.
 loup, leap, start.
 low, blaze, flame.
 luckie, an old woman.
 lugs, ears.
 lunt, blaze, torch.
 lykewake, a watch at night over a dead body.

 mair, more.
 mair by token, especially.
 maist, most.
 maun, must.
 meddling and making, interfering.
 messan, a little dog.
 milling in the darkmans, murder by night.
 mind, remember.
 minded, looked after.
 mirk, dark; pit mirk, pitch dark.
 moaned, mourned.
 Monanday, Monday.
 mony, many.
 moonshie, a secretary.
 morn, tomorrow.
 moss, a morass.
 moss-hag, a pit, a slough.
 muckle, great, much.
 muir, a moor, a heath.
 muscavado, unrefined sugar.
 mutchkin, a measure equal to an English pint.

 na, nae, no.
 nane, none.
 nathless, nevertheless.
 needna, need not.
 nice, simple.
 now, the, at once.

 odd-come-shortly, chance time not far in the future.
 ony, any.
 or, ere.
 orra, odd, occasional.
 orra time, occasionally.
 o't, of it.
 out, out in rebellion.
 out of house and hauld, destitute.
 outcast, a falling out, a quarrel.
 ower, over.
 owt, the exterior, out.

 paiks, punishment.
 parritch, oatmeal porridge.
 peat-hag, a bog.
 penny-stane, a stone quoit.
 periapts, amulets.
 pike, pick.
 pinners, a headdress.
 pirn, a reel.
 pit, put.
 plash, splash.
 plough-gate of land, land that can be tilled with one plough.
 pock, a pouch, a bag.
 poinded, impounded.
 poschay, a post-chaise.
 pouches, pockets.
 pow, the head.
 powny, a pony.
 preceese, exact.
 precentor, a leader of congregational singing.
 prin, a pin.
 puir, poor.

 quean, a young woman, a wench.

 rade, rode.
 ramble, a spree.
 rampauging, raging.
 randle-tree, a horizontal bar across a chimney, on which
  pot-hooks are hung; sometimes used as an opprobrious  epithet.
 randy, wild.
 ranging and riping, scouring and searching.
 rape, rope.
 rasp-house, a custom-house.
 red cock craw, kindle a fire.
 redding-straik, a blow received when trying to separate
 reek, smoke.
 reif and wear, robbery and injury.
 reise, a bough.
 reist, smoke.
 reiver, a robber.
 retour, return of a writ.
 rin, run.
 ripe, search.
 rive, rend, rob.
 rotten, rottan, a rat.
 roup, an auction.
 roupit, sold at auction.
 routing, snoring, bellowing.
 rubbit, robbed.
 rump and dozen, meat and drink, a good dinner.
 run goods, smuggled goods.

 sack, sackcloth.
 sae, so.
 saft, soft.
 sain, bless.
 sair, sore.
 sail, shall.
 samyn, the same.
 sang, song.
 sark, a shirt.
 saugh, a willow tree.
 saul, soul.
 saut, salt.
 sax, six.
 scaff-raff, riff raff.
 scart, scratched, written on.
 schnaps, a dram of liquor.
 scones, flat round cakes.
 scouring the cramp-ring, said metaphorically for being
      thrown into fetters or, generally, into prison.
 screed o' drink, a drinking bout.
 sell'd, sold.
 semple, simple, poor people.
 shake-rag, a tatterdemalion.
 shanks, legs.
 shealing, sheiling, a shed, a hut.
 shear, cut.
 sherra, a sheriff.
 shoeing-horn, something that leads to more drinking.
 shoon, shoes.
 shouther, a shoulder.
 sic, so, such.
 siclike, such.
 siller, money.
 sinsyne, since.
 skeel, a bucket, a tub.
 slack, a hollow, a morass.
 slap, a breach.
 sleepery, sleepy.
 slow-hund, a sleuth hound.
 sma', small.
 smack, smaik, a rogue, a low wretch.
 snaw, snow.
 soup o' drink, a spoonful.
 souple, a cudgel.
 spae, foretell.
 speir, ask.
 sprug, a sparrow.
 spunk, a spark.
 start, betray.
 stell, a stall, a covert.
 stickit, stopped, hindered.
 stir your gear, disturb your goods.
 stark, a heifer, a bullock.
 stiver, a small Dutch coin.
 stoppit, stopped.
 stoup, a drinking vessel, a wooden pitcher.
 stown, stolen.
 strae, straw.
 strammel, straw.
 streik, stretch.
 suld, should.
 sune, soon.
 sunkets, delicacies, provisions of any kind.
 sunkie, a low stool.
 swear, difficult.
 swure, swore.
 syne, since.

 ta'en, taken.
 tait, a tuft.
 tak, take.
 tap, the top.
 tass, a cup.
 tat, that.
 tell'd, told.
 tent, care.
 thack, thatch.
 thae, those.
 thegither, together.
 thereawa', thence, thereabout.
 thrapple, the windpipe, the throat.
 thristle, a thistle.
 till, to.
 tippenny, ale at twopence a bottle.
 tod, a fox.
 tolbooth, a jail.
 toom, empty.
 tow, a rope.
 trine to the cheat, get hanged.
 troking, intercourse, trafficking.
 trow, trust.
 tulzie, tuilzie, a scuffle, a brawl.
 twa, two.
 tweel, a web.
 tyke, a cur.

 umwhile, formerly, late.
 uncanny, weird, unlucky.
 unco, strange, very.
 uphaud, uphold.
 upright man, the leader (and greatest rogue) of the gang.

 wa', wall.
 wad, would.
 wadded, wedded.
 wae, woe.
 waefu', woeful.
 wale, choice.
 ware, spend.
 wark, work.
 warld, the world.
 warlock, a wizard.
 waster, a long spear.
 waur, worse.
 wean, a young child.
 wear, war.
 weary fa', curse.
 wedder, a wether.
 wee, small.
 weel, well.
 weel-faured, well-favored, prepossessing.
 weize, direct, incline.
 wessel, westward.
 wha, who.
 whaap, the (or the Hope), is the sheltered part or hollow of the
     hill. Hoff, howff, haaf, and haven are all modifications of
     the same word.
 wheen, a few.
 whigging, jogging.
 whiles, sometimes.
 whilk, which.
 whin, a few.
 whinger, a kind of knife, a hanger.
 whistle, give information against one.
 whittret, a weasel.
 wi', with.
 win, get.
 witters, the barbs of the spear.
 woo', wool.
 woodie, wuddie, a rope, a halter, the gallows.
 worricow, a hobgoblin.
 wots na, does not know.
 wrang, wrong.
 wrang side of the blanket, illegitimate.
 writer, an attorney.
 wuddie, a rope, the gallows.
 wuss, wish.

 yaffing, chattering, barking.
 yet, yere, your.
 yont, beyond.

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